Uh Oh, Looks Like Khloe Kardashian's Creeper Boyfriend Might Not Be Working Out

8/2/2014 6:00 AM PDT, by
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Look, it's not really a secret that the relationship between Khloe Kardashian and her new boyfriend, French Montana, doesn't exactly make us jump for joy: basically all we know about them is that they like taking weird, scary pictures of themselves. We also know that Khloe's last relationship, her marriage with Lamar Odom, ended extraordinarily badly, and it didn't end that long ago, either. So we're not exactly shocked that there are new rumors out there that Khloe and French aren't doing so hot.

Allegedly, Khloe isn't really loving how much French is into partying. Which, if true, is totally fair, because if you'll remember, Lamar seemed to enjoy a certain kind of partying himself. According to these rumors, the two had a fight, too, at Jennifer Lopez's birthday party a couple of weeks ago, which obviously doesn't sound too great. Another issue: Kris Jenner reportedly wants Khloe to drop French altogether because "she needs to be single" after her intense divorce, which is actually some pretty solid thinking.

Really though, if these reports are true, Khloe needs to just consider moving on from French (he's a creeper anyway) and picking up a fun new hobby, or perhaps joining some sort of club. Maybe there is some sort of "please help me be single for a minute so I can start to feel better after my traumatizing divorce" club out there. Or maybe just a good book club! Anything, really. Anything at all.

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