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Name lifeisprecious
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Sarah Taylor
With Age Comes Wisdom ... We Hope
3 hours ago

That's your opinion. It differs from the one belonging to Simon.

Newsflash: the world doesn't revolve around you (shocking, I know); therefore, your question, "who cares about this lame ass story" is moot, because there are people who care about this story ... otherwise it wouldn't have even been written.

Sarah Taylor
How 'Bout it Being Time That Carrie Underwood STFU?
3 days ago

Damn right. And that workout regimen sounds TERRIBLE. I'm dying just thinking about it.

Sarah Taylor
We're Not Gonna Say 'Told You So', But ...
3 days ago

Yeah, Leo is a god in comparison to Depp. Don't know why he's got to get suckered in every single time.

Sarah Taylor
Hillary Clinton Can Shut Her Damn Mouth, Too
3 days ago

Hope you have a barf basket handy, all that 'disgusting' and 'horrific' you're throwing around. I keep one near my desk. Ultimately useful.

Sarah Taylor
Hillary Clinton Can Shut Her Damn Mouth, Too
3 days ago

I .... am pretty sure that's exactly what I did, Captain Obvious.

Sarah Taylor
Hillary Clinton Can Shut Her Damn Mouth, Too
3 days ago

Amazing, isn't it?

Sarah Taylor
The Apple Doesn't Fall Too Far From the Poisoned Tree, Huh?
4 days ago

For the thousandth frigging time, Lynn, the whole entire point of this site is for the authors to share their opinions on things. That has been, and always will be, the "whole point."

Opinions, by nature, are biased. That's what opinions are.

If you want straight news, head on over to a fluffy, comfortable website where you're not perpetually offended.

Sarah Taylor
The Apple Doesn't Fall Too Far From the Poisoned Tree, Huh?
4 days ago

All fair points. Sometimes I lose sight that these people are not 'real' people. LOL

Sarah Taylor
Slay, Daisy Lea, Slay
4 days ago

Hm. I guess that would make sense. lol

Sarah Taylor
The Apple Doesn't Fall Too Far From the Poisoned Tree, Huh?
4 days ago

Well, unfortunately, speaking from experience, there are boundaries, in my opinion. If the child knows about it -- whether grown or young -- it's still the business of the parents. Whatever Sharon and Ozzy end up doing is their business, and I don't think they need a diarrhea-mouthed little twit who has no concepts of relationships herself mucking things up or making even more of a spectacle of them, herself, or the situation. Sharon might be putting up a brave front, but damn, she's got to be hurting. And while Kelly's only sticking up for her mom, there's a time and a place, and what she did was not the event for the time or the place.

Sarah Taylor
Why is the Universe Allowing Something Like This?
4 days ago

Whatever would you do with yourself on the internets if I did? My sole purpose here is to move you one way or the other. C'mon. You don't want me in a hole, I promise.

Sarah Taylor
You in Danger, Girl
4 days ago

I used the old pic to illustrate the difference between then and now -- not young vs old, but natural vs ... well, what appears to be pretty unnatural.

Sarah Taylor
Why is the Universe Allowing Something Like This?
5 days ago
No, no; she shat all over 'Lost in Space'. Poor Billy Mumy. < / 3
Sarah Taylor
How Handsome is This Celebrity Kid?
5 days ago

Then you were definitely a ladykiller, too. :)

Sarah Taylor
How Handsome is This Celebrity Kid?
5 days ago

HAHAHHAHAHHAH!

Sarah Taylor
How Handsome is This Celebrity Kid?
5 days ago

RESTRAIN THE SWOON, LOVER

Sarah Taylor
Celebrate, 'Cause Macaulay Culkin Doesn't Look Like Skeletor Anymore!
8 days ago

Aww, congratulations on your first time to a celeb gossip site!

Sarah Taylor
That is One Hell of an Ass (And We're Not Talking About Tyga)
9 days ago

Oh man, no way. She looks young, but she's 21.

Sarah Taylor
Can We Just Start Calling Her 'Hot Mess Jess' Now?
15 days ago

If you don't want comments in return, why comment? I'm not going to sit by mute whether I agree or disagree with what's being said.

