6/13/2016 6:00 AM PDT
Sly, sly Kylie ... sharing a picture of her dog Ernie, but ensuring that we're provided with a cheek-peek all up in that pic.  

We're not gonna say that Kylie's got an ulterior motive by showing off her canine, but we doubt it's by accident that dog-and-butt are in the frame and not dog-and-face. Imagine that. 

Check out some pics in the gallery of celebs with rumored butt jobs -- can you tell what's real and what's not? We sure are having a hard time ourselves lately, sheesh. 
Filed Under:  hot photos , Photos
5/9/2016 10:00 AM PDT

Johnny Depp really is sorrynotsorry. 

Sorry. (Not sorry.) 

In a recent BBC interview, Depp mocks the hilariously serious apology video he and wife Amber Heard issued to the Australian government after they were so angry about his dog-smuggling exploits, but seriously ... what did they expect from a pirate like Jack Sparrow? 

They're lucky it wasn't a vat of tse tse flies. Now that would have been bad. 

Check out the above video if you wanna laugh this morose Monday.
Filed Under:  hot photos , Photos , legal , celebrity pets
4/19/2016 3:00 PM PDT
Well these two have seen better weeks, sure. But their harshest critic doesn't really have a leg to stand on.

As you can imagine, the infamous video of Johnny Depp and Amber Heard "apologizing" and endorsing Australian policies didn't die out overnight. We'll be seeing that parodied ... a lot, we're guessing. And that's fair, because it's awkward, every word falls flat, and when Depp describes the Australian people as "direct," it really sounds like he's calling them "erect." There's a lot of comedic material, here.

Ricky Gervais described it best:
4/19/2016 2:00 PM PDT

Okay but those were a lot of cats. We're guessing that she's just been collecting them a few at a time over the years.

It's time again for another installment of Vogue's "73 Questions" series. And while the number of questions is ... just part of a tradition that's based on the number of questions asked in the first of this series, it's pretty beloved, right?

And celebrities like the series, too. Not only do they get to show off their homes and do a very fast interview (it's all filmed in one take), but they're all softball questions. Sometimes celebrities just want to share aspects of themselves and how they're feeling without also getting asked to weigh in on whether or not the Truman Doctrine had a causal effect in relation to 9/11. Or whatever.

We love Taylor Swift. She's talented, beautiful, and a good person. And it's nice that we see her with her signature hair, here (maybe we'll get used to her new look eventually -- we're slow to accept it).

Aside from some questions about her songwriting style (lots of preparation, we love that), a lot of the questions weren't even about her art. And it's nice. Almost as nice as being taken on a limited tour of her home and seeing that she just casually has her awards distributed throughout various rooms.

"The Martian" was the movie ... 
4/18/2016 4:00 PM PDT

This is easily Johnny Depp's most lackluster performance yet.

Not his worst -- that dubious honor still belongs to "The Lone Ranger." What even was that?

We all know that people aren't going to do something nearly as well when they're only doing it because they have to. Businesses know that a lack of enthusiasm can hurt productivity. Educators know that intrinsic motivation is going to see the best academic performance. And parents know that apologies aren't always sincere.

So here we see Johnny Depp and his talented and beautiful wife, Amber Heard, apologizing with the acting skills of a couple of 8-year-olds doing a school project. Oh, and with the sincerity of that same couple of 8-year-olds who are "super sorry" that they ate candy before dinner.

The whole situation seems about as ridiculous as Johnny Depp sounding like he's describing the ...
4/3/2016 7:00 AM PDT
There's an explanation for this picture, but ... we're content enough without one.

Scott Eastwood shirtless is enough for most people, right? There's plenty to appreciate right there.

And then you throw in this adorable pig, Peanut. We love pet pigs because they are smart and adorable. Like, nobody's forgotten the video of the little piglet working up the courage to descend the stairs, right? Good.

And then, if you tear your eyes away to look at the captions, you see the why of it all. And it actually gets better.

If there were ever a cause worthy enough to make someone brave a journey to Florida, it would be a charity event for children. Even though one of the last things that we would do in Florida is swim (alligators, obviously, but let's not forget that one of its beaches is the shark attack capital of the world).

But, you know, it's for the children with cancer and other life-threatening diseases, and nobody should be too callous to see the importance of that.

We don't actually understand the mechanics of how a pig participates in a charity race, but clearly Peanut is civic-minded and an aspiring pillar of the community. We won't stand in his way.

2/3/2016 7:00 PM PST
Well, this'll certainly grab people's attention.

We can be pretty unforgiving of some endorsements sometimes, but that doesn't mean that we automatically hate all shameless promotions. Sometimes, they can be kind of great. Like this one, very sexy, picture of Kylie Jenner. Damn: