Quotables: Robin Thicke Just Does NOT Get It, Does He?

5/19/2014 4:30 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
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"All right, you got to help me try to get her back now ... I never should have raised my voice or made you feel so small," he sang. "I should have kissed you longer, I should have held you stronger. I'll wait for forever for you to love me again."

--Robin Thicke at last night's Billboard Music Awards, and apparently he just does not comprehend the terms "separation," "breakup," "divorce," or "anal probe," because he will apparently stop at nothing in trying to get back in the pants of his estranged wife, Paula Patton

See, the problem here is that Robin's boyish, self-deprecating begging isn't cute. It's not as if we have a sad, forlorn Robin Thicke whose only fault was maybe getting too tied up in his career, overly concerned with fame and -- maybe, likely accidentally -- didn't pay more mind to his attention-starved wife and then oops, one day she got sick of playing Priority Musical Chairs and bailed.

No, one of Robin Thicke's main faults was that he was maybe getting too tied up in other womens' anal beads, overly concerned with bedding as many chicks as possible and -- maybe, not so accidentally -- pushed his wife of 9 years to the back burner because groupie sex

Get over it, Robin ... you're getting embarrassing and none of this is cute at all

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