Nice Jim. Thanks for clarifying. Usually that's what guys say when they end up on Redtube and get caught by a wife or girlfriend!
To Isaac Newton. Love Sarah Taylor
What was the "it" that she had...?!
You have too much time on your hands.
The back of the sweater says, " I will buy some eventually.."
Who doesn't love Burton Cummings and/or a good mustache ride.
Well..maybe two straight guys with balls ;)
Not to defend Paris at all but maybe she didn't feel like hanging out in the kiddie section.
Holy cow Oaf! Don't hold back. Who doesn't love C-holes and flat,fat faced,drunks with their bagel and coffee.
You said it perfectly.
I love when you talk dirty. My nipples are sooo hard right now.
Don't change ever.
Ha! I saw those on toofab. You're hilarious! Like the ringleader of the Anti-Kim movement..
Kanye seems to enjoy her immensely.
It's not lame writing you smell, but Kanye's ball sweat from wearing those leather jogging pants all the time.
Geez, don't you know anything. You can't get pregnant from your mouth. You get pregnant in the ultra sound.
They just said on Ryan Seacrest that she says she does 100 squats a day.I've seen a lot of women that work really hard at squats and their ass's get really firm and perky. Not larger and wider. Unless she considers getting on top of Kayne's 'pipe' as a squat.
All it took was his pipe.
Gosh, she looks like a tampon.
The other two weeks I just wish she'd just spontaneously com-bust from all her adorableness.
She meant in previous articles, not just this post. I don't know how many 'wise' 17 year old's you will find. That's why they are 17. I'm sure you could find intelligent, mature 17 year old's but wisdom comes from experience not from a book or the internet. If Justin Beiber started spouting off how he doesn't feel like he should be made to smile at Evvvvery photo shoot he had to do, that he loved playing around with his avant- garde-ness, or his love of Tom Waits and Jack Kerouac, would that make him wise?? He'd sound like a douche bag. She's just a teenage kid singing pop songs. Call me back when she starts writing like Sylvia and singing like Patti. There are a million deep, dark, funny looking avant-garde girls in every high school. Writing songs about 'deep' stuff like, going to parties on the train. Yeesh. If she was born in the 80's she'd be the creepy girl listening to the Cure and reading Anais Nin novels. She reminds me of Lili Taylor in Say Anything.
Ha! If referencing Sylvia Plath and Patti Smith makes someone refreshing, wise and gracious then call me old and cynical! Oh wait..you already did!
Experience makes you wise, not knowing who Sylvia Plath and Patti Smith are. Get back to me with her old'soul schtick when she's 40. I'll be 80 and wont give a shit who she is by then.
Some people like carpet, lino, hard wood. Who the F cares what you have on your floor but you and the person walking on it.
To be honest I pre-judge. I never open my mouth and say it out loud, but I think it. Does it make me racist if I don't open my mouth, just think it for a brief moment? White guy in sweat pants at a school, sometimes a white guy in a van, near a school. Even my kids will call out, White guy in van!
Made me laugh out loud. Choked a little on my coffee!
If that's a buttah face then the rest of us must be margarine.
Those pants are lodged fully and completely in her entire ass crack. Hope that Thai toilet paper doesn't leave little white bits.
Albeit, the girls seem to like sticking out their hot asses. What's a mother to do but cash in on that action!
Just a couple minutes! What mother would want to hear a dirty old man say that about her teenage daughters..Gack!!
LOL...I love Sarah Taylor!Pieces of Vulva hanging out.
She was pretty goofy looking. Good on her for being able to afford to change her looks. I'm sure she's a lovely person on the inside...Too bad for all the financially strapped ugly ducklings in the world that have to get by on brains and personality.
Fat, slobby women on sofas!! Woman fought for their rights, not for a mans respect! We don't need your respect. Just your dick!
The Elephant was trying to make babies in her mouth. She suddenly realized that no fame, fortune or even love could come of this coupling so she turned and ran. For once she makes a good decision!
I thought of you last night! Whilst watching Cosmos.
Ha! You jokester you! I get it! You did just what I did! On your computer, reading the same thing as me!! You took about the same amount of time to put down someone you don't or will never know too! I see what you did there! God loves a good joke! Nice one nun..er, I meant hun!
"Let's put it this way, I've had an orgasm in the air before. Alone. And together."
For the rest of us unattractive, jealous people, it's called a fart honey.
She has to go the bathroom really bad. This also, does not look like the same thighs and ass that she had a couple weeks ago, when she was wearing those stupid thigh high boots and cut off jeans. Who wears a sailors cap in Thailand?! Who wears bright read lipstick to go swimming? Who has a photographer with them when they go out on a boat? For that matter who has a photographer with them on holidays?Why are these self absorbed morons all over the internet today in their goddamn bathing suits?? Who asked for all this? Who woke up today and said "Please let me see the Kardashians on holidays?"
I kind of always thought her face was not even. One side looks different than the other so she compensates with the eyebrow thing.
Bangable. Heck, they are all bangable. Even Kris. Just depends on the size of the bag you put over their heads. I like the plastic kind that doesn't let any air out.
She's gorgeous. Everyone looks good in a car selfie. Much more so than say a bathroom selfie. I like especially the way people pretend they aren't holding the phone. Like someone is sitting on the dashboard taking a picture of them. I think the word selfie should get thrown out with the words Kardashian and all things irrelevant to life.
I read the title of this and thought of you. Low and behold, here you are. Ha! I thought, Oh, which one, Issac is thinking both. Too funny!
Yes, that counts. It just means I can't feel it. The monitor is in the way.
She looks gaunt.
Can you feel all the love!
What's your excuse for taking time out to call others lousy!
Your camel toe is definitely not a gift for me. Please, keep it. Give it to charity or to starving children somewhere.
Looking for love in all the wrong places. Is she looking for it in her rear end?
She looks like a really hot grandma.
Or wash the floors...
Ha! Ok. I'm down. Sideways, hands and knees or right side up.
Hey, I accidentally pressed the report symbol instead of the reply one, I'm sooo sorry! I don't know what they do to people who get reported but if you vanish, it will all be my fault and I will never come back to fillet-o-fishwrapper ever again. And as for the boobs, they never go away, just hide under big sweaters.
Does it make a girl automatically jealous if she thinks this girl looks awful? Or any girl for that matter. I don't know about jealous. Maybe snarky or petty. Even Bitchy.
The bar is set low my friend! What did Redtube ever do to you?!
Top half doesn't match the bottom. Coloring is all wrong. Clothes are all wrong. This all just wrong.
I'd take Sarah over Kim any day.
It looks like she wants to suck on a very teeny, tiny penis.
Ha!"God knows where that tongue has been." No shit. Here's to hoping she sticks her tongue in Hannibal Lecters mouth next.
Ick! Kissing a woman is hot. Kissing a woman to get attention and spark controversy is pretty lame. It just shows her age. Maybe mystery girl gave her herpes. Maybe Abbreva or Valtrex will sponsor her next tour when she gets a big,fat, cold sore on her mouth.Do you think they have people that clean off the giant hot dog she rides on? The Weiner cleaners?
