Justin Timberlake Might Be Likable If He Wasn't So Absurd
5/13/2014 10:00 AM PDT, by Emily Trainham
It can be hard to keep up with the defining characteristics of every single celebrity, especially those celebrities that aren't as public as others, but just in case you need a refresher, here is Justin Timberlake's defining characteristic: DOUCHE. He's one of those harmless douchebags who never really does anything horrible, but if you ever hear anything he says, then bless your heart, because you are in for the eye rolling of a lifetime.
Justin was just on "Oprah's Master Class," and do you know how he kicked things off? With this little gem:
“When you look at me, you should understand that I am America.”
No, that's actually what he said. "I am America," that was something that he thought of, and then it turned into something that he decided to say. Justin Timberlake saying "I am America," that's like ... no, never mind, that's unlike anything that has ever happened.
And here's a bonus douche quote about how Justin left NSYNC:
"I would wake up every morning feeling more and more of an urge to step out on my own. [People would ask] 'What are you doing? Why wouldn't you ride this out? You're the biggest group in the world. Why would you walk away from this?' It's one of the best/worst things that I have ever done. It was bittersweet. It was hard to say goodbye to that era, but I felt it changing. I felt music changing. And I felt myself changing."
Oh, Justin, you visionary, you! What a precious gift you are to the world! Never change, OK? (Unless it is to change completely.)