After All This Mess, Tori Spelling STILL Doesn't Get It

6/10/2014 9:30 AM PDT, by
Prepare yourselves to hang your heads in shame (and mental exhaustion), because just when you thought you were done hearing about Tori Spelling and her weird marriage and her cheating husband, Dean McDermott and her powerful love of airing out all her family's business on reality television ... face it, guys, you'll never be done hearing about that. Two weeks ago was the finale of "True Tori," one week ago was the special reunion episode, and this week, well, this week is the episode where Tori looks back on the past episodes and shows some new clips. And you will just laugh and laugh, or cry, or laugh and cry -- probably that one -- when you hear this incredibly stupid thing Tori said in one of those new clips.

See, Tori was lunching with a friend, and the friend brought up the very real possibility that Dean would cheat again. Here's Tori's totally intelligent response:

"He can't cheat on me AGAIN! Like that's not an option, he can't cheat on me again ... Should I have him do a tattoo on his body? You know that the tattoo he has, it says Tori's right above his pubes."

There are so many things that are wrong withTori's thinking there, it's hard to know where to start. Because yes, he absolutely can cheat on her again. That is, in fact, an option, and it definitely wouldn't be a surprise. And, as we know now, he did get another Tori-themed tattoo on his body, he got his wedding vows right on his ribcage. That'll probably help his wandering genitals just as much as the pube tattoo did.

Oh, Tori. You got to love her! Except no, you don't. You really, really don't.

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