Tori Spelling Remains So Very, Very Desperate
7/17/2014 10:30 AM PDT, by Emily Trainham
We as a people have never witnessed anything so awkward and terrible and yes, desperate, as that awful reality show featuring the crumbling marriage of Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott.
And that's saying a whole lot, considering that we've known the existence of people like Lady Gaga and LeAnn Rimes. But there was something so special about that "True Tori" mess, wasn't there? It was something about the way that Tori and Dean allowed the most sensitive, traumatic issues of their family to be broadcasted to thousands and thousands of people. Yeah, that was probably it.
But Tori, in all of her attention-seeking ridiculousness, is not ready to stop talking about her private affairs, and that's why she's telling the world how her marriage is going these days:
"We're definitely committed to being a family. We're working on things. It's a work in progress, but family comes first and we're definitely working on it, and things are better."
But are they still doing all that intense therapy?
See? They're still going to therapy! They still have issues to discuss! So won't someone please give them another reality show? Won't you reach down deep into your soul and find the kindness to keep asking her about her gross husband and his malignantly meandering penis? And then film it? Or hey, if you can't do anything else, just say her name. She's like Bloody Mary, but instead of saying her name and getting murdered, you can say her name and give her validation and self esteem and hopefully some money. Think about it!
Filed Under: Interview