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Quotables: Oh Dear -- Katy Perry Just Said the Wrong Thing
7 hours ago

She has ass on the mind.

bob
Kris Jenner Hit the Nail on the Head This Time
12 hours ago

It's one of only two things she knows how to to. The other produces sex tapes and neglected babies.

bob
We're Over It, Miley -- We Just Don't Care Anymore, OK?
18 hours ago

She should probably schedule a jazz standards album with Mr. Bennett sometime in the near future.

bob
But Will You Love Lady Gaga Again If She Does Jazz?!
19 hours ago

When you finally cut the jazz standards album, playing state fairs and bumping into Loverboy and Alan Jackson back stage can't be too far off.

On the upside, Tony Bennett, continues to make the most out of being the conduit for former big things transitioning into waning career status.

If it was anyone else, I'd say she was trying to channel Dianna Ross in the picture, but since Gaga actually does have a fairly solid musical background, I'll say she's going for Cleo Laine in her prime.

bob
Never Before Has a 13-Year-Old Needed Such a Reality Check
1 day ago

I long for the days when nobody paid much attention to what 13 year olds have to say about anything - except maybe other 13 year olds.

Do your homework and clean your room.

bob
Quotables: Lily Allen's Full of Crap (Literally)
3 days ago

This -eezus fad is so stupid.

bob
Quotables: The Duggar Clique Couldn't Stay Likable for Too Long, Huh?
3 days ago

Yes, I was wrong. I'm not the most observant of Catholics and haven't sweated the details since grade school, to be honest.

I think the point is that we're talking about beliefs and faith, which by definition, is a belief not based on proof. Despite reference materials oftentimes offered up as "proof" (the various Bibles, the Quran, etc), they are, at best, retellings of observations made by others many, many years ago. The degree to which one has "faith" that they represent the words and thinking of God or whatever deity they're ascribed to varies by the sect one belongs to and the degree to which one accepts the teachings of that sect as absolute.

So it's all pretty much subjective and personal. Arguing about it or taking offense at one person's words regarding it is kind of pointless.

bob
Quotables: The Duggar Clique Couldn't Stay Likable for Too Long, Huh?
4 days ago

She's referred to as the "Virgin Mary". The "Immaculate Conception" refers to the belief that she was impregnated by God the Father and that she never had intercourse. It's not a reference to her state of having sinned or not.

bob
Stars Without Makeup: Gwyneth Paltrow's Face Isn't Fair
4 days ago

One must wear a cowboy hat when one is with the horses. A fashionable yet practical straw lid let's the head breathe and keeps the bountiful and always active brain matter from overheating. It also makes the straw-like hair look less like straw in comparison.

bob
Quotables: The Duggar Clique Couldn't Stay Likable for Too Long, Huh?
4 days ago

When they're pumping out 19 kids per couple or whatever I doubt they have much time to take action (whatever that might be, aside from annoying their friends) on their beliefs. On the other hand I know a couple of Catholic families - including some of my own relatives - who could give them a decent run for their money in that department.

I don't know if I'm being reasonable or I just remember a time before this whole medium came into being, making comments that basically would be kept to oneself or amongst one's inner circle part of the public domain. Maybe it's better this way, with some people not knowing enough to censor themselves and revealing some of the questionable beliefs they adhere to. Ultimately he pulled it down, which means he's not really willing to go much beyond his initial misstep in terms of making his beliefs well-known on a widespread basis.

If there are any worth worrying about, it's those who step it up a notch rather than backing down when called out for their candor. Most of those end up on an FBI, NSA or Southern Poverty Law Center watch list.

bob
Quotables: The Duggar Clique Couldn't Stay Likable for Too Long, Huh?
4 days ago

I'm Catholic and I don't care. That's what his religion says, that's fine. I don't belong to a perfect sect, nor does he. People need to grow a little thicker skin.

bob
Here's Why It's OK to Be Upset Over Peaches Geldof's Death
4 days ago

This is exactly right.

In particular emphasis on 3 was, and I assume still is, a part of any good treatment program, self-help or otherwise. Once diagnosed (again, self or otherwise) it is the addict's responsibility to avail themselves of the available help - much of which is free - and to keep themselves from using by utilizing what they've learned and by maintaining a solid, life long, sobriety program. There's no cure, there's only abstinence.

The addict is always responsible for their actions, both when using and when not. Part of the recovery process is acknowledging that responsibility and accepting whatever consequences come from it, correcting what can be corrected if possible.

Unfortunately, a lot of addicts assume a period of time w/o usage means they can pay less attention to their recovery or, in cases, assume they weren't really addicts to begin with. Or, rationalizing their addiction as something they can "handle" by controlling intake. Situations like this one tend to be the result of one of those things occurring.

If you don't like the term "disease", perhaps "allergy" is more acceptable. People who have allergies to a particular substance generally don't have a problem as long as they take care not to ingest or expose themselves to the substance. Addiction works much the same way. As long as an addict doesn't ingest the substance or expose themselves to situations where the temptation to ingest it is too strong, they'll generally be able to live a normal, productive, healthy life.

bob
Lily Allen Needs a Reality Check With a Side of Sense
7 days ago

Welcome to the Rita Ora zone, Lilly. You know what you gotta do...

bob
So This is What It's Come to for Paris Hilton
7 days ago

Paris sure looks a lot better than the other sex tape slut - the one with the mattress ass and brain-damaged husband and the baby she's not letting cut into her selfie time.

bob
Robin Thicke Refuses to Be Anything But Embarrassing
7 days ago

Wow does this ever look horrible. Congrats to whomever it is who managed to hornswoggle a group of investors into funding the thing (I assume it's been made and this isn't just a test trailer of some sort). That had to be one A-1, shysterrific con-job.