Kim thought it was the Golden Globes and pulled hers out. Is it just me or does anyone else want to grab her face in both hands and squish it all around. Move her face in your hands, smush up her cheeks and mouth, to illicit some sort of expression? She looks vacant and her face seems soulless.
Big words! Hot.
Deep dumb thoughts?
I see her name all the time. I don't' know what she does. Arianna Grande. I thought it was a coffee of the month at Starbucks.
I wish her tongue would shrivel up and die.
Ha! Don't hold back!
Seth isn't reading this. The Alzheimer's society is not reading this. You are.Journalism isn't dead, you're the one reading it. Reacting to it. I'd say Sarah's pretty Gonzo. She's wicked at causing reaction. Go read a readers digest or something if you want warm and fuzzy.
I don't think the cause is moronic, I think you are going on about your cause in the wrong place. Why don't you do something useful with your rant. It's all just talk until you do something about it. You're just blah blah blah in the internet wind. The cause is great but the cause is useless if all you are doing is calling a woman writer a cancerous c---t. It's gross. So much anger for nothing. Maude stole a tree and replanted it in the forest. You're are just standing by,typing about it. So..sit there and talk about it, call people names, you're just a bitchy observer with nothing to do but yap. If I wanted to know all about Alzheimer's I'd go to a web site about Alzheimer's. I'm just here to read gossip. Also to show my breasts to Chaz because I'mslutty like that.
Sarah is eating Ben and Jerry's, laughing. Licking her spoon with her pretty feet tucked under her butt. Laughing because she just did exactly what she was meant to do. Piss off morons.
Boobies? Where'day at. The lips are sort of pleading phallic,otherwise you're stretching the boundaries of your imagination. I said stretching because I know that will turn you on.
It's hilarious that every one hates the writing, but yet still comes back to read. Like saying the food is gross at the Jack in the Box, but you always find yourself in the drive-thru late at night when no one is looking.
I like how she keeps saying it's a NYT's bestseller. She probably thinks a Pulitzer is a type of smoothie blender.
She is gorgeous. Your willingness to admit to your lewd,creeper,creepiness is really hot.
Soooo sick of her tongue and legs always spread. Who is she doing these concerts for? Pedophiles?
She looks really uncomfortable. Like she is holding her breath.
Me too! Wait. Are we doing the same jobs?I like the nipples to be attached to much bigger boobs though, not chest bones.
It all sounds lovely, all but the 19 kids. Isn't it pretty obvious they like to screw a lot? She must do a lot of Kegels to keep that friction going. By now I'd think it would be like having sex with an over ripe watermelon. A lot of thrust without any traction action. Hope they never divorce. What a child custody hearing that would be.
Some times when I hear Holiday on the radio I think of this one summer when I was 12 or 13. I left her behind with all my old 45's.
It looks awful. Old lady like. What's with that curling iron bang? It's too old and drab for her. Her hair is too thin for this. I don't work at Wal-Mart and I'm neither prolific or proficient, my opinion is dust in the wind, but this hair cut was a bad idea. It does grow back and we can always fire our stylists though.
We did turn it off. I think she is the only one still listening.
I once had a dream she was stroking my hair, singing Pimps don't cry. I woke up and had to pee, really bad. That's all I have to say about her.
Yes..she's a perv. Just like you. Wait. Is it you Sarah? Isaac? No matter. You both have balls ; )
Stop looking at Gramas ass!
I also have to say you are really bringing on the shit when you call yourself 'Fat chick'. I mean really, why are you opening the door for comments about cupcakes and dildos?? And Ham. Some fat people give off the faint smell of Ham. You're putting a bulls eye on your back that says "Come on, say something about my weight". It does not take a psych nurse flunkie to determine that fat is an issue for you. So go ahead and throw it in peoples faces before anyone can beat you to it. Before anyone can assume that you are intelligent or well spoken, you have told us before even typing a word, that you are fat. That's all we will remember. Not what you typed or what you are fighting for, just that you are a fat chick. You said it, not anyone else. A fat chick fighting for Kim Kardashians ass.
Sarah's Minions. I'm laughing out loud. Are you pretending to be Isaac Newton Sarah? You know I have deep feelings for him and now this. How could you?
She would look better without the pants on. Just a thong,buried deep. She could leave the jacket and heels on.
Only peanut butter could make this picture more exciting.
Those damn sausage fingers. I ment to reply here, not on the main vein.
Hehe..sicko. Now that we are apparently her friends she can't be part of our sand-witch. Cause friends don't do stuff like that. Ruin a perfectly good friendship.
Yah,my speeling sucks balls. Not very good at typing with my sausage like fingers. The keys are two close together for me. Even with speel cheque I suck. Thanks for pointing it out, I'll be sure to try harder. I do think she is attractive, however I don't know her personally. Or is it personaly..hmm. If I did know her I'm sure I'd be willing to take time out of my life to support her on Fishwrapper though. I think it's sad when someone wishes crappy things or says crappy things about people they don't know. I tried it for a bit and I can't say I liked coming on line to point out peoples spelling or use of grammar. Which I did before. I actually use to say crappy things about her writing. Then,than, however the fuck you want spell it, I realized that just because I am anonymous doesn't mean I can say things that I wouldn't say to others in real life. Just my thinking. I think Sarah said it best when she told me I don't have to come to the sight if I'm just going to say shit. And it's true. You don't have to come here and shit on the writers. You can freely choose to go to a different sight where you will have nice things to say. So back to my first comment, take your vitriol somewhere eles because really, YORE just wasting your time being a bitch or is it spelled Beeaach.
Said the spider to the fly..,)
She's pretty too. I like that she put me in my place when I first started reading this site. She has brass cojones. I wish anyone luck with trying to bring her down with childish efforts like starting fire Sarah stuff. Geez. Do two people make a club..? If we had a third it could be a club sandwich...
So I guess it hasn't exactly blown our minds...!
As president of the We heart Sarah Taylor Fan Club, I would ask you keep your vitriol for some other web sight.
Is it ugly because her tits and bits are covered? Good for her. She'd be beautiful in a burlap sack and she knows it. I love goregous women who don't shove their junk all up in your face.
Is it me or does it look like she has eyeshadow and eyeliner on.
And someone to help her apply eyeliner.
He's spot on with that comment. He's been around enough to know a thing or two. I'm with George. If he hasn't seen The Notebook, all the more power to him. There's an hour and half of his life he never wasted sleeping.
Thank God for Ambien. I'll take two and forget in the morning that I had horrible nightmares about one of the Jenner girls. I will also forget that I made a sandwich and drove to the store to get a glade plug-in at 2am.
If I was a guy, surfing around for porn and I saw that I would definitely grab my bottle of Jergens and start jerkin. Heck I'm a girl and I'd probably rub.....some lotion onto my hands. They're dry. It's winter.
