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fishwrappermydarling
The Queen of 'Relevance' Speaketh
6 days ago

Well said.

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Just This Once, No Hate
9 days ago

...she IS putting her baby at risk. All morbidly obese pregnant women are. It's one thing to say "yeah, I'm fat, but I'm eating well and exercising during my pregnancy" and a completely different, wrong thing to pretend that she's already the epitome of health and nothing could possibly go wrong.

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A Cultural Titan Passes, and Twitter Responds
10 days ago

How the absolute hell have you never heard of Prince?

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Is Katy Perry's Face Doing Something Weird? (We're Thinking Yes)
13 days ago

She looks like Paula Deen, ugh.

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You Do You, Girl -- That Should Be Good Enough for Anybody
52 days ago

THANK YOU. I couldn't agree any more.

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Padma Lakshmi: Living Life to Its Fullest -- We Could All Learn from Her
53 days ago

You have no fucking clue what polyamory is, do you?

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Ready Your Nails: The King Kylie Collection Is Coming to Town
76 days ago

She has to be a tiny bit smarter than her sisters, for not going with the King Kylie Kollection.

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Oh Snap Snap Snap and Snap Again and Then Get OVER It
79 days ago

"However? When Eminem was doing this very thing about Britney and Christina and God-knows-who else back in the '90s and early 2000s, and why?"

That makes no fucking sense, grammatically speaking.

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Beyonce Ruined Last Night's Super Bowl Halftime Show ... And Maybe Even 2016
83 days ago

I love it when white people get offended by any hint of racism from black people. Like, bro: so long as we have a history of slavery, segregation, and killing their kids, we should shut the fuck up.

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Beyonce Ruined Last Night's Super Bowl Halftime Show ... And Maybe Even 2016
83 days ago

I'm all for equality, but if you don't think black people have slightly more reason to be a little bit racist than white people (what with all the slavery, segregation, and cops-killing-their-kids), you're kinda dumb.

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Beyonce Ruined Last Night's Super Bowl Halftime Show ... And Maybe Even 2016
83 days ago

Oh my god, shut the fuck up. No one gives a shit about your kid, and no one wants you hear your pseudo-racist whinging.

fishwrappermydarling
Please, Just This Once, No More Drama
122 days ago

Yes, a dude who wants to protect his child is a fucking awful person.

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50 Cent Has the Grossest Standards for What Separates "Women" from "Girls"
138 days ago

One would think you would be okay with booty-licking, from all of it you do for the Kardashians and Courtney Stodden.

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Is It Really That Hard to Just Not Be Terrible?
148 days ago

...but if Courtney Stodden did this, it would be ADORABLE.

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Not Pregnant -- Not Fat, Either
163 days ago

Like creating and spreading rumors about how any other celebrity is pregnant and tagging the posts "bump watch"? Like this site does constantly? Like this site is currently doing with LeAnn Rimes? That kind of bodyshaming?

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Who is This Woman? Where is Sharon Osbourne?
175 days ago

So, ripping punchlines from Tumblr posts now. That's pretty sad, dude.

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Courtney Stodden Rocking GORGEOUS Heels ... And Nothing Else
178 days ago

Oh, I absolutely knew that it was a joke. Just probably not the one you were going for.

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Courtney Stodden Rocking GORGEOUS Heels ... And Nothing Else
178 days ago

The funniest part of this post is the editor's note. If you have an editor, they are the shittiest editor alive.

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James Bond is a Manly Man's Man For Men
222 days ago

Probably the only thing stopping Freema Agyeman from getting the role is that she's a godawful actress who could never fucking carry it.

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Is it Disappointing in Here, or Is it Just Lena Dunham?
291 days ago

We're disapointed in her because she didn't like her body for five seconds, but NOT because she's an incestuous pedophile?

fishwrappermydarling
Don't Worry, Brandy, We'll Always Love You
291 days ago

Could you just, like... not decide how her name was spelled, so instead of googling it you spelled it two different ways and said fuck it?

fishwrappermydarling
Quotables: Tess Holliday is the Hero We Need
345 days ago

It really saddens me to say this, because this site used to be amusing, but this bullshit is intolerable now. Heralding a woman this obviously unhealthy as a hero is fucking ridiculous. I know you don't give a shit, but you've lost a reader who's been around since the Evil Beet days.

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Isn't Change Such a Beautiful Thing?
346 days ago

Yes, let's applaud someone who is unhealthily, morbidly obese.

I'm fat, too, like, her size. And I know I'm unhealthy. And trying to make people as fat as us think that we're perfect just the way we are? Is complete bullshit. We're unhealthy at the very least. Trying to make it acceptable is disgusting. Every time someone reassures me that I'm totally not fat and shouldn't say that about myself I want to punch them in the throat.

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Oh, Look Who's a Hypocrite!
416 days ago

I concur!

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Kim Kardashian: Through the Years
418 days ago

She still looks way damn better than you ever will.

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Love It or Leave It: Anything But That Blonde (Except This)
421 days ago

...she's not wearing a bra.

