...she IS putting her baby at risk. All morbidly obese pregnant women are. It's one thing to say "yeah, I'm fat, but I'm eating well and exercising during my pregnancy" and a completely different, wrong thing to pretend that she's already the epitome of health and nothing could possibly go wrong.
How the absolute hell have you never heard of Prince?
She looks like Paula Deen, ugh.
THANK YOU. I couldn't agree any more.
You have no fucking clue what polyamory is, do you?
She has to be a tiny bit smarter than her sisters, for not going with the King Kylie Kollection.
"However? When Eminem was doing this very thing about Britney and Christina and God-knows-who else back in the '90s and early 2000s, and why?"
That makes no fucking sense, grammatically speaking.
Yes to everything you said.
I love it when white people get offended by any hint of racism from black people. Like, bro: so long as we have a history of slavery, segregation, and killing their kids, we should shut the fuck up.
...Donald Trump? Is that you?
I'm all for equality, but if you don't think black people have slightly more reason to be a little bit racist than white people (what with all the slavery, segregation, and cops-killing-their-kids), you're kinda dumb.
Oh my god, shut the fuck up. No one gives a shit about your kid, and no one wants you hear your pseudo-racist whinging.
Yes, a dude who wants to protect his child is a fucking awful person.
One would think you would be okay with booty-licking, from all of it you do for the Kardashians and Courtney Stodden.
...but if Courtney Stodden did this, it would be ADORABLE.
Like creating and spreading rumors about how any other celebrity is pregnant and tagging the posts "bump watch"? Like this site does constantly? Like this site is currently doing with LeAnn Rimes? That kind of bodyshaming?
So, ripping punchlines from Tumblr posts now. That's pretty sad, dude.
Oh, I absolutely knew that it was a joke. Just probably not the one you were going for.
The funniest part of this post is the editor's note. If you have an editor, they are the shittiest editor alive.
Probably the only thing stopping Freema Agyeman from getting the role is that she's a godawful actress who could never fucking carry it.
We're disapointed in her because she didn't like her body for five seconds, but NOT because she's an incestuous pedophile?
Could you just, like... not decide how her name was spelled, so instead of googling it you spelled it two different ways and said fuck it?
It really saddens me to say this, because this site used to be amusing, but this bullshit is intolerable now. Heralding a woman this obviously unhealthy as a hero is fucking ridiculous. I know you don't give a shit, but you've lost a reader who's been around since the Evil Beet days.
Yes, let's applaud someone who is unhealthily, morbidly obese.
I'm fat, too, like, her size. And I know I'm unhealthy. And trying to make people as fat as us think that we're perfect just the way we are? Is complete bullshit. We're unhealthy at the very least. Trying to make it acceptable is disgusting. Every time someone reassures me that I'm totally not fat and shouldn't say that about myself I want to punch them in the throat.
...no. It's not.
She still looks way damn better than you ever will.
...she's not wearing a bra.
Dudes, the point isn't that he killed them, it's that he shot them repeatedly and non-fatally for funsies.
To be clear, by "nonsense", you mean "backlash over admitting to child molesting", right?
I don't think they know what "unconditionally" means.
Yeah, and that was a stupid thing to come out of his mouth, too.
Yes. How intelligent. "Wee-wee'd up" is MENSA's slogan.
Yay, Doctor Who reference!
What's reprehensible is your constant fawning over a woman who has admitted to being a child molester.
It's not the skirt, it's your fame. Starfuckers and gold diggers will always be lining up to fuck you, Miley.
...the "baby" can't choose anything, it's not even a baby, it's a fetus, and it can't comprehend the difference between having and not having life, let alone the concept of home.
The really fucked up thing is that I'm actually pro-life, but I can't stand the ignorance and moronic shit that comes spewing forth from my peers.
This, yes, perfect.
Wow, she can do something that every stripper in America can do, wow.
You actually do have to have a license to get married.
...our government was forcibly sterilizing people recently? Really?
Emily, you are the best person ever.
She's a writer? Really? Because "I bandied a variety of responses, from" followed by one example is some piss-poor writing. And be as bitchy as you want about GP, but shut the fuck up about her kids, you know?
I adore Tom Hiddleston AND Christina Hendricks' breasts, so this was a win all around.
She's one of those rare people that you can look at and see the way she looks now and also the way she'll look when she's eighty-five.
She looks like the lady that had all the plastic surgery so she'd look like a cat.
I actually almost threw up when I saw them all eat that fucking spaghetti "sauce", ugh.
Zydrate comes in a little glass vial, Amanda, remember.
Oh holy fuck they actually named it North West.
No, she "just got them done".
Actually, general consensus is that that Spider-Man trilogy sucked. The acting was horrible overall. And the new version isn't necessarily a reboot, it's based on a different branch of the comics. Andrew Garfield did a much better job than Tobey Macguire could have ever dreamed of.
Five bucks says they name her Bluer Ivy.
Huh. What a cunt.
That video wasn't even remotely fap-worthy. Ugh.
Someone married that rapist? WHY.
I do love it when people call this fake. People said Beyonce's was fake because she'd go from looking eight months pregnant to a completely flat stomach to looking six months pregnant in, like, one day. Kim here, on the other hand, has got some nasty swelling in her ankles and feet, and she looks completely miserable. Not fake, y'all.
I mean, come on, who hasn't been slapped in the vagina by a cop?