Ha! I thought the exact thing you did. Same exact words even. God you're amazing. ;)
And I would eat twizzlers while I watched you doing that.
Another bathroom selfie. Aren't we all gorgeous, standing next to a toilet.
We take a cute, talented little kid and throw him to the wolves. Then we stand back and cheer them on while they tear him apart. Laugh, while they clean off the bones.
I'm with Jimmijerx on this one.
A slow start to the week Emily.
From one muppet to to the other....
She looks like a young Boy George. Stop what you're doing right now and ask yourself, is there anything better I should be doing with my time. Other then to comment on this bit of..nothingness.
You seriously have to give the girl credit for consistently, marketing herself to the world.
She would look better with the dress off. Just the heels. Smiling.Hello.
She's funny, hot, cute, blonde. Rich. What brunette would not wish her a life time of misery. Divorce. A life full of bad acne,failed marriages,bad breath and really bad gas. Stupid girl. I hope your stupid marriage fails and your good looking, awkward, fame embarrassed husband leaves you for Tori Spelling or Leanne Rhimes. Oh, and those cutie pie, squished up faces you make are ugly. Also you're a bitch. So there...Signed Emily.
They aren't mine. I borrowed them from a friend. She want's them back but I'm not done with them. I like your obscene, rapier wit. ;)
Her butt does look tilted.
Didn't find any bits. Those fucking bears were right.
The only thing I noticed was her dumpy looking bum in those jeans. When she walked towards the trunk.
Jeez. Did you take time out from dismembering cats to write that.
It's a lovely ass. I have to say it, it's still a bum. It serves a purpose. I dunno what the fascination is about everyone's ass. All I picture is her sitting on the toilet. I was looking for little bits of toilet paper.
She's got clothes on. It's not a bathroom selfie. It's a great picture to send to your grama.
The article should read, " Mickey Rourke fires stylist!" I really want to know why he wears a toque with his shorts. A hoodie with nothing on underneath.Is he cold or hot. Is he in New York or LA. I don't think he knows. He's confused I think.
Maybe mom should have pushed her into taking that hairdressing course instead. Excuse me while I dont wipe the tears of sadness away. You have to wonder about what motivates her. After all she has, she's probably driving around in a new car, contemplating suicide cause someone yelled at her to lose weight. Waa!!! Buck the f up. Pick up the pace piquante. Here's a novel idea, rely on your voice and sing with your clothes on !
Aww..maybe she was just getting ready for school and wanted to hike everything up before class.
The thought of them making out does nothing for me. I can't even imagine the weird, adolescent porn that would follow. Well,now I am. Some images are starting to form....wait....nope. Nothing.
I didn't see the word phobic. I thought Sarah was calling him a poo face.
Ha!!! You are so funny. And you have a giant phallus to boot. How do live with all that.
Why just pics of their dump trunks.
Observations by Issac. You could have your own blog.
Sarah ! My favorite antagonist !
Hehe..I broke my ankle for Christmas. The put plates and nuts and bolts in. Haven't felt up to sarcasm or crutching it to my desk. I think I'm back though.
Ew. A blond coat hanger.
I would too. I'd mauw down hard. I hope she doesnt mind the hot cheese and dollop of sour cream and salsa.
Tater Tots have more brains. Tastier too.
Oh wait..do I sound like bigot?
These guys are Wal-Mart. They are cheap blankets and shitty camo-underwear. I personally hate the show. I hate people with beards and I hate camoflage and hillbilly porn and hillbillys.
She looks hung right over.
Haha. She's so sad she has to take selfies. Sad selfies. The I'm just wearing sad clothes and having a bad hair day selfie. The I'm wearing glasses that make me look intelligent, but sad selfie. She married a crack head, who cheated on her. Welcome to the world. It sucks. Boo Hoo. Here is a bucket to hold all my tears for her tortured soul.
That sounded sort of creepy.
Haha! Cee U Next Tuesday.
She's strange. Beautiful, her face is getting stranger. She has money, rich,weird husband. She's gorgeous. I want to hate her but I can't find anything to hate. She doesn't come across as a bitch, I have to say I'm strangely interested in her. She's got something.
Cocaine high is about 15 minutes. I don't know this. At all. The guy is a dick. Who has a beard like that and wears a plaid shirt. Blech. I don't know. I dont' care. Where is Isaac when I need him.
Sarah is gorgeous. Meow..Purr..;)
Haha..Ok. Im ready. Seriously. Right now. Let's go. Hellooooo...I'm waiting. :)
You divorced who you loved, who you loved. They get half of what you made, what you made.
Awww! It's almost sad to think of them breaking up after such a sappy song. You know it's gonna happen. It will happen just because they made this song.
If you think about how many people are jerking off in 12 hours on the net, I bet it's around, 70,000?! Lube me up and call me impressed.
I prefer more bouncing spillage. Meeow.
I have this problem all the time when I go out shopping in Beverly Hills. Soooo annoying. She should really stick to shopping online or at outlet malls in the valley where no one would give a flying frig about her.
Is it creepy to say he's a cutie. Yes? Ok.
My god you're romantic!
Money can't buy you brains or taste, but at their age who the heck cares. Have fun rich, gorgeous kids! I can taste my jealousy, it's coming up the back of my throat!
First of all before I say anything. How old is he?
Sarah Taylor is very purr-ty and you're just Melanoma. Sorry, Carcinoma.
You can't blame her for being dumb. You should really be asking who the fuck is interviewing her! Who is the idiot that is asking these questions and why do they think anyone cares about the answers.
Blech. Yeezus probably thinks Christmas was created just for him.
The cheese has definitely slid off of her cracker.
Only the Sailors said Brandy you're a fine girl. Sailors.
Most people see you as a beautiful woman with giant jugs who is on that TV show. You know, the one that wins a bunch of awards but nobody I know watches. Thank's for telling us your smart too. We've all been wondering about your collection of Masters Degrees and contributions to Stem Cell research.
If this is what you think my unique form of self expression is? Posting hate comments on gossip sites? I'd be offended if it wasn't for the fact that you just may be right.
She said pray for me. Maybe she needs to sign up with Christian mingle.
Haha..lets not confuse each others fascinations. We'd really be in trouble. Insert a semi-colon and half of a quotation here. ;)I said colon.
Hey! I know this look! Every morning, I go out into my garden wearing my see-threw body suit. I water my uh, Lilacs? Than I get a little cold, so I put my sweater on my head.
You need to have a grip before you can lose one.
All she is missing is a Ushanka, big winter coat and her hand, passing you all the money she made.
Much. Can you imagine her with a breast enlargement. She'd fall forward or backward. Every time she walked or stood up.
Ha! Peanut butter and dog licking. Are you sure that's a celeb habit. It was very descriptive. Hmm?!
I can't help but see her bent over in that half squat, not sure if she wants to take a crap or get laid. In that position, with that face and tongue hanging out all stupid like I can't help but imagine, is that what it would be like to have sex with her ? Gack. "Harder Santa..oh ya..faster..I'm gonna blow the stripes right off your big fat candy cane. Sweet nib-lets I'm going to orgasm all over your north pole, maybe squirt creamed corn all over your creepy, crackhead looking Santa Suit."Geez, she's grotty.
