Look, Monica Lewinsky Doesn't Like Beyonce Either!

5/7/2014 10:15 AM PDT, by
0507_fish_monica
Hey, friends, do you happen to remember that nasty little song and video that Beyonce did, "Partition"? You know, the one where she told this lovely little tale:

Driver roll up the partition please
I don't need you seeing Yoncé on her knees
Took 45 minutes to get all dressed up
We ain't even gonna make it to this club
Now my mascara runnin', red lipstick smudged
Oh he so horny, yeah he want to f---
He popped all my buttons and he ripped my blouse
He Monica Lewinsky'd all on my gown 

Classy to the max, right? Except it really, really isn't, but that's not the issue we're going to discuss today. No, today we're going to discuss the fact that Monica Lewinsky, the very Monica Lewinsky that Beyonce spoke of in her song and that, you know, had an affair with a president or whatever, spoke out about this song. And you are going to love every bit of it:

“Thanks, Beyoncé, but if we’re verbing, I think you meant ‘Bill Clinton’d all on my gown,’ not ‘Monica Lewinsky’d.’”

Consider Beyonce officially SASSED, and consider us all eagerly awaiting more from Monica here. Sure, that affair thing wasn't very nice, but don't even pretend for one second that you wouldn't watch her reality show. Do not even play like that.
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