RUN AWAY, ARIANA GRANDE!
2/28/2014 9:00 AM PST, by Emily Trainham
This is bad, you guys, it's real bad: Chris Brown, evil garbage violence monster, tweeted this photo of himself dancing (or perhaps possessing) the amazing Ariana Grande. We don't know any details right now, all he said was "coming soon!" but we do know that it shouldn't be happening. At all. Ever.
See, Ariana Grande is an incredibly talented, incredibly beautiful young lady, and she's just starting her career, but she's going to be huge, guys. Everyone's been raving about her voice, calling her the next Mariah Carey, but it's not going to mean anything if she ruins everything right now with Chris Brown. People tend to have a lot of feelings about Chris, if you haven't noticed, and there are a lot of people who aren't afraid to boycott him or anything having to do with him. If Ariana makes friends with him, if she does a collaboration or a show or anything, really, it's not going to go over well for a lot of people. And it's just not worth it.
Kids, listen up: don't play with scary felons who assault pop stars. Just don't. It's not that hard.