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Miley Cyrus -- in extraordinarily poor or excellent timing -- has starred in her raunchiest photoshoot yet ... photos so graphic that we can't even show you here, because they're close to being flat-out porn. 

So sorry for all this trouble, Internet, world. We're in a bad way if these pictures are to be an accurate indicator, and it doesn't seem there's any going back from this. 

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Filed Under:  hot photos , Photos , Interview
9/1/2015 10:00 AM PDT
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Kim Zociak
, in case you had the good fortune not to notice, is really just as obnoxious as they come: it seems like her entire life revolves around her epic quest of taking the hottest selfie at the best angle, she practically lives in waist trainers, and possibly the saddest thing about her is that her daughter seems to be following in her surgically enhanced footsteps at just 18 years old. We don't know Kim personally, so we can't say whether or not she loves herself, but we do know, without a shadow of a doubt, that she loves herself on camera. And goodness knows she also loves being absolutely ridiculous:


Read that caption, guys, where Kim claims that this is an "unedited photo," and then feel free to take all the time you need to just laugh and laugh and laugh. Laugh not only at the fact that she's saying this is an unedited photo, but also dedicate some giggles in there to the part where she says that her body looks as good as it does thanks to a fitness shake. Honestly, with people like Kim, the good times just never stop.

Listen, Kim looks amazing, regardless of any photo editing or plastic surgery. She is a good-looking person, and especially considering that she's had six children, the last two being twins, she has done some hard work to get her body in the shape it's in. The thing is, though, that that should be enough. She shouldn't have to post selfie after selfie after selfie, denying plastic surgery and screaming "unedited, unedited!" It's too much, and it's far too sad.

Get some perspective, Kim. Or, at the very least, a handler who will take your phone away from you every now and then.

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9/1/2015 8:30 AM PDT
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"No … I'm not really involved in ["Hills" drama when Heidi Montag stated that Conrad was trying to ruin her life] that anymore. I don't think it has anything to do with me. You just have to focus on the good people in your life. Focusing on what you lose is only going to make you sad. ... When I did television, scandal was always around me. And I think one of the best things [about that] for me is that your life becomes more big-picture. You have to develop a thick skin really quickly. It toughened me up, which is good. ... My husband told me [about Brody Jenner's new sex advice show]. I didn't know! … He has a lot of experience … so sure, depending on what kind of advice you want."

--Lauren Conrad on Heidi Montag, and my how the mighty big-breasted have fallen.

Remember "The Hills" days? They were plentiful and glamorous, and even though nobody took the direction in which Heidi was trying to drag her floundering career kicking and screaming any more seriously than they did her marrying Spencer Pratt, they were innocent days, and if innocence doesn't count for anything anymore -- even if it's just a little redemptive wanness -- what's it even for?

Good on Lauren for getting the hell out of dodge ... and away from Brody Jenner. We loved that bit at the end about having "a lot" of "experience." Burn, bro; burn. 

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Filed Under:  hot photos , Photos
9/1/2015 8:00 AM PDT
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Melissa Rivers, believe it or not, is in both of these pictures above, but recent photo is the photo on the right. 

It's amazing how some things change, and then how some things change to the point of no return. 

Good luck with "Fashion Police," girl -- you're gonna shake things up for sure, but you've just about filled those fabulous shoes left vacant by your mom's departure. Get it! 

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9/1/2015 7:00 AM PDT
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If you're the kind of person that likes to feel feelings, if you enjoy a good happy cry, or even if you just aren't evil and are capable of giving a little grin when a fellow human experiences a bit of happiness, then you are going to love hearing about Deryck Whibley's wedding. Deryck, lead singer of Sum 41, had some mighty big health problems last year from his excessive drinking, and his lady, model Ariana Cooper, was by his side as he suffered through them and then became healthy and sober. Are you crying yet? Take another look at that gorgeous wedding photo, that should do the trick.

As for the details of the wedding, a source that was in attendance said that "it was a chill and intimate ceremony," and "they had a violin play at the ceremony and the music was mellow, not typical rock that Deryck's band plays, which was surprising." The bride wore custom Converse sneakers with her gown, and instead of champagne, they toasted with apple cider. And if all that doesn't touch your heart, then you are probably a robot anyway.

Let's all send them just the very best wishes, all right? Goodness knows that Deryck deserves them.

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9/1/2015 6:00 AM PDT
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Know who's an anomaly? An absolute enigma? Well, Kylie Jenner's at the top of this post, and it'd be a shame for a photo like this to go to waste, so we'll just say "OK, KYLIE'S THE ENIGMA AND THE ANOMALY IN THIS EQUATION, ALL RIGHT," because that's the kind of morning it's just going to be today. 

This above photo is a pic that Kylie shared, and since her lips are just over, basically, we're going to turn the focus on her chest, which size seems to fluctuate nearly as much as the things on her face. 

Kylie Jenner: always gonna keep us guessing.

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8/31/2015 2:00 PM PDT

To further prove the notion that Nicki Minaj is the anti-classy, here's a video of one of MTV's cameras focusing on Miley Cyrus during Nicki's disjointed "this b--tch" diatribe that only made her look like an uncivilized twit spitting in the face of the duo's mutual fans who only want to hear about the music, and not the drama. 

Miley's pictured in this video looking pretty surprised, and even though we're obviously siding with her on this one, we're not her biggest fans ... and frankly, we think this absolutely not a staged feud, because frankly, Miley's not that good an actress. See for yourselves. 

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