11/28/2014 8:00 AM PST

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''I was usually very very drunk during those evenings, I tended not to care about much until the next day. I had to be very drunk or smoke lots of weed to survive those nights. ... At about the minute mark, I pulled away and it was done. It was like a job. Clock in, clock out. It's not like I enjoyed having sex with him.''


--Kendra Wilkinson making this "let's talk about bumping uglies with Hugh Hefner" thing really uncomfortable, and now, actually kind of sad.  

To be honest, she's looking a rumored well-endowed gift horse in the mouth, because if Hugh hadn't plucked her from obscurity and made her one of his Playboy whatevers, she'd probably still be sitting in the crappy little apartment whence she came. 

It was one thing talking about the sex -- gently alluding to it in prior interviews -- but this outright bashing of "surviving those nights" and pulling "away" after the minute mark, and it not being like she "enjoyed having sex with him"? Come on ... that's just crossing the line into rude. 

Far be it from us to pity a man like Hugh Hefner, but he is still a person, and aren't all people deserving of respect? Jeez.

Lesson 1, Kendra: respect your elders. ... And there's probably more lessons to come, since you just can't keep your trap shut, trying to capitalize on every single thing that's ever happened to you in your life. 

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11/28/2014 5:45 AM PST


... In semi-slow motion, nonetheless. There are other folks in the commercial for "Beats by Dre," but we can barely concentrate on any of that because seriously: it's Kendall and Kylie Jenner hopping around in bra tops and posing for the camera. Poor, poor marketing if you ask us ... at least K & K could have been featured at the end of the video so people actually made it through the majority of it before restarting it. 

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11/27/2014 5:45 PM PST
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"One woman who came with her boyfriend, who was outside the door when this happened, whipped my legs for ten minutes and then stripped my clothing and proceeded to rape me ... There were hundreds of people in line when she walked out with disheveled hair and smudged lipstick. It was no good, not just for me but her man as well. On top of that my girl was in line to see me, because it was Valentine’s Day and I was living in the gallery for the duration of the event – we were separated for five days, no communication. So it really hurt her as well, as I guess the news of it travelled through the line. When she came in she asked for an explanation, and I couldn’t speak, so we both sat with this unexplained trauma silently. It was painful." 


--Shia LaBeouf in a bombshell interview exposing the truth of a horrific act that occurred when Shia put himself on display during his "I'm Not Famous Anymore" gallery showing, and since Shia's being all honest and repentant these days, we can do the honest thing, too: this is a huge, huge thing for Shia to admit, and it sheds light on an extraordinarily important topic that often goes unrecognized in "polite" society -- male rape.

Shia's obviously going through a trying time right now -- and he's done and said a lot of stuff in the past that's made us question both his credibility and his good sense ... but whatever's happening here is happening for a reason, and if nothing else, allow it to raise awareness about something pretty critical to humanity.
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11/26/2014 7:00 AM PST
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It's just been ten days since Tila Tequila gave birth to her baby, a darling little girl she named Isabella Monroe, and Tila has already posted some pictures of her on her site, because she's a sweetheart like that. And guys, just look at that precious little baby. Just look at how cute and sweet and awwww!

For more sweetness, let's check out the beautiful words that Tila wrote about her daughter:

I am so lucky to be able to wake up seeing, and kissing on this beautiful little face of hers every single day!  The world could end right now, and as long as I have her held close to my chest and feel her little heart beating.... nothing else in this world matters!  The only thing that matters to me is my little princess and what a beautiful, gorgeous, and perfect little princess she is!  I seriously am so in love!

OK, now everyone congratulate her for being such an adoring mom, and for having such a lovely little child. And while we're at it, let's also congratulate her on getting her life together and turning into one very charming lady. Just all the congratulations, all right?

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Filed Under:  Photos , babies
11/26/2014 4:00 AM PST
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Oh, that sneaky little minx, LeAnn Rimes: she thinks she can fool us into liking her by posting photos like this, this happy little picture where she's all fresh faced and smiling and cute. She thinks we'll be all "aww, that's nice" and forget about that time that she shamed her poor stepson in front of all of us, or any of the other zillion times she's been awful. Well, no such luck, huh, friends? No, as long as she keeps saying and doing reprehensible things, we will never forget. No matter how cute she looks here.

You're going to have to try harder, LeAnn. Or, you know, just stop being terrible.
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11/26/2014 3:30 AM PST
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Kendall Jenner
, guys ... we just don't give her enough credit for being wonderful and also gorgeous. Since she comes from such a large family with such strong personalities, it's easy to overlook her achievements in favor of, say, Kylie Jenner's shocking minor cleavage or Kim Kardashian's naked, oily ass. But that is wrong of us. Kendall obviously has something very special going on, something that puts her apart from the rest of her sisters, and that needs to be acknowledged and celebrated. And did we mention all the gorgeous?

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11/25/2014 2:30 PM PST


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"Yes [I have done things with a Kardashian sister]. And I always get in trouble when I talk about this but I always tell the truth so ... The ones that are of age." 


--Nick Cannon during a recent radio interview about hooking up with who he refers to as the "OG Kardashian," Kim, but that bit about "the ones that are of age"? For real, Nick? If that's true, for one, ick on you ...  how are you gonna try to cultivate successful hookups with three sisters, you pig, but second, if it's not what you're insinuating (though it sounds like exactly that)? That could be even ruder -- is there no shame anywhere anymore?

Nick Cannon -- what a man, y'all.  

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