Here's Khloe Kardashian, still beating the hell out of that busted braided look, and if she hasn't listened to us once, then she's probably not going to listen to us ever when it comes to critiquing her hair-ppearance. Why bother.
Verdict: Nah. We're just not digging this look on Khloe. There are far, far other more interesting components we'd rather focus on in this pic, like those lips, because jeez.
Pam Anderson has apparently been taking hair tips from Donald Trump lately, because this thing is one big pile of hot mess.
This is how Pamela was actually photographed leaving a restaurant last night, and yes, it would appear that she's sober, and no, it doesn't look like she decided to get a makeover in the bathroom in the dark.
Girl, what are you even thinking? Were you trying for Jay Gatsby? Because it ended up being more like J. Wellington Wimpy instead.
Failure to launch, girl.
Oh Taylor Swift ... we know that you're so desperately trying to reinvent yourself, and we love it and you. We really do. But this new song off "1989" -- "Welcome to New York" -- it's just ... it's not great as it should be. It's heavily auto-tuned, and the synthesizers are just off the charts, girl -- and not in a good way.
We're not saying to go back to the old country or anything, or that it's not OK to branch out and experiment with new sounds and stylings and what not, but this sappy, poppy romanticizing of a new beginning only cheapens what New York really symbolized for you: a real and true breakthrough in finding oneself and the breathtaking magic that accompanies that.
"Welcome to New York" could have been so, so much better ... if maybe a bit more time and thought had been spent on it, huh?
"I'm taking some time off because I've been working for two years. I'm an actor and that's my art form, and because I started that so young, I've always felt intimidated and insufficient when I think about other forms of art I want to create. ... I'm going to buy a live-work space in downtown L.A. and I'm going to make some (stuff) with my hands. Literally, I made that decision a few weeks ago. I'm making a short film. I'm making a bunch of (stuff). I don't know how I'll put it out. But I'm not going to hold it so preciously close to me. I write all the time."
--Kristen Stewart during a recent interview about doing back-to-back movies for the last couple of years, and now finally settling down, away from the publicity and press and doing something she really enjoys: hands-on art.
See, we like Kristen around here, so we're not going to assume that her going into "hiding" has anything at all to do with the fact that her most famous ex-boyfriend, Robert Pattinson, has gone pretty public -- which probably means "pretty serious" -- with his new girlfriend, the awesome FKA Twigs, because we like Twigs just the same.
Two things are certain: some pretty interesting women seem to gravitate toward Robert Pattinson, and whatever Kristen Stewart is going to be working on behind closed doors, we totally want to know about it when it comes time.
Sam Lutfi would have you believe that he's the live, human equivalent of something like "Celebrity Home Makeover" minus the home, sub in "Mental Illness," but the fact is, he's been a hanger-on of women in the process of deteriorating and comes across more like a vulture than anything else.
In a recent open letter to XO Jane, Lutfi claims that he's basically the savior of all broken celebrity women, and his recent alleged ploy to land Amanda Bynes in rehab -- an association that Amanda's parents are currently vehemently denying -- has urged his long-time friend (and pinnacle of human behavior mastery herself) Courtney Love, to push Sam to come clean with his hot mess-helping ways.
Lutfi claims that he's for the underdog, and loves nothing more than a good comeback story. Lutfi claims that he's objectified in the media as the bad influence, and all he totally wants is the best for troubled young girls.
In conclusion, he says, "Call me whatever name you need to but please, leave these women alone."
The fact is, if Lutfi were so concerned about his "friend" Amanda, he wouldn't be capitalizing off of her mental misfortunes ... nor would he be bringing up Britney Spears' much, much darker days.
The fact is, preying on women who clearly need help that you're not qualified to give puts you in a box ... and that box is labeled "Emotional Predator." And that's as violating and disturbing as anything else.
Last time Renee Zellweger went and looked different, she looked super different ... this time around, though, Renee Zellweger looks ultra different -- and the dramatic before and after comparison is right after clicking "launch gallery" above.
Lots of folks vehemently denied that the prior photos of Renee were even Renee -- but they were, and these are, too.
Ask Renee no questions, and she'll tell you no lies. ... You know, hopefully.
Tori Spelling has been hospitalized -- but it goes way deeper than just a respiratory infection ... Fishwrapper has learned.
Sources very close to Tori tell Fishwrapper that it isn't just a fever and bronchitis that sent Tori spiraling off to Cedars-Sinai this past weekend -- it's the constant overworked, overwrought state that she has herself in dealing with her cheating husband, Dean McDermott, her waning fame, and the pressure that comes with working non-stop on realty show, "True Tori."
Tori's friends claims to be extremely worried about her, and hope that her constant medical emergencies serve as a wake-up call before it's too late. Our source says that this is Tori's MO -- she'll work herself up into a frenzy by staying up all night, avoiding food, and not sleeping, until she ends up being truly ill. Then she's hospitalized, and the vicious cycle continues.
The bottom line is that Tori needs some serious help -- and it's not in landing a reality show, or a series, or any more book deals: Tori needs some serious R&R, because these continued episodes at the expense of her health are going to eventually put her in the ground.