LeAnn Rimes is Just Deteriorating Before Our Very Eyes, Huh?
5/7/2014 5:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
Why is it that LeAnn Rimes is always getting hurt? ... Come to think of it, why is it that LeAnn Rimes always feels compelled to share her grisly injuries with the internet, when it's basically comprised of a whole audience of people who just aren't into that type of piteous gore? The world may never know, but alas -- here is LeAnn's latest thing, and it's a staph infection. Yum.
If you're worried, though, about how Eddie Cibrian's dealing with having a wife who's digitally incapacitated, don't -- he's too busy wooing her through x-rated renditions of popular songs:
I luv that my sick hubby is desirously singing @johnlegend "All Of Me" in order to make me feel better from finger pain. He's changing the lyrics to something really dirty and has me in stitches.
Cute, right? No, not so much. Leave it to good ol' Cheesy McSquintcheat to take the focus off of poor, ailing LeAnn and turn it into some kind of perverted sexual deviance. Only him, you know (and probably Dean McDermott, too. Definitely him).