Were you speaking English, cause I didn't understand a word you said. Something about Nicole and urban renewal and cruises. Oh, cruises are so much fun. As long as you don't spend the whole cruise in the bathroom with stinky fluids shooting out of every hole in your body. But if you manage to stay healthy, cruises are wonderful. But a vacation I recommend everyone try once in their life is driving across our beautiful country, the United States of America. If you can afford it, rent one of those luxury RV's head from the west coast to the east and back. You have to be careful so you don't end up like the Griswold's, but it is just so breathtaking and beautiful. The love and pride you feel for this great country will just expand to the nth degree. Yeah, there are some rough spots, but the positives definitely outweigh the negatives. Wait a minute. Did you say Nicole Kidman was pregnant?
She looks like the billion other people on the planet who haven't had their morning coffee yet. I'm guessing that's what's in her hand. It's called the "Morning Zombie" look. Why are you making such a big freakin' deal about it?
Um, well, no. Unless you are comparing this photo to her being passed out, face down in her own vomit, then yeah, Courtney looks good. On a more positive note, 9/30/14 can't get here fast enough. Counting the days.
The thirst is strong with this one. Whatever gets us talking, huh John?
Because the Michael Brown case is a complex, racial incident is the reason it got more attention than Robin Williams death. Protests, National Guard, police brutality didn't accompany Robin William's suicide. It was shocking and surprising, but it wasn't followed by violence and controversy the way Mike Brown's murder was. The tribute to Robin during tonight's Emmy Awards will be much longer and more heartfelt I'm sure. Common sense is not rocket science.
RIP Robin Williams. That's all.
All presidents have to do that, not just President Obama. And that "Circus Clown" has done a miraculous job cleaning up the mess that a true idiot, George W. Bush, made of the American economy. And the Obama Administration is responsible for the capture and killing of Osama Bin Laden, the real architect of 9/11 . Military Intelligence isn't an oxymoron in the Obama Administration, and no major terrorist attacks have happened on American soil, like the 9/11 attack while Bush/Cheney were in charge. It really makes a big difference when you have a smart President like Barack Obama in charge instead of a real clown like George W. Bush who was too stupid to find his way out of a room.
The video shows that Michael Brown is no angel, but it in no way justifies putting six bullets into an unarmed teen. Some of these cops are worse than the criminals. They walk around armed, dangerous AND racist. They use an outlawed choke hold on an unarmed Black man, they put 41 bullets into an unarmed Black man, they beat an unarmed Black man almost to death, and on and on and on. And to those who would answer that cops can't know who's armed and who's not just by looking at someone, you are so right. But if your first response as a White cop is to empty your gun into every suspicious Black man you see, maybe you should try some other occupation. One that doesn't require you to carry a gun and make life and death decisions. An occupation where you can be as racist as you want to be, and no unarmed Black man is killed.
And people say pot smokers are lazy. Looks like that took a lot of hard work and creativity. And lots of good Kush.
How do you know she's better than that? Maybe Khloe is the one Kardashian that is actually honest about herself. I mean, I don't know the woman, but if she thinks so little of herself then who are we to argue with her.
Is Scout, the middle daughter, pregnant or not? I haven't seen anything else about it since it was reported here a few weeks ago. As for the gun cake....meh. My concern would be how it tastes and it doesn't look like it would taste too good.
Oh, when will I learn? DAMN! DA oh f*ck it.
What the what? Another story I shouldn't have clicked on. I know better. DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!
When Rush Limbaugh was addicted to OxyContin, and probably still is, he didn't even have the balls to go out and score his own pills. He sent his illegal maid to get them. Yeah, real responsible Rush. And before someone else defends that pile of sh!t by saying he was too famous and would be recognized, plenty of famous people doctor shop and get their own drugs. Not surprised at all that Rush Limbaugh would make such stupid statements about someone suffering from extreme depression. He's an imbecilic chicken hawk who took so much OxyContin that it damaged his hearing. He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, and certainly not someone who I would count on to be the voice of intelligence or reason on ANYTHING.
First of all, I'm surprised that anyone is surprised or shocked about Fox News anchors being insensitive. Fox News and insensitivity go together like peanut butter and jelly. But what really upsets me is how many people want to insert their own beliefs when commenting about a celebrity either committing suicide or dying of a drug overdose. In some cases, rigor mortis hasn't even set in before many want to condemn someone who has just died. We saw it in the cases of Cory Monteith and Philip Seymour Hoffman. Just leave condolences and save your beliefs about drug addiction for a later time. Same thing with suicide. Yes, a lot of emotions come up and anger is one of them. But can't you wait a few days before raking someone over the coals for their decision to end it all? And finally, Robin Williams was 63 years old. It's not like he had one bad day and decided to check out. He struggled with depression, as well as drug and alcohol abuse, for years. And during those struggles, not only did Robin Williams entertain us, he did so much to raise millions of dollars for a variety of charities while raising awareness of diseases like depression and drug abuse. That does not sound like a coward to me.
Hmmm, I lost my concentration for this story after "Imagine that:". I just couldn't pump myself up to read any further. But if I had to guess the gist of this article, I'm gonna go with "LeAnn and Eddie, bad. The end". I'm not a fan of LeAnn or Eddie. But I figured unless one, or both, of them died, or saved a child from a burning building, the "LeAnn and Eddie, bad" theme was going to continue unabated.
Madonna's crotch, not vagina, is an aggravating mess. I hope Madonna doesn't think she's being edgy or controversial with that shot. Like the little girl who lifts her dress, in church, to show off her brand new panties, Madonna is showing the world her 56 year old crotch in much the same way. Well, not exactly the same. The little girl is considered cute and precocious while Madonna comes off as desperate and pathetic. Madonna was right about one thing: Life IS a mystery. Just like her crotch.
