"Impetuous" is Kim K's Middle Name
On last night's airing of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians," there was a lot of Thailand vacation stuff that happened besides, you know, all of the epic selfies. The most important thing that happened, however, was the idea that Kim Kardashian nearly took a 12-year-old Thai girl away from an orphanage they'd visited (and to which they donated supplies), almost adopting her.
To Kris Jenner, Kim said, "I literally cannot stop thinking about her. I told Kanye, I was like, 'Honestly, this girl is so sweet and so cute, I would totally adopt her'."
Kris, lately the voice of reason in this family (I KNOW) responded with, "That's a little aggressive. I think that you can't just go to an orphanage and fall in love with a child and then take them home like you're shopping. You get very passionate about things and then you don't think the whole thing through. I bet there are other things that you could do that would make all the difference in this little girl's life."And, you know, as much as we want -- so hard -- to say that she's a little like Veruca Salt on "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" with all that "Daddy, I want a little Thai girl for my very own now," we just can't, because Kris Jenner is absolutely right, and seems to know that Kim's heart -- as fickle as it can be sometimes -- was in the right place.
Side bar: how is it even possible that Kim noticed anyone besides herself on that Thai vacation, because selfies?