Sarah Taylor
Can We Just Start Calling Her 'Hot Mess Jess' Now?
15 days ago

Get some better material, Jenn. Or at least be a little creative with the wee insults you have in your reserve, come on.

Sarah Taylor
We're Proud, Body Positivity, Blah Blah Blah, Thirsty
19 days ago

Thanks, love! Your comments are some of my favorite. :)

Sarah Taylor
Some People Should NOT Have Children
20 days ago

I love when twits use the knee-jerk response "apparently you're not a parent" when attacking someone for making decisions other than the ones of a person in question. It's really entertaining.

Sarah Taylor
And This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things (Like a Nice Country)
23 days ago

Guess that just about sums things up, huh, DM?

Sarah Taylor
And This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things (Like a Nice Country)
24 days ago

You get it, girl. Much love and respect.

Sarah Taylor
And This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things (Like a Nice Country)
24 days ago

After all these years, Bob, I think I'm in love.

Sarah Taylor
And This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things (Like a Nice Country)
24 days ago

I believe it. There are definitely folks who work the system. But generalizing that they're all like that is wrong, which is what the idiot in the video was doing. The kid she was arguing with was wearing a torn Cannibal Corpse t-shirt that he probably had given to him in high school 15 years ago.

Sarah Taylor
And This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things (Like a Nice Country)
24 days ago

DM, you're too obstinate to have a conversation with.

You realize that this *is* my job -- it's an actual job, lol -- and if you do any research at all, you might be surprised to find that a managing editor makes a pretty OK salary.

I won't lie -- 10 years ago when I was freelancing and my husband was finishing his graduate degree and we had more mouths to feed than just our own, we did have food stamps. And Medicaid. And once we no longer qualified for it, as things normally happen, we stopped utilizing them.

Thank heavens -- AND ALL THOSE FOLKS WHO PAY FOR IT, GOLDURN IT -- for the assistance that we got when we had a little family that was just starting out.

Sarah Taylor
And This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things (Like a Nice Country)
24 days ago

Newsflash: You're as bad as the lady in the video, Lacey. Hopefully, if you have, had, or ever will, have children, you'll hope that they don't live an imperfect life after they fly the coop, 'cause man is that going to be some kind of uncomfortable Thanksgiving get-together dinner. Maybe by then you'll be in your own hole and your son/daughter can provide the meal with their necessary food stamps.

Those who think they're entitled to anything deserve nothing ... and that goes for both sides of the argument, but especially you. Your 'freebie'? You're sitting here on an internet gossip blog at 9:33 AM EST and you have internet access. Good chance you're ahead of most people on this planet. Congratulations.

Sarah Taylor
And This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things (Like a Nice Country)
24 days ago

It's not your business, unless you're like the A-hole in the video ranting in Walmart about it. Then, by all means, make it your business. People like that always do, and always end up looking like trash.

If daddy's working that many hours a week and mama's taking care of the kids so she can't get a job, then what? Do you know how expensive child care is, or would you rather bitch about underprivileged families getting subsidies for child care, too?

Unless you've been there, you have zero room to talk. And if you have been there, then shame on you for not showing compassion for someone who still is.

Sarah Taylor
Somethin' Seems to be A'Brewin'
25 days ago

MY FAVORITE!

Sarah Taylor
Tallulah Willis: You Wish
26 days ago

Get over yourself, LizFS. I'm the managing editor, hence I can run this blog in the manner in which I see fit.

Also, not that I have to explain it to you, but unless you're privy to our mission statement, one of the finer points is to interact with commenters.

Juvenile and insecure? Kept you coming back making comments, so therefore I've satisfied my own criteria for the day. Thanks, girl!

Sarah Taylor
Tallulah Willis: You Wish
26 days ago

I censored the poor woman's face, because that's rude as hell. Tallulah posted the full version. It doesn't take a PhD to realize that Tallulah was taking a mocking photo of her.

