Is Farrah Abraham A Whole New Person or What?!
6/15/2014 8:30 AM PDT, by Emily Trainham
This is going to absolutely blow your mind, but facts are facts, y'all, and you're just going to have to face them: something happened to Farrah Abraham, and now she is capable of making an intelligent statement about her life. So crazy, right?! It seems like just yesterday she was running around, being all ignorant, but now, everything is changed. Now, if you can even believe it, you might even think thoughts like "good point, Farrah."
Here, let her show you her newfound non-ridiculousness:
On what it was like to write her erotic novel:
"Being 20-something now and exploring my sexuality in a healthy way, I found writing this was a therapeutic process for me. I hope all my fans and people who like erotica will read this and it will help them on their sexual journeys. I hope the books will open minds about sexual behaviors so that people are less close-minded, sexually."
On the rumors that MTV won't allow her to be on any more "Teen Mom" shows:
"I don't think MTV should hold people back on account of (being sexually open). They have many kinds of sexual behaviors on their shows. I would hope if they cut me out, it would be for other reasons. I keep in touch with reality television because that's my roots. I enjoy reality."
On hoping her daughter learns from her mistakes:
"I think when it comes to birds and bees, talking about my mistakes will help her lead a better life. I want her to take a different path from mine."
See? All that makes total sense. She wants to open minds about sexual behaviors, that's good. She makes a good argument for MTV allowing her to stay on with the "Teen Mom" series. And, joy of all joys, she wants her daughter to have a different life than she's had. What a beautiful turnaround, right? What a truly magnificent occurrence.