That's pretty bitchy to post about someones spelling! Apt handle though!
Sooo darn sick of Courtney Stoddens wedgie!!! Can't you change the picture?? I'd rather see Rob Ford picking out his tightie whities from his ass than her.
Mileys hair? There is a book somewhere,anywhere, that has to be better than talking about her hair. Cookbook, phone book, anything.
How can you not want to. It's right there to your right. It's on every page. Heck, I've seen it so much I think I want to bang her bum too.
It is a dumb face. It's literally stupid. Her face is so frozen she can't even make a duck face. It's more of platypus face. What makes it dumb is that she thinks we want to see it. I can go on my teenage daughters facebook and find sweeter, cuter duck faces than this shallow mallard.
Too funny. You should be careful when critiquing others. You put a period behind stupidest and than started off with no capital on dumb ass and also you put dumb and ass together. Like it's one word. Just saying basically what you said about publicly knocking. Or did you mean pubic-ally cocking.Sorry, I hear the school bell ringing.
What does she do? Why are we looking at her ? Because she's Miley's sister?Why? Why even with no question mark. Just why as a statement.
That doesn't sound like you. Looking at her eyes !
Allll for you baby.
You said you liked wedgies.
I find it sort of depressing that I will have to spend the next 20 years hearing how gorgeous these two girls are, while I'll be trying on colored Depends that won't wrinkle under my polyester pants.
Please don't take him away!
Lindsay looks pretty normal for Lindsay. Her breasts are covered, much to Isaacs dismay. She's not drunk, her nose isn't covered in blow. Her hair isn't purple and she's showing her freckles. Her dress though is sort of Rue 21. Who am I to judge, in my Hot topic t-shirt and old navy pants.
Well, some of the best writers ever, did not write for others. Some writers never even got read while they where alive. Some writers write just to piss others off. It's all objective, just like your mean-girls opinions.
Haha..you make me laugh. Not sure if that means I need to get out more or not. ; )
While we are laughing at her, she's laughing all the way to the bank. Crumby how that works.
Haha..yes. Sorry. What was I thinking.
Geez..that's pretty hard. Are you sure your not using a flash light..
She has this zombie look. She looks miserable. Like a blow up doll come to life and she's not sure what to do next.
Is it just me or is anyone tired of looking at Courtneys Stoddens wedgie.I like a good wedgie, but hers is awkward and she's holding on to it for dear life..It's everywhere I scroll on filet-o-fish.
I find Jessica as interesting as oatmeal. Her movies kind of blow, she doesn't have giant breasts or blinding assets. I don't know what makes her a phenom. She's like the seniors breakfast option. Healthy yet filling, bland and doesn't cause heartburn.
He is douchier than an actual douche. The guy should have named his clothing line at Kmart, the Adam Levine Summers Eve collection.
Thank-you observer underscore the lovely.
Lets hope the doves are only crying, when Jennifer opens her mouth.
Observer looks better than Miley, yes. He's several hot chicks in one. I don't know about Issac though Jack, have never seen him.
I would have smashed my lunch plate right upside this guys noggin if he'd of grabbed me. When he was lying on the floor, moaning I would have finished off my piece of work with some hot coffee and a pepper shower. Do you think she antagonized him in public on purpose ? If so it was very smart of her. Now instead of her knowing he's smegma, we all do.
You don't drive a hot, fast car do you? This relationship is totally off if you're driving something flashy and expensive.
Ok, stupid because it's probably so simple. Some code that I can't fit in or change. How can I replace my actual face with the shadow face..I'm tired of the Kanye pic I've got there now and want to replace it with my jugs or smiling face.
Yes. It's been awhile since I've used the words poop and cupcakes together as well.
If you find yourself in a hole Sarah, you just call out my name. And you know wherever I am, I'll come running, to see you again. Winter, Spring, Summer or Fall, all you've got to do is call. ; )
Can I ask you a stupid question.
She's off her lithium.
Blech. What a gross, manipulative psychopath. Old farts like him drive me bonkers. Old saggy balls and a psychopathic mind. I hope he has some sort of medical emergency that lands him being spoon fed chocholate pudding and drooling stewed prunes while he poops his own pants. He probably drives a hot car too. Old farts that drive hot cars really frost my cupcakes.
I don't mind her vulva, it's just that it's attached to her body and head.
If a sky diver's parachute fails and he falls to the ground, is it OK to even say the words out loud, "What the hell was he doing jumping from a perfectly good airplane?" Sarah Taylor just put it out there for discussion, not because she's an asshole. It's a horrible thing in general. I don't even really think it should be on here for discussion, but it is and you all are discussing it. That's for sure. Death, Religion,Politics are all arguments with no end.
One idiot plus one idiot, equals two.
You say that now..
Ya. Just don't go falling in love with her. Good way to a kill a 3 way.
Teenagers having a twitter war.
On black friday, there was a giant tower of her CD's that came with a t-shirt. The next day we went back and everything in the store was pretty much gone, but the giant tower of Lady Gaga stuff was still in place, untouched. It was kind of funny.
Ohh. Never heard about any of that. Although come to think of it I did hear something about rehab for booze or something preemptive. I just meant as trash goes she's not the trashiest of trash. More like recycling. ?!
And the picture was not taken in a bathroom. She gets prettier all the time.
They are adorable. I hope they last at least 5 or 6 years and have little adorable children. They will all sail threw an 'amicable' divorce where both Mom and Dad still love and respect each other threw their 'difficult' time.I just re-swallowed my gastroesophageal reflux.
I have legs and feet too. ; )
No, you can't tell at all she has two children. I'm sure though that her two children would most likely tell her though, something to the effect, that Mom..do you have to wear that to the beach. Mom, your uh..bathing suit is like right up your crack. Just saying. My teenagers have no problem telling me that what I'm wearing is dorky, dumb or embarrassing. Albeit I don't have an ass that's as tight and mocha-like as hers. Still, if her teenage son was around, how could his friends not want to hang out around his mom. Weird, rich beautiful parents can do anything they want I guess.
I think she should hook up with Issac. She is totally beautiful.
Why do you keep showing the same dumb picture of him ? Is that on purpose to keep up with the article? I'm not a fan, just wondering why every time I've come on I see the same dumb picture of him.
No matter how much you hate her, the girl does not rest on her laurels. Maybe her hands and knees. I never hear about her getting drunk or high at clubs, she doesn't selfie near as much as Lindsay or Miley. She is always working at something. She's more a member of Chuck E Cheese than Mensa, but she's not on welfare, in jail, rehab or getting married to the first chuckle head that asks. I don't think it's a crime to have a nice butt hole and be a bit vapid. Kim Kardashian needs more attention than her. Miley and her tongue. Kaley Kookoo getting married to the 3rd or 4th guy that has asked. When you compare her to the rest, she's not all that ridiculous. Sorry in advance.
