55 minutes ago, by Simon Delott
Date nights are so important for a lot of relationships. You want to go out and have a good time. Maybe you go another couple. Or with friends. Or, you know, your sister's ex-boyfriend who is old enough to have been about to start high school when you were born. Weird? Yes. Surprising? Not a bit. 

That is apparently what Kylie Jenner and her boyfriend Tyga chose to do when they went clubbing Friday night with ... Scott Disick.

Was this a planned outing or an incredibly awkward third wheel situation? Scott was pretty funny on "Keeping Up With The Kardashians," but, like, you usually don't choose to party with your sister's ex. Especially when we don't know how Kourtney feels about it, what with the couple splitting up just a couple of months ago.

It's always possible that this social activity was part of a buildup to an eventual reunion between Kourtney and Scott, but there's so much that we just don't know.

What we do know is that Kylie looked great. Some people don't care so much for the blue hair (and have been griping about it since, like, the 2009 VMAs), but we think that it really suits Kylie well. Kylie has a tendency to kind of dress like someone who would seduce and/or kick James Bond a lot, and her attire on Friday ​absolutely looked the part.

Win! For, you know, the most part.  


8/29/2015 3:00 PM PDT, by Simon Delott
Choosing your outfit is all about a balance between comfort and how you look. Being stunningly gorgeous in the skimpiest bikini that you can find? Great. Feeling like that bikini is trying to saw you in half vertically? Kinda uncomfortable.

Kelly Osbourne shared this bikini photo of herself today, and to be honest, her caption was pretty endearing: 

"#GoodMorning Welcome to #TheNewSexy... Comfort over dental floss #GrannyStyle4Life 😂😈💜🙈"

While those of us with grandmothers could probably go our entire lives without reading the words "granny style" literally ever again in our lives, Kelly looks so great in this picture, right?

Filed Under:  Kelly Osbourne , bikinis
8/29/2015 1:00 PM PDT, by Simon Delott
A lot of people, regardless of political affiliation, were very eager to tune in to see political pundit and Goblin Queen Of The Frozen North Sarah Palin's interview with Donald Trump. Kind of like how a lot of people want to see what would happen if Godzilla met King Kong, to be honest.

The result was ... actually not quite what some of us had imagined. Surprising, right?

Overall, the interview was a bit of a let down if you were expecting some sort of carnival act. The most exciting part was probably Palin using one of her favorite terms: "gotcha question," in reference to Trump being asked his favorite Bible verse. We're not so sure that a question like that posed to a politician who is courting the "moral majority" Republican base qualifies as a "gotcha" question so much as, you know, a question. In the interview, Trump did not seem certain that it was a "gotcha" attempt, either.

Not exactly the hot mess that you were expecting, right? We were a little disappointed. But there are another 436 days before the 2016 Presidential election, so don't worrythere will be plenty more opportunities.

Personally, watching the video mostly put us in the mood to rewatch HBO's "Game Change." It's one of our favorite horror films.
Filed Under:  Donald Trump , Sarah Palin
8/29/2015 11:00 AM PDT, by Simon Delott
Whether you've followed Miley Cyrus's career with great enthusiasm or mild disinterest, everyone took note of her 2013 VMAs performance with notorious creeper and occasional musician Robin Thicke.

That performance was ... kind of a mess, right? It wasn't that her outfit was too revealing (what does that even mean when it's a musical performance?) so much as the nightmarish way that her costume distorted her butt. We're still wincing at the thought.

Oh, and the part with the grinding on Robin Thicke.

Miley recently said that, contrary to Robin Thicke's statements, the entire dance was planned and that Robin Thicke had a say in approving her outfit. 

That said, we definitely believe that this year will be different. Miley's still not into wearing a lot of clothingbut hey, it's August, and she'll be hosting at the VMAs, not at the Cloister Of Our Lady Of Perpetual Propriety.

Can you imagine what this is gonna be like? Don't answer that ... just sit, and wait.
Filed Under:  Miley Cyrus , Robin Thicke
8/29/2015 10:00 AM PDT, by Simon Delott
Do you ever just read an actor's age and have to do a double-check because no, there's no way.He's only just a few years older than you, right?

Jason Priestley
, who played the morally upright Brandon Walsh on "90210," just turned forty-six.

Honestly, the only thing more surprising than Priestley inching ever closer to the big FIVE-O (we mean turning fifty, not "Hawaii Five-O") is how ... not-old he looks? It's not that we don't believe his age, exactly, but he looks way better than we expect from people at "that age."

Honestly we're keeping our fingers crossed that we look that good at that age. And beyond.

Filed Under:  Jason Priestley , birthdays
8/29/2015 8:00 AM PDT, by Simon Delott
You know when it's barely even dawn and suddenly every bird ever starts screaming and the cacophony won't stop and you can't sleep and you can't think? Well imagine of those screaming birds were unapologetic racists who had gotten away with ... well, fill in the blank. Because George Zimmerman will not stop tweeting:
There's apparently nothing that the walking, talking cesspool isn't willing to say or retweet.
Yikes. We guess that years of freedom make Zimmerman feel free to direct veiled death threats over twitter. And why shouldn't he? If you don't get into trouble for hunting and killing an unarmed teen, why in the world would a veiled twitter threat give you pause?

Hopefully, when Trump stops being in the news, Zimmerman will feel a little less eager to flaunt his freedom and his lifestyle. For now, he apparently remains a Tea Party darling and a hero to racists. Oops, wait, that was a little redundant.

Filed Under:  George Zimmerman
8/28/2015 6:00 PM PDT, by Simon Delott
Our jaws have dropped because ... wow. What a great picture. What a great day to be on Instagram.

By our reckoning, Kim Kardashian is about halfway through her second pregnancy. Her body, as always, looks phenomenal. When Kim isn't pregnant, she looks like a bikini model. When she is pregnant, she looks like a pregnant bikini model who's about to storm into a board meeting and take charge. With boobs. By boobs. Because of boobs. 

If you've finished having an understandable aneurysm after seeing that picture, then notice Kim's emoji use.

A pair of milk bottles.

Honestly, that's such a positive attitude! It's nice to see a great sense of humor about the standard changes that accompany pregnancy. A lot of things about pregnancy are not fun, but it's always better to have a healthy mindset about it.

Our only question at this point is whether Kim is pointing out the biological function of her breastsand the reason for their current sizeor if she's actively comparing their size to milk jugs. Or to larger sizes of bagged milk inexplicably favored by Canadians. Either way, Kim K is spot on.

For real, though, Kim could kill somebody with those things. But we're not sure that the victim would mind.

8/28/2015 5:00 PM PDT, by Simon Delott
Apparently, if you are a woman in the public eye and you have ever in your adult life weighed only 90 pounds, anything above 90 pounds will get you called "fat."

Let's all hope to be as "fat" as Jenna Jameson.

The porn star and entrepreneur is not a large woman. The forty-one-year-old is, in more recent years, slightly curvy. You might say shaped like a human. She was always human-shaped, but her more recent curves attracted insults from fat-shaming misogynists in droves.

The fact that online name-calling grew so intense that she felt that she needed to respond on IG is disturbing. She posted a selfie from when she was smaller and stuck it to her haters in the caption. We shouldn't live in a world where women are put under such scrutiny for having bodies, but we're at least glad to see women like Jenna Jameson give a vocal and confident response.

Filed Under:  Jenna Jameson