8/30/2014 8:30 AM PDT
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Before you go ahead and say, "Man, he deteriorated," wait -- this look very well could be for a play he's doing on Broadway, despite the fact that this is what he looked like before he actually even entered the playhouse later that night. 

Rupert Grint today is definitely a far, far cry from Ronald Weasley of way back when, but sometimes things happen in a way that you don't really expect and don't understand. 

Verdict: Love it. I mean, we have to love it -- is it not in the "Ultimate Harry Potter Fans and Obsessors" handbook that we're obligated to?

 






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8/30/2014 5:00 AM PDT


Honestly, y'all can stop trying now, because there's not going to be anyone -- ever -- in this whole entire world that will ever twerk as well ... or as seductively ... as Amber Rose.

This is how Amber celebrates her husband Wiz Khalifa's #1 album, but the only thing she's really done for her husband is make people drool over her gorgeous, flawless body ... I mean, Wiz Khalifa is, what, some kind of musician or something, right? It's like like we can't even remember anymore after watching this video. Damn. 

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8/29/2014 10:00 AM PDT
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This is Lena Dunham all bare-faced -- her very first "wakeup without any makeup" snap -- and God love her, she's just fabulous. Lena shared the above photo on her IG page with the following caption: 

Is this what Beyonce was singing about? (Also, pretty depressing that this look isn't even fueled by one ounce of alcohol)

The Beyonce reference, of course, is to her single, "Flawless," and that ridiculously absurd and impossibly gorgeous "how I woke up" selfie trend that Bey started way back when, but if we're being honest, as much as we admire Beyonce in a general way, we're going to have to go with Lena Dunham up there every single time.  

Looking good, girl!

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8/29/2014 7:45 AM PDT
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LeAnn Rimes is 32 years old as of just yesterday, but it looks like she's lost a bit of weight again just in time for the annual celebration. 

The above photo was shared on LeAnn's Twitter, captioned with "Starting 32 out healthy before it goes downhill lol." 

You might not be our cup of tea, girl, and we might think you're generally self-serving and annoying (amongst other things that we can't really discuss at length in polite society), but we obviously don't hate you and do want you to be healthy. Hopefully everything's going well with you ... or at least as well things can go when it comes to you at any rate. 

Take it easy with the "healthy," though -- you don't need to go overboard trying to keep your worthless husband where he is, because for as bad as you can be sometimes, you can do much, much better than Eddie Cibrian.
8/29/2014 6:00 AM PDT

Here's Miley Cyrus trying to string a few words together regarding her tongue, and feminism, and how her tongue is really a feminist movement in itself, and guys, listening to her talk, maybe it's time we cut her a break, because she barely makes any damn sense at all ... and you know why? The girl's 21 years old. She's 21.

It seems like a lot of folks believe that Miley should be a lot more mature than she really is because of how long she's been famous, or think she actually is a lot older than her 21 years (also because of how long she's been famous), but the fact of the matter is, Miley is apparently just as clueless as most 21-year-olds out there. 

That in itself kind of gives you some comfort in knowing that the more eye-rolling things will probably pass, and that Miley might actually end up being a reasonable adult someday, and oh, the big thing: that people like Miley just aren't capable of taking over the world?

It does, us, let me tell you.  

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8/29/2014 5:00 AM PDT
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Only Beyonce could write a poem concerning her daughter, her music, and what she does in the bedroom and make it somehow not creepy. It's got to be one of the tricks of the trade that Bey's mastered, because instead of all this coming off as strange and inappropriate, it's actually funky and kind of neat ... not unlike Beyonce herself. 

Check out the poem she wrote for fashion magazine, CR Fashion Book

It's my daughter, she's my biggest muse
There's someone, we all find out soon,
more important than ourselves to lose.

I feel a deep bond with young children --
all those photos in my dressing room -- 
especially those who have been stricken, 

children I've met across the years -- 
they uplift me like pieces of moon, 
and guide me, whispering in my ear. 

I'm tuned to spirits, the emotions of others.
And I feel her presence all the time
though I've never met my grandmother.

I learned at a very young age, 
when I need to tap some extra strength, 
to put my persona, Sasha, on stage. 

Though we're different as blue and red,
I'm not afraid to draw from her
in performance, riffs, even in bed.

OK, so there you are -- it's Beyonce's take on her daughter, her inspiration, and tapping into Sasha Fierce's strength while tapping ... well, you get it. 

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8/29/2014 4:00 AM PDT


Warning: this video contains profanity, but it's cute profanity, because it's Britney Spears, for crying out loud.

Poor Britney Spears can't catch a break -- she's suffered immensely in the public in the past over romance, children, and mental health, and now she's got to contend with some loser allegedly cheating on her ... and as you can see from the above video, it's taken its toll on her already. 

In the clip, Britney talks about having a "sh---ty" day, and claims that there's one thing that's always good for cheering a person up. Britney looks red-eyed and close to tears the entire time, but especially at the end, where she forces a smile and the video cuts out. 

Can't anybody just value Britney for who she is and quit riding her like she's some kind of pack mule step-stool to greater fame? She's a million percent better than most people in Hollywood, and yet everybody takes her for granted and steps all over her. Cut the girl a break already, God. 

We love and support you, Brit. 

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