Haha. Well it's always good to put a face, or breasts, to the person writing.
I know with my own breasts, that every second really does count.
Did we even ask for a card? I know I didn't. I completely forgot to send them one of mine. Now I feel bad.
Phewf. Now I can back to the couch and watch Springer. My day is back on track.
She was talking to her breasts.
Here I thought this was going to be about him snorting fat rails off of Demi and Miley's budding breasts. Weed at 17, 18, sex at 20. He's like the Bran Muffin of rock stars.
Could you pick a different picture. I saw one of him on the beach recently in his shorts. It would make it slightly easier to digest the statement about pure awe. Not much easier, like switching antacids.
Do you wake up and eat the heads off of small kittens for breakfast.
Oh really..so that's how it is. I get it. Sure. After everything I've done for you. After everything we shared. The Abbreva and Valtrex don't count.
The pics of her are beautiful, in some weird, tragic 70's sort of way. Like they where pics of someone that was here, but now is gone. I find them creepy but pretty. They look very natural. It's sexy to see freckles.
She is very anatomically correct.
I don't know what it is, I generally don't just dislike someone immediately, but there is something about her that annoys me. I don't like her and I can't say why.
Yes. Totally agree.
I have my pajama jeans onesie. It's got cheese puff powder on it. Stains. I'm sexy and I know it.
Yes. She talks a lot for one song.
Carpe diem adipem porcum.
Pretty sure Shakespeare didn't write anything about fat pigs.
Yess! You want grandchildren, you just want them to be above the idiocracy.
In my last life I was a rapper. I was ahead of my time.
What fucking soft light, threw the mother fucking window breaks. It isn't the east yo'. It's North West and my porn star'ho Kim ,the mother fucking sun. Yo.
Also..I thought the end of the world would involve Zombies. Not ex-Disney stars and Black Eyed Peas.
Anyone that names himself Will.I.Am and dresses like he won a shopping spree at the local mall, should be in a video with Ms. Tongue. Two annoying,over rated people deserve each other. Twerk away Turkeys. Thanksgiving is coming. One day you'll both fade away into obscurity and we can be annoyed by someone else. Also there is no way you can penetrate the impenetrable wall that is Sarah Taylor. Your hate will bounce off of her like a quarter falling on Courtney Stoddens Breasts.
Since when do you care about their faces?! All this time I thought it was intellect and rapier wit that gave you a stiffy. I think she just had the bangs for one night to cover up a huge zit she had on her forehead.
Yes..I think we are going to meet late at night. In the dark with nothing on but the soft glow of the monitor.
We should stop talking about this, Isaac is skeet,skeet,skeeting all over his monitor. What a mess.
Haha..say it like is.
Ha! Yes. Nice description.
Ha..that was pretty bad.
Don't hold back on your thoughts.
That was almost sweet. Do you have a fever?
Who is calling her racist? The mayor of who-ville. Nice hook with no fish at the end. Bah.
From far away, she looks like an attractive girl.
OH yessss. I have my Jergens and a washcloth right here. Where's yours.
Sarah's boobs want to hop out of her dress and bounce on over to the Jenner girl, who's dress is screaming for boobs.
Meaty. Descriptive. I imagine them all covered in gravy. With a side of mashed potatoes.
I wore my pajamas to the awards show. In my room. No one put me on any list..:(
In both of those pictures, she has the strangest expression. It's sort of a vapid,open mouth, empty look. Like she's stoned out of her tree and thinking about what snacks she's going to get at 7'11 later.
HA! This is hilarious. It doesn't make the song sound any better, but I'd rather watch these two any day. Ha. Good Morning to you Sarah!
I don't know why it did that twice. And I spelled Isaac wrong. The thought of it got me excited and mixed up.
I can't stand her tongue always sticking out. I would like to see her use it on Issacs bum though.
Eww? A slow day for witticism.
It means one day Sarah Taylor, your boss will read your work and suspend your bathroom privileges. No water breaks. Ground you to your desk to live out eternity, writing about Miley Cyrus's eyebrows. Bad Girl!
Are you insane.
I wouldn't know a tweet if it bit me on the ass.I don't even own a cell phone. However I did read the article and it really does infer that she replied to a tweet that called her a chubby bumpkin! Not trying to defend the woman, I have nothing personal vested in her or her marital woes. It's just too early to hate for me. I have to wait until I've had my coffee and everyone has had a chance to grate on me. By 3 or 4 I'll be pissed off at everyone. :)
Nice! What's the world coming to when there is nothing to do but make fun of someones really unfortunate pic. You could take a pic at that angle of any ones hooha and turn it into a camel show, a million yoga pant wearing women do it everyday. Heck, why don't you just skip the story and post the URL for cameltoe.com or something. Skip the spoon and story facade and eat this slop with a pointy fork. Go right for the meaty stuff.
It would look like Dean is the one who wanted to get in on the action. All Leanne did was laugh when someone called her a chubby country bumpkin. She never put it out there, she laughed at herself and then her very sensitive ex, who likes to twitter, weighed in on it. This is a story about nothing at all, the world will still spin and we can all go back to our Sunday morning.
She doesn't look like everyone eles. She doesn't look half as annoying as the Jenner Girls. She looks like she might actually have a personality and maybe some brains.
Over and over until what? Until she became conscious or awake?! ;)
I'm going to put on my trench coat. Go for a walk around the playground.
I feel like a dirty old man looking at this.
Sleestak..what is that. Do I want to know. Yes. Tell me. Please.
Um..I meant to say it looks like her skirt got stuck in her ginch. I got so excited about the toilet thing my fingers were excited.
It looks like her skirt got stuck in her in ginch after using the washroom.
Issac Apple Newton is right, I'm obsessed with toilets.
Dignity and grace. So far away from the bathroom self portrait.
I've never wished for anyone to fall off the earth, but I wouldn't mind if when she is out in space with Richard Branson that they accidentally float away into the universe. Find a new planet to take over.
I've been looking everywhere for you..like Sherry Nugil from Real Genius. Is your gravitational pull strong enough to handle the giant mass that is me. Flatten your apple into pie Issac Newton.
They are just rich, young kids. It's about as serious as a cold sore. They'll have been with a whack of different people. They'll both spawn mini-me's, get married and divorced, have bitter custody fights and get married again. Should just accept the fact we have to hear about it all for the next 20 years. By then I'll be sixty and more interested in ads for attends, depends and metamucil. By than maybe she'll be on Valtrex and that's Ok with me too. I'll be too busy spritzing in my polyester pants.
Didn't you mean toilet..
It's not fun unless you have to clean it up with towels afterwards.
You do that a lot.
At what price. We will never know that. It's none of my business. Sooooo many people have cheated and than married and moved on. He looks pretty happy to me, his hand is planted firmly on her back and HE is holding her..! Yeesh. It's official. I only come because I love the weird way Thelma and Louise write and the comments people make.
