Sadly, This is What Nickelback Money Can Buy a Girl
8/1/2014 11:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
It's Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger's 1st wedding anniversary, so what did ol' Chad go and do? Well, he bought his beloved wife this huge 17 carat ring (emerald cut!) to celebrate what's traditionally known as the "paper" anniversary, where you celebrate your spouse with some kind of paper-related gift, or the nationally recognized gift of a clock.
No clocks for Chad Kroeger, though -- no, Chad needs to go ahead and drop God knows how much on a precious stone that's not even Avril's sk8ergrrl style. How saccharine ... how ostentatious ... how gaudy ... and how perfectly Chad Kroeger of Nickelback.
Avril shared the snap on Twitter, saying "I still can't believe my 1 year anniversary gift. 17 carat emerald cut. Wow. I love my hubby."
We can't believe it, either, Avril. ... Any of what you just said, actually.
Congratulations on making it further than a lot more folks in your positions might! Here's to another year of bliss, huh?