5/28/2015 7:00 AM PDT
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Comedy Central's Larry Wilmore might not be to all folks' tastes ... but his commentary on Josh Duggar's molestation admission is spot-on and even -- dare we say it -- amusing at times. 

Check out the segment below -- while it's humorous, and heartening to hear Wilmore telling it like it is, it's still pretty horrendous that this kind of blatant hypocrisy is being emitted from such a "pious" and "righteous" family. That shock's just never going to wear off, we're afraid. 


Check out some other celebrity bigots in the gallery below! 

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Filed Under:  hot photos , Photos , tv , reality tv
5/28/2015 6:00 AM PDT
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"People been thinking I'm pregnant for 8 months now ... CLEARLY I'm not pregnant! ... Instagram is a made up world. I just show people what I want em to see. Doesn't everybody?" 

--Kylie Jenner on pregnancy and, you know, life. If we weren't so convinced that Kylie's got some questionable thoughts because of those chemtrail comments she made the other day, we'd be 100% on board.

She makes a point about IG being a "made up world" -- most people who post on the site wouldn't post a tenth of their "personal" photos, whether it's somebody like Kylie or your neighbor from around the block. Nobody's going to post what they really look like when they first wake up in the morning, before they even brush their teeth, and nobody's going to share pictures of their darkest days ... it's human nature.  

The bit about the pregnancy, though ... that's questionable at best. Yeah, obviously Kylie's not pregnant, because 8 months has passed and her midsection is still as taut as they come ... but what she's saying could be construed as nearly good as telling us that she's sexually active. And that's just creepy

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Filed Under:  hot photos , Photos
5/28/2015 5:00 AM PDT
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Today is a very special day, guys, because we have a brand-new photo of Giuliana Rancic -- in a bikini, if you can believe it.

Giuliana's been pretty vocal about the criticism she comes under fire over her body -- those who shame her because they think she's too skinny. Giuliana's clearly put on a few pounds, and if you don't think she looks great, then maybe your physique standards are a bit too lofty for the rest of us.

G looks so much better -- so much healthier -- and the majority of it is due to the confidence she exhibits in this photo, which was captioned "On top of the world." 

If you think that's crazy, check out Giuliana before she got famous -- the difference between now and then is staggering. 

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Last, check out more of our favorite beach bodies in the gallery below, 'cause 'tis the season and all, right? (ONLY 7 MORE MONTHS 'TIL CHRISTMAS)

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Filed Under:  hot photos , Photos , health , bikinis
5/27/2015 9:30 AM PDT
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If the above historical screengrab from Jim Bob Duggar's 2002 candidacy for Senate isn't clear enough, we'll spell it out: Jim Bob, at least back in '02, thought that "incest" represents "heinous crimes and as such, should be treated as capital crimes." Capital crimes, as some of you might know, constitute the death penalty in some states. Let that one marinate for a minute. 

Arkansas -- the Duggar's then-state of residence -- is a state that allows the death penalty for certain crimes. 

What does this say for admitted child molester Josh Duggar? Well, it doesn't really change the fact that he admitted to molesting no less than 5 female children a little over a decade ago. But it does say a whole lot for Papa Jim Bob, who is said to have hidden his son's sins crimes for over a year before turning the matter over to the appropriate law enforcement officials (who, last time we checked, are not pastors and ministers) ... and the word we're thinking of sounds an awful lot like "schmypocrite."

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5/27/2015 7:30 AM PDT

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"I feel like I need to address the elephant-in-the-room ... 
the wedding — that was supposed to happen last weekend — was called off.  I’m sure you’ve seen this has been all over the media, but this is a painful time for family and friends and I would just really appreciate your prayers. I know God’s plan is greater than anything else, and Tripp and I are in Alaska beginning to rebuild our lives under much different circumstances than we anticipated." 


--Bristol Palin, via her blog, on her cancelled wedding, and if this isn't one of the sadder, more pitiful things you've felt for the Palin family -- which is saying quite a lot, with their checkered history of being generally ridiculous, then maybe it's time you grow a heart that doesn't hate all conservative things.  

Poor Bristol ... always seeming to be a second choice, and never a bride. 

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Filed Under:  hot photos , Photos , engagements
5/27/2015 6:30 AM PDT
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Despite the fact that Valeria Lukyanova -- self-proclaimed "Human Barbie" -- once stated that she'd never had any plastic surgery other than a simple breast augmentation, it's apparent that something is continually happening to her face as well as the rest of her body ... and if you don't see the difference in her nose up in that photo, then you need to start clicking through now, because the ones that are in store for you will have you cringing harder than Lukyanova can mentally manipulate her body because aliens.

Check out the gallery above to see what Barbie looked like before ... well, before whatever happened to her face happened to her face. Laws, yes.
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5/27/2015 5:30 AM PDT
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Jennifer Lopez has chopped off most of her hair ... and while it's an absolutely gorgeous look for her, and it makes you wonder how these celebrities who change their hair color constantly can have such lush-looking, vibrant hair while the common folk agonizes over their over-processed, dead locks, that's not the sole reason we're gathered here today. 

Nope, we're kind of wondering where ol' J Lo's ass has gone -- because it used to be a lot more rotund and pert and ... well, bigger, but now it's just your average ass. What kind of world do we live in when the size of Kim Kardashian's bulbous backside outdoes that of Jennifer Lopez in all its natural, beautiful glory?

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