Love You, Lindsay, But You've Got to Stop Throwing Babies
8/21/2014 12:00 PM PDT, by Emily Trainham
We love Lindsay Lohan, and we love babies, but if we could name two things in the world that probably shouldn't belong together at this exact point in time, it's Lindsay Lohan and babies. Because even though she's been to rehab and she seems to have gotten her life straightened out, the world still associates her with reckless behavior and DUIs and drama. Babies need none of that nonsense, and that's why this new video that Lindsay posted is just kind of terrifying.
Watch as she stands by the pool, on a concrete floor, with a small child. Watch as she sees a little baby sitting nearby, and then, with horror in your eyes and fear in your heart, watch as she wildly runs over to the baby, picks her up, and tosses her in the air with abandon. By the large pool, on the concrete floor. Consider all the pearls clutched.
So next time, Lindsay, maybe you could just, I don't know, not do this. Is that a possibility?