10/24/2014 10:30 AM PDT
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Q: How beautiful do you have to be to be able to pull off ethereal gorgeous while 3/4 of your face is covered up in a turtleneck sweater? 

A: Kendall Jenner-type beautiful, and no, that wasn't a trick question. Or answer. 

This is your girl's latest IG photo, and if it were a thing to fall in love with someone simply based on their eyes and eyebrows, Kendall here could pull it off. 

God, what is it with the genes in this family?

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10/24/2014 8:30 AM PDT
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We didn't think we'd be saying this again so quickly, but here it is: Lindsay Lohan, get a damn grip on yourself. You're trying to resurrect your career, so why detract from the progress you made by taking tacky topless selfies? Come on, now, girl. Everybody knows that there's nothing wrong with nudity, but you know who takes topless selfies or butt selfies or selfies exposing any kind of sexualized body part? Those who are so thirsty for attention that they're willing to compromise everything they ever had -- and girl, you had a whole lot at one time. 

You're looking good, and we're glad you seem to still be riding on the sober train, but come on. You've gotta be better than this, OK?
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10/24/2014 7:00 AM PDT
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In only one -- just one -- way, of course: Kim Kardashian is only similar to us peasants in the way that she, too, adored Johnny Depp as a young girl. Take it away, Kim:

''Kourtney and I actually shared a room together at one point growing up. I loved Johnny Depp, I was obsessed with him, and she was really into Leonardo DiCaprio, so we had cutouts of them on our wall next to our Michael Jackson posters." 

Unexpected, right? You would have pegged Kim for being into someone far, far more glamorous in the 80s and 90s than Johnny Depp. Say, gosh, I dunno -- someone like David Hasselhoff or John Stamos, you know?

Good taste, girl -- you surprise us sometimes!

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10/24/2014 4:00 AM PDT
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Is it just automatically official yet that Rosie Huntington Whiteley is one of the world's most beautiful women? Because it's nearly impossible to imagine that anyone -- anyone -- could look at that face and say, "Ew, get outta my bed, girl." 

This is a makeup-free selfie to honor "Wake Up Call," a campaign being used to raise money for Unicef, and aren't we all blessed that there's a hashtag that exists within the bowels of Twitter called #wakeupcall. 

Thanks for the Friday fun, Rosie ... you couldn't be more beautiful if you tried, so don't even bother. 

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10/23/2014 5:00 AM PDT
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Lena Dunham, girl, we love you to pieces. There isn't -- much -- you can to do wrong, and considering your peers, you've got a whole leg up on the rest of the industry. However, the things that you can do wrong have much to do with your hair this time around, because green -- and this particular green -- just isn't the one. 

Verdict: Leave it. No, no, no one should ever intentionally look like a nice bleach job got ruined because they mistakenly went to the YMCA with Gramma during Senior Swim, OK? 

 
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10/23/2014 4:00 AM PDT


So we were all pretty much embarrassing when we were 13 years old, right? Because isn't that what 13-year-olds are supposed to be like, for the most part? Loud, intrusive, just bubbling with the promise of the person that they're to become? 'Cause Kim Kardashian -- correction: 13-year-old Kim Kardashian -- couldn't be more spot-on in this loud, intrusive home video, where she just bubbles with the promise of the person that she'll become. 

Check it out, and check out how much she's changed -- physically, mind you -- over the years. 

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10/22/2014 8:00 AM PDT
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Renee Zellweger finally caved to the pressure of the masses and explained the big secret behind her super different-looking face, and if we're being completely honest (possibly unlike, ahem, someone else), we have to say that her excuse -- or rather, "reason" -- sounds like a big bunch of BS. 

In a statement to People, Renee said, "I'm glad folks think I look different! I'm living a different, happy, more fulfilling life, and I'm thrilled that perhaps it shows." 

Someting sure shows. 

She continued by saying that it was her old face that showed all the exhaustion and depletion, and now she's all better: 

"For a long time I wasn't doing such a good job with [looking peaceful]. I took on a schedule that is not realistically sustainable and didn't allow for taking care of myself. Rather than stopping to recalibrate, I kept running until I was depleted and made bad choices about how to conceal the exhaustion. I was aware of the chaos and finally chose different things." 

Yes, like ... well, you have your say. We had ours; it's your turn now: 

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