Mila Kunis Has Us Nearly Converted
6/12/2014 9:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
Converted to what, you might wonder? Well, to taking a new-found liking to Ashton Kutcher, a former (?) letch we wrote off when he married Demi Moore and her teenaged daughters and moved on to a rando ooh ooh ooh for the smell of it. See how magical Mila Kunis actually is? She and her lovely baby bump and endearing, down-to-earth personality has given us a second lease of appreciation for Ashton Kutcher, because Mila couldn't really take up with someone who hadn't genuinely sowed his wild oats and turned over a new leaf, right?
In a recent interview with Marie Claire, she showed us just why she's one of the top ladies in the "admirable" game, and throws us a few aww bones, too.
Here's Mila on being proposed to (!), and how it positively impacted her life:
"One day, it just changed. All of a sudden, it wasn't the same. And I was really proud of myself for acknowledging that. The best day of my life so far was the proposal. I cried. I was a mess. Not to discredit any relationships in my past, but this relationship is different."
And then on not wanting her future child/children to be a--holes:
"I just don't want my kids to be assholes. I feel like so many kids nowadays are. Both of us just want to have well-behaved, honest, nice children who people meet and say, 'That's a good kid.'"
She also claims that you won't see a clothing line from her (thank God, because those celebrity clothing lines, FFS), and the shredded vagina that she doesn't want Kutcher to look at during childbirth.
See, guys -- this woman is cute, sweet, smart, sassy, and full of spunk and gems of wisdom. Ashton Kutcher better NEVER cheat on her, because can you imagine what she'd do to him? Forget about it.