6/29/2015 9:00 AM PDT
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Bristol Palin is mad as a hornet ... and coming from someone who has absolutely no right to refute the criticism that she's currently under for her unwanted wanted unplanned planned pregnancy, it sure is rich. 

In a recent blog post, Bristol backtracks -- entirely -- from her previous statement about her unplanned pregnancy being a "disappointment," saying, "This pregnancy was actually planned." We're not going to question Bristol's motivations when it comes to why she does what she does, but here's some kind of little vague statement from who she's seemingly claiming to be the unborn child's father, Dakota Meyer

"... All ISIS/ISIL attacks and all overshadowed by the dog and pony show being put on here domestically by some politicians and mass media. The news that feeds the 'inquiring mind [sic] want to know' is inconsequential compared to that which is truly relevant but lost on the back page. I urge you to go beyond what is spoon fed to you and see what is truly going on out there." 

Bristol concludes her blog tirade with "deal with it.' But it doesn't seem like we're the ones who need to worry about dealing with anything ... she sounds like she's having a hard time coming to grips with all this as it is. It almost makes you feel a little bad for her. Almost. 

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6/29/2015 8:00 AM PDT
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Bobbi Kristina Brown has an unlikely ally ... and that ally comes in the form of none other than Sinead O'Connor. Strange? Perhaps. Compassionate? Apparently more than most of us know. 

If you've at all been paying any attention to Sinead's Facebook page, she's been dedicating songs to BK for the last few days. She even went as far as to change her profile picture to honor Bobbi, and swapped her banner image to a snap of Whitney Houston and Bobbi in happier days.

Though it's been months, a lot of people seem to have forgotten that the daughter of one of the world's most talented female vocalists was in some kind of horrific accident that resulted in her coma condition. Whatever sad, tragic circumstances that set the wheels in motion for this event to occur earlier this year aren't even over, and yet people have written it off as if young Bobbi was some kind of lost cause at her extremely young age, or isn't somebody's loved one. 
 
Sinead might be a little ... oh, unconventional at times. But at least she doesn't move on to buzzing about the next tragedy before the previous has even reached any resolve. 

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6/29/2015 7:00 AM PDT


Whoever decided that it'd be a good idea for Kanye West to sing (ahem ... "sing") "Bohemian Rhapsody" at Glastonbury, which folks were petitioning his headlining, should probably crawl into a corner somewhere and hang their heads in shame. 

See if you can make it through this minute-and-a-half clip of Kanye trying to pass off his straining vocals on the audience, forcing them to fill in the high notes that boyfriend just couldn't quite make. 

It's a sad state of affairs when Kanye makes the American pop/rap music scene look like this in a foreign country, right? Dang.  
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6/29/2015 5:00 AM PDT
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Some girls get cars as high school graduation presents, some girls get cake ... some young women get a surprising full scholarship to the school of her dreams, and some get bulbous fake boobs that match that of mom, because what says "Congratulations on education, I love you so much" louder than fake gigantor jugs?

We're not quite sure the camp to which the newly-18 years old Brielle Zolciak belongs, but one thing is for certain: girl surely has blossomed over the last 12 months, right? 

Happy graduation, friend. 

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6/29/2015 4:00 AM PDT
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Rebecca Gayheart is still hot ... and even though we haven't seen anymore weird nudie videos featuring her, Kari Ann Peniche, and husband Eric Dane, it doesn't mean that we've forgotten all about her. 

This is girlfriend out and about running errands in Los Angeles, and we'd say -- on the whole -- that Rebecca can definitely still get it. The only thing we'd suggest? Bring back those curls, girl ... this lank look is just not cutting it. 

Looking good, girl!
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6/28/2015 10:30 AM PDT


You really have to give it to Paris Hilton ... because after suffering through nearly a half hour of being under the horrifying impression that you were riding in a plane destined to crash in a fiery ball of fear -- with all the terror and screaming and pandemonium that accompanies it -- you'd think that she'd punch a dude in the face after hearing that the whole thing ... after landing safely on the ground ... was a prank. 

But that's exactly what happened in this video -- and we gotta say, it's pretty intense ... and mean as hell. 

Hope you had a chance to decompress hard after all this, girl. Tsk tsk. 

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6/28/2015 4:00 AM PDT

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"I say to them now, 'I set you free.' I had five birth children but I now consider myself a father of three. I no longer recognize Oliver and Kate as my own." 


--Kate and Oliver Hudson's birth father, Bill, on the Father's Day social media slam that he calls a "premeditated attack" ... and if that doesn't put a good-sized dent in your heart, then maybe you should read further. 

In a recent interview with the Daily Mail, Bill -- ex of Goldie Hawn -- continues imploring his children to cut all ties with him, saying, "
I would ask them to stop using the Hudson name. They are no longer a part of my life. Oliver’s Instagram post was a malicious, vicious, premeditated attack. He is dead to me now. As is Kate. I am mourning their loss even though they are still walking this earth." 

And before you think maybe he's being a little too harsh, check out a bit of the family's background.

About Goldie, Hudson says, "When we split up, she never had a bad word to say about me. But when Kurt came on the scene, the narrative changed and I became the big, bad wolf. I would say to her 'Goldie, why are you trashing me and saying I’m an absent father when it’s simply not the case?' and she’d laugh and go 'Oh Bill, you know it makes for a better story.'" 

He continues, saying that Goldie eventually drove a wedge between him and his children: "I believe the drip, drip, drip of poison which started when they were kids finally took hold. Goldie wanted to create this myth of a perfect family with Kurt and she wanted me out. ... That was like a dagger to the heart. [And] it’s time for the truth to come out." 

Their marriage wasn't picture-perfect, to say the least. Goldie had a string of affairs which Bill intimates sabotaged their marriage from the get-go: "Goldie was having affairs. She told me pretty much on our wedding night she wanted an open marriage, that she couldn’t imagine being faithful to one man for the rest of her life."

Classy, right? Hudson continues, depicting their marriage as broken from the start: "Oliver was three and Kate four months old. Goldie went to Europe for a month. I stayed home on Daddy duty. I later found out she’d been sleeping with one of her co-stars, French actor Yves Rénier. ... I wanted a traditional marriage but Goldie couldn’t settle. Eventually I moved out." 

Bill concludes with the most heartbreaking bit of all -- the photo (and jab) that broke the camel's back. About Oliver, Bill says, "Oliver could have picked up the phone and called me but he hasn’t. What shocks me is that this was clearly premeditated. He chose the photograph and posted it on Father’s Day, when he knew it would cause maximum pain. Oliver has lived in the shadow of his mother and sister all his life. Maybe he wanted to be in the headlines?"

"If what he wanted was me out of their lives, then he’s succeeded," says Bill.  "I don’t want to see either of my eldest children ever again. It’s over." 

To Oliver, here's some advice: being bitter that your career ended when Joey Potter dumped your ass? Knock it off ... this kind of adult-ass drama isn't worth it. As for Kate, we detect a bit of Peter Pan syndrome there, with you ... and it would seem that your family units aren't the most stable yourself. Here's the lesson: don't perpetuate age-old heartbreaks. 

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