8/25/2014 11:00 AM PDT, by Emily Trainham
If you need to take a moment to adjust your thermostat or take of a cardigan or something, that's fine -- it probably just got kind of hot wherever you are, huh? -- because John Stamos will still be here when you get back, shirtless and gorgeous and everything else.
This is, in real life, a selfie that John took and, in all his infinite grace and generosity, decided to share with us. It's glorious, right? As is his caption:
51 no filters F' it.
We don't know how you're retaining all your hotness, John Stamos. It might be luck, it might be witchcraft, but really, it doesn't matter. All that matters is that you keep sharing shirtless selfies forever. That's all that matters in this world.