Taylor Swift: As Big a Drama Queen in Her Personal Life as She is in Her Professional Life

3/12/2014 8:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
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Note to Taylor Swift: contrary to popular belief (read: your belief), not everything is about you. In fact, there's a whole veritable ton of things that -- surprisingly! -- have positively nothing to do with you, and don't even remotely revolve around your pursed, bitter red lips. 

Word on the street is that Taylor has severed ties with Selena Gomez, and it's all allegedly because signs -- as of late -- indicate a reconciliation between Selena and Justin Bieber. Taylor's never made it a secret that she's had angst toward Justin, and now that Justin and Selena have been observed grinding on each other up against a wall, Taylor's likely not too happy about it. Cue drama and cat fights and a new venture into writing songs about former forever friends. 

Here's the deal, though: Selena, girl -- if you've hooked back up with your crummy ex, it's your business. ... It's stupid business, and we think it's gross, and that you're better than that for sure. We also think that when Bieber does finally self-destruct, it's gonna bring you down, too, but you know what? It's not our place to stop being your friend. Here's the lesson, Selena: choose your boyfriends wisely, but choose your friends even more wisely, because if Taylor's willing to crap out on you in your neediest moments -- and this mental lapse is one big, needy moment -- then she's not worth much anyway. 

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