There Will Be No Kate Upton Nudity, And It's All Your Fault

8/8/2014 1:00 PM PDT, by
Look, we can all agree that Kate Upton is amazingly gorgeous and hot and basically just perfect, right? That's a truth that we can all acknowledge and accept? All right, now that we all have that eternal truth in mind, we can all weep together as we hear Kate Upton explain why she doesn't plan on going nude:

"For me those photos are art. Your body is art, your body is beautiful, and to be photographed in that way is amazing and it's received in a very positive way. But with social media and the Internet and not so great blogs and the attention like that, I don't think that my pictures would be received in the way that I'd want them to be received. That's why I've stayed away from them. I really appreciate those photos and I think those women are beautiful, but I think social media and the Internet has prevented me from putting myself out there like that."

Guys, YOU RUINED IT. Kate Upton is one of those delightful people who see the human body as art, but you can't keep your critical mouth shut and now we're never going to get it. We're never going to see that one very, very special piece of art, and so what is even the point of going on? Answer: there is no point. No point at all.

Filed Under:  Kate Upton , Interview
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