Quotables: Kanye West's Most Ridiculous Speech of All

5/25/2014 6:30 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
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"[The media] feel like it's okay to put you on the tabloid covers to sell your image, to use you in an SNL spoof ... We don't negotiate. We're not like that. We're not stupid ... The Kardashians are an industry! ... We are warriors! There is not one person at this table that has not had to defend us at some point or another. ... At this [other wedding guest] table...the combination of powers...can make the world a better place. [These are] the most remarkable people of our time. ... [Kim is the] ideal celebrity ... the ideal art, [and I can't wait to be] spending every single day of [my] life with Kim."

--Kanye West's actual -- alleged -- wedding speech, turning the focus on the Kardashian Empire instead of on what normal people at their first wedding would focus on: the effing marriage itself, good Lord.

Just a few words on this, while you digest it and then allow it to turn to bile in your throat: are you for real, Kanye West? Warriors? Industry? "IDEAL CELEBRITY"? If this is all true, then just like that, the semi-adorable wedding of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian almost quite literally turned to gold-plated crap on a cheap serving dish, gross. 

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