There are more creeper ads than posts. Wealthy People.org?Only if you are successful and attractive.I'd like to meet greasy, pustular douche bags, with no money or job!Where is brokeass fugly people.org when you need it.
This just in! Kids at movie premier making weird poses. Teenagers are odd in general. Anyone want some of my dip, it goes good with any chips you may have on your shoulder.
Ha! Actually I never said anything bad about her at all. I don't recall where I ever typed that she looked like crap. I think I said yawn. Indicating, boring story. Melissa Joan Hart, who cares. Yawn. Snore. My Grama looks great too, lets write a story about her. Hilarious! So sweet of you to tell Melissa not to worry. Somewhere, Melissa is not reading this,but you totally made her day with your positive,upbeat,comments!
I'm going to find some dip for the chips on my shoulders.
So does my grama.
One's definition of news could be argued..;)
Why bother with the entire article. Young Miley, bleached her eyebrows and sticks out her tongue again. Woot Woot. Immediately stop the presses and alert everyone.
Me too, only it was in the back of my pants.
Yay! Something actually interesting that wasn't mean. That was a good article Emily. Perez Hilton is somewhere, pleased as punch.
She's old enough to do what she wants. Her nips are lovely, she's a lovely girl. Brook Shields was young and now she sells lazy boy recliners and skin cream. Who the heck knows what Kendell will grow up to be, but we know she will be rich and what the f.. Who the F.cares about this garbage. This isn't even news, this isn't gossip, it's just plain out ragging on people for being beautiful, rich and famous. Is it really your mode of operandi to write like this?? I reallllly want to know Sarah if this is what the point is. What is the purpose of this kind of writing??
Awww..I think I'm going to throw up rainbows and unicorns. So sweet I think I might choke on the handful of lovehearts I just swallowed at once. This is regurgitation from Ellen. Whooopity dooo.
Haha! Hilariously Bad.
Sarah Taylor,here's the thing.
"You in danger girl" Danger of what ?
" really be attributed to is the cigarettes, and maybe if she's a coffee drinker. "
Uhm..why would it affect only one tooth? "We're not here to slam Lindsay for her vices or her habits," but then you say,
"except for the cigarettes"
What the hell.
Article should read, " Lindsay Lohan, walking with headphones. Her tooth looks strange, otherwise, nothing to see here people. Carry on."
All the plastic.Women that do that are clearly thinking about the environment, the carbon foot prints they are leaving behind. Very thoughtful of them to go green. When we are done staring at them, we can recycle them like a bag of diet coke bottles.
I don't think it's Sarah Taylor herself. I'm fairly certain they are being told what and how to write about. They really have to make stuff from nothing. I think they write exactly how they are suppose to write. Sarah and Emily seem to write the same way. Long sentences punctuated with questions that make us feel like we are gossiping with a teenage girl. Who ever came up with this sight seems to want to engage us in some sort of bitch-fest conversation. It works two some degree. See what I did there.
I don't get it. Three whole sentences about a Kardashians Hair.Is this news or gossip..Their hair color can come and go, just like their husbands.
What is this..news? Gossip? WTF. Who cares about his beard. What?!
I have this image in my mind of Sarah Taylor, licking her fingertips after having shredded and eaten Miranda Kerr into pieces. Her hair wild, her face covered in hot model sauce. A giant serial killer grin on her face!
All eye rolling aside, here is a picture of Kylie Jenner with her eyes closed. That's it. That is the whole story. It must be quiet where you are Sarah Taylor!
No one said anything about the cut off t-shirt thing. Above the ass.
Missing. Small dog. Last seen in the area of..
Insert muffled woof.
Only in the US can a woman/child make money off of being molested,married and divorced before the ripe old age of 20. She will be forever young, plasticated and rich, while the rest of us, prune up and apply for our pensions. Our vagina flaps, tapping out a tempo on the way to the line.
Her butt looks kind of marbled. I'd have to say maybe she should switch from the pencil skirt to the jumbo crayon box, mom pants.
Uhm..I don't think she's reading your yell. In fact she is not reading or listening to any of this. Your advice and opinions are merely a fart in the internet wind.
I'm sorry Sarah ! In advance.Good Chuck? Argh.
Her hair was soft, her skin flawless. Her waist, cinched tighter than a bag of kittens being thrown into the river.
To make a short story shorter,they have sex and talk about having kids. Newsflash!
Unless she's smoking Ray Bans, I'd say she's got sunglasses.
Ew! I wondered what Dookie ment. I looked at pic 8. Nasty business. Blow job mouth, divorced, poopie pants. She'll be fine, like the rest of us. Minus the brown, bikini bottom.
She's a teenage girl with her new phone. Breaking news. This just in.
She looks normal.
I think she's a tragedy waiting to happen.
Even the funny, popular girls lose their marbles to balls that promise forever. No one is safe from the stupidity of love.
Still people coming to read it. Something is working. Or something is not working, yet people find the vitriol compelling. Either way it's your shtick, so keep on shtick-ing to it. See what I did there..
Maybe she meant Bi-sexual! See, I solved every ones problem. It is news worthy now, and both sides can equally be offended, or turned on, whichever you like! Ahhh..that was my first thing to do on my list today. Resolve conflict while taking first sip of coffee. Now if I could just show my boobs to Observer. It's the second thing on my list.
Evil. I really do only come here to read the evil, horrible writing.
Maybe they. her eyes, drove her crazy, her whole life. She can do whatever the hell she wants.
How come when I complain about the writing I get skewered from other readers. And the writers. No fair! Unjust!
That mouth thing has got to be uncomfortable. At least Marilyn Manson had the creepy music to go with the creepy persona. It makes no sense to me to portray something as simple as pop music as something dark, creepy and deep. I'm glad I'm old and don't have to buy this crap. Glad my teenagers don't listen to it either. In her campaign to be relevant she's made herself the opposite.
Blah Blah.If no one knew her, she'd be just be your average hot chick, looking for attention. Who knows anymore how old anyone is. There are a lot of parents out there with teenage girls posting worse on their facebook page. Better to focus on what's going on in your own house instead of the Krapdashians kids. Unless your kids can somehow make you money....hmm.
I have not seen someone drink from a Malibu bottle since high school. I'm not saying anything else. Nothing. I'm going to pretend I'm one of the Go-Go's and seal my lips. Sit on my hands. Sarah has to come up with something from nothing and she does that well. Actually, she seems far more intriguing than Miley.
This is a lovely article Sarah Taylor.
Oh..that's not a hat, it's her umbrella.
Ya, I should start commenting the actual information in the article I guess. Let's see, I think Lady Gaga is stunning today, but not yesterday. Her hat. Love it, love it!
Geez. You say she's a straight up fool and then she's gorgeous. You say LOVE IT and in the same breath LEAVE IT. Apologize because she's gorgeous. Gack. I have no other comment for this article. Don't want to bully the writers.Writer. Person getting paid to write article.
It's ok if they write crappy articles. Did you know we don't have to come here and read it? I didn't know that. Thank goodness one of the writers told me.
