7/29/2014 9:00 AM PDT

Ever hear of a little game called "5 Second Summaries"? Because Jimmy Fallon and James Franco play it -- with regard to movies like "The Matrix," "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants," and "Toy Story" -- and it is hilarious how off James Franco is. Honestly, James Franco is just so wrong when it comes to acceptable public behavior, it nearly treads into humorous territory. If he weren't likely trying so hard to come across as zany and eccentric, he might actually be even funnier than he is in this clip. 

Just watch it, enjoy it, and don't over-think it too much -- it is actually that kind of good.
Filed Under:  hot photos , Photos , tv , comedy
7/29/2014 8:00 AM PDT

In her first music video since debuting "Reach Out" way back in 2008 -- when she was just a mere 21 years old -- here's Hilary Duff's video for "Chasing the Sun," her first single off of her newest album. 

The song isn't great -- it's poppy and kind of saccharine, and panders to a much younger crowd than what we expected Hilary would be going after all this time. If Hilary is trying to break free of her former Disney persona, this isn't the way to do it, because frankly, the majority of listeners to get into this hard will be the carefree kids who are watching "Austin and Ally" or "Jessie" these days, and not necessarily the audience tuning into "Orange is the New Black" or the "24" reboot. (Unless they're Aaron Carter.)

Incidentally, it sounds like she's trying to channel Colbie Caillat -- and while that isn't a bad thing, because Colbie can sing -- it's more like Colbie Caillat trying to pull off Sheryl Crow's "Soak Up the Sun," because the tunes are pretty similar in a lot of ways. 

Bottom line, Hilary looks great. She really does. And we're gonna support her endeavors to revive a career in whatever fashion she sees fit, but if we're being totally honest with ourselves -- and you, and her -- we like the video (and her singing, of course) a whole lot more than we like the song itself.
Filed Under:  hot photos , Photos , bikinis
7/29/2014 7:00 AM PDT

The only more dangerous thing a person can do than hang out with King Tool himself, Chris Brown, is get in (or in front of) a car that Kendall Jenner's driving, because if you want to see one of the most unsafe things to ever happen with a Jenner behind the wheel, then this here video is for you, and it can double as a PSA against idiotic driving. 

All silly snark aside, though, this is a pretty treacherous thing to do. At the risk of sounding like a mom, driving is serious business -- it's not for texting or fiddling with the radio the whole time you're in the car, and it's not the setting for shooting your own personal home videos, either.

Know how many people were killed in traffic accidents in 2013 just in the United States? An estimated 35,000. That's the population of a small city, that is. Know how many people were injured in traffic accidents? Oh, just about 3.8 million. Hopefully you don't need to reminded what a great number that happens to be. 

Get your stuff together, Kendall Jenner. You should know better, and if you don't know better, then you shouldn't be behind the wheel of a car -- period.
Filed Under:  Photos , hot photos , celebrity crime
7/29/2014 6:00 AM PDT
This is J Lo's latest hair do, and we have to say: it's pretty wonderful. 

Jennifer shared the pic on her IG page, saying "Wheels up!! Next stop LA... #curlyhairdontcare #myNYlook #gonnamissNY #greatvacation #backtowork" 

Verdict: Love it, of course. Jennifer Lopez has always been pretty solid, and now that she's asserting her independence from fame-mongers like Casper Smart -- for now ... and even if it's just by letting her hair do its thing; there's got to be something psychological happening there -- she's always gonna be on the "love it" shelf. 

Filed Under:  hot photos , Photos
7/29/2014 5:00 AM PDT
There's been a lot of speculation about what Mariah Carey's true 44-year-old body looks like without the possible aid of Photoshop, but allow these "spa" photos to dispel any rumors that Mariah would be looking anything less than ultra fit as of late, because you have eyes, and you can see, and it really doesn't look like these pics have been retouched in any way, shape, or form. 

Hey, who would have thought we'd be learning an important lesson from Mariah Carey (or at least the person who took the photo and uploaded it to her Twitter account) today, huh? Stranger things have happened, y'all! 

Filed Under:  hot photos , Photos
7/29/2014 4:00 AM PDT
Here's the latest on the bump of the woman who will surely possess one of the the world's most lovely babies of all time, Mila Kunis, and doesn't she (always) look so great? Some pregnant ladies don't outwardly seem to have an easy time with it, and for good reason -- it's not always the most comfortable circumstances every single minute --  but Mila here makes it look all the easy that it's mostly not. 

... As a matter of fact, Mila kind of makes everything look super easy, including that of being in a relationship with Ashton Kutcher. It's like they were meant to be, y'all, even from way back when they were just silly ol' Michael Kelso and Jackie Burkhart on "That 70's Show." It's like everything that was ever supposed to happen is just falling perfectly into fetus-and-heart-shaped place, and can you even imagine the kind of happiness we're going to be privy to witness in the coming months? Too much, guys -- it's gonna be almost too much.

Looking awesome as always, Mila! 

Filed Under:  hot photos , Photos , pregnancies
7/28/2014 3:00 PM PDT
This lovely lady, if you can even believe your eyes, is Candace Cameron Bure, formerly DJ Tanner of "Full House," being super hot on the beach. And, lucky for us, Candace is one of those ladies who manages to be super hot and super adorable at the same time, so we have a variety of pleasing aesthetics going on here. It's basically Christmas come early over here, guys. Christmas with some weird 90s sit com/beach theme. We'll take it!

Another wonderful thing, as you can also see, is that Candace managed to look so great without wearing just about a square inch of fabric. She's not wearing a few flimsy triangles connected with dental floss, she's actually wearing a really cute swimsuit, and does that not just add to this very special cute-hot hybrid here? Why, of course it does, friends. Of-freaking-course it does.

Filed Under:  Photos