Farrah Abraham Doesn't Even Understand How Simple Things Like Holidays Work

5/21/2014 5:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor

May 20, 2014 | It's About #MemorialDay week #May @keek by f1abraham on Keek.com


Wow, man ... we knew that Farrah Abraham had a hard time with words ("Big, pretty trees!") and general common sense when it came to determining in 3 simple steps whether or not someone was a porn star (math, you slay us), but we didn't realize that the poor girl didn't even understand how most holidays work -- that one was pretty surprising, even to us.  

In Farrah's latest Keek, she wishes us all Happy Memorial Month, which is stretching it, but OK -- but then also wishes us Happy Memorial weekend, which isn't for another few days. Oh Farrah -- you busy, busy girl. 

While that's forgivable, I guess, she goes on about memorializing her family, a family who's getting "old" and it's "sad," and then talks about going through crazy "May month life changes," that are "good or bad" -- I suppose we'll never know whether they were good or bad, really, because Farrah never elaborates because she ostensibly doesn't understand the difference between "and" and "or." 

Finally, she omits the whole entire fact that the Memorial Day holiday is observed as a federal holiday in which the men and women who died serving in the United States Armed Forces are recognized -- and actually memorialized -- but hey: when you're Farrah Abraham, what do silly old words even mean anyhow? God. 

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