LeAnn Rimes' New Reality Show is Going to Be Television Poison

6/12/2014 3:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor

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Lookie, lookie: it's the Official Trailer for LeAnn Rimes' and Eddie Cibrian's trainwreck reality show, the aptly titled "LeAnn & Eddie," and a few things about this clip might strike you as strange, one being the fact that it's so long. Honestly, if you stop watching 3/4 of the way through and flip to another screen while the audio fills your ears, imagining the way LeAnn desperately gropes and clutches at Eddie as if he's going to run away at any moment, I can't blame you, because the mental imagery Mad Lib is more entertaining than having to sit through the whole ... oh my God nevermind, it's only a 3-minute clip. 

Moving on, the second thing that might impact you is that you know -- and they did -- it's an imperative for poor Brandi Glanville's name gets thrown in there at least once or twice or a zillion times because ratings and "posterity." 

Finally, you might wonder what the state of the world had been if Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt did a reality show about hooking up underneath Jennifer Aniston's nose back in the day, but LOL no, you don't need to, because though the situation was similar, those two particular people had the class to realize that they shouldn't be flaunting their then-illicit love all over the media for ratings.  

Mark these words down somewhere, friends, because it's being called right now: this reality show is going to be the bastard child of "Sharknado 2: The Second One" and "19 Kids and Counting" -- bloody, self-righteous, absurd, and stomach-turning, and that's even without the shrill stylings of Tara Reid's overwrought screams. 

Check out LeAnn & Eddie's most awkward PDA to date. 

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