9/3/2015 8:00 AM PDT


The face-to-face you've been waiting to see ever since you heard about Kris Jenner's reaction to Caitlyn Jenner's transition to begin with is finally here. 

We don't get the whole picture -- not yet, anyway, not while there's suspense to be built, of course -- but from what you can see in the clip, Caitlyn almost seems to feel triumphant over Kris, while Kris just sits there looking shamed and uncomfortable.  

Whatever's going to happen here ... when we eventually get to see the rest of what's been happening; this tease has been going on just way too long for our tastes, really ... is likely going to set up a whole new "feud" that's probably been simmering for months, now, to be sure.  

Isn't it funny how it all works out sometimes?

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Filed Under:  hot photos , reality tv
9/3/2015 7:00 AM PDT
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"I didn't watch the VMAs, because again, I was on tour and I was busy sleeping and moisturizing. But I did see the clip and I was very disappointed in Nicki. And I don't have an opinion on either one of the girls—bad, good or indifferent. You know, they're both talented in their own way. I just feel that Nicki is like twice Miley Cyrus' age and it would have been nice if Nicki would have just taken her award, rolled her eyes and looked at the camera—and then kept it moving. I don't know, I just ...Who fights with kids?"

--Wendy Williams on Nicki Minaj calling out "kid" Miley Cyrus ... and if it weren't Wendy Williams we're talking about here, we'd be saying "you took the words right outta our mouths."

As it is, we're going to say it anyway, but not aloud -- and in fact, Wendy's right. Who fights with kids, indeed? Besides, obviously, Nicki Minaj, but this is the kind of stuff she does, and it's exactly why so very many people just don't take her as seriously as she'd hoped. 

You know things are bad when Wendy Williams of all people is right about your tacky-ass displays. 

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Filed Under:  Photos , hot photos
9/3/2015 6:00 AM PDT

Kim Zolciak is obviously not one of our favorite people, and hearing that she's going to be on "Dancing With the Stars" hasn't endeared us to her any more. We're still pulling for Bindi Irwin, because she's the most likable of the bunch, but you know what? Even though Kim's not our cup of tea -- not a cup of tea at all, in our humblest of opinions -- it's still going to be fun watching her do things like that of the above video. Is that supposed to be dancing? We weren't sure ... all that waist training and self-admitted Botox seems to have tightened her up like a frightening coil, ready to pop. 

Get ready for some must-see TV! 

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Filed Under:  hot photos , Photos , dancing
9/3/2015 5:00 AM PDT
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EJ Johnson -- son of Magic Johnson -- is still on his tour of fabulousness, and the above photo on the right is what he was recently spotted sporting while out on the town. 

EJ's lost a bunch of weight over the last few years -- compare to the photo on the left -- and frankly looks good no matter what he does because he's got that style ... but man, what a difference. He looks so much more confident than he used to, right?

Verdict: Love it. And it's compulsory that you do, too; the end. 

 








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9/3/2015 4:00 AM PDT
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We've been too busy ogling the trees to notice the forest, but here's Khloe Kardashian, and it's like she planned to launch this covert attack while Kylie dyed her hair blonde because nobody was looking. 

At first glance, she looks much the same ... but then when you pay special attention to her lips, nose, and cheek area -- especially in the profile photo on the right -- you notice that things seem pretty different than they used to look. 

Who knows what's really happening here -- whether it's weight loss or powerful facial contortions only learned through the wizardry privilege of being a Kardashian or a Jenner, but something sure looks different. 

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9/2/2015 10:00 AM PDT

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Azealia Banks: whether she's right or she's wrong, she always leaves us flabbergasted. 

In a new trademark Twitter rant, she hits out at both Miley Cyrus and Nicki Minaj, and what she says is pretty interesting (and simultaneously terrible). Take it away, 'Zealia: 

“Miley Cyrus HAS to know her sh-t is whack as f--k. It has to be a joke ... Isn’t she making fun of herself? Yes? No? Either way the sh-t is trizzy as f--k and sucking up too much air.” 

Yes, that we can agree with. About Nicki, she says:  

"All of y’all b-tches are whack and make boring music and rip all ur styles off the downtown NYC girls. It’s so funny to wake up and see nicki and Miley or nicki and taylor fighting when you ALL make basic ass music." 

And hey -- though she's supported Minaj in the past, don't get it twisted: she still thinks she's above it all:

"[Nicki's] great. Incredible even, I’m just ... Better. ... I can help her make dope songs so her sh-t doesn’t sound like Katy perry leftovers. Because her being black means she deserves Tailormade custom African princess styles … not left over cracker swag. [Nicki] be trying her hardest to be on the same level with these white b-tches. Like don’t u get that these white girls are trying their hardest to be you? Why are u tryna be them? Idgi. But I know she knows she’s better than them and IT MAKES ME SO MAD cause it sets a standard for basicness that other black girls follow!! not cool!!!”

Yikes.

About Miley, she concludes:

“She gets that she has no culture no swag no nothing. She understands the inferiority of being white.”

Azealia Banks, once again making it out to be an issue of race rather than that of class. Learn the difference, girl. Learn it, OK?

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Filed Under:  hot photos , Photos
9/2/2015 8:00 AM PDT

The movie that's never gonna happen though we wish -- hard -- that it would: "Meryl: The Lifetime Biopic With Christina Applegate." Can you imagine? Well, hey -- you don't have to, because here's a spoof trailer for a spoof movie of a spoof series that's never gonna come to fruition. 

In it, Christina Applegate, who shared the below message -- 
-- is simply flawless in her hilarity. 

She's no Meryl Streep, sure; but then, Meryl Streep might not be a good Christina Applegate, either, and isn't that a metaphysical paradox to behold, huh? 

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