She's gonna be an auntie soon. Keep your head up Tallulah. You are beautiful, intelligent, and blessed.
This just shows how truly idiotic they are. But because they are rich, many people will continue to defend their idiocy. And Kim may be the dumbest Kardashian of them all. Whether she's being interviewed live or in a magazine, she is dim witted and slow. She has nothing constructive or inspirational or intelligent to say. Even her sex tape is astoundingly unsexy. Kim's body is curvaceous but she has the personality of a dead fish. Adrienne isn't much brighter. She knows how the Kardashian/Jenners circle the wagons when one is attacked, or they feel they are being attacked. If she was smarter, she would have kept her comments about Rob and his family short and sweet. The really sad thing is that a whole bunch of morons will probably buy the Vote For Kim shirts. And the dumb get richer.
Squintgag McWandernuts?!? I don't know if you've been calling him that for awhile, or if that is a new one. It's new to me, and it's the Best. Name. Ever. Or at least one of the funniest. Those dimples are yummy though. Ooooh Squintgag.
Um, that looks like an old pic of Kim. She hasn't looked that natural (makeup or no makeup) in a long time. She's holding up the pic of Kendall to make everyone think that is Kim now. In this age of photoshopping, how could you be fooled so easily. I also think Kim, like Kylie, is super jealous of Kendall. Come on, Fishwrapper. This isn't rocket science.
Yep, Mila makes pregnancy look easy. But remember, a photo is just a nanosecond in time. When she's not outside getting her pic snapped, the other 23:59 hours of the day could be spent being nauseous and miserable. Crazy heartburn, constant f@rting, early contractions, insomnia and other pregnancy problems make up the rest of Mila's day most likely. Yeah, Mila's beautiful in a picture or short video clip. She definitely doesn't look as uncomfortable, or big, as Kim K. or Jessica J.
They are friends. Willow, Jaden, Moises and his brother are friends and have been for a long time. Stop acting like a melodramatic thirteen year old.
I think Kim is in on the joke, but what a sad, sad joke it is.
I don't understand why you are so shocked that Jessica Simpson, I mean Johnson, has become a nurturing mother. She was never really that wild. Nowhere near Snookie wild. I mean, Jess did start off as a Christian music performer before switching to pop music. Most moms, unless they have serious mental or other issues, are nurturing, loving beings. It's not rocket science, which is good because Jess is not known for her superior brain power.
Kim makes that same face when she cries. I said the same thing. Too much Botox and plastic surgery.
That's the thing about being fake and insincere all the time. When you may be showing genuine feelings, lots of people question whether you're being real or not. I kinda think she's reacting to all the criticism toward the family and the outpouring of sympathy for Rob. Then again, Rob is her only son, and her youngest child with her late husband Robert. Kris's feelings may be genuine. Whatever the case, I hope Kris realizes that she needs to deal with Rob's problems privately. And the Kardashian and Jenner daughters need to remember that just because they want to live their lives on TV and on social media outlets doesn't mean everyone does. Help Rob deal with his problems privately. Stop using Twitter and Instagram to show the world you love your brother. Pick up the phone, or better yet, tell him in person that you love and support him.
And Heroin goes straight to the brain. Why do you think opioids like OxyContin and Vicodin are such powerful pain suppressors? They travel straight to the pain receptors in the brain. You get addicted quickly, and withdrawing is painful and gross (diarrhea and vomiting). Addiction is not being selfish. Addiction to drugs or alcohol is sad and complicated.
Are you sure that's not Scout, the middle daughter? In the last picture, Tallulah is feeling someone's stomach, I'm guessing Scout's stomach. Oh well, whichever Willis daughter is pregnant, congrats. Demi may not relish being a Grandma yet, but she'll surely love a little baby to cuddle. And at around the same time Mila and Ashton will be cuddling their own bundle of joy. Imagine that. And Bruce and his wife just had their second daughter not long ago. Babies busting out all over the place.
Beyonce sounds like I feel trying to get up in the morning. I am SO not a morning person. Give me the night any day.
I only have myself to blame. I debated on whether I should read this article or continue on my TMZ journey. I knew I shouldn't have clicked onto Fishwrapper, so I have just 3 little words to say about this whole experience. C'mon, all together now, DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!
Not much of a leap for Jessica to take hubbies last name. Just 4 letters, from Simp to John. And a son at the end.
Only one word comes to mind concerning Bethanny: Idiot.
Could it be that lil devil photoshop at work? Hmmm? Seriously, Kim looks good for her age. I've always said divorcing Alec Baldwin was a great wrinkle reducer. But let's not go overboard every time we see her picture on a magazine. Computers are also great at reducing, or completely removing wrinkles and making faces and skin look fantastic.
You forgot to add that the most popular female star in the world laid a big ole goose egg this past Sunday night when her televised Bangerz Concert bombed big time. Liam is way better off without Miley. Also, you might want to back off the whole who makes more money argument. I remember Michael Jackson fans always used that argument in the Prince vs. MJ debates. MJ fans were constantly reminding Prince fans that MJ made way more money than Prince and sold way more albums than Prince. Very true, but all that didn't keep MJ from dying too soon. Wealth and record sales aren't the only true measures of success.
Are you talking about Robin or Emily? Or both?
I think Snookie looks better, but she's a lot smaller than JWoWW to begin with. Jenni's problem is she's still wearing way too much makeup. If she'd lose those false eyelashes and stop applying her foundation with a paintbrush, I think she would look a lot better. A minimum of foundation, eye shadow and lipstick would be a major improvement for Jenni. But, considering this is her first baby, makeup application might not be her first concern. Good luck to Jenni and Nicole.
more unfortunate than
The tattooed zipper on the back of her leg is more unfortunate that the picture of her a$$. With Kim K.'s humongous fake butt shoved down our throats on a daily basis, a nice, well-proportioned, shapely booty is a sight to behold. I can understand why Chris and Koochie Koo want to show it off. The Thong Song is playing in my head.
