11/25/2015 9:00 PM PST, by Simon Delott

Unforgivable Awfulness doesn't wash out -- it'll stick to Chris Brown much longer than those horrid tattoos ever will. He might be known for his albums and for his habit of dating stunningly gorgeous women who have unique names, but his misdeeds will always be the first to come to mind.

If you don't have the patience -- or the stomach -- to listen to him for a half-hour video, you don't have to. We endured that suffering for your curiosity.

Regarding Karrueche Tran's claim that her past relationship with him has hurt her career, he seemed as close to apologetic as he's likely to be about anything. That is to say, that he's super vague and doesn't directly take responsibility for anything specific -- that would be wildly out of character, after all: 

"I’ll be honest about it. If it did hinder anybody’s job, or anything that I’ve done with anybody, I make mistakes and I’m totally in acceptance for any wrongs that I’ve done. I can only wish and hope for the best for that person. Whoever I’ve messed up … their lives, their jobs … hindered or whatever the case may be, I can only apologize if that’s how they feel."

As you can imagine, Rihanna came up. Because she's beautiful and talented and it's because of his widely publicized assault on her that we all came to know exactly how despicable he is. But, and we know that this will shock you, Chris Brown would rather cover different topics. Like, any different topic.

"Where I’m at in my life, it doesn’t consist of me making a play or being negative or even speaking on certain people or even having an issue to speak on … I really have to focus on me and just wish everybody else the best."

A lot of people probably wish that they could just completely bypass questions about their horrible deeds and pretend that they never happened. Maybe, in his mind, he just doesn't understand why people are still talking about it. But, you know, whatever he may regret or feel regarding his exes, we know exactly who and what he is. And we won't forget.

11/25/2015 8:00 PM PST, by Simon Delott
A classic scene from horror films is a woman in a bath as the camera eerily pans over her. She thinks that she hears something, but dismisses it -- she's just imagining things. But wait, she really isn't alone. Someone -- or something -- is in there with her. A lurking presence that just won't leave her alone.

Oh, wait -- it's just her children.

That's a reality that parents know all too well. Little kids want to be with their parents at all times. It's adorable. And potentially super tiring.

Not even stars like Mariah Carey know the peace and solitude of a solo bath anymore. The singer reports that she now sometimes bathes in a bathing suit (despite the name, that is not its proper function), because her four-year-old twins are not content to give her that break:

"I love them so much, but when I’m home, they just want to be with me. I’ll often take a bath in a bathing suit knowing that I’m going to have to let them in. It’s that one thing that used to be my private time, and now it’s not, but that’s OK. When I was pregnant, all I did was sit in the tub, I was so uncomfortable. Having twins is not easy."

It's cute, though, right? And while we'd imagine that someone like Mariah could surely afford a nanny, or twelve, it's probably good that she cherishes her time with her children now. Clinging to mommy doesn't last forever -- and, before she knows it, they'll be wanting to show how independent they are.

It is adorable. But oh goodness, like, surely there's a TV show that they like enough and someone to supervise while their mom takes an hour to herself. She brought twins into the world -- she's earned a respite.
11/25/2015 7:00 PM PST, by Simon Delott
Tom Cruise is going to be in a movie that we absolutely have to see. If Universal's aim is to make their movie frightening, they're on the right track. We're shaking in our DC-8s.

We can't say that this is the best news ever. Are we excited about "The Mummy" getting a reboot? Of course. We'll always love the Brendan Fraser movies, of course (ignoring the third film; we all ignore the third film because it never happened), but it's been a while and we love monster movies. And news that the mummy itself might be played by a woman? That's wonderful news. The only better news would be if all of the Egyptian characters will be at least close to racially accurate (we can dream, right?).

But now Variety reports that the Scientology golden boy and couch parkour enthusiast is in talks to star in the film. So, yeah, that was a bit of a blow to our enthusiasm. Not because he's an unskilled actor or will ruin the film -- we're absolutely going to see it; the studio had us at the title -- but because Tom Cruise supports the Church of Scientology, and the Church has some very questionable practices. Generally speaking, giving more money and publicity to someone who will turn around and lend support to a malevolent organization doesn't give you a good feeling.

It's still always possible that these talks will fall through. It happens all of the time. Don't forget that Tom Cruise was, at one point, in talks to play Van Helsing. Plans change. It's show business. Maybe another priority, like ageism, will prevail.