bob
North West Took Her First Steps, But Oh, Hey, Here's Kim K's Bikini Body Again!
7 days ago

I'd just like to know if those first steps were taken towards Kim and/or Krazye, or away from them.

bob
Because This Isn't at All Terrifying (It Is -- It's Definitely Terrifying)
8 days ago

That's one of those Can-Ams. Depending on where you live, you don't need a cycle license to drive one - a regular driver's license will do. I think CA is a state where that is the case. So she'll have to find some other way to get a ticket. I have complete faith in her ability to do so.

bob
LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian Basically Just Ruined the Kids
8 days ago

Neither of them are too old to relate to Leann crapping herself the other day. Maybe they could have started with that and worked their way up to musical mommies.

bob
Lana Del Rey's Sending a Not-So-Great Anti-Feminist Message to Young Folks
8 days ago

This is a person who at one point in her career worked under the name "Sparkle Jump Rope Queen". I don't think it's necessary, or advisable, to take too much that she says seriously.

bob
Farrah Abraham Sets Herself Up to Take it Every Time
8 days ago

Yes, when the Amish start throwing shade at you, your goose is cooked.

bob
This is the Try-Hardiest LeAnn Rimes Has Ever Been
8 days ago

Personally don't have an opinion about her one way or the other, but a celebrity shart, regardless of who did it, is too good to pass up. Good catch, pap person.

bob
Wait, What Just Happened Here?
9 days ago

Why are you lecturing Madonna's teenage daughter?

bob
Seriously? Shut UP About Lady Gaga's "Weight Gain"
9 days ago

Eh, she's Italian. It happens. So now Miley will gain some weight and Madonna will gain even more weight (#unapologeticbitch or whatever) and then one of them will squat over a plate of herring and the other two will do something gross with filleted fish and on and on and on we go....until the winner finally dies from something.

bob
But Hey, We Really Need to Talk About Selena Gomez's Chest
11 days ago

Anybody know who that is just to the right of Selena in the picture (to her left)?

bob
Another Day, Another Pic Where Kim K's Backside Evolves
11 days ago

This should probably just be a regular feature. Perhaps "KK's Ass of the Day", since people seem to think its changing almost daily, versus just being stuffed into different ill-fitting outfits and shot from different angles.

bob
Not Even Beyonce Can Make This Pile-Driver Appealing
11 days ago

Suggesting she's doing this to turn a buck is less insulting than insinuating she's a fan of the book.

bob
Not Even Beyonce Can Make This Pile-Driver Appealing
11 days ago

So I assume the teaser is intended to hype the trailer which, in turn hypes the movie. And you're doing your part here by teasing the teaser with the Beyonce mention. I'd hate to be an accountant for a flick like this one making sure everyone who teased the teaser for the trailer for the movie got their $8.43 or $4.19 or $11.35 in click through revenue. What a nightmare.

bob
Lady Gaga: Too Fashionable for Public Decency
13 days ago

First one of these attention whores who has full-on, onstage butt-sex, wins. My money's on Cyrus.

bob
Quotables: And Just Like That, Lana Del Rey Got Real Annoying
13 days ago

This insincere disdain for the trappings of her chosen career grows tiresome.

bob
OK, But Tila Tequila Is Seriously Gorgeous These Days
13 days ago

She's not gorgeous. She looks like a troll.

bob
Prepare Yourselves for the Douchebag Wedding of the Century!
13 days ago

"Douche" and all it's iterations are being overused here. Try tossing in the occasional "ass-wipe" or "jag-bag" so that the d-word isn't eventually rendered meaningless. It's too good a reference to lose.

All three fit Adam Levine like a glove.

bob
Kim Kardashian's Ass Looks a Little .... Off in This Photo
13 days ago

Usually her giant honking ass would be the most noticeable thing in the picture, but in this case it takes a back seat, so to speak, to the baby bump being baked in the sun just to her right.

I'm assuming that pictures of Kim and her ass are click magnets, otherwise there would be no particular reason for many sites, including this one, to feature it so frequently.

bob
It's Time for Our Daily Dose of "Oh God Please Give Madonna Attention!"
14 days ago

No need for her to apologize. Other than sites like this one, I don't think anyone really cares. She's going to have to start referring to her kid as a n***a again or something before people start paying her much attention.

bob
It's About Time for Lana Del Rey to Get Over Herself
14 days ago

Life's a bitch when you're famous. Another idiot with their fake complaining about success.

bob
Love It or Leave It: Nah, We're Not Sure What This is Supposed to Be, Either
16 days ago

Just so she's wearing clean underwear. You know. Like your mom used to tell you. In case of a crash. Jeans look like she's already been in a crash. The top's not fancy either. So she's good - if they crash. Then again, if they crashed we probably would have heard by now. So she's probably okay. That's a relief. Okay then.

bob
Kim Kardashian Just Got Even Simpler, If You Can Believe It
17 days ago

Yeah, poor Kim. Please leave her alone. Poor thing. You guys are always picking on her. Here she is trying to explain something you obviously don't understand (the fashion sensibilities of an infant) and all you can do is mock her for it. Haters!

bob
Love It or Leave It: Farrah Abraham's Very Naughty Sex Toy Fashion
17 days ago

I hope her porno partner got a bonus for actually being able get it up and keep it up long enough to perform with this hose-bag.

bob
Quotables: Khloe's Marriage Was More a Mess Than We Ever Knew
17 days ago

Lamar is/was a pretty major drug abuser. You can't just factor that out of any discussion of whatever happened in their relationship. Even the women he was with - if you go back to the stories at the time, you'll see that at least a couple of them appeared to be facilitating his drug use more than anything. You can't apply standards of behavior or attempt to explain said behavior as you would if severe drug abuse wasn't an issue for one or both parties involved.

bob
Love It or Leave It: Christina Aguilera's Maternity Fashion
17 days ago

While this is fine for now, hopefully once she poots out the kid, she'll get down to a size where she can pose in Max's cargo pants and t-shirt.

bob
Holy HELL
18 days ago

Who the hell decides they're gonna put on their 4 year old kid's clothing in the first place?

