44 minutes ago, by Emily Trainham
Jennifer Lopez
, bless her heart, is just simple as hell. A lot of times it doesn't seem like many thoughts go through her head before she opens her mouth, and, obviously, that kind of issue can get a person in trouble real fast. And right now, Jennifer Lopez is in trouble.

No, no, it's not a huge deal, but here's what she said on "Chelsea Lately" about dating:

"I like being in a relationship. I'm not one to like whore around and stuff like that—that's not my thing."

It's just ... you don't say that, Jennifer Lopez. You don't say that you like being in relationships, so other women who prefer to be single or to date around are "whoring around." That's kind of offensive and a little preachy and just not at all appreciated. This isn't good, Jennifer. Not good at all.

Filed Under:  Jennifer Lopez , Interview
8/22/2014 6:30 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
Gwyneth Paltrow just might be a little more likable if she were to focus a lot of her spare time trying to be more relatable. 

Sources are saying to Us Magazine that not only does Gwyneth allegedly "know" that her husband, Chris Martin, is reported to be dating Oscar winner Jennifer Lawrence, but she's totally OK with it. The source infers that Gwyneth's take is "He could do worse," and that she just wants him to be "happy." 

Gwyneth hasn't done many things in her past to make us outright dislike her, but this? This is a horse of a different color: this is just being nasty if, in fact, it's all true. "He could do worse"? Girl, Jennifer Lawrence is you when you were 24 years old -- just a lot more likable and relatable.

8/22/2014 5:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
"LeAnn & Eddie" has sunk to a new low -- a woman running amok to get pregnant because she fears the fertile crescent is drying up, and a man who takes his dog to be treated for depressive episodes, then attempting to try the same treatment techniques on his wife. Is there a stranger, more outwardly incompatible couple in Hollywood? Probably not, folks. It's pretty doubtful. 

In the recent airing, LeAnn Rimes discusses possible fertility issues with her mother, who suffered them herself while trying to conceive LeAnn. LeAnn naturally gets freaked out, goes for fertility testing and DNA swabbing, and finds out that her levels are abnormally low for someone her age. This drives LeAnn to a near frenzy, haranguing husband Eddie Cibrian to get knocked up ASAP: "I could get pregnant in a month [if I stop taking my birth control pills]," she cries.

Eddie, who doesn't seem to be ready for this -- and, in fact, outwardly says that he's not -- finally gives in after forcing LeAnn to grovel and plead her case about being a mother. Eddie says, "I mean is there ever a perfect time? I know I do want to have a child with LeAnn and if this is a decision we have to make right now because of her fertility then I say we should just do it." 

"Is there ever a perfect time?" Well, yeah, Eddie -- when you're both pretty sold on the idea that you want to make a serious commitment by bringing another life into the world that you have to take care of and love and nurture and generally pay more attention to than you do your hair and your dimples, then yes ... when you really want it, that whole blanket area is considered the "perfect time."

Toward the end of the episode, Eddie thought it'd be a great idea to try out some of the techniques he learned in treating his dog's depression on -- you guessed it -- LeAnn herself. Isn't that sweet?

From one sad dog to another ... this just won't end well.  

8/22/2014 4:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
Sorry, guys, but this video of the adorable Kelly Clarkson and her equally adorable husband, Brandon Blackstock, doing the ice bucket challenge beats all. It's not that Kelly just recently had a baby and looks so normal and great, and it's not even because her husband has the cutest little twang to his speech.

It's about how nervous Kelly was about dumping a whole entire container -- probably the biggest one yet -- of ice water over her poor little head, and the resulting fallout which involved Kelly's fight or flight instinct (she flew, y'all, and she flew fast).
Filed Under:  Kelly Clarkson , Photos
8/21/2014 3:00 PM PDT, by Emily Trainham

"At this point I'm really just like, 'I wanna be with my friends!' I wanna define my life on my own terms. That's really my list of priorities now, which is different than it was a few years ago."

--Taylor Swift explains how on her last album, "Red," she was all about the menfolk, but how these days she's not too concerned about it.

You read that right, friends: it seems like Taylor Swift is saying that romance is not one of her top priorities anymore. Take a minute to let that soak in fully, take a few minutes, even. You might actually have to take a week or two, because WHAT?! That's always, always, always been Taylor's thing, being boy crazy and writing song after song after song about love and being in love and falling out of love, but always boys. To hear her say that she just wants to hang out with her friends, that's like ... I don't even know what that's like. It's like something that does not even exist in our world.


Filed Under:  Taylor Swift , Quotables
8/21/2014 2:00 PM PDT, by Emily Trainham
Hopefully we're at a point in time in which no one needs to be convinced of Chris Pratt's greatness, but just in case we are, here's this: Chris went to the Children's Hospital in L.A. yesterday in his "Guardians of the Galaxy" costume, arranged a special screening of the movie for the kids, handed out toys, and let a bunch of children try on pieces of his costume. So basically, if you have one remotely negative word to say about Chris Pratt, you are an evil demon monster.

Chris also, if your heart can even stand this sweetness, acted out scenes from "The Lego Movie" with one boy. All in all, he stayed at the hospital for over three hours. Just to be wonderful.

Can you even stand it?

Filed Under:  Chris Pratt , Photos
8/21/2014 12:00 PM PDT, by Emily Trainham

We love Lindsay Lohan, and we love babies, but if we could name two things in the world that probably shouldn't belong together at this exact point in time, it's Lindsay Lohan and babies. Because even though she's been to rehab and she seems to have gotten her life straightened out, the world still associates her with reckless behavior and DUIs and drama. Babies need none of that nonsense, and that's why this new video that Lindsay posted is just kind of terrifying.

Watch as she stands by the pool, on a concrete floor, with a small child. Watch as she sees a little baby sitting nearby, and then, with horror in your eyes and fear in your heart, watch as she wildly runs over to the baby, picks her up, and tosses her in the air with abandon. By the large pool, on the concrete floor. Consider all the pearls clutched.

So next time, Lindsay, maybe you could just, I don't know, not do this. Is that a possibility?

Filed Under:  Lindsay Lohan
8/21/2014 11:00 AM PDT, by Emily Trainham
Now, look Kesha has always been a beautiful, beautiful woman, but we have to admit that in the past, that definitely hasn't been one of her key features. A few years ago, when you thought of Kesha, you thought of Ke$ha, the wild, fun time party girl who used hard liquor to brush her teeth. But times have changed, and we can honestly say that Kesha is now probably one of the most beautiful ladies out there, outside and, this is the great big one, in.

Her face is just stunning, obviously -- that skin, those freckles, come on now -- but just look at her eyes. Doesn't she look so peaceful? Doesn't this photo make you feel just a little bit better by just looking at it? That's some power right there, friends. And some mighty intense loveliness.

Filed Under:  Kesha Rose