3/3/2015 5:00 AM PST
"I'd be driving the field trip [on] Monday after I'd banged, like, four hookers -- well, not hookers, but, four nice girls -- on Saturday night in Cincinnati. He knew I was wild. I didn't hide any of that but it was kind of our dirty little secret together. He saw girls come in an out, which probably wasn't the healthiest thing. I tried not to do it too much, but f--k, I had a d--k and I was famous at that time ... I was wild, but I showed up to work on Monday to be a father."
--Kid Rock on his parenting skill set, and protest all you want that it's his life and nobody else's, but this is precisely the kind of stuff that screws a kid up. Ask anybody. You witness revolving bedroom doors as a kid, then you're either going to learn how to be just like Dad, or you're going to have a lot of pent-up resentment toward him, all reserved nicely for some poor schlep the future.
What you do in your private time away from your children is your business, as long as it's not hurting you or someone else. But nudging and winking at the poor kid after you had a threesome with some unknowns isn't a "dirty little secret" -- it's bad parenting no matter how many Mondays you show up outta the year.
This about sums it up nicely:
3/3/2015 4:00 AM PST
Taylor Swift thinks Lady Gaga's on fleek (note to self: never, ever say that again) lately, but here's the truth: we think it's actually Taylor who's crushing life, and for her to publicly admire Lady Gaga at this stage in the game only shows that she's becoming the woman that we only dreamed she would.
Check out the Twitter exchange between these two and just try not to swoon with "dawwww":
To which Gaga replied:
Is it just me or is Lady Gaga, like, fully LIVING right now?!? #goals— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) March 1, 2015
Lady Gaga, graciously giving relationship advice to Taylor Swift ... this is the world we live in today, friends. And you know what? It's not so bad.
@taylorswift13 wow you're a sweetheart! Life is friends, family, and love! We all see that in you, your prince charming will come! ❤️💋— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) March 2, 2015
3/2/2015 12:30 PM PST
Jared Leto has cut off most of his hair and sheared his beard down to bare skin, and even though it's to play the Joker in a new film, "Suicide Squad," we think that it was really a great idea.
Though Jared's hair has gained him a lot of notoriety -- OK, a lot more notoriety -- lately, and his hair could have competed with some of the shiniest, healthiest locks going, it's like he's made a return to "My So-Called Life's" Jared Catalano, and that is a really, really good thing.
This new look was much-needed and definitely well-received ... and you probably think so, too ... if you, you know, have eyes and can see.
And to think -- we could have been calling him "Hair-ed Leto" all this time.
3/2/2015 12:00 PM PST
It's nearly impossible to put into words how beautiful Emma Stone is -- with or without makeup ... red hair or her natural blonde hair -- so it's pictures from here on out.
Seriously ... If a woman's visage were to be reflective of the talent and beauty she holds inside, Emma would be one of those rare few who are as internally awesome as they are externally.
All right, we're done waxing poetic. Emma Stone is super hot, OK? Looking good, girl ... good lord.
3/2/2015 10:00 AM PST
Do you guys remember a time when Miley Cyrus didn't trigger feelings of sadness and shame, of disappointment and ... well, wanting to shower? We do. And maybe girl's finding her way out of the woods, because there's no more super-short blonde hair, y'all.
Miley looks like she might be considering growing out the hair that reminds us solely of awkward, tongue-lolling twerking on Robin Thicke -- in both style and color -- and if it's not that? Well. Maybe she's just getting even lazier and amping up the not giving a crow about what folks think about her instead.
Check out the photos in the gallery to see Miley's many looks ... and just try to tell us that it wouldn't be nice to see her looking a little bit more like she might care about breaking free of her shoddy-as-of-late reputation. There's nothing like new beginnings after all.
3/2/2015 8:00 AM PST
In case you weren't wholly convinced that Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott's extraordinarily unstable relationship was a bad enough influence on the well-being of their children, here's something even worse, perhaps: the fact that they took their kids -- their children; their 7-year-old and 5-year-old children -- to the Ronda Rousey UFC fight last night in Los Angeles. What's next, tattoos and a wild night on the town?
Yup, there's nothing like an erratic, cheating father and an off-kilter, unstable mother who think it's OK to take their 1st graders and their Kindergartners to a place where people fight for sport and occasionally -- grievously -- injure one another. I mean, why not? When in Rome ...
3/2/2015 6:00 AM PST
Khloe Kardashian is sporting a super blonde look that rivals sister Kim's at her absolute blondest -- and she is pulling it off, y'all.
Verdict: Love it. She's fit, she's tight, she's ... light.