Sarah Taylor
Now, See, This is Where Logic Just Disintegrates
26 days ago

Oh man, I'm too flattered. :)

Sarah Taylor
Now, See, This is Where Logic Just Disintegrates
26 days ago

Agreed, Kate, and thanks!

Sarah Taylor
Tallulah Willis: You Wish
27 days ago

LOL U SHER TOLD ME!

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Does It All Makes Sense Now? What Just Happened?
29 days ago

How 'bout you go read your Bible, hon, and then we'll talk.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Does It All Makes Sense Now? What Just Happened?
29 days ago

Fixed, sorry! There was some weird code in there hiding text. Thank you!

Sarah Taylor
What. the Crap. is This.
30 days ago

You too, love. It's a shame you don't understand how these kinds of websites -- or their authors -- work. You might not take things so seriously and so personally.

As for why I respond to comments and monitor them so closely ... one, it's part of my job. Two, do you know of many other sites that have authors who interact with commenters? Why comment if you don't want a response? It's like talking to yourself. I enjoy discussions. Hence my job, which, believe me, is one of the very best parts of my life (and I have a lot of goodness there, thank heavens).

Sarah Taylor
What. the Crap. is This.
30 days ago

LOL. I have no idea what you're trying to articulate. "It's not you, it's me."

Sarah Taylor
What. the Crap. is This.
30 days ago

I don't need to try again. The pics speak for themselves. You can literally see the difference between the first pic and second.

Sarah Taylor
And Now the Woodwork Comes to Life ...
30 days ago

Yes! LOL I'm 5'3". :)

Sarah Taylor
Chrissy Teigen is Too Beautiful for This World
30 days ago

I laughed for an uncomfortably long time at this.

Sarah Taylor
And Now the Woodwork Comes to Life ...
30 days ago

You and me both, friend.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Does a Duggar Get It? Maybe.
31 days ago
They can share their core belief in love and of God without sharing a core belief in covering up molestation and the ugly sides of life, pretending they're above it and that it just doesn't deserve earthy repercussions because they repent or whatever.
Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Does a Duggar Get It? Maybe.
31 days ago

I like Spurgeon! ... For a dog, anyway. It's neat -- reminds me of an old, grizzled sea captain with some missing fingers.

Side note: I have a huge ass Harlequin Great Dane and his name is Peter ... had we not named him Peter, I'm pretty sure -- now -- that I would have named him Spurgeon.

Sarah Taylor
Happy Endings Are the BEST Endings
31 days ago
I totally could! http://cdn-media.fishwrapper.com/2016/04/27/woodydevil-1.jpg
Sarah Taylor
Happy Endings Are the BEST Endings
31 days ago

Click on the gallery launch, dear. She's the pregnant one.

Sarah Taylor
What the Bloody Hell is This?
31 days ago

Love you too, dear! :)

Sarah Taylor
Things Are About to Get Ugly in a REAL Uncomfortable Way
32 days ago

la·ment verb
past tense: lamented; past participle: lamented
mourn (a person's loss or death).
"he was lamenting the death of his infant daughter"
synonyms: mourn, grieve, sorrow, wail, weep, cry, sob, keen, beat one's breast
"the mourners lamented" express one's deep grief about.
express regret or disappointment over something considered unsatisfactory, unreasonable, or unfair.
"she lamented the lack of shops in the town"
synonyms: bemoan, bewail, complain about, deplore, rue

Shut up, Randy.

Sarah Taylor
Taylor Swift Needs to Ditch This Stylist -- or Notion -- Right Quick
33 days ago

This post is literally about offering our opinion on a celebrity/public figure and/or what they are doing/not doing. That is literally what we do on every single post, and it is literally what this entire site is about.

Sarah Taylor
The Queen of 'Relevance' Speaketh
33 days ago

I think perhaps I'm not being clear. Monica's been standing up about bullying over her sexual encounter w/Clinton ever since she re-emerged from wherever it was to become a post-millennium pop culture figure/motivational speaker.

If she wants to make jokes at her own expense, whatever.

But as I said in the post, "So 'the other' woman, in essence, though it was long ago, doesn't really have a leg to stand on when jibing on something that could very well be directly related to infidelity."