Any shrink worth their salt would have a field day with this one...

bob
You're All So, So Very Welcome
18 days ago

I'm not complaining. She'd look hot having an epileptic fit.

Although I will take credit for correctly calling what the reaction would be in the comments section when I requested you guys post more of her.

bob
Khloe Kardashian Brings ALL the Sadness
19 days ago

Odom was out binging hard on crack, most likely as a way of coping with the insanity that surrounds this family of succubi and this stupid c**t is whining about Beyonce tickets.

bob
Let Kim Basinger Blow Your Mind With Her Timeless Hotness!
19 days ago

That outfit she's wearing suggests "long-time homeless" more than it does "timeless hotness".

bob
NUDE KATE UPTON?!
19 days ago

...and if you've seen her face and her boobs, you've seen the best parts already. The rest of her body, compared to many others, is none too spectacular. She's overexposed in other ways, already. Which is probably why Playboy, at this point, isn't willing to dish out the kind of money she'd want in order to be in it. The ROI probably isn't all that great, comparatively.

bob
What ... the Bloody Hell ... is THIS?
20 days ago

So we have LeAnn Rimes who can sing just about anybody off the stage and who has one messy relationship and an ongoing feud with a reality TV skank and we're supposed to hate everything she does.

On the other hand we have Taylor Swift who, in actuality, couldn't carry a tune in a FedEx truck and who's a notorious serial psychotic ex-girlfriend and she's the sweetest, most wonderful young lady in all of what passes for country music these days.

Something ain't right about that.

bob
Face It: Pregnancy Has Made Tila Tequila Incredibly, Painfully Adorable
20 days ago

Nothing screams adorable like fading arm and hand tats. Has she got any on her belly? Those will be looking adorable after she poots out the youngin.

bob
Khloe Kardashian Brings ALL the Sadness
20 days ago

She's moving to French, MT?

bob
Oh Look, the Dumbest Feud of All Time!
20 days ago

In the good old days this kind of thing would be settled in the mud wrestling pit and each contestant would take home about $23 in wet, dirty singles.

bob
Quotables: Ed Sheeran Needs to Check Himself
20 days ago

Emily - is he sweet, or a Swede? Either way, check your spelling.

bob
Love It or Leave It: Taylor Swift Just Gets Better and Better
20 days ago

That hairdo looked great on my grandma when she was Taylor's age.

Add another 18" to the length of that dress and you'd think you were looking at one of those colorized WWII pics that are floating around the information turnpike these days.

bob
Seriously, How Much More Can a Person Take?
20 days ago

Since when do celebrities have to get a clearance from sites like this one before bumping uglies and knocking each other up? If Ryan Gosling wants to bang a hot, passionate Latin chick rather than put it to a frigid, Irish mope, why is that anyone else's business?

bob
Quotables: Kim Kardashian is Just a Great Big Enigma
20 days ago

I honestly don't care if she's intelligent. I'll never be having a conversation with her. Just get more pics of her, like the one just above that's linked somewhere else and features her giant boobs testing the limits of a white tube top with arms.

Then go ahead and add your usual stuff and people can call her a whore and we'll all be happy.

bob
Quotables: Kim Kardashian is Just a Great Big Enigma
20 days ago

Could you two start obsessing over Nicole Scherzinger? I'd much rather look at her.

Thanks.

bob
Quotables: Kim Kardashian is Just a Great Big Enigma
20 days ago

If I never heard another word about what she thinks about anything, I think I could survive. Just turn around and show everybody your ass, baby, and stfu.

bob
Look, It's the Most Recognizable Ass in the World!
20 days ago

Musta been a power outage at Kasa de Kardashian. Looks like she dressed in the dark.

bob
Hottest Celebrity Pairing or Biggest Trainwreck Relationship in the Making?
20 days ago

Lana's on the right (Franco's left). In the future, please don't ask the people who run this thing to do anything more then kvetch and rant about how a particular IG picture makes them feel about the people pictured in it. It's not in their job descriptions.

bob
Yeah, This is Not What a 13-Year-Old Child Should Sound Like
21 days ago

They're Scientologists, correct? That's more likely to mess them up than is being a tad precocious. Scientology is full of "free spirits" who have control freak handlers working in the background to make sure they don't stray to far away from herd.

bob
UPDATED: This Wasn't How "The Notebook" Ended
21 days ago

Latin chicks. Much hotter than Irish chicks. Can't blame him, but he should have wrapped that rascal because he's gonna need a flame-retardant suit dealing with her until the kid's of legal age.

bob
Love It or Leave It: Kim Kardashian Went to Fashion Week as "Ridiculous"
21 days ago

Plastic surgery is not "magical". It's a medical procedure. And this bobble-head makes enough money just showing up places and tweeting out endorsements to afford better than she's had. If she was a nobody, then, yes, she'd look fine. As America's version of royalty, she looks like crap - cheap crap.

bob
Miley Cyrus WOULD Be in a Video All About Drugs
23 days ago

This appears to be about Wayne Coyne and Moby trying to kick some life into their waning careers.

bob
Miley Cyrus WOULD Be in a Video All About Drugs
23 days ago

Would I prefer you not dig yourself in deeper here? Of course not. But I really have no control over that - you do. So if you want to keep replying, have at it.

bob
Miley Cyrus WOULD Be in a Video All About Drugs
23 days ago

I'm not as obsessed by your occasional grammar screw-up as I am by the irony of your reaction to criticism, considering your chosen profession.

