Oh, What a Beautiful World This Is
8/26/2014 2:00 PM PDT, by Emily Trainham
Before we acknowledge how glorious this photo is, we have to first acknowledge the ridiculousness of the society in which we live: two beautiful, talented women worked together to create a song (a remix of a song, if we're being specific) called "Booty." Two actual adult women made a record that has the lyrics "big, big booty, what you got, a big booty" repeating over and over and over. That's absurd, right? We all see that and agree on it?
Good, that way we don't have to think anymore when we look at the cover art for the single, a photo of Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea in swimsuits, showcasing their own big booties. Sure, they look a little greasy, like they might slip and slide all over the place if they were to try to move from these exact poses, but guys ... big, big booties. Apparently we don't have to consider anything else.