It was an attention-grab, plain and simple. And she joked about the very thing that she's complained about being bullied over for "ALL THOSE DECADES." And while making her joke, she spit -- pun intended -- in Beyonce's face ... if, indeed, the everything is about cheating.

Sarah Taylor
The Queen of 'Relevance' Speaketh
33 days ago

OK, ready? Monica Lewinsky cheated with a married man -- the President, to be exact -- and what happens when affairs come out? People feel strongly and slam one or both of the parties involved in the sexual indiscretion. She took her brunt, Clinton took his.

Now that she's back in the spotlight, she's advocating all over the place for women who are bullied over ... well, anything really. So now she thinks it's OK to make light of the very thing she's fighting against? Who does that?

Sarah Taylor
Sounds Like Somebody Needs to Take a Seat and FAST
38 days ago

Yikes, what happened, Snug, if you don't mind my asking?

Sarah Taylor
Sounds Like Somebody Needs to Take a Seat and FAST
38 days ago

Congratulations, love! Good for you! :)

Sarah Taylor
All Aboard the Cuteness Train!
39 days ago

You & me both, friend.

Sarah Taylor
PLEASE Let This Be a Thing
39 days ago

Agree, 100%.

Sarah Taylor
You Know What They Say About Excuses, Right?
40 days ago

Side note, what is WRONG with Kim & Kanye's face in this pic? LOL I laughed too hard.

Sarah Taylor
Yeah, We're Just Not Seeing This One
40 days ago

She has. But Kylie has not. Yet all of the silly little girls running around trying to emulate Kylie, who was obviously trying to emulate Kim, who was trying to emulate someone who emulated Angelina and so forth. It's fine if you're born that way. Angie's gorgeous. But if you're not born that way, you're just a twit.

Sarah Taylor
We Can Finally Say With Conviction: Taylor Swift Looks Like Hell
40 days ago

Friends, if you think for one second that your negative comments -- directed at me -- impact me or influence my life in any way whatsoever ... not unlike how Taylor Swift's world won't stop turning 'cause I called her hair sh-tty ... then I don't know what to tell you.

Sarah Taylor
We Can Finally Say With Conviction: Taylor Swift Looks Like Hell
40 days ago

Didn't your momma teach you not to go looking for roses and kitten whiskers on snarky, celebrity gossip sites?

Sarah Taylor
We Can Finally Say With Conviction: Taylor Swift Looks Like Hell
41 days ago

Oh, man, you have no idea how hard I'm laughing right now. Thank you.

Sarah Taylor
We Can Finally Say With Conviction: Taylor Swift Looks Like Hell
41 days ago

Oh, please, learn to read. Lemme spell it out for you, child, so it's clear and concise: her hair looks like crap. Hence the 'bleachella' comment.

Sarah Taylor
NSYNC is Still Tearin' Up Your Heart, Even After All These Years
43 days ago

Yes, Leo, because it would make so much sense to bring genocide and war onto a bog where folks come to read about pop culture and celebrities. Come on.

Sarah Taylor
This is What You'd Call 'Poor Decision-Making Skills'
43 days ago

hy·per·bo·le
hīˈpərbəlē

Look it up. It might do you wonders.

Sarah Taylor
This Story Ruined Dolphins for Us
43 days ago

OMG ... this is one of the most disturbing things I've ever heard. My stomach is upset. :(

Sarah Taylor
Happy is as Happy Does
47 days ago

LOL! What the hell is your point, weirdo?

Sarah Taylor
What a Slap in the Squinted Little Face!
47 days ago

Love! I have missed you! I was thinking about you just the other day. How are you?

saraflatpoint has to be Guest ... or the world I know doesn't really exist, I'm afraid. ;)

Sarah Taylor
What a Slap in the Squinted Little Face!
48 days ago
It's because people click on the stories about these hasbeens. Obviously.
Sarah Taylor
God Must Have Spent a Little More Time on Iskra
50 days ago

I said the very same thing to Emily about *NSYNC. LOL Thanks, girl.

