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JB
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JB
Well, This Doesn't Look Good
9 days ago

It was a celebrity kickball tournament. Calm down. Why do you have to always make everything so obnoxiously hyped-up and over dramatic? Oh yeah, because nothing you write is of substance.

Let me sum up this article in one sentence: "The Jenner sisters posed for a picture while at a celebrity kickball tournament."

OH MY GOSH, THE DRAAAAAMA!!

JB
Things Just Got Real Weird Even by Kardashian Standards
9 days ago

His dad (Bruce) married her mom (Kim). That makes him her step brother.

JB
Kim Kardashian's Ass Just Now Beat the Snot Out of Any Other Ass Ever, Amen
27 days ago

Kim,

If you're reading this (and you probably are) please...knock it off with the gross injections. This fake grandma lumpy watermelon soggy-diaper ass is DISGUSTING and in no way cute or sexy. You've taken a good thing and made it an absolute monstrosity. Your body was great when it was natural but now it just looks awful. Nobody, and I really mean this, NOBODY thinks your butt is natural so every time you lie about it, you just make yourself look even more desperate and pathetic. Just stop.

JB
Lady Gaga's Ego Just Reached The Most Ridiculous Heights
38 days ago

This is BY FAR theeee best comment on this crap-laden website ever! You should get an award for this. I'm sure that coward Emily, who like totally thinks she a good writer, has nothing to say back to this.

You just slayed her with your words and now she has nothing left to do but sit back and marvel at how cleanly the blade went it.

Damn, Emily. Ouch much?

JB
Stars Without Makeup: Tila Tequila's Totally Got This
63 days ago

" this is Tila, totally natural."

...Ummmm what about those horrendous colored contacts?

JB
We Could Say Khloe Kardashian is Classy, But Then We'd Be Lying
63 days ago

Internet high-5 for grammar appreciation.

JB
Will Smith and Jada Pinkett: DO BETTER
84 days ago

Half naked = half of your body is naked. See photo. Dude is half naked.

JB
Anything to Stay in the News, Right, LeAnn Rimes?
92 days ago

If she's pathetic, then you're even MORE PATHETIC for taking the time to write this, right, Sarah Taylor?

JB
Quotables: Nick Cannon Really is a Moron of Epic Proportion
118 days ago

Exactly. And Mariah Carey isn't exactly "on the rise."

JB
Kim Kardashian is Just Vapid Enough to Coin the Term "Selephie"
120 days ago

Yes she did. He saw her cry before they got married when she was going through the box of all her dad's old clothes.

JB
Kylie Jenner Needs A Break, Bless Her Heart
131 days ago

Emily, where's Punky?

JB
Put It Away Already, Kylie
132 days ago

@Emily Trainham YESS!!! Please do it!! Hahahahah!! Let's see if anyone notices :D

JB
Put It Away Already, Kylie
133 days ago

...which I obviously realize is young Kylie, not Punky Brewster.

JB
Put It Away Already, Kylie
133 days ago

EVERY article about Kylie Jenner has that stupid Punky Brewster pigtail picture at the end. Can you guys stop with that?

JB
Just When You Thought Lady Gaga Couldn't Get Any More Disgusting ...
135 days ago

Another pointless article to fill space on this website. Grasping at straws once again.

YAWN.

JB
Madonna Needs Attention (And A Solid Dose of Reality)
175 days ago

Notice that in virtually EVERY picture of Madonna...she's wearing gloves. Plastic surgery can slow down the aging of your face (or make it worse) but nothing can hide the age of her hands--and she knows it.

JB
This Could Very Well Be the Most Offensive Selfie of All Time
176 days ago

Kendra,

"Most of my posts?" Umm...you mean all TWO of them? Hahah! Get a life, lame-o!

JB
This Could Very Well Be the Most Offensive Selfie of All Time
179 days ago

A woman's beauty is not for the whole world to see. She doesn't need to be displayed at all times for everyone.

If I had two pieces of candy, 1 wrapped and 1 unwrapped and I dropped both of them on the street--then offered you one, which would you choose? Obviously the one that's wrapped because what's under it is preserved.

Same thing with women. The classy ones keep it covered.

JB
This Could Very Well Be the Most Offensive Selfie of All Time
179 days ago

FIRRRRRRRST of all, that's not a burqa. Get your facts straight, Emily. A burqa is light blue and covers the entire face. Tila is wearing black fabric wrapped around her. So?

Burqa: http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01428/Burqa_1...

2nd of all, the caption is actually lyrics from an MIA song called "Bad Girls" in which she wears similar fabric on her face.

THIS WEBSITE IS A JOKE AND EMILY YOU ARE A TOTAL NIT-WIT!!! HOW DO YOU EVEN CONSIDER THIS JOURNALISM?? IT'S LIKE AN INSECURE 16-YEAR OLD GIRL WRITING HER ANGST IN HER DIARY! GET A LIFE!!!

JB
It Takes a Village (Sans Idiots) to Raise a Child
181 days ago

I know Facebook has a "like" button, but for your post, I wish there was a "Standing Ovation" button. You are spot-on and I completely agree with you.

JB
Kaley Cuoco's Sad Wedding: Now in Video!
204 days ago

I totally agree! There was nothing sad about the whole video--looked like she was having fun the whole time!!