Um, Did Madonna Just Embarrass Herself by Writing A Song About Lady Gaga?

8/31/2014 6:00 AM PDT, by
Hold on tight, because this is going to be the most embarrassing thing in the whole wide world, but Madonna allegedly wrote a song all about Lady Gaga. I know, it hurts, doesn't it? The idea that the absolute legend known as Madonna took the time and energy to dedicate an entire song to that ridiculous ol' Lady Gaga ... it's mind blowing, and not in a good way.

The song was supposedly written for Madonna's upcoming album, and here's a sample of what these unbearably dreadful lyrics may be:

You're a copycat, where is my royalty?
You're a pretty girl, I'll give you that 
But stealing my recipe, it's an ugly look
Did you study me hard enough?

You're never gonna be, you're just a wannabe me
Like a sister all messed-up, who's gonna help you out?
In your fantasy, you can try it all. But you can't be me
You can walk the walk, even talk the talk
But you'll always be two steps behind me

If this is true ... it just can't be true. It's too mortifying. Surely Madonna wouldn't go this far, would she? Surely she would know better than to be this insanely embarrassing. Right? Please?

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