4/23/2014 3:00 PM PDT, by Emily Trainham
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"Would you want people walking up to you and pointing at your d--k? I can't believe I'm still talking about this. But I've worn underwear every day of my life and the fact that I'm painted as this exhibitionist is a little annoying. It's become a meme, I guess. Being someone who people want to photograph, you have to open yourself up to the positive and negative. It is what it is. If I get mad at it I'll look like a douchebag. But it's silly."


--Jon Hamm discusses the public discussion of his penis and how it makes him feel. Which is SAD.

No, no, Jon has a totally valid point here, obviously. Wouldn't it be weird if people dissected (not literally, guys, don't be weird) your genitals all the time? And he does have a good attitude about it. But at the same time ... have you ever seen that thing? It's hard not to talk about something when it's basically a miracle of nature. Maybe we can all try to be a little more respectful of Jon's feelings, while also being respectful of our own feelings toward's Jon's gift. That way, everyone wins.

Oh, and speaking of winning ...

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Filed Under:  Jon Hamm , Quotables
4/23/2014 2:00 PM PDT, by Emily Trainham
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Courtney Stodden
, one of our favorite people in the whole wide world, usually has fashions that are based on lots of cleavage, lots of skin, and lots of ... no, those first two things are pretty much it. And that works for her, that's kind of her thing, but our girl went out and about a couple days ago, and look! She switched up her whole entire look! There's not a whole lot of cleavage at all, and sure she's wearing a crop top, but haven't you seen how popular those are right now? She's also balancing out all the tummy skin with the long, long skirt. She's like a brand new person!

PSYCH! She's the same lovable, effervescent, just delightful lady she's always been. Lucky us, right?

Verdict: love it, of course! Love every last bit of it.

Love It or Leave It -- Courtney Stodden's Classy Crop Top

  • Love it!
  • Leave it!









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4/23/2014 1:00 PM PDT, by Emily Trainham
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Right here, right before our very grossed out eyes, we have model Cara Delevingne straight up licking on model Suki Waterhouse's armpit. Her armpit. Usually you'd think that hot models licking other hot models would be a good thing, but this time, you'd be dead wrong. Who licks armpits? Who does that? Who even pretends to lick armpits? This is a moral outrage, and we deserve an apology posthaste!

Come to think of it, if we feel like we need an apology, how do you think their respective partners, Michelle Rodriguez and Bradley Cooper, feel? Probably real, real bad. And also disgusted.

Oh, but there's also a photo of these two ladies cuddling after the armpit licking. That could be cute, right?

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Wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong. But that's just the disappointing world we live in, isn't it?
4/23/2014 11:00 AM PDT, by Emily Trainham
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We give Madonna a real hard time around here, and that's because she's completely obnoxious, but you know what? She's completely obnoxious because she's herself. Sure, maybe her innermost self is a self that's desperately in need of constant attention, but isn't there something so magical in acknowledging that and accepting it? Perhaps we don't have to be so annoyed by her all the time. Perhaps we can see her doing something like, oh, I don't know, taking a selfie in her bra, panties, and cane and go "yep, that's Madonna. And that's OK."

Her totally Madonna-ish caption for that photo, by the way:

Today I decided to sing in my underwear! No one seemed to mind! #loveyoufromtheinsideout.#artforfreedom

We don't mind either, Madonna. This time, we don't mind either.

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Filed Under:  Madonna , Photos
4/23/2014 10:00 AM PDT, by Emily Trainham
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Oh, friends, you are just going to giggle all over the place with this one, because this is just a delightful tale of Kim Kardashian and her remarkable narcissism. Her ego is so big that it it went from being funny to troublesome, and all the way back again. Because Kim has been seen going around, buying copy after copy after copy -- seriously, guys, she bought a ton -- of issues of Vogue. What's that? She and Kanye are still the cover girls right now? We know. That's what makes it super duper hilarious.

What happened was that Kim dragged poor Kendall Jenner along with her to a newsstand, and together they bought up nearly all of the copies of Vogue available. Why? We don't know. Probably it was because Kim wanted to make a collage of herself so that she could admire her beauty. Or maybe it was because Kim wants to make a wallpaper out of that cover. Or ooh, I know, it could be because she's building a shrine to herself in her closet and she needed to prove her own devotion to herself. There are many, many reasons why Kim might have purchased all these magazines, but at least they're all just so funny.

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Filed Under:  Kim Kardashian
4/23/2014 9:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor


Robert DeNiro -- and French unofficial "Vine king" Jerome Jarre, who is just hot beyond all comprehension -- filmed a Vine, titling it "Robert DeNiro's First 6-Second Film," and the simple, uncontrived hilarity that ensues is priceless. It's no wonder that Robert is one of the world's most revered actors, and this Jerome character? Can we please see some more of him? Huh?
4/23/2014 7:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
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"I'm so scared we won’t grow old together. That's my biggest fear."

--A thing actually said by Tori Spelling -- a thing that really, truly came out of her mouth -- about her biggest fear concerning cheating scuzball husband, Dean McDermott, after all that he's put her through, and this is pathetic.

One thing is certain: girlfriend needs to get her priorities straight, because all this embarrassing business? This ... this waxing poetic about a man who freely admits to disliking wife sex -- sounds like it's about to get even more embarrassing, if that's at all possible. 

See, Tori has children -- like, a whole passel of them. And all of this sad drama is being recorded for her reality show, "True Tori," which means that this business is being forever immortalized as the most feeble, woeful time of Tori's life. Despite even that, all Tori can outwardly worry about is not growing old with the person who feels compelled to stick his penis in the vaginas of women who aren't his wife. 

Tori is deserving of a lot -- sympathy, pity, compassion -- but one thing she doesn't deserve is to be emotionally manipulated by a man who's barely even capable of telling a truth, let alone the truth.  

If you're not going to do it for yourself, Tori, then at least cut off all of the dramatic BS for the sake of your children. There comes time in a person's life when they have to do what's right for the greater good, and this sure seems like it, if never before or ever again. 
4/23/2014 4:30 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
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God, I can't believe that this is even a thing we need to discuss -- but apparently it is, because poor Iggy Azalea claims that she's been ... well, 'internally examined' on several concert occasions, and if that doesn't scream "un-right," then maybe you're one of the ones who think it's OK to stick your hands in places where they most definitely do not belong. 

This is Iggy -- in an interview -- when asked why she doesn't crowd-surf at her shows anymore:

"... I will get lurk tweets for like a week before my show, like, 'I'm about to go to the Iggy Azalea show and I'm going to finger her', and I'll see it and be like, 'Please don't! That's a violation. I don't actually like that stuff'. They think I'm really slutty like, 'She's got a song called Pu$$y, I know what she wants'.

... Girls will try to do it more than guys because they think it's cool, like, 'We've both got vaginas, it's fine'. Doesn't make it OK. Buying my album for $12 doesn't mean you get to finger me when I come to your city. ... I wear, no lie, two pairs of underpants and then a pair of skin-colored tights and then my pants as like a protection barrier, because there's just no way I'm going to be intruded." 

Seriously? This is a thing that people do at concerts? Because if so, then that says a lot about the state of the world -- and it sucks. How about this: for whatever reason needed -- whether it be ethical, legal, or whatever else -- let's keep our grubby little hands to ourselves unless we're invited to do otherwise. OK? How about that. Let's make an honest effort here. I know it might be hard, but it's worth it.
Filed Under:  Iggy Azalea , hot photos , Photos , sex