8/7/2016 7:00 AM PDT
If Kylie's the responsible one we trust with innocent lives, these might be the end times. So be it.

Remember that harrowing list of past pets that Kim casually posted as a deeply unsettling walk down memory lane? Well, it looks like a new pet has joined the Kardashian family, but we're actually way less worried about this one. Suffice it to say, it's not Kim's.

We don't know exactly when Kylie planned to do what, but ... we have to wonder if Kylie was inspired by her sister's reminder of the callous disregard that other members of her family seem to have for their pets. Maybe she was thinking about how many people give away their four-legged family members the same you might regift a rice cooker, and figured that she had enough room in her heart for another dog.

We don't know. But maybe it was just that this puppy is so freaking cute:
8/3/2016 6:00 PM PDT
You know you've screwed up when you lose the moral highground to Kylie Jenner.

Kim posted this teaser on her website, but it's not the kind of thing that most people would be eager to admit:

"My fam has had SO many pets over the years, from dogs to rabbits and even a peacock named Peter Pan, LOL. The funniest thing is, I'm not the biggest animal person; sure, I love cute fluffy kittens but I don't die to constantly have a pet. North, of course, is just getting to the age where she's starting to ask for a puppy, but I'm trying to keep her happy with her fish tank for now! I thought it would be fun to give you guys the rundown on all our pets over the years. I remember almost every pet we've had, and some are still around. Keep scrolling to see the list of our family pets!"

Yeah, "funny" isn't the word that we'd choose after reading the details. "Horrifying," maybe, because pets are supposed to be cherished family members. Um, in all seriousness, brace yourselves if animal deaths are especially upsetting to you:
8/2/2016 5:00 PM PDT
Why does Miley love playing games with America's hearts?

You'd think that there wouldn't be a downside to Miley posting pictures of herself in a black string bikini. Because she is drop dead gorgeous. Her hair's even getting a little longer. And some of the angles of her body and the camera really play up her assets.

The problem, as usual, lies in her caption under just one of the photos. It seems that she's not content to let the world start to warm up to her again:
7/22/2016 1:00 PM PDT
So hey, you know how a whole, whole lot of people aren't fans of Prince William and Kate Middleton anymore? It's mostly because they don't seem to do much of anything -- Prince Harry is off all the time making those royal appearances, hosting events, doing good and looking gorgeous, but Will and Kate ... well, they take a lot of vacations, and they complain a bit.

They seem to be a pretty big annoyance to the poor Brits especially, and understandably so. But this new photo that the family shared of little George, Will and Kate's son, for his third birthday is riling everybody up ...
Filed Under:  Photos , celebrity pets
7/6/2016 4:00 AM PDT
Kaley Cuoco's sorry, and it'd be nice if you could find it in your hearts to forgive her, even if you think that what she shared over the holiday weekend was unforgivable. 

Cuoco took to her IG account -- after deleting the offending photo -- saying ... 
Filed Under:  hot photos , Photos , celebrity pets
6/13/2016 6:00 AM PDT
Sly, sly Kylie ... sharing a picture of her dog Ernie, but ensuring that we're provided with a cheek-peek all up in that pic.  

We're not gonna say that Kylie's got an ulterior motive by showing off her canine, but we doubt it's by accident that dog-and-butt are in the frame and not dog-and-face. Imagine that. 

Check out some pics in the gallery of celebs with rumored butt jobs -- can you tell what's real and what's not? We sure are having a hard time ourselves lately, sheesh. 
Filed Under:  hot photos , Photos
5/9/2016 10:00 AM PDT

Johnny Depp really is sorrynotsorry. 

Sorry. (Not sorry.) 

In a recent BBC interview, Depp mocks the hilariously serious apology video he and wife Amber Heard issued to the Australian government after they were so angry about his dog-smuggling exploits, but seriously ... what did they expect from a pirate like Jack Sparrow? 

They're lucky it wasn't a vat of tse tse flies. Now that would have been bad. 

Check out the above video if you wanna laugh this morose Monday.
Filed Under:  hot photos , Photos , legal , celebrity pets