Obviously Kim got booty shots, along with padding. Why do you think she's been hanging with Chiyna Black lately? She needed someone's advice about where to get shots, how big she should go, etc. Looks like Kim told the doc, "Fill 'er up!"
The oldest son looks kind of pissed. Guess he wanted to go to Disneyland.
Robin Thicke is weirdly creepy. He's not the usual creepy, just some strange, genetically altered kind of creepy. It's a shame, because he is talented. But a talented, douchey man is a no go. I'm glad Paula finally left him, and now I hope Robin will let her go and move on. It seems like Paula deserves a better man.
I like pictures of Willow. She has a unique look and definitely has the body for a career in modeling. Long and lean, like Kendall Jenner. The one major problem with Willow is when she opens her mouth and speaks. Talk about a pretentious brat. I don't know if I saw a couple of bad interviews she did or what. But what I saw was someone who was brattier than her big brother Jaden. Will and Jada make good looking kids, but their parenting skills seem to have created rotten on the inside monsters. It will be interesting to see what they become when they make it out of their teen years. Will they be idiotic dunces like Justin Bieber or interesting artists marching to the beat of their own drum.
Finally, the Fishwrapper crew do a story that makes me say YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! Hailee is gorgeous. But more importantly, she seems like a well-adjusted young woman. I realize I'm making that assumption from a few still photos of her, but I figure if she was a wild child party girl, the press and paparazzi would have been all over that story. Good luck to Hailee in her college years and beyond. And a shout out to the proud papa Eminem and proud mama Kim.
How much Vaseline is on that lens? Freddy Kruger would look good with that amount of smoke and mirrors helping him out. But I could tell by the horrible photo of Courtney on TMZ that Fishwrapper was going to show a glam pic of Ms. Love. Or at least Fishwrapper's idea of glam. So you didn't fool me this time Fishwrapper. You sneaky snakes. I won this battle. And as I post this comment, We Are The Champions by Queen is blaring from my iPad. (It's not, but it would be awesome if it was). What was the topic of this story? I've gone way off track and lost my train of thought. I bet Jill Duggar is walking funny after all the sex she and her new hubby have been having. They're probably both saying, "Is this what we've been missing out on for all these years"? DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!
Yeah, and wouldn't it be a shame if on their wedding night Jill's husband discovered that he prefers sex with the "men folk", and Jill discovered she is as frigid as an icebox. Oh well, they'll be too busy pumping out babies year after year to be concerned with those minor inconveniences. True love waits. And then is bitterly disappointed. DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! LOL
Dear Fishwrapper,You don't have to understand every celebrity's Instagram pictures, their captions, or various tweets that they post. Selena looks like she is in some kind of waiting room, presumably a doctor's, and she captioned her selfie in a way we don't understand but may be perfectly clear to her friends or hardcore fans. Please stop overreacting to all these unimportant things you overreact to. I mean, come on, it's Selena, not the Dali Lama.
DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!
Hey Fishwrapper, you've been guilty of calling some actresses "brave" for not wearing makeup, or wearing very little, and taking selfies so the whole world could see their bald faces. Not wearing makeup in public is not brave. There is nothing brave about this Selena selfie. Fighting in wars, being a policeman or fireman, and teaching high school students are a few examples of bravery. Maybe Selena confused brave with stupid. Stupid people tend to do that a lot.
Come on, say it with me. Damn! Damn! Damn!
Damn! Damn! Damn!
Does anyone here remember the TV show Good Times? It aired in the mid to late '70's, so I know most reading this weren't even a twinkle in their parents eye. Anyway, the show was about a poor black family living in a Chicago housing project. And it was a comedy. The mother of the family was named Florida. Yes, Florida. Don't know why she was named after a state, but the writers of the show named her Florida. She was played by a great African American actress named Esther Rolle. Okay, back to Florida. Every time Florida got angry, her famous catch phrase was "Damn, damn, damn!". I guess you had to see it, but that's how I feel every time I click onto just about any Fishwrapper story. I'm angry, and in my mind I'm saying "Damn, damn, damn!". Sarah or Emily got me again. DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!!!
Let me see if I understand this whole thing correctly. Adam Richman lost a huge amount of weight. To show just how much weight he lost, he posed with a pair of his pants he wore before the weight loss. He titled the picture #Thinspiration. Sounds like an appropriate caption for a picture he might use when his willpower is wavering. And he may have been unaware that eating disorder groups made a law stating that only they could use #Thinspiration. When many people tore Adam a new one for using #Thinspiration for his own inspirational picture, he responded with sarcasm and anger. And a writer for Fishwrapper thinks Adam is a horrible person, and accused him of going way overboard in his response by writing an article that goes way overboard in its' response to Adam's anger and sarcasm. So basically Emily is the pot who is calling the kettle black. Or she is just being big ole hypocrite.
This just in: Kim Kardashian is an empty-headed, big-boobed, idiot. Wait, wait. Oh, I' m getting word from my producer that this is old news known by everybody except her brain dead fans. Tune in tonight on News at 11:00pm when I'll be reporting on more obvious stuff. I will then dance around the studio, hold my breath and pass out. Good times.
That's photoshopped, baby! Madonna without makeup is truly scary.
