Gwyneth Paltrow is Consciously Full of Conscious Bovine Feces

6/9/2014 5:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
Gwyneth Paltrow may have put out that super vague statement about divorcing Chris Martin -- or as we like to believe it, Chris Martin finally growing the cojones to leave her -- but basically everything that the former couple/couple has done since then is a big ol' contradiction to the institution of divorce, and sorry, but even the most amicable of splits don't look like this. 

This photo was taken over the weekend at a farm in Malibu, where Gwyn and Chris were dining. Dining together, and taking smarmy, smug selfies, or hey -- maybe they're actually examining brand-new wedding bands to reunite and rekindle their broken romance on their mobile. That's probably the most accurate guess so far, except for the qualifiers "smug" and "smarmy." They're always applicable with these two. 

Something smells fishy, and it's not even the fact that Gwyneth hasn't played a decent role since "Shakespeare in Love." (And that was nearly twenty years ago.) Something's starting to stink like a publicity stunt, and if that's the reality of this situation? Then the thing is far worse than we thought to begin with. Good Lord. 

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