Hmm....I still think "with" works better with "obsessed" than does "by".

bob
Miley Cyrus WOULD Be in a Video All About Drugs
23 days ago

I stand corrected, although it's the more clumsy usage.

Sensitive little flower, aren't you?

bob
Miley Cyrus WOULD Be in a Video All About Drugs
23 days ago

"obsessed with", not "obsessed by"

bob
If You Thought Paul Walker's Brothers Were His Doppelgängers, Wait 'Til You See His Daughter
24 days ago

Apparently not. God, the stupidity....is amusing...and reliable.

bob
Neither Jail Nor Rehab Can Cure Chris Brown of His Douchebaggery
25 days ago

I don't know if it's the worst of the worst (MTO probably takes that crown - but at least from time to time they do actually bust a story), but it's certainly the worst of the EHM group.

It's like a train wreck and I'm beginning to think that's the schtick. Who knows who really writes this stuff but the personalities portrayed here are those of a couple of self-hating, bitter schlumps who spend their days following the social media sites of a select few celebrities whom they alternately fawn over or chastise depending on what portion of their menstrual cycle is in bloom on that particular day.

If it's a bit featuring, it succeeds in bringing people back to see just how ridiculous their next post here is going to be. At least that's my excuse for coming back.

If this is really how these two are, then I guess they're to be congratulated for turning the misery of self-loathing projected onto others into a money making enterprise.

bob
Neither Jail Nor Rehab Can Cure Chris Brown of His Douchebaggery
25 days ago

So if he's a douche for "sharing this photo with the whole entire internet", what does that make a person who reposts it in order to generate click revenue, while proclaiming outrage over the same?

bob
There's Still No Way She's as Bad as Miley Cyrus, Y'All
26 days ago

Nobody looks good with that one-side-of-the-head-shaved cut. Looks like you're recovering from brain surgery. Anything Skrillex is doing from a fashion standpoint should be avoided like the plague.

bob
Tori Spelling Really is as Clueless as We Feared
30 days ago

Who says "don't stay together for the kids"?

You do what's best for the kids, period. There's no hard, fast rule that applies in all cases. If it turns out the best option for the kids is to stay together, that's what you do.

bob
One of Those "Teen Mom" Girls Lost a Bunch a Weight or Whatever
30 days ago

Not to defend sucky articles, but posting a selfie in a bikini while flipping the bird doesn't scream "I have a career I'm serious about and I'm a great mother" - particularly when taking into account her claim to fame in the first place.

bob
Whatever You Do, Don't Look Directly at This Picture
31 days ago

The combination of spit from those two has the potential to spawn a worldwide epidemic of Black Plague proportions.

bob
Janice Dickinson Has Zero Shame (and All the Boobs)
31 days ago

Well now the boobs no longer match the face, so it's still not a fix.

bob
Ireland Baldwin Doesn't Need to Defend That Which She (Or We) Love(s)
31 days ago

I'm good with the gay and interracial aspects of the relationship. It's the size differential that's bothersome. All that slouching is going to cost Ireland her modeling career. And that would be a shame.

bob
Ireland Baldwin Doesn't Need to Defend That Which She (Or We) Love(s)
31 days ago

If you want your private life respected, keep it private.

bob
Willow Smith Just Got into Instagram in The WORST Way
32 days ago

Remember the good ole days before Twitter and IG and Vine and all the rest of it when celebrity kids could be the jackwads we always figured they were in relative obscurity? I think it was better for everybody all the way around.

I mean, I keep clicking on these links expecting to see a Willow Smith or Kylie Jenner or Ireland Baldwin beating a puppy or mocking a homeless person or peeing on the street or sucking face with their "BFF" (oh, wait, that happened) or something and all it ever turns out to be is one of them looking mopey or bored or attempting to gaze knowingly off into the distance as they shoot yet another picture of themselves with their cell phone.

It's bad enough they waste their time doing such boring stuff. Why is anyone bothering to follow them, repost what they post and treat it like the images used in a Thematic Apperception Test?

bob
Beyonce and Jay-Z Get Some Serious Props for This One
32 days ago

Isn't this kind of stupid stuff what Twitter's for? Just do your silly rap thingies and sing your stupid songs and then STFU. Nobody wants to look at that.

bob
Chrissy Teigen: Born Without a Nipple or Just Photoshop Trickery?
34 days ago

"Can somebody maybe explain why we have to look at the beautiful Chrissy Teigen's blank boob?"

Shouldn't have to explain, but yes. If her nips were showing they'd have to cover them up with something in order to display them on most magazine racks or send through the mail. Added expense, possible relegation to non-prime placement, etc. Easier and cheaper to just shop them out.

Not really all that hard to figure out, is it?

bob
Kim Kardashian Wigs Out, Forgot All About Decorum
34 days ago

If so, it would be one of her few notable features that is.

bob
Quotables: Every Person Who's Ever Looked at Ireland Baldwin Just Had Their Dreams Come True
34 days ago

Sounds like a good career move. Maybe for both of them.

bob
Hey, So When is it Finally Time to Stop Trying to Keep Up With 18-Year-Olds: A Birthday Ode
34 days ago

She looks quite a bit like her half-sister, Sydney.

bob
This is the Post in Which We Do Not Mock the Duggars
35 days ago

To quote you, in another thread:

"I think to each their own. Stop judging (Candace), you don't have to like what others do! It's not you're place to judge others marriage."