Why are some folks obsessed with Lourdes' eyebrows? She is a beautiful young lady who just graduated from high school. Let's have more congratulating and less body image obsessing. Some of you are worse than those busy bodies criticizing Beyonce about how to style Blue Ivy's hair. I do hope Lola quits smoking, but that concern is a health issue, not a beauty one. I'd hate to see our society turn into more of a Kardashian/Jenner, narcissistic, empty headed population than it already is.
Calm down Fishwrapper writer lady. Not really earthshaking news or coupling. Too early in the morning for this.
Every couple isn't as pathetic as your precious Tori and Dean. I'm not a big fan of Gywneth or Chris, but even annoying people can be civil to each other after they break up. Especially when kids are involved. It doesn't mean a publicity stunt is happening. Man, T and D really messed you up.
How many people would click on the story if the headline was "Tori's Former 90210 Costar Makes Complete Sense About Her Marriage Woes"? Absolutely no one. But by telling us Ian slams Tori, but in a passive aggressive way, we are all clicking fools. None of us should be surprised by this annoying tactic used to reel us in. We should all take a cue from that classic scene in the movie "Animal House", bend over, and say "Please sir, can I have another?"
What about the way we glamorize the Mafia? And other criminals like Bonnie and Clyde? The way the media and lots of people drooled over John Gotti was sickening. The guy was a murderer and he had people murdered. But the press couldn't get enough of "The Teflon Don". So, glamorizing criminals is nothing new.
The therapist who counsels her kids is gonna be RICH! Upgrading to a bigger home, possibly an additional summer home in the Hamptons or Maui, pimped out cars, maybe a yacht and mo' money, mo' money, mo' money!
I never watched this mess. I don't care enough about either of these Zzz-list celebs to waste my time watching them fake a crisis.
I read that Kanye's wedding speech was 20 minutes long. Just more proof that it's always got to be about him. Yeah, it's his wedding day, but not his alone. And calling the Kardashians "The most remarkable people of our time", proves that Kanye was dropped on his head as a baby, and then dropped 3 or 4 more times, just for the hell of it.
If Jusin had been there, he'd probably be the only "celebrity" anyone recognized. People who gathered at the hotel in Italy to take pictures and maybe get autographs must have uttered "Is he famous? Who is she?", more than once. I think most A-list celebs Kimye invited didn't want to be bothered with all that ridiculousness. But thank God Tyga and Black China were there.
It seems like a lot of A-list people didn't show up for this wedding. I can understand why Beyonce and JayZ didn't show up. The press would still be bombarding them with questions about the elevator fight. But David Blaine? Geez, how romantic. (Insert eye roll here). To bad he couldn't make the bride and groom disappear. Forever.
I think Bill Clinton is glad he is still married to Hillary and is looking forward to being a Grandpa. To me, Monica Lewinsky is still the big loser in all of this. She thought that blue dress (or what was on it), was going to make her rich and famous. And it did, but not for very long. And definitely not the way she wanted it to. I mean, if the President squirted all over my dress, I'd be flattered, maybe. But it's not something you want to put on a resume, or a business card. I'm talking about the sex act, not the jizz.
I wish this guy much success in his struggle back to good health. Not a fan of his band, but I am a fan of anyone who recognizes they have a problem and are trying to get their lives and health back in working order. Too bad he almost had to die to realize he needs help, but unfortunately that's what it takes for some people to stop drinking and drugging too much. Good luck Deryck.
Moises is also Jaden's friend. They have all known each for years. Obviously, they knew lots of people would be outraged and they wanted attention. Willow and Jaden's friendships with Kendall and Kylie Jenner are way more troubling and damage inducing than a shirtless Moises Arias.
People need to know the difference between prejudice and racist first. Any race of people can be prejudiced against another race of people. Of course Blacks can be prejudiced against Whites. Asians can be prejudiced against Blacks. Latinos can be prejudiced against Indians. And on and on it goes. All races of people can have their prejudices against other races of people. Racism is about who has the money and the power to control another race of people. Historically, Whites have been the race with the money and the power. A White man has been President of the United States until 2008. White men are the majority of owners of all of the teams in all of the sports organizations. White men have been CEO's and Presidents of most major corporations and big businesses in this country since we have been a country. When you have the power and the money to control the fates of other people, and you deny other people a chance to advance or improve their lives, and specifically you deny other races of people a chance to improve their lives, that is racism. Donald Sterling is a racist because he is the OWNER of the Los Angeles Clippers and he has the power to deny higher level positions to Blacks and other non-whites in the Clippers corporation. Snoop Dog, Kevin Hart, Lil Wayne, Leslie Jones and other famous Black people can talk sh!t about Sterling all day long, but they are not racists. They can be prejudiced, but they don't have the power to be racists. People, this is why knowledge and education is so important. And knowing the history of our country, the good and the bad, is the only way we are ever going to honestly deal with racism and prejudice.
Uh-Oh, sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays. :( On a Sunday morning. :)
She didn't hit the doggies. I think you're overreacting just a bit.
Ashton's likability was never in question in my book. No surprise he cheated on Demi Moore. I don't condone cheating, but Demi is looney toons crazy. Plus, Ashton wanted kids, and Demi's last few shriveled eggs ain't got time for that. Congrats Ashton and Mila on your upcoming wedding and parenthood. They are gonna be the coolest parents ever.
Yeah, give up your Kardashian addiction today. Consider this an intervention. If Selena can rid her life of those Toxic Twins known as Kylie and Kendall Jenner, you can do the same with the whole Kardashian tribe. You can do it. I believe in you. Wind Beneath My Wings suddenly comes on the radio as I wipe away one, lone tear. End scene.
Did I miss something? Apart from saying Daddy loves you very much too, that's not really talking about the daddy. I was expecting a name, but I should have known better from this site.
She was being taped for her reality show. No mystery, nothing new in Kim's boring, yawn-inducing world.