Sarah Taylor
People Need to Hop Down From Their Pedestals Before Somebody Kicks the Legs Out
50 days ago

The only thing ironic about this is you putting my name in quotes, LOL. If I were so afraid of the backlash, I'd just publish anonymously.

Sarah Taylor
WAY Harsh, Khloe
52 days ago

LOL TOUCHE

Sarah Taylor
Still So Disturbing, All These Years Later
52 days ago

Sorry, we're not hiring.

Sarah Taylor
Too Bad the Inside Doesn't Match the Outside ... Not That We'd Know What That'd Really Look Like Anyway
53 days ago

For the life of me, I have no idea what you're trying to say.

Incidentally, my actual name from birth is Sarah ... its authenticity is more than we can say for Munn's face. (Or her own first name, for that matter.)

Sarah Taylor
WOW. What ... Happened?
54 days ago

Summarization skills FTW!

Sarah Taylor
Emily Ratajkowski Fires Back Perfectly at Haters
57 days ago
Gonna have to agree with you on this one about her, Bob. I'm not a fan of Ratajakowski, and 'Blurred Lines' did her no favors. She latched onto the first thing that gave her an iota of notoriety, and unfortunately for her, it was her tits. If that's not the very definition of sex object, I don't know what is.
Sarah Taylor
The Genes Are Strong With This One
58 days ago

OMGLOL I totally forgot about this. Thank you!

Sarah Taylor
The Genes Are Strong With This One
58 days ago

Sorry you're so superficial, Toni. Maybe you'll actually learn something from ife one day.

Also, please check out 'too' versus 'to.'

Sarah Taylor
The Genes Are Strong With This One
58 days ago

Uh, she looks exactly like him -- Google 'Urban Cowboy' -- and just because she's overweight means she can't be gorgeous? Get a grip.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Why is Kendra Wilkinson Perpetually Stuck in the Past?
59 days ago

It's really a hell of a lot simpler than you think, Zack -- hordes of people click on it. Which is why we perpetuate ... and punctuate ... her stories with our opinions.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: James Franco Apparently Has Zero Identity
60 days ago

There are a bunch of celebrities who I'm like, "Oh man, I can't stand [fill in the blank]," but James Franco is one that I literally cannot stand. I wouldn't pee on him if he were on fire.

Sarah Taylor
Nice to See the REAL Miley Again -- It's Been a While, Girl
61 days ago

LOL! I have to say, I've never seen that before, but it's hilarious.

Sarah Taylor
This is Great Example of BS Right Here Y'All
65 days ago

DAMMIT. Thank you! LOL

Sarah Taylor
This is Great Example of BS Right Here Y'All
65 days ago

These indiscretions happened 5 years ago -- and he was candid about them then ... and while I'm not defending a cheater, because cheating sucks, and it's one of the most selfish things you can do, they only relieved him of his duties last month when his divorce was finalized. He claims that he did all the things he could to save the marriage -- counseling, et al -- and frankly, to me it seems like the church didn't like the negative press they were receiving so they booted him. Which is so wrong.

Sarah Taylor
She's No Robert Pattinson, But Hey, Who Is?
73 days ago

I'm sorry, I have to respond to this thread again.

I'm ashamed to admit it, but I'm currently rereading the books again and I'm like "UGH WHAT HAVE YOU DONE KRISTEN."

Sarah Taylor
She's No Robert Pattinson, But Hey, Who Is?
73 days ago

Sigh. Me either.

Sarah Taylor
Did She Waist-Train Herself Right to the Hospital?
76 days ago

I laughed much, much too hard at this.

Sarah Taylor
Kelly Osbourne: Wrong on ALL the Counts
77 days ago

Thanks, love. :)

Sarah Taylor
Priorities, Priorities
79 days ago

Yeah, I went to the doc's early this AM and got an rx for antibiotics for the weekend. I haven't been sleeping and there was no way I could live this weekend without some sleep. :) All the things going around this winter are nasty. I have two children, one is school-age (the other not, obviously, lol) and she brings home everything. Her school is like a damn Petri dish.

