We Are So Over Miley Cyrus and All of Her Gross

3/7/2014 5:45 AM PST, by Sarah Taylor
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Miley Cyrus is officially disgusting filth. You heard it here fist first, probably a long, long time ago, and now we're here because the note has come due, we want to collect our "told you sos." 

See those pictures up there? Miley posted them to her Twitter account, and if you naively thought that maybe Miley just liked to travel on planes with mannequin-looking hands, then you're as sorely mistaken as Miley probably will be after she uses what's actually a dildo that goes by the name of "The Hand of Adonis," an advanced sex toy that's, "not for the faint of heart," and is specially designed for those into fisting.

This is the actual product description -- get ready to be proud: 

"The Hand of Adonis is a unique tool for size enthusiasts, or anyone interested in fisting. The ultra realistic, 16 1/2 inch arm ends in a 'duck bill' positioned hand, with thick fingers for lots and lots of sensation. The realistic feeling, SilAgel filled rubber material is firm, yet quite flexible, and able to bend and twist for the perfect fit inside. It's also anti-bacterial, non-toxic, and latex and cadmium free for safe enjoyment. The Hand tool is very large, quite heavy, and so not well suited to beginners, but if you're experienced with large sized toys, you'll love it. Check out the Fist of Adonis too!" 

You know what? If Miley's into sex toys and fisting and polyurethane creeper hands, that's her business. There's nothing wrong with experimenting and fetishes, and it's healthy to know and explore your sexual boundaries. But when she shares these grossly inappropriate photos on social media -- for the world to see, and especially the young, impressionable fans that she's telling to be "risque" -- it becomes our business. And this business needs to stop, for crying out loud, because it's getting awful now. 

We KNOW you have a vulva, Miley. We KNOW that you probably rub one out on the regular, all while looking at your own tour photos. But you know what? We're growing super weary of you and your exorbitant sex antics, because the schtick is getting really, really old. Pun totally intended.
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