What a Long Tongue You Have, Jessica Simpson
5/1/2014 5:30 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
Valid question: how is it kind of hot when Jessica Simpson sticks her tongue out like that, but yet whenever Miley Cyrus does it, it makes us want to vomit up last week's breakfast? Perception, friends -- it's all about perception.
This is Simpson's latest couple selfie, complete with tongue teases. Jess captions it, "Big hands I know you're the one," an obvious hat-tip to the Violent Femme's "Blister in the Sun." Cute, and yes, those big hands of Eric Johnson's are pretty cute, too.
Case in point: Jessica Simpson can probably not do any wrong -- at all, ever -- in our eyes. Even if it involves not-so-coated tongues. Sorry, Miles!