LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian: The Most Ridiculous and Immature Couple in Hollywood

8/8/2014 4:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
Imagine that: LeAnn Rimes' and Eddie Cibrian's new reality show took a turn for the worse last night, and the high-brow levels to which the couple has been trying to take their "sophisticated" relationship have started showing cracks ... both metaphorically and literally. 

In the latest episode of "LeAnn & Eddie," LeAnn bemoans the fact that she "accidentally" took a photo of herself making pancakes whilst nearly in the buff (see above picture). She claims that the photo was taken in a reflective surface, and instead of just showing the, you know, pancakes, it showed all the cakes. Oh, and if that weren't unbelievable enough, she "unwittingly" sent it to Twitter and got all hyped up that people were going to cause a scene, but personally speaking, yours truly doesn't remember anything of any sort over any particular period of time regarding "oops" photos, but especially throughout the time that they've been filming this thing. Sorry, LeAnn. 

About the fortuitous tweet, LeAnn said, "The good thing is 'LeAnn Rimes affair' is 14th on the list now on the Google searches." She claimed that her haphazard sensibilities were to blame, citing something being "wrong" with her: "I’m the only person I know that can take a selfie of pancakes and then tweet a picture where you can fully see my ass in a thong in the mirror behind me. What is wrong with me?" 


Meanwhile, Eddie's apprehension about appearing in a men's magazine was mounting, and so he went and got a spray tan and tried out a starvation diet for size, because that's a great example to set for your children. Or, you know, your wife or really anybody who might need a little guidance when it comes to that whole 'thinking' thing. 

Two very important questions to ask yourselves, y'all, at the very end of this: one, where is the mysterious pic that LeAnn tweeted and deleted? Can you find it anywhere this morning? Suspicious because, as you know, the internet never forgets ... and especially those who follow LeAnn on Twitter -- they never forget, either. 

Second, why is Eddie Cibrian even being asked to cover magazines? What's that even supposed to mean?

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