Are you kidding? Getting rid of the Jenner wh*res, stuck up Taylor Swift and idiot Bierber is the best thing Selena has done for herself. It's not like they were her only friends. I'm sure she has plenty of REAL friends in her life. Selena is just fine.
The obvious difference is the parenting. The late Steve Irwin and his wife have done a great job raising their kids in the public eye. Bindi's mom (sorry, I can't remember her name), is no Kris Jenner, thank goodness. Now watch, after posting this, tomorrow's news will be. "Bindi elopes with DMX. And she's a meth addict". lol
Looks like Katy Perry was right about not wanting to kiss hillbilly Miley Cyrus. And for all the people Miley spit on or drank from your bottle or cup, you better get your @ss to a hospital and get tested for pretty much every disease known to mankind.
I'm glad Jenni and Roger's baby girl is gonna be okay. Jenni is gonna be a cool mom. I'd love to be at those future parent/teacher meetings. Too funny.
Awwww, ain't it cute? Hillbillies gone wild. The only thing missing from those videos is that creepy, inbred, banjo playing boy. Inbreeding: It does a body, well, not so good. Unless you want an extra thumb or 12 toes or any number of maladies and unknown afflictions. Fun!
Just because Simon makes less prickish public comments, it doesn't make him less of a prick. He's still unbelievably slimy, and other than his vast fortune, I don't see how any woman could be sexually aroused enough to become sufficiently moist enough to have pleasurable sex with him. As soon as he started talking, my vajayjay would dry up like the Mojave Desert. But, I'm glad the old slimeball is happy, like a room without a roof.
What an idiotic story. Just because Madonna's oldest child is attractive, this is her greatest achievement? So, I guess if she was ugly, Lourdes would be Madonna's biggest disappointment? And we're giving dad zero credit because he's nowhere near as rich or as famous as Madonna, right? Alright, Lola, don't you go changing your name to Kardashian or Jenner because if you do, Emily will be very, very displeased and pissed.
Jennifer Aniston is a dull bore. I wish the media would stop wishing that Jen would get married or have a baby or adopt a baby or blah, blah, blah. There is nothing exciting or interesting about this woman.
Oh, just give up on this lost cause already. Let's just hope on the parenting front, she isn't a total lost cause and that her daughter will be okay. I don't remember her kid's name, but she didn't choose to be born to a skank. Hopefully, she'll grow up to be a wonderful young lady, despite her mother.
Looks like it could be good. Nothing wrong with a couple of hours of scary fun. Especially on a stormy night. RIP Brittany Murphy.
I really don't think a whole lot of people waste their time or energy thinking about Madonna. Except the old ladies on The View and The Talk. Someone needs to lay off Instagram for awhile. I think Madonna is addicted to Madonna. Not healthy.
What bump? Why is the entertainment media so desperate for famous women to be pregnant? Pregnancy is not a talent, you morons. Rich or poor, famous or not, women have been getting pregnant since the beginning of time. Stop treating it as some special talent only famous women have. Yes, creating new life is wonderful, but not newsworthy. Unless the woman is a man.
Where is her hubby? I guess he took the picture. Too bad he didn't tell her to change her shoes and clean up a bit. He must look like a hot mess too. I hope Bobbi Kristina gets the help she desperately needs. Not just for drugs, but for dealing with the sudden death of her mother.
I know this isn't news to anybody that Kim K. is a delusional bore. I guess with all the fallout over her and Kanye's "Vague" cover, Kim has taken delusional into over drive, but she's still the same idiot she always has been.
She is disgusting. Not for showing her armpit hair, but for her increasingly lame attempts to be hip. Hey Madonna, you were the highest paid music star last year. Why do you continue with this juvenile cry for attention? Someone needs to take her phone and hurl it into her face. HARD!
Yep, she is pretty desperate. Too bad Madonna isn't aging with grace and class like Prince. Madonna may have tons of money, but even with all that wealth, she still can't buy a clue.
I hope these articles make the author feel better, cause they aren't doing a damn thing to make Kylie act "appropriately". And sadly, this is happening in bedrooms across America. Teens taking risqué selfies and naked selfies and God only knows what else. Instead of worrying so much about Kylie, keep a watchful eye on your own teens, if you have any.
What? Eva spoke her truth. Nothing wrong with that. The author of this story seems to be nit-picking. Slow news day I guess.
What moron paid $1000 to see Miley Cyrus in concert? That's $1000 down the drain.
She's never gonna stop. LeAnn, Brandi and Farrah are her and Sarah's drugs of choice. And drugs are bad, m'kay?
Is this sudden about face (no pun intended), concerning the Kardashian Klan in response to how absolutely gorgeous Lupita looked with her minimal makeup, tiny breasts and self confidence radiating from within, rather than the plastic fakeness on the outside? The Kardashian women were their usual botoxed vapidness. Kim's ginormous silicone boobs, deer in the headlight emptiness and her usual lack of emotion was no different on Sunday night. What a joy it was to watch Lupita smile and laugh and enjoy herself with her God given beauty, and not the cartoonish, plastic horror show far too many actresses, and actors, are turning into. Her quick boogie with Pharrell was not overdone, a la Taylor Swift. The Kardashian women struck a pose, like they always do. *YAWN*
Well, I know I asked you to focus on celebs other than Farrah, but I meant with intelligence, not foolishness. (sigh) This site really is pathetic. But what should I have expected with a name like Fishwrapper. It would be like going to PornHub and complaining about all the naked people having sex.
Says Sarah Taylor is the author. You know, the one that keeps us updated on all of Farrah's grossness.
