3/30/2015 10:00 AM PDT
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Well, this is different, kind of: it seems that LeAnn Rimes has officially kicked off her yearly stream of bikini photos, but she's not actually wearing a bikini. Year after year LeAnn can be seen frolicking on beaches near and far, wearing skimpy bikinis, modest bikinis, bikinis oddly resembling those first worn by Brandi Glanville, taking selfies in them, looking ever so happy and carefree in them, but now? Now she's rocking a cover-up. What happened to her?!

Sure, she's technically wearing a bikini under there, and she's showing enough cleavage to make us wonder exactly how much of a bikini she has on in the first place, but it's just not the same. If we're going to be annoyed by her desperate attempts at getting attention, at least we can stick with tradition, right?

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3/30/2015 8:00 AM PDT
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There is one thing about Farrah Abraham that we all know so very, terrifyingly well, and that is the fact that she has a habit of getting unnecessary plastic surgery (OK, and we all know about the backdoor thing, too, but don't be weird, pervs). She's been very open about the work she's had done, but nothing even comes close to the horror that happened when she tried to get lip implants. It was such a nightmare, in a very real way, and since Farrah was sweet enough to share multiple photos of her gigantically inflated lips from various angles, we have no hope of ever getting those images out of our heads.

So one would think that, after such an ordeal, Farrah would be wary of ever messing with her lips again, right? But check out that new photo she shared on Instagram, specifically those lips. Yeah, she's pressing them ever so lightly against that cupcake, but they look a little off still. For real, look at that weird line at the top of her upper lip. Does that look natural? Not so much.

Farrah, honey, just stop. Just stop everything. Take some time, learn how to be a real person. It'll be worth it. Just stop.

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3/30/2015 6:00 AM PDT
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Can you think of one single thing that would be cuter than the supremely adorable Kaley Cuoco being a mom? I mean, you probably can, there are a whole lot of cute things in this world, but still, Kaley as mommy would be precious, right? Tragically though, it's not happening anytime soon, because she posted that little collage up there along with this message:

I'm hoping to show the world how not pregnant i am in this crop top

Message received -- there's absolutely nothing that could be confused for a baby bump in there -- so thanks for the heartbreak, Kaley. Like, we get that you're in charge of your own life and you can make your own choices, but honestly, you couldn't do this one thing for us? That's kind of selfish, girl.

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3/30/2015 5:00 AM PDT
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You probably don't need this spelled out for you, since there's a good chance you have eyes and a memory and a fondness for nostalgia, but here is a picture of Tatyana Ali and Will Smith, also known as Ashley Banks and the Fresh Prince himself, hanging out on Saturday night. They met up at the Black Girls Rock event, took this darling little picture, and doesn't it cause such a stirring within your soul? Doesn't it make you want a reunion of "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" immediately?

So look, universe, you're going to have to get on this one, all right? If we can have "Full House" reunions and "Saved by the Bell" reunions, short and ultimately unsatisfying though they were, then we can get an update on the fictional Will Smith and his extended family. That's what we want, and that's what we deserve.

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3/30/2015 4:00 AM PDT
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Guys, forget everything you thought you knew about anything, because you simply do not need to know it anymore when Tallulah Willis is looking this dang gorgeous. Just look at her, OK? And yes, you can look at that random ass next to her too, but be sure to look at her again. Because yes.

Oh, and just in case Tallulah wasn't giving off enough of that weird/cool vibe, it turns out that she's buds with one of the weirdest/coolest girls out there, Miley Cyrus:

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They even play Twister together!

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I know, I know, this is a lot to take in so early on a Monday morning, but a good mind blowing is a solid way to start the week. Don't be afraid to get blown, y'all.

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3/27/2015 3:00 PM PDT

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"Every year that goes by, I think that my on-camera smile is going to get easier. It's got worse and worse, to the point where I'm giving that Britney Spears terrified smile, where the lips are upturned, but there's nothing but fear in the eyes ... I'm also the queen of ruining group photos. All my friends will be smiling and looking really pretty, and I'll be there pretending to pick my nose—or actually picking my nose. It's a fine line."

--Anna Kendrick, as if Anna Kendrick could be anything other than perfect at all times ... even whilst picking her nose.

Anna most recently covered Britian's Glamour, and it's cool ... we'll absolutely sit here and idolize Anna while the rest of today's kids gawp over Kylie Jenner and her SUPER COOL EDGY LOOKS. It's all right -- we've got this covered. 

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3/27/2015 12:00 PM PDT


If this quick skit of Jimmy Fallon singing the Beach Boys' "Barbara Ann" with his extraordinarily creepy-looking wax figures doesn't just make your Friday, then maybe you're just super lucky and have the day off today. Maybe you've been spoiled with a 4-day work week this go round, and you're just lounging in your pajama pants today, eating last night's leftover Chinese takeaway in front of your television while binging on Netflix or Hulu. Maybe that's why you aren't even remotely entertained by this video, and if that's the case ... mosey on back to the couch, friend. There's lots of other folks here who still have to power through for the rest of the day. Save some bandwidth for them, all right?

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