Could you imagine LeAnn Rimes on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" fighting it out alongside Brandi Glanville? It'd be pretty epic even by "Housewives" standards ... but that's just what Brandi's instigating to happen, and even Andy Cohen on "Watch What Happens Live" is pretty intrigued.
During an interview where Brandi turns the tables on Cohen, she asks him about Joanna Krupa's allegedly odorous reproductive region, talked about sex with Eddie Cibrian (stating that he's awesome in bed, and well-hung, and has had a "lot" of practice), and that's where LeAnn came in. Or hopefully comes in. This would absolutely be must-see TV, right?
"I have a hard time sleeping. Sleep is a tough one for me. My brain, the committee in my head, if I wake up at three in the morning I just start having conversations and they won't shut up and then I can't get back to sleep. I do have three animals and a human being in the bed, so there are all these distractions. ... I got an app on my phone that allows you to sort of track your sleep rhythms, like how deep you go. I don't really quiet ever get into the deep, deep, deep sleep. ... Am I going to die young?! ... It's interesting when you stop exercising [like I did for my role in "Cake"]. It really was interesting how my serotonin levels went down. My stamina was shot. I was cranky. I was irritable. I'm usually really not any of those things. I just found myself short. I was hungry like crazy. Then, you realize exercise is just so important to our soul. Not just being able to fit into skinny jeans, just your state of mind, your soul, all of that."
--Jennifer Aniston being relatable, and isn't that some pretty refreshing honestly coming from the golden girl herself?
Aniston talked to Dr. Oz this week about her sleeping patterns, and what happened to her health when she "let herself go" during the filming of the movie, "Cake," where she played a pain pill-addicted patient, and pssh. If we could all let ourselves "go" like Jennifer did, could you imagine what life would be like.
Here's a pic of her from on-set, by the way:
Some ladies have all the luck (and all the smarts, too), and Jennifer Aniston has almost always been one of them.
There's a question that we've been wondering about for quite some time now, but we've just been too afraid to ask: is French Montana going to haunt the Kardashian family, and in turn, all of us, for the rest of his life? As far as we've heard, he's dated Khloe Kardashian two times now, and they've broken up two times, and yet he's still hanging around, being creepy and weird and just all bad things. Will it ever end? We will ever be free from this?
We're just asking because Scott Disick shared a little card that French sent him and Kourtney Kardashian to "congradulate" them on the birth of their new baby. It's a sweet little sentiment or whatever, but notice how he writes that he wishes he "could have named him Haann or Daddy." Clearly that's some inside joke that we don't get, but pair that with the way he signed the card -- Uncle Frenchy, ugh -- and he sounds pretty damn presumptuous, doesn't he? Like he seems to think he automatically has a sizable part in this little baby's life. Weird, right? But that's just what French Montana does.
So one of two things need to happen here. Either Khloe needs to let this guy go for good, or if she has already, he needs to get a clue. Because whatever this uncomfortableness is, it's not working. Not even a little bit. Not even at all.
Dude on the right, yes -- we're thinking exactly whatever it is you're thinking about while not looking at Carmen Electra, because this imagery is awkward. Funny as hell, yes, but awkward nonetheless.
Carmen, girl, we appreciate you for all that you are, but man. Doesn't there get to be a point in a career when it's time to stop wrapping oneself around poles for entertainment?
In any case, what a funny picture -- a genuinely entertaining photo for all the reasons.
"I've never seen anybody's penis in the industry, actually. I saw one penis for 10 years. That's all I'll say about that. ... I want to say [who the biggest d--khead in the industry is], but it would be so real, that I can't. I gotta plead the fifth on that one, But honey child, if I was to say that name ... It's two names that I want to say, honey. Two guys, for lack of a better word. ... D--kheads! I am gonna blow up your spot one of these days."
--Nicki Minaj to Andy Cohen on last night's "Watch What Happens Live," and as you can see, the whole entire segment was just a class fest. I mean, look at the wardrobe malfunction she had in the pic above. Classy, right?
Way to win it, Nicki.
Glad to know you didn't spill the beans on those you have beef with within the industry, but really -- was all that passive-aggressiveness necessary? These folks probably know you have issues with them ... you seem pretty outspoken ... what, did you think your words were going to leave them shaking in their chairs or something?
Twerking can be done now, right? We've just about seen everyone we've ever wanted (?) to see twerk their asses off, and then some? Good, because this last video of Amber Rose and Blac Chyna twerking is it for 2014. All the twerking can finally draw to a close, and we never need to speak of it or think on it ever again.
... It's not as if anything or anyone could ever compete with this video, anyway.
“I will admit towards the very, very end of the last time I saw him, he did try to kiss me. I said, ‘No, Bill, no, we’re friends,’ and he said, ‘OK, good night,’ and I said, ‘Good night.’ And I went into my room, and he went into his room.”
--Kathie Lee Gifford on an intimate time when she toured with Bill Cosby, was back in the 70s.
The concerning part of this, however, is not even the notion that an extremely prolific woman (besides Janice Dickinson) like Gifford has come forward to talk about advances made on Cosby's behalf (so, so many women), it was what she later said about Cosby:
“I do know that I got a chill [reading Beverly Johnson’s story], because every night when we’d come off stage and Bill would be going on stage, he would have made cappuccinos for all three of us. And I always thought it was such a kindness and it was so sweet, and now you see Beverly Johnson saying that he made a cappuccino for her, and I just don’t want it to be true, but I’m not saying that the women are liars.”
Gifford claims this happened back in the 70s when they were on tour together -- back when Bill Cosby was (and still is) a married man.
Where did all the scruples go?
Interesting food for thought to say the least.