We Should Have Known Adam Levine Couldn't Keep His Douchey Self Away

8/5/2014 11:00 AM PDT, by
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It's been just a couple of precious, precious weeks since Adam Levine got married to his new wife, Behati Prinsloo -- the first precious is because, come on, a sweet wedding is precious no matter what, and the second precious is because it's been so nice to be able to avoid hearing about this massive jackass -- but tragically, he is back on the internet. Specifically back on Instagram, where he posted this awful little picture of Behati looking cute while he looks like the biggest douchebag that ever walked the earth. Well, it was good while it lasted.

Just look at him though. That Hawaiian print shirt. The bandana. The sunglasses. That face. It's like he's laughing at our pain. Like he wants us to hurt. Like he wants to soak our souls with his burning douche water. And we simply cannot stand for it.

In trying times such as these, friends, we just have to keep repeating this one simple message to ourselves: thank goodness we are not Behati Prinsloo. Thank goodness we are not Behati Prinsloo
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