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Lindsay Lohan, if you can believe it, is just simply not dating Tom Cruise. Even though it's so totally plausible, it's just not true. It's so not true, in fact, that Lindsay herself felt compelled to make an official statement contrary to the rumors that we didn't even know existed that she is absolutely not dating Tom Cruise.
Sigh. Don't you feel better now?
Gosh, it's like Lindsay thinks it's April Fools' Day and not Halloween. Confusion, confusion, confusion, right?
10/31/2014 4:00 AM PDT
"Anything a man can do, a woman has the right to do better."
Chelsea Handler just about sums up how we, at Fishwrapper, feel about basically everything. However, it's unfortunate that men can post photos of themselves topless, while women still can't ... as if breasts are solely sexual creatures with their own minds, and aren't useful for anything but ogling, fondling, or the like.
Later, naturally, when the post was removed from Instagram, because they're afraid of nipples also, Chelsea became irate, saying, "Taking this down is sexist. I have every right to prove I have a better body than Putin. ... If a man posts a photo of his nipples, it's OK, but not a woman? Are we in 1825? "
Unfortunately, for women, yes, Chelsea -- we are in 1825. I mean, we can vote and everything, and make 70 cents on the dollar, but progress, right?
UGH, Instagram. Grow a sense of humor ... or at least a sense of equal rights.
10/30/2014 2:30 PM PDT
Guys, it's a brunette Renee Zellweger on the set of her new movie in Mississippi, and doesn't she look great? If you squint just right and envision a few extra pounds, you could almost be looking at Bridget Jones, right?
Who really knows what Renee's doing -- or "not doing" -- with her face. Let's quit beating a dead horse. Renee's gorgeous, but she's not Bridget Jones anymore. And if that's the path she's choosing, then we're just going to have to sit back and respect it, right?
Love the color on you, girl -- brunette really suits you.
10/30/2014 11:30 AM PDT
Here's Jenny McCarthy being all Jenny McCarthy-esque: showing off the fillings in her back teeth, wearing skin-tight clothes, and even though pictures can't shrill and scream, you can just imagine what's happening. And it's loud. And obnoxious. And way, way too tight.
Anyhow, it's Jenny McCarthy dressed as Sandy from "Grease," and even though you can't see much of him on that photo on the left, that's new husband Donnie Wahlberg as Danny Zukko.
10/30/2014 6:00 AM PDT
"Yeah, she looks a little bit different, but in comparison to what? I don't think it's that drastic, she looks like a 45-year-old healthy Renee Zellweger, she's not 35 anymore, she's had Botox probably. ... I don't look at that picture and say 'Who is that?' I look at that picture and I would say 'Oh that's Renee'. Obviously I've known her a long time, but nothing about that picture makes me go 'Oh my god, what has she done?' I think she looks like a beautiful 45-year-old woman, I think she looks younger than 45, because she's always looked younger but I don't think she looks drastically younger and that some type of surgery has done that. I think it's people being hyper-critical."
--Renee Zellweger's high school boyfriend, Rhett Baker, on what he suspects she's had done, and wow ... before you get all mad that he's insinuating that she may or may not have had Botox treatments (or other things), did you hear what he said after all that? You didn't tune right out after "Botox," like I almost did, did you? Because if you did, we both might have made the mistake of missing a very valid point: yeah, maybe we are being hyper-critical ... but it's not in a mean way.
Also, that bit about "she looks a little bit different, but in comparison to what" -- it's a fair point, Rhett. Fair point.
All of Rhett's sense, however, doesn't change the fact that Renee does look drastically different at 45 than she did at, say, 35, but it does make us realize that hey -- if ex-boyfriends can just get past the wonderment of it, so can we.
We love you no matter what you look like, Renee, OK?
10/30/2014 5:00 AM PDT
This is an actual photo of Kim Kardashian, and while it's not as extreme as others who are into tight-lacing or waist training, it's a little concerning, because Kim's got killer curves already -- how far does she really wanna go, you know?
She shared the pic on her IG page, saying, "I'm really obsessed with waist training," and used the hashtag #whatsawaist. ... Whatever that means.
You're always looking pretty good, Kim, but do you really want a teeny, tiny 16-inch waist? Because if you do, this is what you've got to look forward to, girl:
10/30/2014 4:00 AM PDT
The above shows Miley Cyrus being a characteristic hot mess, while her mom, Tish Cyrus, apparently took the high road and covered her damn self up ... but it's got nothing to do with age, because as you can see, Tish outclasses her daughter -- who's more than half her age -- without even a second thought.
This is what Miley actually wore to the 2014 amfAR Inspiration Gala, a charity benefit for AIDS research, held in Los Angeles last night.
Needless to say, it was not a good look for Miley. We're used to her ridiculous on-stage antics and bawdy getups, but taking it to the streets in a public setting where you have to, you know, encounter other folks, is a horse of another color.
For comparison, here's what Rihanna -- who's positively demure when compared to Miley -- looked like at the gala:
Now -- the most important question you'll ever answer about Miley (besides, you know, the obvious "WHY"):