These people are "nuts", but inviting hookers into a marital relationship shouldn't be judged. Makes perfect sense.

bob
This is the Post in Which We Do Not Mock the Duggars
35 days ago

On what grounds are you suggesting they deserve to be mocked?

bob
Kim Kardashian Wigs Out, Forgot All About Decorum
35 days ago

She's looking more and more like an amateurish CGI rendering.

bob
Who Cares About Beyonce and Jay Z's Wedding? We've Got BEYONCE ASS HERE
35 days ago

It's a nice ass. I look forward to watching it get drilled when Hova gets his price for her first porno.

bob
Tyler Shields is Magic
35 days ago

I think you're right, Facts_ The curly tail is clearly missing.

bob
Tyler Shields is Magic
35 days ago

She really is D-list if this is the site the pic ended up on.

bob
This is the Post in Which We Do Not Mock the Duggars
35 days ago

Why would you ever mock them?

bob
Nope, Still Not Making Sense
35 days ago

I doubt she put as much time into thinking about what she posted as you did attempting to make it something worth reposting as content here. You should do an experiment. Just post the pictures and forget about the copy you attach to them for a day or so and see if it makes any difference in the number of hits you get. Might be an eye opener.

bob
Kaley Cuoco Continues Her Reign as One of the World's Most Delicious Women
35 days ago

Interesting, Matt...

Is that the same "tiffany" that posted this the other day?

"Sarah told me once that I was free to leave if I did not like the writing.
It made me realize what a dick I was being. I changed how I came on these blogs. I don't talk to people in real life the way I talked to her. Would not. If she was a co-worker would I tell her she sucked? Would I put her down? No. So why was I? The internet doesn't give me the right to bully people around with my opinions. I evolved. People change. She sort of put me in my place. I like the site. I like her writing. She gets to people. Gets to you. Thanks for the stimulating, verbal volleyball. Matt."

If so, it's amazing the lengths some will go to when they get butt-hurt over criticism. Particularly ironic considering what they spend their days doing here. Most legitimate sites won't tolerate that kind of stuff. Just more evidence to suggest that this site is nothing more than a favor Harvey's doing for someone's unemployable relative(s).

bob
Poor North West -- Poor, Poor North West
37 days ago

This really is nothing new, unfortunately. Children as accessories for their narcissistic celebrity parents is a well known, long standing tradition in Hollywood and the entertainment industry in general. After years of therapy, North will probably write a book that turns into a made-for-TV movie (assuming such things still exist).

bob
Not Sure Who's Cuter, Taylor Swift's Cat or Taylor Swift
37 days ago

If you want to pick someone to compare to Miley Cyrus, this is your person, not Bindi Irwin. To the extent that either performer projects an image (real or mftr'd) which makes them a role model for younger females, the contrast between Taylor and Miley could not be more distinct.

bob
Love It or Leave It: Why Do "Side Boob" When You Can Have Near Full-Monty?
37 days ago

Kanye's certainly been a lot less trouble since they started medicating him. The vacant facial expression bordering on looking brain damaged is a bit off-putting, but no doubt the lesser of two evils.

bob
Get Ready to Witness the Most Amazing Thing That Twitter Has Ever Given Us
37 days ago

This is one of those posts that makes me question if everything on this site is written from a sarcastic point of view. I mean, obviously this wasn't a spontaneous exchange. KP's coordinated promotional efforts on behalf of DNC candidates (Obama in particular) are pretty well documented. This didn't just "happen".

bob
Not to Stick Up for Khloe Kardashian, But ...
38 days ago

Far be it from anyone to suggest that those who wish to be perpetually offended don't have the right to do so. With that comes the risk of others tuning it out, eventually. So you might want to save the outrage for actual instances of intended offense, instead of wasting it on something done by one of the Kardashians. It gets lost in all the other stuff people find offensive about them.

bob
Love It or Leave It: Why Do "Side Boob" When You Can Have Near Full-Monty?
38 days ago

"Kbearing"? Did you mean "Kbaring"? Yes, her dress came bearing (holding or containing or carrying, sort of) her boobs, but it's also baring (exposing) them to a large extent.

Currently, she does look better coming than going. That gigantic blob of cottage cheese that follows her everywhere is looking pretty nasty lately.

bob
The World is Not Prepared for The Joining of Courtney Love and Mariah Carey
42 days ago

Maybe Mariah's consulting her for tips on offing a husband and making it look like a suicide.

bob
Wait, When Did Kendall Jenner Stop Looking Like Kendall Jenner?!
43 days ago

To be honest, though, Adriana Lima, Kate Upton and Miranda Kerr also don't look like themselves in this shoot.

bob
It's Cool, It's Just Jerry Seinfeld's First Ever Selfie
43 days ago

What is the deal with selfies?

bob
All Right, Madonna -- You Win This Round
43 days ago

Photoshop's a thing.

bob
In What World is This Appropriate?
44 days ago

It's the perfect outfit for breast-feeding that genetic disaster she's pushing around in the carriage. The makeup is designed to scare off unwanted breast nuzzlers.

bob
The World Is Not Remotely Ready for A Jenner Band
47 days ago

You could have shortened the copy to "Here's a really stupid video." and moved on to your next spectacular IG/Twitter/Vine/Snapchat find.

bob
Aww, Somebody Needs Some Attention!
48 days ago

I see 3 puppies. One of them is cuter than the other two.

bob
Lisa Rinna's Hotness is Going to Blow You Away
55 days ago

She's...what...20 years older than Britney? I doubt Britney could pull that off as well as she did.

bob
Kendall and Kylie Jenner Made the Most Uncomfortable TV Appearance
56 days ago

They seemed like a couple of kids their age. They were fine. What did you expect them to be like?

