The World Will Never, Ever Be Ready for This

5/25/2014 5:00 AM PDT, by
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This ... oh god, how are we even going to begin with this horror ... this is the cover art for Madonna's obviously ridiculous new single, "Unapologetic B----." This is also, tragically enough, the first time that we're even hearing about Madonna's new single, "Unapologetic B----." The world can be a cruel, cold place, and Madonna is doing absolutely nothing to help that. For shame.

And you know what? It's pretty awful that Madonna so clearly thinks that being an unapologetic b---- is good, or cool, or anything other than a very serious character flaw that needs to be immediately worked through instead of being used as a (probably super lame) new song. What even happened to this lady? Was she always this bad, or is this a recent development? If Instagram had existed in the 80s, would she still be a thing, or would everyone have gotten fed up with her right away? We can't ever know for sure, but it's nice to dream, right?

Basically, if you're going to be an unapologetic b----, Madonna, we're going to go ahead and be unapologetically unforgiving. Or unapologetically annoyed. Or unapologetically over it. Take your pick. 

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