1/29/2015 3:00 PM PST
Yup, Kesha's still gorgeous. Just in case, you know, you were wondering if there happened to be a difference between the other day earlier this week and today, there's not.
That's all. There's no more.
Oh, except for that, down there; those other pictures that you need to see. Salut!
1/29/2015 2:00 PM PST
Just when you thought all of Jimmy Fallon's "Ew" hilarity was dying down, this ... and friends, this is likely the greatest late-night skit supercut you'll ever see.
It features the likes of Taylor Swift, Channing Tatum, Lindsay Lohan, and Michelle Obama -- just to name a few -- and is the best thing we've seen from Fallon all yer long (and that's saying a lot).
1/29/2015 1:00 PM PST
Consider this a moment, and squee with glee:
Paws -- and fins! -- up, mothers.
1/29/2015 12:00 PM PST
Oh the ridiculous things that sometimes come from the mouths of those celebrities you expect it the least from -- and that's where we are today with rock "legend" (he a legend yet? Can we say that?), Gavin Rossdale.
Rossdale did a "25 Things You Don't Know About Me" thing, and some of the things ... well, we would have been better off not knowing, because then we wouldn't have headaches from rolling our eyes, would we?
Here are two that topped our list:
"My revenge is cold and slow."
"I never get scared on airplanes."
The rest is pretty mundane ("I'm allergic to cats," "I never forget a face") but that bit about "My revenge is cold and slow"? Oh, please, LOL. Imagine the wrath of Gavin Rossdale, who never gets scared on airplanes. Terrifying.
HE WILL REMEMBER YOUR FACE.
1/29/2015 11:00 AM PST
“I actually have a friend with benefits! ... I still feel like I’m 28. I do anything and everything to stay active because, let’s face it, I am not slowing down anytime soon! It’s foolish to think that older people don’t enjoy sex. It’s a big myth. There is no age limit on the enjoyment of sex. It keeps getting better. You learn to do things with more experience, intelligence and the ability to choose more wisely.”
--Carol Brady of "The Brady Bunch" -- or, as she's known these days "Florence Henderson" -- on having sex and relations at 80 years old, but that's not even what we want to talk about.
No, what we're here to talk about is how freaking fantastic this woman -- who will be 81 years old next month -- looks. How is this even possible? How does she do the things that she does?
There's only one possibility, we're afraid ... she's gotta be some kind of alien. There's no other way to process this.
Looking good, Mrs. Brady!
1/29/2015 8:00 AM PST
You know, there is just one thing Farrah Abraham can't get right, and it goes by the name of "everything."
Yup, you read that correctly -- while some people can do no wrong, we feel that Farrah can do no right. None. Nada. She can't even have an extra white thong on hand or -- at least! -- even have the foresight to say, "Whoops, white pants plus white boy short panties equals what the hell," so this fashion faux pas just continues to prove our theory: Farrah Abraham is a clueless twit, the end.
Verdict: Leave it. For real, forever.
1/29/2015 6:00 AM PST
"I’m really pissed about this whole @KendallJenner and @ScottDisick thing!! Scott, I thought it was you and I that was having the affair! Scott is such a THOT! These hoes really ain’t loyal!! Huh?!?! Damn Gina!!! Damn!!!”'
--Khloe Kardashian about her "fake" (?) affair (?) with Scott Disick, pretending that Kendall Jenner is somehow horning in on the whole thing and having the lurid dalliance instead.
The joke's old, guys. Nobody cares. It's even gotten to the point where if Khloe and Scott (or even Kendall and Scott, for that matter) were having an affair, nobody'd even bat a fake eyelash.
Get better material, OK, girl? Or at least give this bit a rest and let it marinate for awhile longer. It might be funny again in, oh, dunno, another 5 or 6 years.