6/30/2015 1:00 PM PDT
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Please prepare your minds to be positively blown, because Lori Loughlin, best known to our hearts as Aunt Becky from "Full House"? She's an absolute fox these days. And sure, that doesn't exactly come as a surprise, since she's always been gorgeous, but it's been 20 years since the world lost "Full House," and it would seem that in all that time, she's never lost it. Even now, at 50 years old, she's out there in a sports bra, being all hot with her yoga. It's inspiring, that's what it is.

And just in case you had any doubts that the beauty is strong with Lori, check out this photo of her mother and her own two daughters:

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The Loughlin gorgeousness, it is real.

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6/30/2015 10:00 AM PDT
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Hey, did you feel like feeling happy and proud while renewing your faith in the resilience and strength of the human spirit? Of course you do! Please observe Kevin Smith who decided that he wanted to make a change in his life and then proceeded to do so, just like a boss: That's right, y'all, Kevin Smith went and lost 85 pounds, and, as you can tell, he's looking just as awkwardly adorable as ever. I mean, those shorts ... well, they're a choice, a very questionable one. But as for the man himself, he's looking pretty darn happy, right? You know, for Kevin Smith.

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Filed Under:  Photos , celebrity weight loss
6/30/2015 9:00 AM PDT


Today in Things Nobody Believes, Kate Gosselin claims that she's totally mellowed out in the brief midnight second between 39 and 40, and totally doesn't have meltdowns anymore, 'cause she's just the epitome of "whatever."

Check out the video above -- if it weren't for the bit where she's so overly laissez-faire about things, we might actually believe her. After all, it's not like she's got much else to do these days but finally grow the hell up. 

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Filed Under:  hot photos , Photos , reality tv
6/30/2015 7:00 AM PDT

VERY PETTY: Video Of Karrueche TAUNTING RIHANNA . . . Is Leaked . . . It's From Back When Chris Was WITH Rihanna . . . And CHEATING WiTH KARRUECHE!!

Posted by Mediatakeout on Tuesday, 30 June 2015

No, now, see this is just ridiculous -- no man or woman ... and especially not Chris Brown ... is worth looking like a fool over, friends. Not one of them. But Media TakeOut has obtained a video that they claim to be Karrueche Tran, who's very obviously making fun of Rihanna in this video. 

The website says that the video was shot while Chris and Rihanna were still together, and also when Chris was said to be cheating on Rihanna with Karrueche.

There's bitterness, and then there's this ... and this is a whole other ballgame of embarrassment.

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6/30/2015 6:00 AM PDT
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“I did cut a lot of my penis off. Due to the fact that it’s not a myth, the black man do — I’m not really going to go into it too much — we hangin’, so I’m still able to work with what I’m able to work with, and get it down. ... [I did it because of] PCP and meth and molly and alcohol and no sleep. That was the main thing: no sleep. ... I’m the only man ever did what the f--k I did, and I’m proud of it. Why? In the annals of history, I don’t think you got anybody who ever did it. That was a flooper; we all done woke up from a flooper. Maybe not a flooper as big as me.”

--The very loosely Wu Tang Clan-affiliated rapper, Christ Bearer, on that time he cut off a fair portion of his manhood, and wasn't that a time.

Everybody thought, "Man, this poor guy is in a sad state," and then championed him a bit when it seemed like he was getting better, but this interview? Maybe we ought to keep a good eye on this one so that something like this doesn't happen again. You can only take so many whacks before you end up with nothing ... no matter how well-endowed you are. 

This is disturbing to say the least.  

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6/30/2015 5:00 AM PDT
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C'mon, friends ... it only makes sense. 

Kylie Jenner's spending her big move-in day doing what most of us do when we move into a rad new pad: taking pictures and gloating over the glory, right? However, the main difference between what you and I are doing and what Kylie Jenner is doing is Tyga. Khloe Kardashian posted this rather intimate photo of move in day, and don't these two look like cozy newlyweds celebrating their her new home? 

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Congratulations on the baller status house, Kylie. And congratulations on the lecherousness, Tyga. It's becoming or something. 

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6/30/2015 4:00 AM PDT
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Iggy Azalea's gotten entirely too big for her britches ... and though she doesn't seem to realize that practically nobody takes her seriously ... she's still intent on throwing her poisonous darts at those with actual lasting power, like Britney Spears

Britney, however, doesn't seem like she's gonna take it ... and in a passive-aggressive return serve, she seemingly fires back at Iggy, using the greatest -- and most telling -- arsenal of all ... the presence of a tangible career: 
There's no other way to take that, really, considering that Iggy's shows have been cancelled "for the rest of the year." Suck on that one a second, Iggy.

Here's our official opinion, since you asked: "Pretty Girls" likely didn't perform as well as it maybe should have because -- wait for it! -- Iggy Azalea's name was attached to it. Boom? Yeah, boom. 

Get the hell outta here, Iggy ... and while you're at it, grab a clue on the way out. They're on the table next to the door. 

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