That's better. No Farrah, just Raquel. And a Kris Jenner mention. Judge Judy can't be far behind. And, no,I don't have anything against the Judge. I even watch her show now and then. She just seems like a fun target. Risky, but fun.
Okay, Fishwrapper we get it. You have told us umpteen times how gross and disgusting Farrah is. And most of us believe you. She is a horrible mother and a useless human being. We heard you the first zillion times you told us. You can stop now. There have got to be many other disgusting celebrities you have yet to inform us about. Stick a fork in Farrah, she's done. I hear Judge Judy is a real @sshole. You might want to check that out. I know she has a hit TV show and has a respectable job, but still. A b!tch is a b!tch.
Hey Fishwrapper, would you please stop giving this waste of space free publicity? You keep talking about how disgusting she is, then you show clips of her movie. If you and Vivid and TMZ are all owned by the same corporate douchebags, at least be honest about it and just hype her videos without your fake disgust and commentary.
It's a good thing her daughter is too young for school. Or is she? I don't think she is 5 yet. Anyway, I hope she develops a really thick skin, because she is gonna need it. Farrah has some serious mental issues, especially if she thought only one porn movie was gonna be made from the footage she shot. Also, if she's not a porn star, she should stop showing up at the porn movie award shows and the porn conventions in Las Vegas. You're not gonna be convincing a whole lot of folks you're not a porn star when you are covered in jizz from head to toe.
Sentimentality isn't poisoning our society. Hatred and racism are. And if this psychiatrist thinks withdrawal from heroin and other opiates is trivial, he is a big part of the problem. Opioids get inside of the bones. And when a person goes through withdrawal from heroin, that pain is real and it is extreme and it is something I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. Anyone who thinks withdrawal from heroin consists of only vomiting and the runs is sadly misinformed.
It seems like the same people who are angry at addicts are the same people who get angry at the newest Coke commercial or who are so outraged at the biracial family in the Cheerios commercial. These right wing idiots who will support pouring billions of dollars into weapons and wars where countless lives are lost and injured, but don't want to spend a cent on programs that help the working poor, or people struggling with drug addiction and mental illness. They convince themselves that all poor people are crooks just out to get money without working for it, but when you ask them about crooks like the Enron executives who stole billions of dollars, they have nothing to say. Lack of compassion for those who are suffering, racism and just the increasing uncivility towards those who are different flies in the face of Christianity and what Jesus Christ tried to teach the world. Yet many, if not most of these hateful people call themselves Christians. The same white people who were hanging black men from trees on Saturday night, were in church Sunday morning praising The Lord.
The same thing happens over and over again. The family and friends of the celebrity insists that he/she is just fine. They claim the problem is the press, etc. The next thing you know that same celebrity is in rehab or dead. We all saw it with Michael Jackson. His family, friends and fans always said he was fine and always put the blame somewhere else. He clearly wasn't fine and the denials helped put him in the grave. Lindsay Lohan's mom seemed to care more about partying with her famous daughter than being a parent. We see this over and over again, and now it's playing out with Justin B. and his family and friends. I'm not a fan of Justin's, but from one human being to another, I'd hate to see him lost to drugs and into an early grave. The people who claim to care about him better wake up and get their heads out of the sand.
I can wait. Not planning on watching this dreck. And what's with Madonna and the cowboy hats? Is she planning on becoming a country singer now? Hope it goes better than when she pretended to be a guitar player. Or a good guitar player, to be specific.
Beyonce's performance with Prince at the 2004 Grammys was so much better than last night with JayZ. But the fact that Macklemore beat Kendrick and Drake in rap categories proves once again that the Grammys are not about great music or great artists. That was simply criminal.
When Farrah actually does something really vile and horrible, again, like bring her kid to a porn party or defend child molesters, I bet you'll defend that behavior or gloss over it. The writer of these stories really needs to google "ridiculous" and "shameful" because these words apparently mean something totally different to you than the rest of us. I'm not defending this cum dumpster because I really think she is vile, but when you throw around words like ridiculous and shameful, please write a story that backs those words up. Reading these Fishwrapper stories is like having sex with a hot guy who is a one minute man. Horrendously frustrating and disappointing.
I think she was being sarcastic. Your dislike of this woman clouds your judgement of her.
There was no relationship. Just publicity whipped up by one or both of their PR teams. Since Hercules didn't do that great at the box office, Kellan no longer needs to be maybe romantically involved with the Hillbilly Ho. They would have made a crappy couple anyways.
Why are you apologizing for someone else's good looks? It's not like you had anything to do with it. The whole Kardashian/Jenner clan has gotten so boring. Well, more boring than usual. All they do is take selfies, go to breakfast, lunch or dinner, shop and talk in tortuous, monotone, nasally voices. Kourtney's voice is especially painful.
Happy New Year to you Farrah. Happy New Year to everyone.
Wait, what? This article is confusing, but not about what Zoe is saying. The author, Emily, managed to confuse the hell out of me. Maybe it's just holiday exhaustion, but what was the purpose of this? Did you run out of things to say about Courtney or Farrah or Miley or Kim?
I don't understand why disagreeing is such a hard concept to grasp. Disagreeing simply means having an opposing view on a topic. There is nothing wrong or outrageous saying you disagree with a gay lifestyle or the LGBT agenda. When you start saying people are going to hell, or all gays are pedophiles and baby killers you are not disagreeing. You are spreading hate. On another subject, I happen to be pro choice. I believe women have a right to get an abortion in a safe, sterile, legal place. I respect people who are anti-abortion, but a lot of them stand in front of clinics and call women killers and other names and a few nuts actually kill abortion doctors. There is disagreeing and then there is spreading hate and outright violence. Phil Robertson was spewing hate about homosexuals, he wasn't just stating his opinion. And shame on A&E. They have known from the start how this family felt about this and other subjects. As long as the Robertson's kept their mouths shut about controversial subjects, A&E was content to let the ratings soar, and the money come rolling in.