"You so hot girl". Is that your street cred voice. WTF. General attraction discomfort. Should say general article discomfort. Side effects include being grateful for coffee and the real morning news. Amanda Bynes. Shakes head incredulously.
Whewf! And here all along I thought I was being forced. Probed with virtual pokers to come and make useless comments. What a relief to know.
She's not that bright for wanting a baby? You're a jerk.
Emily should go away for a bit.
Geez, stop trying to figure out what the two most irrelevant people on the earth talk about and write a real article already.
"I think everyone's really written my life for me in the last five years -- so skewed/ skewed version of it."
So that's the comment that Leann Rimes made. Uses the word skewed.
The title of this deep article is, "Skewed priorities". Sooo, Sarah or Emily decided to use this as the word of the day I guess.Skewed. Like the boneheads that write this crap. I think I only come here just to read the bad writing. I'm sure there is something else I could do with my time, but until I find it, I'll just keep skewing the screw heads on this sight.
No one has to edit my shit, site or shite because I'm not getting paid to write, right or rite.
Just for funzies, let's talk about how stupid the writing is on this sight. Right? But man, who edits the shit on here. Transform it from BOOM to BLECH.
I had three kids and can honestly say I never once came home and checked out my vag. I was too tired and sore and worried about the new life I had in my hands. Worried about whether or not my husband had enough groceries at home, blah, blah. Only Kim Kardashian could say something so ridiculously vain. Only Sarah Taylor could write something so ridiculously idiotic, like,"even if you're the most straight-laced, uptight person in the whole entire world, you likely did it, too" and this gem,"that most of us have already done one or more times in our life." Ha!
I don't understand the depth of thought Lady Gaga wants her fans to have.She sings pop music. It's like saying Bananarama or Abba, is dark and fascinating, even complex. Shouldn't she produce music that sounds like who she is trying to portray? Not to say that uh, Lady Gaga fans aren't complex and dark, but it just doesn't add up to me. Pop music is art, sure, I stole this line from Wiki, clearly I don't have a lot to do this morning.."pop music" may be used to describe a distinct genre, aimed at a youth market, often characterized as a softer alternative to rock and roll."Are her little monsters 11 or 12 ? I have 2 teenagers they think she's awful. My 11 year old told me she'd rather listen to old Marilyn Manson than her. I don't understand the audience that she has or that is trying to reach. She seems like she's trying to make pop music, something deeper and it's not. She thinks she's driving a Porsche when she's driving a bright yellow Volkswagen beetle.
"But yeah, this is Emily writing everybody. Take a good, hard, long look. So you can see the writing, of course, but also so that Emily Trainham won't have tried this hard for nothing."
The only thing stunning here, is that this crap was deemed worthy of writing about.
Haha,HappyGoLucky meant Sarah Taylor must have got her films mixed up because Christian was ripped and muscular in AP, not hungry and serial killer looking. She must have seen a different movie than the rest of us. It wasn't a literal thing, but she is literally a bonehead. Not many serial killers look hungry. Heck, not even Jeffrey Dahmer looked hungry, and he ate people. Sometimes a girl just has to make s**t up to make a paragraph. I've also never heard anyone other then the Count on the Muppets, use the words 'a la' in a sentence.
If LeAnn Rimes is one of the worst people living, we should all be f'n glad to be alive. Sarah Taylor, CNN called. You didn't get the job.
OH MY GOD..he looks just like Jake Gyllenhaal. Stop the presses. This is mind shattering news.
What was she suppose to do, stand up and walk out? Shake her fists and give a speech? Geez. The headline should read, "Emily isn't writing anything interesting or important or funny."
Yes..there are worse things than Johnny Depps hair.Like this invaluable article that shines light on, well, nothing relevant whatsoever.
Traumatizing like reading the two boobs who write on this web sight.
Ahhh..another day, another pointless article by Sarah Taylor.
An ass is an ass, is an ass. It's basic function is padding for your anus. It's the exit with which plops forth, well, you know. It's just an ass. Line em'all up. After a bunch of them, you'll see it's all just ass.
Her rant made more sense then anything Emily could write.
Haha..sorry. Didn't realize you had a crush on Sarah Taylor. We'll all be sure to say nice things. Might be hard though, since we're all bitchy bad people.
There are no minds to expand if you're talking about the writers on this web site.
She looks a heck of alot better then when I go to the grocery store. WTF. Calling her smelly and dirty. What is wrong with this web sight and the horrible woman that wrote this lame article.
No words could possibly express my amusement. Grab a random picture Sarah and give us your bonehead opinion. Another hard day at work.
Um..the only one that noticed her shoulder blades and made them creepy, was Sarah Taylor. Only she could put the words, creepy creeper together in an adult sentence. So nice to get your stupid opinion though. What's your point. There is none. It's not even news worthy. No one commenting because there is nothing to comment on. It's a picture of a mermaid. Tool.
The only one keeping her alive is Emily. There are a million moms with tattoos that say Mom. A million moms post their tattoo pics on Facebook, making this news is a celebration of the worlds greatest job. Writing nothing about nothing and getting paid. Emily, giving parenting advice. Moms, don't get tattoos.. Shake you head and write about something relevant.
Sarah Taylor, you're a moron. You blast women for showing skin and looking slutty,then blast a a magazine for not showing a big women with cleavage and body revealing clothes. Nothing good to say about you, other then the moron thing.
I guess she decided that her kid would eventually know Mom was in a porn, so she gave up faking it. She can't live without the attention. We should all accept that we will have to put up with her naked selfies for the rest of her life. Or until she figures out on her own that she's pretty. She won't need the attention anymore. I would suppose it's a pretty powerful addiction. Anyways. Who the frig cares about her ass..only these investigative reporter rejects and her boyfriend. No one talks about Kayne's ass..hmm?
How can you tell she is a freak..curious minds want to know.
Hilarious that the only chick Sarah Taylor seems to like is overweight. "Preach it Sister " What a moron.
"Lindsay's doing a whole, whole lot better,"
This hurts to read.
Um..clearly Sarah doesn't wear stretchy yoga, work out pants, or she'd know they are all pretty see thru. Did she ever read about the Luluemon pants that got recalled. Did she know that most women wear sizes too small and they become sheer, the tighter they are pulled. What a bonehead article. Sarah, I think you need to try some stretchy pants on and pull them way up to your chin. That way, not only do you sound dumb, but you will also look dumb. The only statement I see in this picture, is a Mom, going to the gym.
Emily, could you call her stupid one more time? Just so we get the idea?Jeez. The girl did porn. So what. You write about every single thing she does. She's making more money then you. She may seem dumb but she's busting her ass, ha..literally, to support her kid. Who cares. Write about something interesting already and stop calling people down. It makes you look like an idiot.
Dumber then dumb. The thing is we still read it. Why do you think that is.
Yay for Sarah Taylor! Another run on sentence, made to look like a paragraph. Kendall is pretty, she models. Brook Shields was young and naked once. Now she sells Lazy Boy furniture and makes more in one day then you in a year. Who the f cares about your acidic opinions. Certainly not your editor, because har har har..you're a complete wrecking ball in the English department.