Aren't you guys always on them for posting inappropriate selfies?

You need to make up your minds. Do you want them to act their ages, or not?

bob
It's Time to Feel Weird And Uncomfortable About Courtney Stodden!
59 days ago

Why am I not surprised that her best friend was deaf?

bob
Well, Lorde Just Got Disappointing
63 days ago

They can, but usually they don't. One reason they don't is that when a song gets covered, the songwriter gets royalties.

This person is...what...17..18? She's basically clueless. 2-3 years from now after she's been dropped by whatever label she's on because her sales suck, she'll be begging people to cover her songs.

bob
Well, Lorde Just Got Disappointing
64 days ago

No, that's not at all what she did. What she did, basically, was take a shot at all the cover versions of her song.

bob
Stars Without Makeup: Tila Tequila's Totally Got This
64 days ago

100% natural or not, it's better.

bob
Quotables: Mara Wilson for President
64 days ago

Once again, if you weren't wandering into territory where you don't belong, you wouldn't be suggesting that we can remove those characteristics from a sociopath. It's like suggesting that we could prevent rape by teaching "game" to horny guys or prevent serial killers from leaving a trail of bodies if we could just get them to understand that murdering someone is bad.

But to play devils advocate here, if the problem is misogyny and people viewing women superficially, what does repeatedly posting "inappropriate" selfies taken by Kylie Jenner, for instance, and articles focusing on how good this woman or that woman looks help in that regard? About the 20th or 30th time you've pointed out that Kylie posts inappropriately (including evidence of the same), the point, not to mention the sincerity behind it, tends to get lost.

You seem to want to have it both ways here. You want to (incorrectly) blame the murders, in part, on misogynistic attitudes, while posting, repeatedly, the kind of material one could easily suggest reinforces those attitudes - for profit, I may add. If I'm to take your analysis of the elements leading to these murders to heart - you're a part of the problem.

bob
Quotables: Mara Wilson for President
64 days ago

Sarah, frankly, you're full of crap. This person is a sociopath. As such, you don't reduce the chances of him doing something like this by "removing" the misogynistic attitude, anymore than you can remove "a sense of self-entitlement" from someone who is a sociopath.

You know, while this site is basically fluffy nonsense, you do have a bit of responsibility here NOT to use it as a forum to promote ridiculous theories of how something like this might have been prevented. Someone might actually take you seriously. And that could prove to be a tragic mistake.

bob
Quotables: Mara Wilson for President
64 days ago

This makes about as much sense as arguing a point with one of the self-talkers that wander the streets of any big city. He's a sociopath, as his writings (amongst other things) clearly indicate. Portraying his writings as indicative of some sort of trend regarding how women are viewed is not only ridiculous, it's potentially dangerous in that it ignores the operative mental state of the author. The attitude and objectification are a part of the condition. As such, you're not going to "educate" someone like this and avoid an occurrence of this nature.

Stop looking to celebrities for ANY useful analysis - particularly as regards topics as serious as this one.

bob
Come On, Even Miley Wears Panties
65 days ago

That's what a proper ass should look like. I'm glad they ran, for comparison, two oversized fake ones that are, frankly, more obscene, completely covered, for what they're attached to than are the slightly exposed Royal Cakes to the right. Pippa's got nothing on Kate.

bob
And Here Is Where We Feel Bad for Rob Kardashian
65 days ago

Rob's not cut out for the family business, yet he's still essentially on the payroll. The choice is his. Continue to accept the money and put up with being treated like a lesser being, or cut all ties and attempt to make something of himself on his own.

bob
At Least We Know the Truth Now ...
65 days ago

I think its's the effects of the Smith's (non-)parenting style. Both their little weirdos dress and act as if they're craving attention 24/7. Either they've been brought up to believe they should always be the centers of attention, regardless of how inappropriate it is to the situation, or they're acting out because they don't get enough of the proper kids of attention kids should be getting from their parents. Whatever it is, it certainly doesn't reflect well on mom and dad.

bob
Kris Jenner's Cleave Beats the Snot Out of Kim K's Cleave
65 days ago

Well Kim's a pig with a completely empty head. Kris might actually be kind of interesting and there's probably a better chance of coming away from that one without a life-long STD. Plus it might be possible to find out who Khloe's dad really is. You also didn't include the option of putting a gun to my head and pulling the trigger. So, Kris it is.

bob
Kim Kardashian's Bachelorette Party Was Better Than Sex + Ice Cream + "The Notebook" All in One
69 days ago

Collectively, the hook-up count is somewhere in the low 4 figures.

bob
Kylie Jenner Near-Biff at Kim's Bachelorette Party Was the Icing on the Cake
69 days ago

Isaac Newton should be here soon, wishing she was falling on his face or some such.

Speaking of faces, despite all the talk of plastic surgery, when she isn't mugging for a selfie, she looks pretty much like her old self - with an extra poop-load of makeup slathered on.

bob
Did Willow Smith Just Address Those Creepy Cuddle Photos?
70 days ago

Little smart-ass kid needs a spanking.

bob
All Aboard the Hot Mess Train!
70 days ago

I find it hard to believe there would be anything creepy going on in that family.

bob
The Embarrassment Just Keeps on Coming with The Jenner Girls
70 days ago

Oddly enough if you cut the head off a chicken it will prance around just like that for a period of time before it falls over dead. Maybe someone should check on the girls...

bob
Just When You Thought Kylie Jenner Couldn't Get More Inappropriate ...
71 days ago

This one's got the potential to the be skankiest of them all. She's got a lot of competition and she's stepping up to it. Mama should be able to make bank on her for years.

bob
Nah, I Don't Get it Either
71 days ago

It's the gay following. They're very loyal. They'll still show up for Cher, for God's sake and probably would for Liza if she was able.