How do you know it hasn't been photoshopped? Kim K.'s middle name is "Photoshopped".
How, from that group of pictures, did you put Miley together with Kellan? They walked out of the same door, but how do you know they were on the same private jet? Anyways, Miley is old news. It's all about Beyonce now. A woman with real curves and an actual butt who could twerk day and night and it wouldn't get boring. Not like Miley and her flat as a pancake butt. Beyonce makes news by releasing actual music. Miley has to feel up a midget and stick her gross tongue out to get noticed. Miley's 15 minutes are up, even before her tour. Thank goodness.
Miley did buy a tongue brush. Unfortunately, she once used it to pleasure herself and decided it felt better in that hole than in the one on her head.
Hey Courtney, Amanda Bynes called. She wants her crazy @ss brain back. And she called you ugly. I'm gonna have to agree with her on that one.
I bet Kanye told her to say that, and to pose with that picture in the background. This has "Kanye Krazy" written all over it.
Everything she writes or says or does doesn't have to make sense. At least she's not posting a picture of a body part or driving and taking selfies at the same time. I'm not defending her, it's just not a big deal. The Kardashians, Kanye, Miley, Justin, etc., have all worn out their welcome. They are boring and their continual whining is annoying.
Kim's face is so tight from all the Botox, she can't even make a complete duck face. When she hits 40, her skin is gonna be translucent. Lay off the Botox before it's too late, Kimberly.
Love it. When it comes to the color purple, you can't go wrong. I love purple, especially Purple Rain. :)
I wondered how long it was going to be before someone tried to put some of the blame on Paul. You really don't have to write a story on every big event that happens. Stick with the meaningless stuff you obsess over, like the Kardashians, Miley and Lindsay. That seems to be your forte.
Prince didn't lip sync during his Super Bowl halftime show in 2007. THAT was the best halftime show ever. Playing killer guitar while he sang Purple Rain in the rain was classic. There are a few performers that sing live, but usually they are real musicians who play instruments. The Roots are another great band that performs live.
You're joking, right? Sometimes it's hard to catch the sarcasm when the comment is written, not spoken.
It's way better than that Kanye/Kim K. monstrosity, Bound 2.
Neither of them look too pleased. Harry probably realized how boring Kendall is. I'm not saying Harry is a Rhodes Scholar, but he probably has more interesting things to say and talk about than Kendall can even begin to grasp. I'm sure Harry quickly realized beautiful package but totally empty. Just like the rest of the Kardashian/Jenner gals.
So, I guess you're not going to mention that Brandi, again, talked about another woman's vagina. Brandi claims that Joanne Krupa's ex husband said her vajayjay was extremely smelly. Saying it once is bad enough, but saying it twice is lowering yourself to LeAnn's level. No class at all, either of them.
Did you see a different video than the one you posted? Because what I saw was an okay performance. Nothing to write home about, but not an embarrassment. At this point, I'm pretty Miley Cyrused-out. I'm like Hooray for your success Miley, now go away.
Like the fable, The Boy Who Cried Wolf, Miley has already reached the point where fewer and fewer people care about her stunts. If you're not familiar with that fable, it's about a little boy and his efforts to gain attention. The first time he yells wolf, the villagers come running and are punked by the boy because there is no wolf. They return to the village and they are very angry, but the boy thinks it's hilarious. The boy does this a few more times, with the same results. Finally, one day there really is a wolf, and the boy is yelling his head off and nobody comes. Needless to say, the wolf has a nice lunch of boy. Unfortunately, there is no wolf to eat Miley, at least not in a gory, gruesome way most of us would like to see happen. But her lame stunts are already getting little to no reactions and soon Miley will be nothing but a bad memory.
Kylie has the prettiest eyes of all her sisters. I don't get why people think she's an ugmo. She has a little more meat on her bones, which many guys appreciate. Not everyone is attracted to stick figures. Kylie's eyes, the shape and color, are gorgeous. To me, Kylie has always been cuter than Kendall. Kendall does have the classic model shape, tall and thin, but her face is more severe than Kylie's. Spooning and cuddling with Kylie would be more comfortable, because she is softer. Wow, I have put way too much thought into this. Whatever. Team Kylie!!
Why in the world is this woman so famous? I know, I know, she married a gross 51 year old when she was only 16, and with her brain-dead mother's blessing. But besides that, their was no sex tape to launch her into stardom like that other no talent woman. Courtney didn't even marry someone who was super famous. Doug who? You had to mention the @sshole guard in The Green Mile before anyone knew who you were talking about. She is not drop dead gorgeous, she's not intentionally funny and she's no rocket scientist. What is the appeal? *shrugs* Whatever.
I love the way the Kardashian/Jenner clan acts all offended whenever a photographer asks them about anything sexual or brings up Kim's sex tape, but they can't wait to pose practically naked on Instagram or some other site. They are so hypocritical.
I heard that she got that tattoo after her grandmother died. It's supposed to be a tribute to her, I guess.
Courtney and Doug are splitsville? Their marriage lasted longer than I thought it would. Poor Doug will have to find another Lolita with horrible parents.
She wants to be dead? She probably will be, sooner rather than later.
Why was Kim on the Tonight Show anyway? Was she promoting the reality show or the proposal or her weight loss or what? She gets less and less interesting each day. Not that she was all that interesting to begin with.
I thought Sarah was obsessed with Miley. Which is really, really boring.
Please, don't encourage her.
How should he have said it? It doesn't sound bad to me.
