7/28/2014 3:00 PM PDT, by Emily Trainham
This lovely lady, if you can even believe your eyes, is Candace Cameron Bure, formerly DJ Tanner of "Full House," being super hot on the beach. And, lucky for us, Candace is one of those ladies who manages to be super hot and super adorable at the same time, so we have a variety of pleasing aesthetics going on here. It's basically Christmas come early over here, guys. Christmas with some weird 90s sit com/beach theme. We'll take it!
Another wonderful thing, as you can also see, is that Candace managed to look so great without wearing just about a square inch of fabric. She's not wearing a few flimsy triangles connected with dental floss, she's actually wearing a really cute swimsuit, and does that not just add to this very special cute-hot hybrid here? Why, of course it does, friends. Of-freaking-course it does.
7/28/2014 1:00 PM PDT, by Emily Trainham
Well, you are in for such an incredible treat today, because Kim Kardashian posted this photo of many photos of her face, and you know why? Do you know what reason Kim had for posting this lovely little compilation? It's so you could see her vast variety of facial expressions. Or, as she captioned this, "the many moods of me!"
It's OK if you need to take a moment to get the giggles out.
Someone needs to tell poor Kim that looking off in different directions does not constitute changes in mood, because she is quite literally making the same expression in every single one of these pictures. Or, well, her lips are parted in the middle left photo, and they're slightly pursed in the middle right one, but mostly she just looks somewhere else and then calls it a day. It's a little awkward, but a lot hilarious.
Guys, do you think she's being funny on purpose, that she's in on the joke with this one? Or so you think she's honestly trying to be expressive and this is as far as she got? Either way, bless her heart. Bless her poor, simple little heart.
7/28/2014 12:30 PM PDT, by Emily Trainham
Oh, guys, you're going to need to get your tears and your "Justin Bieber is OK sometimes" faces ready for this one, because it's a doozy. See, there's this little girl named Grace, and she received a wish from the Make-A-Wish Foundation. Her wish was to be a celebrity, so she went to L.A., got photographed, signed some autographs, worked with a stylist and a makeup artist, and she attended the Young Hollywood Awards last night. She was photographed with celebrities like Cody Simpson, Ansel Elgort, Colbie Caillat, and she got to sit at Justin Bieber's table. Lovely, right? But Justin took it up a notch.
Justin received a "Champ for Charity" award, and you know what he did? He brought Grace up on stage with him, and he presented her with the award instead. He let her keep it, too, and then he said all these sweet, precious things about it on Twitter:
Grace ur incredible
This is what I live for
Follow my girl @celebritygrace on Instagram. That is one of her wishes! Love you Grace :)
Great night. Happy for Grace
He's not all bad, guys. He actually has quite a bit of wonderfulness in him. Now only if he could pull up his pants and stop throwing eggs, he might really be onto something!
7/28/2014 11:15 AM PDT, by Emily Trainham
Friends, it's that very special time again: time to check in on the super weird ramblings of wacky Willow Smith! Because, like a lot of us, little Willow went to see "Lucy" over the weekend, that Scarlett Johansson movie about using your brain's full potential so you can do magic and kill people or whatever. But unlike a lot of us, Willow left the movie theater with some real deep thoughts:
the government is lying pic.twitter.com/tkvIjXxmKw— Willow (@OfficialWillow) July 26, 2014
Lucy explains it all.— Willow (@OfficialWillow) July 26, 2014
It's kind of sweet that Willow thinks so deeply about summer action flicks, isn't it? But you know what isn't so sweet? Someone who also saw "Lucy" on Friday:
you are all that is experiencing all that is for all that is with all that is— Willow (@OfficialWillow) July 27, 2014
Surely that's just a coincidence though, right? After all, a whole lot of people saw that movie that same day. Certainly this creeper wouldn't have accompanied Willow on her life-changing movie experience. Please.
LUCY LUCY LUCY— Moises Arias (@ImNotMoises) July 25, 2014
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7/28/2014 10:00 AM PDT, by Emily Trainham
This reasonably lovely little image here is LeAnn Rimes without makeup: cute, right? Despite any annoyance that she may bring you, you have to admit that she possesses the ability to look nice. But one thing she doesn't possess, friends, one very, very important thing, is the ability to be anything other than ridiculous. Because this isn't just some random no makeup selfie that she shared that we decided to make a big deal out of, no. This is a very specific photo of LeAnn without makeup that she made quite a big deal about:
Strip away your fears and go naked #RFGoNaked 4 every make up free selfie R+F donates $1 to education #nofilter
That's what she said about this photo, guys, that she went without makeup for charity. That she was so selfless that she took a photo of her "naked" face to do some good. Except it's time to say that one thing that we are all thinking, which is that of course LeAnn has makeup on here. Does she honestly think that she's fooling anyone with this? Does she think that we'll all just go "huh, her lips are so naturally red and glossy"? And, most importantly, is she really so vain that she can't even do this tiny, tiny thing for charity?
7/28/2014 9:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
Here's Kim Kardashian catching some wind on a break from a photoshoot, and as you can see, she's catching a little bit more than wind -- it looks like she's catching a cold, or at least a strong, brisk breeze, because ... well, use your imagination.
Actually, wait, no -- don't. You don't need to. It's as plain as the nose on y'alls' faces.
Verdict: Love it! Girl sure knows how to work her strong peaks points, right?
7/28/2014 7:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
Naturally because two people were spotted out together at the same eatery, and at the same table -- accompanied by other people, mind you -- it ostensibly means that they're sleeping in the same bed at night, and thus goes the rumor mill as it churns out the latest relationship coupling: Kendall Jenner and 25-year-old NBA star Chandler Parsons. Cute coupling? Well, sure -- they're both attractive people, but random as all hell.
Word has it that the two (plus Kendall's sister Kylie and two other folks) sat next to one another during a dinner at STK in L.A., and that the two flirted all night long, laughing and chatting themselves silly. Yawn.
While it's kind of random, it's also kind of not -- Parsons, if you're into sports as well as entertainment -- recently just signed a $46 million dollar 3-year deal with the Dallas Mavericks (the same team Khloe K's estranged husband, Lamar Odom used to play for before all the crack settled in).
Girl sure knows how to "pick" them, huh?
7/28/2014 6:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
"I just eat a lot of crisps, I'm not really eating a lot of proper meals [while touring] ... only when I'm able to get to a restaurant."
--Lily Allen on how she lost so much weight over the last few years -- "crisps" are the UK equivalent to potato chips for those not in the know. To be fair, she also credits dancing, because she's, you know, on tour. As if that didn't sound unhealthy enough she, during the filmed interview, flashed a mini bottle of vodka, claiming that she also has a "glass" of vodka before the show, but never beer, because it makes her "belchy" on stage.
Whatever she's doing is working for her, and even though it might not be the healthiest option, all those chips, it is only temporary, right? Woman cannot live on chips alone, yeah? Once Lily's done with her "Sheezus" tour, she'll get back to being a little bit more healthy, won't she? Because even though she's "fit" right now, God only knows what her insides look like since all she eats are deep fried slices of things that may or may not actually be real potatoes.
Only time will tell, but one thing is certain: no matter what her size, Lily looks great all the time. All the time. We just hope she starts treating her body like the temple or whatever that it is.