Jennifer Aniston Has a Totally Stable Future Husband ... NOT!
5/2/2014 2:00 PM PDT, by Emily Trainham
Oh, that Justin Theroux, the actor that many of us only really know for being Jennifer Aniston's super hot fiancé ... he's actually kind of douchey, friends. Or maybe douchey isn't the right word, maybe he's just dumb. Here, here, I'll just let you read his little story about giving and getting tattoos with his friend, tattoo artist Scott Campbell, while drunk and then you can decide:
"We became friends first, and then we had a couple drunken tattoo nights. And I've tattooed him, too, by the way. I've done a bunch of them. I did a really great wolf's head. I did an amazing skull and crossbones. I did a stunning yin-yang on him. I messed every single one of them up. But he kind of likes it. I did a yin-yang, which is probably one of the worst yin-yangs. We laughed so hard. It might be one of the worst yin-yangs ever made. A little bit egg-shaped."
Egg-shaped, drunken, frighteningly unprofessional yin-yang tattoos. That's what Jennifer Aniston is marrying into. Guess that Smart Water really is a sham, huh?