Nobody's begrudging her her money or boy-toys. But if you've got 30 years of solid success, start acting like it, instead of behaving like a desperate up & coming 20-something. It's very déclassé.

bob
Nah, I Don't Get it Either
71 days ago

Madonna won't be truly edgy until she stars in a snuff video. Hurry please, Madge, before Gaga beats you to it.

bob
Avril Lavigne Can Be a Sweetheart: Who Knew?!
71 days ago

She made a phone call and tweeted. Sure doesn't take much these days to qualify as a candidate for sainthood. Now, if she took time away from being Mrs. Nickleback and writing songs and making videos targeted at 16 year olds and actually visited him....nah, that's an unrealistic expectation.

bob
Did Chris Martin Make A Whole Entire Sad Album About Gwyneth Paltrow?
72 days ago

Why would anyone listen to a Coldplay album?

bob
Deryck Whibley Needs Some Serious Help
74 days ago

There are 4 pictures total. Pics 2 and 3. Look at the arm. Better yet, come back after mommy teaches you how to internet.

bob
Deryck Whibley Needs Some Serious Help
74 days ago

Not sure what's going on with his left arm there, but I don't think that has anything to with drinking - at least not directly.

bob
Bad News: Kylie Jenner Really Knows How to Step It Up
76 days ago

If you really want her to stop (cough, b******t cough), stop doing exactly what she wants you to do when she posts this stuff.

bob
The Beyonce Drama Gets Even Sadder
78 days ago

This will probably do wonders for Solange's career. Heard she's booked for SNL. Probably more people listening to her stuff. If so, they're going to figure out they've been listening to the wrong one all this time.

bob
Oh SNAP, Beyonce
78 days ago

She's just having it changed to a "III". Made the mistake of including her thumb first time around.

bob
The Fate of the World Could Lie Within This Eerie Photo
78 days ago

Did interest in the older one completely drop off when she turned 18? She was doing a pretty good job of flaunting what she could legally, as well, before that.

As to Matt's second point, the Kardashians seem more than willing to accommodate any and all audiences as long as there's a buck to be made. So do some of the media outlets that cover them.

bob
This is Not the Face of a Grounded Person
79 days ago

Still not as bizarre as the way this site goes hot and cold on the same folks over and over and over.

bob
That's It, Courtney Stodden Is The Cutest Human That Ever Was
80 days ago

Pretty much exactly what I expected. I think Doug got the raw end of the marriage. How he didn't kill her in her sleep is beyond me.

bob
Aww, Look Who's Being Petty and Ridiculous Again!
82 days ago

She's one of the 2 or 3 great irrelevant attention whores of our day. She deserves respect for milking every last second out of an already overly long 15 minutes.

bob
Lindsay Lohan Is Topless, And All Is Right with The World
82 days ago

Instagram is such a boon for celebrities, particularly those who aren't exactly bringing home the bacon. No need to shell out shekels to some agency in order keep your face (or other body parts) in front of the general populace. If you're willing to bust out a naked non-offensive body part, a hard (yet covered, mostly) nipple or a camel toe, you can make today's rounds of what passes for news outlets.

bob
Madonna Should Add 'Insensitive Semi-Bigot' to Her Long Repertoire of Offenses
97 days ago

It's Madonna. She says and does stuff for attention. She referred to one of her kids as a n***a and you went nuts over that. She posts instagram pics in her underwear and you get all squishy over that. Now she uses the word gay like kids did 10 years ago and you go nuts over that. Obviously all this stuff she does is working.

Then again the fake outrage you guys poot out as content benefits from her attention getting as well, so it's a win/win for everyone in the world of mindless celebrity hijinks and those who fawn over them.

bob
How is it Even Possible to Take This Girl Seriously Anymore?
100 days ago

Exactly. She's practically a rocket surgeon. She'd never do anything dumb (how many car accidents is it now?).

bob
Behold, The Beautiful Gift of Zachary Quinto's Nudity!
101 days ago

"And guys, this photo right here....: - Well at least you got the intended gender right.

Then again, I guess if some guys are still burping the worm to Ellen Page, you ladies can pound one out to Zachery...

bob
Nick Cannon: Offensive AND Annoying!
119 days ago

Are you really offended by this? Isn't Mr.Mariah Carey a comedian? Prominent black comedians have been making jokes about white people for as long as I can remember. Is there not, in reality, "White People Party Music", or for that matter "Black People Party Music" or party music peculiar to various races and ethnic groups? Is it because an album called "Black People Party Music" put out by, let's say, comedian/TV Host Jeff Foxworthy, would result in a firestorm of accusations of racism, that we have to get all uptight because of this?

Why are you, I or anyone else wasting time worrying and wondering and getting at all offended by this? I mean I know why I am. I'm waiting for the cat to finish using the litter box so I can clean it out.

But what's your deal?

bob
Good for You, Madonna
121 days ago

I don't know what's more pathetic - her endless and desperate IG lingerie shots or pretending she's actually controversial enough to have accumulated some "haters".

bob
We Get It, Miranda Kerr: You're Sexy Weird
122 days ago

She's a near perfect physical specimen, every straight guy wants her and there's nothing you can do about that, so I suppose she has to be crazy.