Maybe he thinks he can help her. Or maybe he saw her sex tape and thought, "Me likey". Whatever the reason is that Brian is dating Farrah, I can't even work up the energy to care all that much. And I would advise the writer of this story not to care either. This time next year, Brian will have come to his senses and moved on and Farrah will lose custody of her daughter and OD on Botox and silicone. The End.
Let's just change the name of this site from Fishwrapper to Miley'sWorld. Or Where In The World Is Miley Cyrus? Or Miley's A Bitch. Or Huh? Or Miley Bad. Or Not Tonight, I Have A Headache. Or....zzzzzz.
Her breasts look painful. Breasts are supposed to compliment the body, at least sexy ones are. Courtney's look to big for her body. They look red and her skin is stretched way too tight. Courtney, her creepy husband and her brain dead mother are just horrible.
Good Lord! That's a horrible Michael Jackson impersonator. Or maybe it's a good one since MJ looked horrible at the end of his life. As for Miley, whatever. It's not even fun making fun of her anymore.
Is she still blond or did she go back to her natural color? I'm not a Demi fan, so I don't really know much about her. I do remember Wilmer and Lindsay dating way back when. Considering who Lindsay's parents are, it's hard to blame the train wreck her life became even a little bit on Wilmer. No doubt he likes his girlfriends young, but lots of men do so that doesn't make him any better or worse than the average guy. I don't know a whole lot about him either so I'll just wish them both good luck on their romance.
I don't condone or celebrate the break up of marriages, but I can't wait for the day when Eddie leaves LeAnn for another woman. It's not a question of IF he will leave her but WHEN will he leave her. LeAnn is in the same league as Rielle Hunter, the woman who had the affair with John Edwards. Not only did Rielle know John was married (duh, he was a famous politician), but she knew his wife was battling cancer, and she lied about not being able to get pregnant. The men are horrible for cheating on their wives, but woman who know from the start that the man is married with children and decide to date him anyway are worse. IMO
I know. Her previous two albums had higher first week sales without all the hype and "controversy" of Bangerz. Maybe now she'll get the message that performing and posing almost nude and completely nude isn't sexy when you have the body and sex appeal of a 10 year old boy.
Including Miley Cyrus in that group isn't fair because she has no ass. Just a very long back with a crack at the bottom. She is as flat as a pancake, in ass related matters.
I liked the picture of her and Kylie sitting in the backseat totally wasted. That's the real Kardashian/Jenner look. Mama Kris and Papa Bruce must be so proud.
Umm, I'm pretty sure most of us are convinced just how horrible this mom/cum dumpster is. The constant reminders aren't necessary and they're not news anymore. If she saves a family from a burning building or gets a perfect SAT score (she can still take that, can't she?), that would be something worth reporting. Continuing to say stupid and outrageous stuff is just normal, everyday behavior for Farrah. Not newsworthy.
Robin Thicke ain't sexy cause his dad is Alan Thicke, another decent looking but truly unsexy man. Robin can sing but he's just so douchy looking and he tries way too hard to be a smooth, suave heartthrob. Maybe if he stopped talking and just sang, that might help. But I doubt it. Too tall, too white, too stiff ( yes, sometimes that's a bad thing), just too Robin Thicke to be a sexual, sensual man.
Is she still mocking Amanda Bynes? Definitely NOT a good look.
HaHa! Too bad Courtney doesn't have the personality or talent of Goldie Hawn.
Is there a law that says everything this fame wh*re does must be reported? Her and her creepy husband are nothing special so why all the attention? With all the surgery she is getting, she is probably addicted or will become addicted to pain killers, and the inevitable overdose will soon follow. Then her idiot mom and slimy husband will come together to sue someone for her wrongful death, like the Jacksons did. Predictable and boring. There are so many more interesting and talented people to talk about. Focus on those folks and forget about Courtney Stodden's plastic assets.
I feel so sorry for little Sophia. Every time I see a picture of her with her self-absorbed mom, my heart breaks. What's even sadder is that there are little Sophia's all over the country living with parents who are physically and/or emotionally abusive. And not nearly enough funds for the social service agencies that are trying to help these kids.
Or taking a big ole sh!t.
It would be nice if she just planned to do a great job of hosting and singing, but that wouldn't bring her the attention she wants. Basically, she's turned her career into one long episode of Jack@ss. It's just about grossing people out or outraging them. The entertaining part got lost somewhere. Like others have said, whatever Miley does tonight will be repeated ad nauseum by the media for the next week, so it's not like we'll be missing anything if we don't tune in.
I feel sorry for her because I see her life ending the same way Anna Nicole Smith's ended. I know if she really wanted to she could stop the inevitable train wreck that her life is becoming, but she seems to enjoy the exploitation by her husband and mother. It's weird how her husband played a douchebag character in The Green Mile, and he is just as slimy in real life. I will be glad when Courtney's 15 minutes is up. It really is painful just looking at her.
Could it get any better? Yeah, it could. She doesn't look too horrible, but she certainly doesn't look all that great, either. Or, were you being sarcastic and I missed it? Whatever.
Self hate is sad. Lil Kim fans should stop making excuses for her. Michael Jackson fans made excuses for him, and believed his lies about vitiligo. Look at him now. Wait, you can't because he's dead. Enabling someone you love is never a good thing. Whether it's a family member, friend or superstar, truth, no matter how painful, has to come first.
Meh, it's okay. I closed my eyes and bobbed my head to it. There'll be a zillion remixes that will sound better. When did Britney's last album come out? Seems like it's been awhile. If this is the best she could come up with after all that time, she should give up being a singer and become a mime.
I think most of you are missing his point. He is not whining about how tough is life has been after Idol. He's saying he realizes what is truly important in his life. The love of his wife and kids and the importance of family and friends over material possessions. And it is beautifully written.