Sarah Taylor
Priorities, Priorities
79 days ago

Makes me sick. I might be a little overly irritated today because I have a raging sinus infection, but man. All the anger today.

Sarah Taylor
Desperation Isn't a Good Look for You, Girl
79 days ago

The majority of our stuff is mostly generated simply by opinion of how a story in particular strikes us rather than on a quota-based daily agenda.

I'm the managing editor, so I'll determine the direction of a lot of what we write -- even though people mostly slam the Kardashians, they click so well.

Keeping that kind of stuff in balance with what our personal interests are and what's newsworthy at the time -- those trainwreck Lifetime series are like wildfire -- we try to keep a good blend of topics while attempting to tie it all into a celebrity-based compendium of sorts.

As for how they're assigned, Emily and Simon will bring pitches to me with their own angles, and I'll either say "yeah, go ahead" or "nah, this won't resonate well with the audience."

It's a good system. :)

Love you, girl.

Sarah Taylor
It's About Time More Came Out, Yeah?
87 days ago

That's funny, I don't ever recall referring to myself as anything of the sort.

Sarah Taylor
Is This Really -- REALLY -- Happening?!
88 days ago

It's not like we're not already the butt of so many jokes. LOL

Sarah Taylor
Is This Really -- REALLY -- Happening?!
88 days ago

I think President Trump might actually be a thing, and soon. What a world, what a world.

Sarah Taylor
Now THIS is How You Do a Shock Makeover
88 days ago
Yes, really, Antoinette. She looks like she's greying, not balding -- both of which things are normal and natural outside of general celebrity life. Would you rather I slam her for not trying to go the Kardashian route? Of course not. You'd whine then, too.
Sarah Taylor
Easily the Funniest 'Mean Tweets' Segment of All Time
92 days ago

Man, when Sean Penn sucked in his mouth to look like an anus, I died so hard. LOL

Sarah Taylor
Best Idea EVER, Raven-Symone
93 days ago

Wow. Perhaps you should follow the link -- it's the blue text -- to the story about Raven Symone and what she said about Watermelondrea. Wow.

Sarah Taylor
Just Have a Seat Already, Dang
99 days ago

It was very sweet of you to come back and clarify. :) You've got a good heart.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Wait a Damn Second Here ...
100 days ago

LOL I'm even cornier in real life.

Sarah Taylor
Yikes -- This Entire THING is Damn Awkward
101 days ago

You get to pass on one, so there's that, I guess. LOL

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Wait a Damn Second Here ...
101 days ago

Too bad we couldn't un-Sia it.

Sarah Taylor
All Hail Patron Saints Known as Brangelina's Kids
101 days ago

So glad you caught the Trump dig. ;)

Sarah Taylor
Kim Could Afford (With Her Own Money, Of Course) to Learn Some Class
102 days ago

Eh, really just because she's that desperate to post a throwback pic like this ... and that she'd share it to begin with. The lengths some people will go to for attention (and yeah, I know; we're giving them that attention, but it's better than not calling them out for being dumb, I suppose.) :)

Sarah Taylor
Yeah, Girl, We Get It
103 days ago

Gotta speak the truth even if it's a different truth errday. LOL ;)

Sarah Taylor
17 Years Later and There Are Still No Damn Solutions to These Tragedies
106 days ago

Yes, because shooting up schools and public buildings is as bad as criticizing Khloe Kardashian's stupid hair extensions. Get a damn grip.

Sarah Taylor
As Long as It's Anyone But Kim K Trying to Break the Stupid Internet, We're on Board
108 days ago

You really have this knack for making me LOL. :)

Sarah Taylor
Everybody's Sick of Beyonce's Crap
108 days ago

Thanks, love!

Sarah Taylor
Everybody's Sick of Beyonce's Crap
108 days ago

Uh, no? All posts have bylines attributed to them.

Sarah Taylor
Immaculate Conception, the Second One
108 days ago

No, Xander would be the first, this baby -- if it is a baby -- would be the second. She never admitted a baby daddy the first time around ... at least, not publicly.

Sarah Taylor
Everybody's Sick of Beyonce's Crap
108 days ago

I didn't, no.

