6/29/2016 7:00 PM PDT, by Simon Delott
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This conversation could have been an offensive disaster.

Instead, it's a great example of an important line of thinking about gender that pretty much everybody should have during their lives. If, you know, they want to be happy and well-adjusted.

EJ Johnson is openly gay, and his brilliant sense of style when he dresses definitely plays around with people's notions of how gender and clothing interact. The way that people think about these things is silly, because clothing doesn't have gender, it's just fabric that people put on top of their meat-prisons when they leave the house.

EJ talks about gender identity, bizarre assumptions, and Caitlyn Jenner. This should be a must-watch for humanity, to be honest:
6/29/2016 6:00 PM PDT, by Simon Delott
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We're not saying that Rumor Willis doesn't look super hot in a bikini. It's just that something looks off in the general vicinity of her butt.

But you might not even notice anything weird at first, because she looks so good. Her stomach looks super flat, and her legs look incredibly shapely. Sure, some of that could be attributed to the lighting and to her pose -- laying on your back is pretty flattering for most people -- but she clearly has a great body.

It's just ... there's something odd with her butt, and we want to know what's going on:
6/29/2016 5:00 PM PDT, by Simon Delott
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Before some ageist dingbat says that being 69 disqualifies her from being sexy, can we just point out that 69 is kind of the sexiest number there is?

We've had some mixed feelings about Susan Sarandon over the past year, if only because she's said some colossally dumb things during this election cycle. The kinds of things that you don't say unless you lead a life of such privilege that election results won't actually impact your life. But it's important to remember the wonderful things about her. Marc Jacobs certainly does.

And, of course, she brought her boobs out to play again. We live during a blessed time:
6/29/2016 4:00 PM PDT, by Simon Delott
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Usually, Kylie's looks without makeup are her best. Like, if she's just going for a nude "look" or actually not wearing makeup, she actually looks her age, which is definitely a good thing. And she's definitely a beautiful girl.

But ... there's still something off in these Snapchat videos that she shared. It's not that she isn't wearing makeup -- again, that's a plus.

It's her lips. What exactly is happening here? ...
Filed Under:  the kardashians
6/29/2016 3:00 PM PDT, by Simon Delott
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You guys, John Mayer is so mature now. Like you wouldn't believe. Just ask him.

A lot of people fantasize about obtaining celebrity status because of the perks -- and, if all of the media on the subject of fame that we've ever consumed are any indication, one of those perks is that it's super easy to hook up. To the point where you kind of wonder, when celebs date fellow stars and become power couples, if they ever feel like they're missing out on some of those perks.

Well John Mayer showed up on "Watch What Happens Live" Tuesday night to talk to Andy Cohen about all sorts of things -- they get along pretty well and have hung out plenty off-screen, so you almost feel bad for the guest playing second fiddle. But one topic in particular was about how he feels about being single. And he is not shy about it:
6/29/2016 2:00 PM PDT, by Emily Trainham
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All right, so we love Tess Holliday and all, but she shared this new pic last night, and honestly we don't know how to feel about it. So we're going to share it here, you can look at it, then you can tell us how to feel, sound good?

For a little background real quick, Tess had her baby about two weeks ago, a little boy she named Bowie. She's mentioned breastfeeding in her Instagram posts, which is fine, obviously but last night her boyfriend shared this photo, which she then reposted. And it's a whole, whole lot to take in ...
Filed Under:  Tess Holliday , Photos , babies
6/29/2016 1:00 PM PDT, by Emily Trainham
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If we're being honest, we don't really have that much of an opinion on Vanessa Hudgens, and we'd wager that many people are in the same boat. Yeah, she's cute and all, but she's just not been overwhelmingly amazing enough -- or messy enough -- for us to pay too much attention.

But check out that pic of her up there. See the dreamcatcher in her hair? Yeah, that's called "cultural appropriation," friends. You know it's on now ...
Filed Under:  Vanessa Hudgens , Photos
6/29/2016 12:00 PM PDT, by Emily Trainham
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We've gotten pretty used to having an endless stream of nightmarish clips from "Botched," that magical show where the kindly doctors repair some of the worst plastic surgery the world has ever seen. And because of that, it's easy to forget that there's plenty of other cases of bad work out there, some that's even been done on those wild and crazy celebrities we always talk about!

Poor, poor Stephanie March is one of those celebrities. You probably recognize her from her work on "Law & Order: SVU" or from her nasty divorce from Bobby Flay, but you're about to know her for something else: the creepiest boob job that ever was ...