Here's the Movie That's Gonna Win All the Awards Next Year, That's All

4/15/2014 8:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
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All immature butt sex jokes ass-ide, this movie -- "Maps to the Stars" -- looks phenomenal. It looks more than phenomenal -- this thing is probably going to win all the awards ever, just you wait and mark my words. 

The film's got something for everyone: if you're not into Julianne Moore for whatever reason, then there's John Cusack (squee!). And if even he doesn't get your goat, then there's the amazing Mia Wasikowska and the gorgeous, still-sparkly Robert Pattinson. If you're still a big grump and feel all that isn't reason enough to go ahead and vote this movie on through to legendary status, then how about just watching the trailer one more time for the penetrating acting and the ... well, the butt sex. Sorry. You knew there had to be just one more. 

 
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