Psst -- This is Called "Damage Control"
8/18/2014 10:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
That pic up there? Jessica Seinfeld -- Jerry's wife, and also good friend of Gwyneth Paltrow -- shared it on Instagram this past weekend, and captioned it with something that reeked of damage control. Do you know what damage control smells like? Well, we've never witnessed it firsthand, but we'd imagine it'd smell like Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence's preferred designer fragrances co-mingling with the sultry air on a warm summer night. And straw-grasping. Definitely a lot of that.
Here's what Jess said:
"I have never met anyone with more true and loyal best friends than this baby girl. She is deeply and intensely loved by her friends. I hope each of you has someone in your life that is a wise and steady North Star like this one is to so many ... Why not tag those people in your life who kill it in the friendship department? It’s Show Appreciation Sunday. (I made that up)."
It's a nice sentiment and all, to be sure, but a little too convenient that it was made so public this past weekend, as it was the weekend immediately following major rumors that Chris is shacking up with Jennifer Lawrence. I mean, of course we'd have to hear somebody blowing smoke up Gwynnie's arse, and how she's the "North Star" of friends (BRB gotta retch), but we didn't think it'd be so ... obvious.