3/30/2015 2:00 PM PDT, by Emily Trainham
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This right here, everyone, is the gorgeous Lisa Rinna, in all her bikinied glory. But hey, do you want to know something really crazy? Lisa is 51 years old. So keep that in mind as you take in her beauty, and hope beyond hope that time (and/or sorcery) is this kind to you through the years.

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Filed Under:  Lisa Rinna , Photos
3/30/2015 12:00 PM PDT, by Emily Trainham
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We want to love Hilary Duff, honestly we do, but she just makes it so hard sometimes. How are we supposed to love Lizzie McGuire when she speaks maliciously of our dear Aaron Carter, or when she says ignorant, silly things about acting "ghetto"? We simply cannot. And we cannot even harder now that she's talking about how her tiny hidden tattoos make her "super hardcore":

“I have a bunch of little guys inside my arms. I think that part of me loves tattoos and part of me doesn’t want the full commitment of getting to see them all the time. So, when my arms are down I look just like a normie and when my arms are out I look super hardcore, like a gangster.”

Hilary has twelve tattoos, which is fine, but one of them is a tiny wishbone and another is a little ghost with the words "ride or die" underneath it. So yeah, she's pretty much exactly like a gangster. And, of course, anytime a person refers to themselves as "super hardcore," well, we automatically have to take them seriously.

Great job, Hilary. We are all very impressed and intimidated. Good for you.
Filed Under:  Hilary Duff , Interview
3/30/2015 10:00 AM PDT, by Emily Trainham
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Well, this is different, kind of: it seems that LeAnn Rimes has officially kicked off her yearly stream of bikini photos, but she's not actually wearing a bikini. Year after year LeAnn can be seen frolicking on beaches near and far, wearing skimpy bikinis, modest bikinis, bikinis oddly resembling those first worn by Brandi Glanville, taking selfies in them, looking ever so happy and carefree in them, but now? Now she's rocking a cover-up. What happened to her?!

Sure, she's technically wearing a bikini under there, and she's showing enough cleavage to make us wonder exactly how much of a bikini she has on in the first place, but it's just not the same. If we're going to be annoyed by her desperate attempts at getting attention, at least we can stick with tradition, right?

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Filed Under:  LeAnn Rimes , Photos
3/30/2015 9:00 AM PDT, by Emily Trainham
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"I am from every continent in Africa, except for one, and I’m from every continent in Europe, except for one! We went back super-far, and for the last 400 years, my family’s been living in Virginia."


--Raven-Symone discusses her ancestry, makes a hilarious goof, is just the most darling thing in the whole entire world.

Don't you just love every single thing about this? Raven is adorable all of the time, and while the internet is having a great big ol' field day with this quote, it just makes her even more endearing to us. Because yes, baby doll, of course you are from almost every continent in Africa and Europe. Of course you are, sugar. And good for you.
Filed Under:  Raven-Symone , Quotables
3/30/2015 8:00 AM PDT, by Emily Trainham
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There is one thing about Farrah Abraham that we all know so very, terrifyingly well, and that is the fact that she has a habit of getting unnecessary plastic surgery (OK, and we all know about the backdoor thing, too, but don't be weird, pervs). She's been very open about the work she's had done, but nothing even comes close to the horror that happened when she tried to get lip implants. It was such a nightmare, in a very real way, and since Farrah was sweet enough to share multiple photos of her gigantically inflated lips from various angles, we have no hope of ever getting those images out of our heads.

So one would think that, after such an ordeal, Farrah would be wary of ever messing with her lips again, right? But check out that new photo she shared on Instagram, specifically those lips. Yeah, she's pressing them ever so lightly against that cupcake, but they look a little off still. For real, look at that weird line at the top of her upper lip. Does that look natural? Not so much.

Farrah, honey, just stop. Just stop everything. Take some time, learn how to be a real person. It'll be worth it. Just stop.

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Filed Under:  Farrah Abraham , Photos
3/30/2015 6:00 AM PDT, by Emily Trainham
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Can you think of one single thing that would be cuter than the supremely adorable Kaley Cuoco being a mom? I mean, you probably can, there are a whole lot of cute things in this world, but still, Kaley as mommy would be precious, right? Tragically though, it's not happening anytime soon, because she posted that little collage up there along with this message:

I'm hoping to show the world how not pregnant i am in this crop top

Message received -- there's absolutely nothing that could be confused for a baby bump in there -- so thanks for the heartbreak, Kaley. Like, we get that you're in charge of your own life and you can make your own choices, but honestly, you couldn't do this one thing for us? That's kind of selfish, girl.

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Filed Under:  Kaley Cuoco , Photos
3/30/2015 5:00 AM PDT, by Emily Trainham
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You probably don't need this spelled out for you, since there's a good chance you have eyes and a memory and a fondness for nostalgia, but here is a picture of Tatyana Ali and Will Smith, also known as Ashley Banks and the Fresh Prince himself, hanging out on Saturday night. They met up at the Black Girls Rock event, took this darling little picture, and doesn't it cause such a stirring within your soul? Doesn't it make you want a reunion of "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" immediately?

So look, universe, you're going to have to get on this one, all right? If we can have "Full House" reunions and "Saved by the Bell" reunions, short and ultimately unsatisfying though they were, then we can get an update on the fictional Will Smith and his extended family. That's what we want, and that's what we deserve.

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Filed Under:  Will Smith , Tatyana Ali , Photos
3/30/2015 4:00 AM PDT, by Emily Trainham
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Guys, forget everything you thought you knew about anything, because you simply do not need to know it anymore when Tallulah Willis is looking this dang gorgeous. Just look at her, OK? And yes, you can look at that random ass next to her too, but be sure to look at her again. Because yes.

Oh, and just in case Tallulah wasn't giving off enough of that weird/cool vibe, it turns out that she's buds with one of the weirdest/coolest girls out there, Miley Cyrus:

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They even play Twister together!

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I know, I know, this is a lot to take in so early on a Monday morning, but a good mind blowing is a solid way to start the week. Don't be afraid to get blown, y'all.

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Filed Under:  Tallulah Willis , Miley Cyrus , Photos