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Kid Rock Can't Get Any More Disgusting Than This
423 days ago

Dudes, the point isn't that he killed them, it's that he shot them repeatedly and non-fatally for funsies.

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Quotables: Yes, Lena Dunham, Just Continue to Be Wonderful
479 days ago

To be clear, by "nonsense", you mean "backlash over admitting to child molesting", right?

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Religious Bigotry is Killing Our Children
481 days ago

I don't think they know what "unconditionally" means.

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Touché, Sarah Palin -- Touché (Your Move, PETA)
481 days ago

Yeah, and that was a stupid thing to come out of his mouth, too.

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Touché, Sarah Palin -- Touché (Your Move, PETA)
482 days ago

Yes. How intelligent. "Wee-wee'd up" is MENSA's slogan.

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Let's Get Over the Farting Schtick, Whoopi
507 days ago

Yay, Doctor Who reference!

fishwrappermydarling
Through It All, Lena Dunham Remains SO GREAT
508 days ago

What's reprehensible is your constant fawning over a woman who has admitted to being a child molester.

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Miley Cyrus Continues Her Trashy Selfie Parade
556 days ago

It's not the skirt, it's your fame. Starfuckers and gold diggers will always be lining up to fuck you, Miley.

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Oh No You Did NOT, Jessa Duggar!
582 days ago

...the "baby" can't choose anything, it's not even a baby, it's a fetus, and it can't comprehend the difference between having and not having life, let alone the concept of home.

The really fucked up thing is that I'm actually pro-life, but I can't stand the ignorance and moronic shit that comes spewing forth from my peers.

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Nicki Minaj Has a Rather Magical Ass
736 days ago

Wow, she can do something that every stripper in America can do, wow.

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Farrah Abraham is Forever Dumb
933 days ago

You actually do have to have a license to get married.

fishwrappermydarling
And Here You Have a Prime Candidate for Forced Sterilization
934 days ago

...our government was forcibly sterilizing people recently? Really?

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Tila Tequila: Sweet, But Not So Smart Maybe
951 days ago

Emily, you are the best person ever.

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Aww, Who Could Hate This Precious Face?
991 days ago

She's a writer? Really? Because "I bandied a variety of responses, from" followed by one example is some piss-poor writing. And be as bitchy as you want about GP, but shut the fuck up about her kids, you know?

fishwrappermydarling
If You Didn't Already Love Tom Hiddleston, You Do Now!
992 days ago

I adore Tom Hiddleston AND Christina Hendricks' breasts, so this was a win all around.

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Love It or Leave It: This Super-Skinny Snooki Thing is Freaking Everybody Out
1007 days ago

She's one of those rare people that you can look at and see the way she looks now and also the way she'll look when she's eighty-five.

fishwrappermydarling
Courteney Cox Has Been Digging Through Meg Ryan's Old Face Parts Again
1026 days ago

She looks like the lady that had all the plastic surgery so she'd look like a cat.

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Quotables: Johnny Depp is "Mesmerized" by Honey Boo Boo, Just Like All the Rest of Us
1029 days ago

Mmm, sketti.

I actually almost threw up when I saw them all eat that fucking spaghetti "sauce", ugh.

fishwrappermydarling
Amanda Bynes Just Can't Make Up Her Silly Little Mind About Drake
1037 days ago

Zydrate comes in a little glass vial, Amanda, remember.

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Even MORE Details About the Spawn of Kimye: She's Cute and Nameless!
1045 days ago

Oh holy fuck they actually named it North West.

fishwrappermydarling
James Franco May Have Bit the Hand That Feeds Him, But His Bite Was Spot-On
1046 days ago

Actually, general consensus is that that Spider-Man trilogy sucked. The acting was horrible overall. And the new version isn't necessarily a reboot, it's based on a different branch of the comics. Andrew Garfield did a much better job than Tobey Macguire could have ever dreamed of.

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Even MORE Details About the Spawn of Kimye: She's Cute and Nameless!
1048 days ago

Five bucks says they name her Bluer Ivy.

fishwrappermydarling
Amanda Bynes Went Way Too Far This Time (Again)
1066 days ago

Huh. What a cunt.

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Farrah Abraham Went and Reached Astronomical Levels of Annoying Yesterday
1069 days ago

That video wasn't even remotely fap-worthy. Ugh.

fishwrappermydarling
You Should Probably Just Shut Up, Roman Polanski
1069 days ago

Someone married that rapist? WHY.

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This is Definitely How You Do Pregnancy, Kim Kardashian
1069 days ago

I do love it when people call this fake. People said Beyonce's was fake because she'd go from looking eight months pregnant to a completely flat stomach to looking six months pregnant in, like, one day. Kim here, on the other hand, has got some nasty swelling in her ankles and feet, and she looks completely miserable. Not fake, y'all.

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Quotables: Amanda Bynes Says an Officer of the Law Slapped Her Vagina
1071 days ago

I mean, come on, who hasn't been slapped in the vagina by a cop?