Adam Levine's Wedding Just Got Even Douchier!
7/21/2014 12:00 PM PDT, by Emily Trainham
Get ready to hang your head in shame that you live in a world where this kind of nonsense can actually happen, friends, because you are about to hear of the wedding of Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo, which will hereby be known as the most ridiculous wedding of all time. It wasn't really ridiculous in an extravagant way, though surely it was very nice, and it wasn't ridiculous in a sweet way, which, of course, isn't to say that it wasn't sweet. No, it was ridiculous in that Jonah Hill, probably one of the only people in this world more harmlessly douchey than Adam Levine, officiated the wedding.
Here's how it went, according to a source:
"Jonah was hysterical. He was telling so many jokes, but then in the middle would be so sweet and sincere. He also talked about how sweet Behati is and how perfect they are for one another ... His timing was amazing. Everyone was giggling."
So does that sound awful or what? No, it's good that he was sweet and all, but do you really want people going on about some actor's comedic timing when they're talking about your wedding ceremony? And how did the world not implode from that much jackassery in one tiny space? It's no good, friends. None of it.
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