Carol Alt Doesn't Get Kate Upton, Is Obviously Blind

2/26/2014 3:00 PM PST, by
Carol Alt
, a supermodel who was on the cover of the "Sports Illustrated" swimsuit issue in 1982, has some issues. Specifically, she has some issues with Kate Upton. What kind of issues, you may be wondering. Issues with how amazingly stunning she is? Issues with how insanely gorgeous her body is? Issues with how successful she's been, or how cool she seems?

Nah, she's just not into it. Here's what she told The Huffington Post:

"What I don't understand with Kate is what's all the hullaballoo. There are many covers of Sports Illustrated -- one girl was just wearing a bottom, no top. I don't get what all the hullabaloo is. I think what it is is that in this moment there's just so much social media and that's why she's had more word of mouth than anybody. I like Kate, she's a pretty girl. But all the girls are nice, and all the girls are pretty. Every cover, to me, deserves to be talked about."

OK, that last part is fair, of course all the girls are pretty. But, um, has she seen Kate Upton? Is she aware of what she looks like? Because if you have eyeballs, I'm pretty sure you understand "what's all the hullaballoo." You understand it hard.

Filed Under:  Kate Upton , Carol Alt , Interview
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