Quotables: Fergie Just Got Weird

8/15/2014 12:00 PM PDT, by
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"I kissed Axl and Josh at home—both French. My son likes to French kiss me a lot. It's so delicious! He goes in for the kill, but I'll have to cut that off at a certain age, or else that'll be weird."


--Fergie Ferg discusses how her 11-month-old son Axl kisses her with tongue, and we all get nightmares forever.

See, it's strange, because Fergie says that this behavior will get weird in the future, when it's very, very obviously weird right now. Actually, it got weird when this kind of mother-child kissing began, but it went to this whole other terrifying place beyond weird when she called it "delicious." Because sorry, but there are just some things that a parent never needs to do with her child. A parent never needs to French kiss her child, OK? It's amazing that this even needs to be said. 
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