Love It or Leave It: Farrah Abraham's Very Naughty Sex Toy Fashion

7/14/2014 8:00 AM PDT, by
If there's one thing we know about Farrah Abraham -- we actually know a lot of things about her, because that's what happens when you see someone's naughtiest bits, but let's pretend -- it's that she just tries SO DAMN HARD. Which can be a good thing, of course, but it can also be a bad thing. With Farrah, it's usually a bad thing.

Take, for instance, these photos of Farrah at the ANME convention. "What's an ANME convention?" you might be asking. ANME is the Adult Novelty Manufacturers Expo. That's where Farrah is trying to sell her weird sex toys. Like, if you're interested in buying one of her fake vaginas, that's where you should go right now. She's been there for a couple days at this point, and these are a couple of looks that she's worn. The dress on the right, it looks like it's actually OK (or maybe we're just too distracted by how excited she looks to be posing with a bottle of some kind of "back door" spray), but the left? Oh, honey.

Of course she would wear actual lingerie to a party. A sex toy party, sure, but couldn't she have used just a tiny bit of subtlety? Maybe? At just one point in her whole entire life?

Verdict: Leave it. Goodness knows Farrah never, ever will.

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