Love It or Leave It: Sky (and Thigh) is the Scary Limit for Miley Cyrus

3/11/2014 4:30 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
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This is an actual photo that Sky Ferreira posted on her Instagram, and Miley Cyrus had the poor judgement to share it on her Twitter feed thereafter. The photo is frightening, and full of gams, groping, and gangrenous snaggleteeth. In short, it's pretty wretched. 

Verdict: Leave it. Why must Miley continually assault us with bad decisions? It's one thing to "accidentally" come out on stage wearing underwear (which was a total farce; everybody knows that Miley don't wurr no underwurr), and it's an entire other thing to intentionally put this kind of outfit on day in and day out. And those teeth! GET RID OF THEM, DEAR GOD! 

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