11/27/2015 7:00 AM PST
Kim Zolciak has done such a bang-up job on being a grounded example to her 18-year-old daughter Brielle that Brielle's gone and contracted Kylie Jenner's lip filler doc to plump up her pout to oblivion.
Don't believe she could afford him it? Check out the semi-graphic video below, which is sure to send you into fits of yuck if you're squeamish about needles or big, scary Lindsay Lohan-esque lips:
And anyway, how are folks' biggest insecurities their damn lips? You eat with them, you kiss with them, you suck straws with them, you talk through them ... they're necessary and don't vary all that much from person to person. It's like saying your biggest insecurity is the divot in your pinky fingernail. WTF, y'all. WTF.
11/25/2015 1:00 PM PST
Yeah, this is pretty terrible.
As you can see, Miley Cyrus posted the peeing photo that likely everybody has, but nobody shares, and while in her mind that makes her "cutting edge" or "breaking boundaries" or "shattering the glass ceiling of feminism" or some kind of tripe, it's actually just invasive, gross, immaturity on grandiose display. That's all it is.
We're not surprised by how unsurprised we're quickly becoming over Miley's antics. There really isn't anything she can do to shock us anymore, and the only real unprecedented thing about it is how she keeps thinking it's worthwhile to continue trying.
11/25/2015 12:00 PM PST
Lots of people are claiming that Adele's brand-new album -- you know, the very one that's breaking records all over the place -- is nothing but an unimaginative regurgitation of her prior albums ... but they apparently didn't want to hold their tongues 'til something more "substantial" came along ... and here you have it: "Million Years Ago." The title's not much to sneeze at, but the song? Goldurn, girl. We're speechless. Positively without speech.
Please don't ever stop this.
11/25/2015 11:00 AM PST
Not even Ellen Degeneres can make Kylie Jenner's weird, tempestuous relationship with Tyga look all right, not even for the farce of television consumption.
Kylie appeared on "Ellen" recently, and when asked about her relationship with Tyga, she reacted like a typical 18-year-old girl, all flustered and gawky. And if it doesn't make you realize once and for all that Kylie Jenner has some serious growing up to do before she commits to a relationship like whatever this one is, then who even knows where your brain is. Maybe it's out to lunch somewhere posh with Kylie's.
11/25/2015 6:00 AM PST
Aside from "whee, a 'Classroom Instruments' segment!" how great does Adele look? Gosh ... this girl is on top of the world right now -- she's bigger than Taylor Swift, even -- and she's making a killing while looking like 2 million bucks and more.
It doesn't matter to us that she's lost a bunch of weight ... it hasn't impacted her singing or her likability one way or the other ... and man, can this woman sing.
11/25/2015 5:00 AM PST
Nicki Minaj is proclaiming that the "b---h is bak," and while we don't commend her for her spelling, we do commend her for her hair ... because if it's one thing Nicki can surely pull off, it's being platinum blonde.
Verdict: Love it. Now if the inside could only look as classy and demure as the outside, we'd be cookin' with gas.
11/25/2015 4:00 AM PST
"We don't watch it. I'll answer questions along the way with fans and everything, but I lived it. And we really don't want to live it again. We're past it now. It's on to new and better things. We've grown."
--Kendra Wilkinson, still making us sick by pretending that she's a whole lot smarter than us, and man ... is there a greater insult than that? Likely not.
The thing is, Kendra is so full of crap that it's beginning to cloud her vision ... and if she honestly thinks that we're buying what she's trying to sell, then she's lost her damn mind. Which is likely possible after all of this Playboy/Hank Baskett/Holly Madison-feuding nonsense.