Kim Kardashian Is Denser Than You Ever Could Have Imagined
2/27/2014 3:00 PM PST, by Emily Trainham
Look, I'm sure Kim Kardashian is a perfectly nice woman. She does some charity work, and that's nice, and ... you know, it's not like she's actively not nice. It's just that she's not the brightest crayon in the box. And that's OK! Not everyone has to be super intelligent, and she's obviously doing really well for herself. It's fine.
It's just that she said this thing about her precious little baby daughter, North West, in an interview with People, and we absolutely, positively have to discuss it:
“Comfort is everything,” says Kardashian, who favors neutral onesies for North, whose style she describes as “simple, classic and really chic.”
Guys ... North is a baby. She is an infant. She is literally eight months old. She can't read or form sentences, much less have a "classic and really chic" style. All she cares about is that she is not cold and that she's loved and also that someone takes care of her poop. Because she is a baby.
This family, I swear.