Life ain't fair, but jealousy never makes anyone more attractive.

bob
This Is Just Getting Absurd
125 days ago

This repeated faux outrage over her pictures accompanying the re-posting them in order to get hits is about as transparent as it can get, not to mention the height of hypocrisy.

bob
It's Time to Get Angry Over "Duck Dynasty" Again!
125 days ago

Probably busy getting upset about the guy she met in a bar last night who isn't responding to her texts...

Fix it! Or I'm telling Harvey.

bob
It's Time to Get Angry Over "Duck Dynasty" Again!
125 days ago

It's still not right. Check it again.

bob
It's Time to Get Angry Over "Duck Dynasty" Again!
125 days ago

Or you could proof read your tag lines for the featured stories above.

Underneath "A Property of TMZ, your Jessica Simpson story, tagged as follows:

"Jessica Simpson Does Daisy Duke - 10 and 2 Babies Years Later"

Harvey should be proud. Actually, Harvey should cut his losses.

bob
It's Time to Get Angry Over "Duck Dynasty" Again!
125 days ago

So there are people who don't accept homosexuality. And there are people who, despite that or because of it, like watching them on the TV. Get over it already. You're not going to change it. Abortion, homosexuality, climate change - there's not one 100% correct side to any of those issues. As you go through life you're going to find that people don't always agree with the things you think are absolute truths.

You can continue to be a whiney baby about it, or you can move on to more important stuff. Like why sites like this one simultaneously disparage 16 year olds for posting suggestive pics to Instagram and utilize the same to get hits.

bob
Did Kim Kardashian Trade Her Ass for a Vogue Cover?
128 days ago

Doesn't look any smaller to me. She's got a jacket on so it's gonna look different than when she stuffs it into one of those form-fitting dresses.

Must be completely out of stuff to write about.

bob
Just This Once: You're OK, Madonna
130 days ago

An armpit wig? Someone actually makes those? The untapped market for that has to be in the single digits. And if showing armpit hair (fake as it might be) is what it takes for her to get press on her own these days (rubbing up on Miley merits an assist classification), I'd say the career has just about run its course.

bob
Let's Go Ahead And Appreciate Taylor Momsen Now
133 days ago

If you've seen the pics in question, the photographer didn't really have to shoot up her dress to see the string hanging there. The dress she wearing was short enough that anyone watching the band from crowd level perspective would have had to purposely avert their eyes to not see the string, and more. Whomever was in charge of seeing to it that she wasn't out flashing her business (intentionally or otherwise) to everyone in the first few rows dropped the ball.

bob
Help Us Help You, Brandi Glanville
139 days ago

Maybe I can help you. I'm not sure what this event was, but I'm guessing she and the other gal are dressed up as members of the back-up band in this Robert Palmer video - which would explain the makeup...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcATvu5f9vE

bob
Kim Kardashian Is Denser Than You Ever Could Have Imagined
153 days ago

Actually I imagined her being exactly this dense. Then again, nobody really cares what she thinks. You're not actually supposed to read any of the verbiage that surrounds pictures of her.

bob
Kim Kardashian Sang Jay Leno Away from Ever Wanting to Host Late Night TV Again
173 days ago

I keep coming back here hoping that the 5 or 6 or 7 times i've checked it out were flukes and that the people who run this really don't have the limited intellect and maturity of middle-schoolers. No such luck. Apparently it's a "thing". I can stop wasting my time.

bob
It's Time to Forget About the Trashy Garbage That is "Duck Dynasty"
225 days ago

I'm pretty sure "Duck Dynasty" will be around long after the plug is pulled on this juvenile site.

bob
The Kardashian Khristmas Kard Also Just Krapped All Over Khristmas
241 days ago

where's rob? did they adopt him out this past year? decide he was too chunky for the family photo?

bob
Why Can't You Just Let Lorde Be Great? GOD.
244 days ago

well she's only...what...17? she hasn't been breathing long to really understand why a "rap" performer or the majority of their target audience may prefer to avoid what they can relate to on a day-to-day basis. it's even more unpleasant than the boring, cynical, essentially care-free world of suburban teenage angst she and others like her can relate to.

bob
Miley's Not Even Trying Anymore
248 days ago

she appears to be in compliance. her d*ck isn't showing.

bob
What in the HELL is THIS, Kanye West?!
253 days ago

god was that stupid. they both look mentally challenged. i don't know how ellen managed to keep a straight face throughout that.

bob
Love It or Leave It: Kendall Jenner is Classy for a "Kardashian"
268 days ago

Sally, the article is suggesting she's going to be "classy" because of the way she looks in the photo above. None of the Kardashians could be described as "classy" and her behavior, so far, hasn't been all that different than the rest of them (suggestive Instagram posting...I seem to recall a picture of her and the younger one flipping the bird at some paps...the recent incident involving both of them getting wasted at a nightclub....etc, etc). The odds are highly in favor of her being just as trashy as the rest of the clan and it's extremely superficial to suggest that just because she doesn't look like the rest of them she's not going to be like the rest of them. If she were my daughter, she'd be spending less time in front of the camera and more hitting the books and attempting to get into colleges where she could learn something that would allow her to provide for herself long after the beauty and general interest in her on the part of a fickle public has faded.

bob
Love It or Leave It: Kendall Jenner is Classy for a "Kardashian"
268 days ago

If by classier you mean skinnier, yes, she doesn't come with the pushin' cushion rear end or otherwise look like a walking one night stand, like her sister Kim. But she's been 18 for...what...2-3 days? It's a little early to suggest she's something other than the standard issue Kardashian.

bob
Oh, Great: Lady Gaga Is Doing More Dumb "Art" Now
278 days ago

Google "Yolandi Visser" and click on images. She's part of a South African duo called "Die Antwoord", who've had kind of a running feud with Gaga. Might explain the "art" displayed above.