Keep On With the Selfies, Kim K, OK?
8/19/2014 1:40 PM PDT, by Emily Trainham
Well, guys, we all know that you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink, and, likewise, it seems that you can clean off Kim Kardashian's face but, goodness knows, you can't get her to stop taking those damn selfies. She posted this photo of herself on a jet ski with a friend, and the thing is that she looks absolutely gorgeous. She so stunning without tons of makeup, and it's always so nice when she decides to, you know, show her actual face instead of her face plus a few pounds of foundation, powder, bronzer, and god knows what else. But does she HAVE to show us this?
It's been established already that Kim can't just go on a vacation and have fun like a normal human being without taking literally hundreds of selfies, and this just proves it. And isn't that just one of the saddest things you've ever heard? Kim obviously can't have any experience whatsoever unless she documents it by taking a picture of her face, and we should just take a moment to consider the tragedy in that.
But hey, she does look great! So congrats (?)!