Quotables: Kim Kardashian Has Finally Lost Touch With Reality

3/26/2014 3:30 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
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"I knew it was happening of course, but I didn't know it would be the cover. I'm just so honored ... Kanye's the first rapper, I'm the first reality star, we're the first interracial couple."

--Kim Kardashian to Seth Meyers on being the World's Most Important Woman Ever, and how much of an impact she's had on pop culture today, being a part of the first interracial celebrity couple in the history of time. 

And yeah, I get it -- she's probably talking about being the first reality star to take the cover of Vogue, as well as Kanye West being the first rapper to have the same honor bestowed upon him, and last, but certainly not least, the first interracial couple to be on the fashion magazine's front cover. I get it. But the way that Kim has -- or doesn't have -- with words is what's really astonishing here. She's either a really bad public speaker, or she's deluded herself into thinking that she really is the sun or whatever and that Kanye West is the east, and they're both just killing the sick and pale envious old moon with their love and their devotion to fame and monies

Keep it going, Kim -- your 15 minutes will soon be up (right?), and we can go back to laughing with Naomi Campbell over this whole damn absurd thing you call a Vogue cover.

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