Is she in an outhouse??
If you look at her glasses, there isn't even anything on the TV screen.
It's the least relevant of any gossip site I have seen. Like gossip is really relevant anyway, but I don't know how it keeps going. If TMZ hadn't linked it I wouldn't have known it existed. Never even heard of it and now I know why.
No..we only want to judge you, Sarah Taylor, for your really icky, squicky use of the English language. When this fishy website folds because no one wants to read the idiot stories, you can get a job writing for Porno mags. They often get 'Squicky'.
She appears to be pretending to watch TV, while taking pictures of herself. Emily appears to be pretending that she is a writer.I myself am pretending I have nothing better to do.
Well Sarah Taylor would know all about funny. She's hilariously bad at writing and her opinions are laughable. I forgot to watch late night with Sarah the other day. Ohhh...that's right! She doesn't have a show. Just a writing about irrelevant crap for a web sight that has the word fish in it.
What a long sentence in the first paragraph. Sarah went to school with Emily. Why are we making this couple "icky". I didn't see anything about that article that would lead me to believe anything this idiot Sarah or her cohort says. Like always the media has decided to make this long time couple gross. Media creates the impression then milks it dry until your sucking on empty teets.
Sarah is using bigger words and forming better sentence structure. Too bad she's still ugly with her intended, useless messages.
Gak! She's all red and sweaty. Maybe then took a trip down E street before they went out.
A lot of 16 year old girls think like that. More girls like her then like Miley. It's the media that churns out what they think everyone wants to see or talk about. It's pretty boring to hear a 16 year talk about how different she is from the pretty, party girls. What a waste of an article.
She's gorgeous and sad. I feel sad for her. She is a beautiful girl and she doesn't even know it. I find her to be some sort of freaky sign of the times. She's so young. In some strange, voyeuristic relationship with a creepy old man. She's a Cronenberg movie. The rest of her life seems doomed for some sort of tragedy. A beautiful girl turned into a freakshow. Maybe a Burroughs novel. She'll eventually turn into some weird doll that lives only to fulfill mans lust for visual stimulation. No voice or thoughts, just blonde, breasts and a killer naked bod.
"Pssh..Get the hell out." ???A quick unrelated ending to tidy up the useless information she'd just wrote. It just doesn't fit.Is this a real person writing? I think I only come now to read Sarah Taylor. Sarah do you brush your teeth in the morning, thinking about the hard day ahead of you? Getting paid to be glib and destroy the English language. Are you eating a Wendy's salad, listening to Radiohead on your Ipod while you surf the net for shit. I want your job.
Ha. It actually makes the writer a tool for not even knowing what they are writing about. Love it when someone calls someone a moron without knowing the facts. Good investigative journalism. Oh wait..this isn't journalism, it's fish wrapping.
Your mental health is not a direct result of your environment. There are plenty of people in shitty places who aren't depressed. It's a whole bunch of things. Genetics. Upbringing. Social Status. Parenting. The choices you make. No pill will cure you of a shitty disposition. Did you think that taking the medication would change the environment that you are in ??? You need to stop blaming and taking control of your life because there is no medication that does that.
I don't write what I don't' know about. I have three kids and work in mental health. Not sure where you googled the 15 percent thing but good on you for mad, googling skills. I myself have ADHD as does one on my daughters. I was on dexedrine for two years and her for three until I stopped them. They did what they were suppose to do, but had side effects that eventually were daunting. I certainly didn't do what I was told to do by anyone. Not sure what junk food has to do with the issue, I suppose in terms of general health. I can't remember ever sitting around eating cheeseballs and thinking of ways to drug my kids into submission. I think my point was to not call people shitty, or ignorant. To not judge others harshly without having walked a mile in their shoes. You know..take the high road. It's somewhere on life's map. I guess it's easier to drive around it and give the person your passing the finger.
Skin and bones. It's perfect. She really needs a pork chop or two. Tattooed to her ass.
She's giving birth to a blue ball.
Oh geez. This will end badly. Or shortly. What are the odds.
Parents aren't shitty for putting their kids on meds. They do it because they want to help. It's proven that adderall, dexedrine, etc have a calming effect on someone with ADD, ADHD. It's a fact. Why would you call parents shitty. Horrible. Her rant has some validity to be sure. It's all just talk until she has kids of her own. She's just an angry observer. Parents that have there children on meds are not horrible monsters.
You shouldn't stand up on a stage in front of people if you can't handle what the people could throw at you. Not to say she deserved it but if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen. Though it appears that she needs to spend more time in the kitchen. Eating.
Lil' trout pouts in training. .
Ya..she is awful.
You concluded that she did drugs. You made that conclusion for all to see, based on your own experience ? Having watched her do the drugs?
I concluded, based on your "corny" cow expression that you must have been doing drugs to write such a blatant accusation about someone you don't even know.
Same diff, different view.
If this ruins your day, you need therapy. Where do they get these writers?? Who uses internet slang/abbreviations to write an article.BFF. Is she a teenager, texting this ridiculous garbage?
She is doomed to write articles for Womans Weekly on how to control those embarrassing involuntary BM's. She can still use abbreviations!
Waiting for the cows to come home.I think Jane, we need to talk about your own drug use.
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g156/candycoloredclown/...Someone photoshopped her boobs right out of the picture.
Too bad you couldn't touch Mr.Poop. All your dreams fulfilled!
This Sarah Taylor person is a horrible writer. She made the first sentence an entire paragraph.
It's not as pretty though.
If I was a dude, I'd be jerking off to internet porn. Too busy man handling my penis to post comments.
They are all the same person ? Really ? Schizophrenic internet poster with too much time on their hands.
Ohh, I tried Jiffy games with bowser all right.It was all fun and 'gasms until I got this weird bladder infection. Made me pee on trees. My leg shook a lot too.
Swallow. Then spit it back out onto your quivering sphincter. Lap it up again. How did you know ??
Ha! Here I am crying my eyes out and you guys are going on about P&B and natural stank. Jeez! I did not know that the Grinch could type.
I don't understand the freaking big deal. Clearly they have time and a marriage on their side. They have been together since they were kids. Who the F are we to call him a douche bag or a cheater. We don't have any bloody proof. Only some pictures and a bunch of BS from a fame whore. She (fame whore) looks creepy in those pictures. Like a clingy, obsessed groupie, draped over him. It's like people want him to be a cheater. We just build these people up, chew them up and spit them out.
I'm so beautiful when I'm sad. Look everyone. My life sucks just like yours. My rich husband is just as selfishly stupid and ungrateful as me. We like to pretend that we're skids, smoking crack. We have to wake up in Egyptian cotton sheets all fresh and clean from a long night of slumming. Camera alert! Oh wait, let me check to see if my ombre hair is falling across my one, dumb, brown eye. I'm so beautiful when I'm sad, aren't I ??
Cougar town meets the taxidermist.
Cougartown meets the taxidermist.