When it's all said and done, though, Tom Cruise isn't where he is today in life because of OT levels of diabolical blackmail schemes. He is a very skilled actor who brings a lot of effort and talent to the screen. So maybe Universal is making the right call with this.

We'll just see, huh?

11/25/2015 6:00 PM PST, by Simon Delott
The masks come off, and, somehow, stunningly beautiful people are still gorgeous. Shocking, we know.

There are men in this world who love to play "gotcha" with women and makeup. And it's a nasty, no-win scenario -- guys accuse women wearing makeup of "false advertising" (but, like, women aren't products). And they'll accuse women who don't wear makeup of not trying, or not being feminine, etc. The same exact men will do both. They probably want to, like, women who look like a woman wearing certain types of makeup looks, but who isn't so that he'll never have to see her -- gasp! -- actual face. And heavens forbid a woman should wear fun, colorful makeup for herself. That's when awful men start using terms like "clownish." Women from all walks of life experience this, and it's The Worst.

Sometimes women do look very different with and without makeup. It absolutely happens. That's not really true for Kendall Jenner, though. Sure, she looks different, but just in a "this lighting is different and we guess she's not wearing makeup" sort of way. She's a model, you guys -- of course she looks gorgeous.

And if seeing her out with friends without makeup is a problem for you, that's fine. Just know that if your love for Kendall stops when she looks like herself, you absolutely don't deserve her in her Victoria's Secret runway form.

11/25/2015 5:00 PM PST, by Simon Delott

It's time to get your garters in a twist over a little domestic charm.

He's an actor, philanthropist, heartthrob for decades, quintessential DILF, and now personal Thanksgiving chef to his family. So, basically, very much like his wife, Brad Pitt is perfection incarnate.

After answering questions about his inability to age and what inspired him on his latest project, Brad answered the real question -- about his family, and tomorrow's holiday. Specifically, he was asked if he cooks: 

"Yeah, I'll get in there. I'll mess it up a little bit."

Okay, that might sound like something a guy might say while sexting, but please remember that the context is cooking Thanksgiving dinner. In the kitchen. Maybe wearing an apron. Let your imaginations run wild with that one. But remember that he's talking about cooking: 

"We've got Thanksgiving, man. I'm all over that turkey."

Now, it's important to remember that cooking a turkey involves precision, sure, but much less actual effort than preparing like a dozen or so sides and desserts. But don't let that knowledge crush your dreams of Brad Pitt pulling out a freshly baked pie and serving it to you at the table. Delicious pie, cooked with warmth and affection.
Happy Thanksgiving!  
11/25/2015 4:00 PM PST, by Emily Trainham

As we have seen on Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, and national television, Kylie Jenner is pretty fond of wearing a whole lot of makeup. No, like a whole lot. She's into contouring and fake eyelashes and overdrawing her lips, everything, and without all the makeup she looks quite a bit different. And that's why it's fun to see in this video that virtually any white girl with a lot of time, a lot of makeup and a dream can look exactly like Kylie Jenner.

Shoot for the moon, friends. Even if you miss, you'll look like a Kardashian.

11/25/2015 3:00 PM PST, by Emily Trainham
Don't freak out or anything, but this is a photo of Heidi Klum wearing nothing but a thong. You probably knew that already, because that's how eyes typically work, but dang, it sure is nice, isn't it? It's just a little something that she did to promote her lingerie line, Heidi Klum Intimates, but it's beautiful in its simplicity, and it absolutely doesn't need anything else. With a body like that, you don't really need anything else ever.

Appreciate you and all you do, Heidi! Thanks for all the hot!

Filed Under:  Heidi Klum , Photos
11/25/2015 2:00 PM PST, by Emily Trainham
This is a brand new selfie that the beautiful Rumer Willis shared on Instagram just yesterday, and while we're normally all about this girl, this photo makes us feel just a little uncomfortable. And that's because, well ... do you notice anything different about Rumer? Maybe in the mouth area? Like where her lips are? Particularly in regards to size?

We don't know what happened here or if there's even a real cause for concerned, but we're concerned nonetheless. And on this very special day, Thanksgiving Eve, we want so much to not have to feel concerned over things like this.

Filed Under:  Rumer Willis , Photos