Sarah Taylor
Get Ready for a Hearty Dose of Nostalgia and Heartbreak
109 days ago

Yes, love, lol. Thank you much. :)

Sarah Taylor
Our Disappointment Just Blossomed Like Poison Ivy
109 days ago
"We," Kate, as in "Fishwrapper writers generally speaking." Our company has a hard legal time when people use the word "I" as it seems to imply representation. Kind of like the opinion disclaimer: "The views and opinions expressed on this web site are soley those of the original authors and other contributors. These views and opinions do not necessarily represent those of [fill in the blank], the [fill in the blank] staff, and/or any/all contributors to this site." You know?
Sarah Taylor
Yeah, This Just Happened
109 days ago

Hell, I'd hate to be figuratively ridiculous, so ... cool!

Sarah Taylor
Could We Just Not, Beyonce?
109 days ago

Even they're probably afraid to be affiliated with this.

Sarah Taylor
Our Disappointment Just Blossomed Like Poison Ivy
110 days ago

You're absolutely missing the point of this entire article ... and you also need to realize that there are 3 different writers on this site, with mostly different opinions, anyway. Hence the bylines.

Sarah Taylor
Beyonce Ruined Last Night's Super Bowl Halftime Show ... And Maybe Even 2016
110 days ago

Of course I care, Desiree.

All of your opinions are important to me, even if I don't agree with them.

Sarah Taylor
Beyonce Ruined Last Night's Super Bowl Halftime Show ... And Maybe Even 2016
110 days ago

Prince was ABSOLUTELY the best halftime show.

Sarah Taylor
Danny Pintauro Shared Some Sexy News About His Past ... and Present
110 days ago

LOL I only just saw that after you pointed it out. Agreed.

Sarah Taylor
Let the Poor Kid Mourn in Peace, Damn
110 days ago

Well said.

Sarah Taylor
Beyonce Ruined Last Night's Super Bowl Halftime Show ... And Maybe Even 2016
111 days ago

Yeah, Bruno's always a pretty good choice. I might not care for his music, but he is an entertainer through and through.

And Gaga ... man. If she could put away the meat dresses and the causes for a minute, people might remember that she's an extremely talented singer.

Sarah Taylor
Brandi Glanville and Her Lips Are Sad, Y'all
111 days ago

That could be construed as a cogent threat, Bill. I'd strongly encourage you to avoid that kind of speech in the future.

Sarah Taylor
You Tell 'Em, Girl: An Ode to Internet Trolls Who Need to Pound Sand
113 days ago

"Assholes. Lots and lots of assholes."

LOL

Sarah Taylor
Well, Hey There, Girl
114 days ago

Amen.

Sarah Taylor
The Best Revenge is ... Well, Probably It's Not Blac Chyna
116 days ago

Well, you were missed. :)

Sarah Taylor
The Best Revenge is ... Well, Probably It's Not Blac Chyna
116 days ago

Oh man, I hope you're pulling my leg and 'muppet' isn't really a thing.

Also, where've you been all dang day?

Sarah Taylor
Now THIS is an Ass
116 days ago

Yeah, I laughed pretty hard at that, too.

Sarah Taylor
Welcome to the Biggest Trainwreck of 2016
116 days ago

LOL Right?! I'd be PISSED!

Sarah Taylor
Sorry, But What the Hell?!
117 days ago

Girl, are you trying to break my spirit or my sanity?

Sarah Taylor
Thanks for All the Wrong, Scully
118 days ago

Oh, no. My god, no. LOL

Sarah Taylor
A Bird in the Hand is Worth Two in the ...
120 days ago

Haha, thanks love! I was wondering how far I could push it ... lol

Sarah Taylor
You Won't ... Actually, You'll Totally Believe What Trump RTed About Megyn Kelly
121 days ago

I'm sorry, but I laughed really, really hard at this.

Sarah Taylor
That's Life, Linds
121 days ago

No, it's stupid as hell. But if you actually read those posts about 'never go against the family', you'd already know we think that.

Sarah Taylor
Things Just Took a Turn For the Dramatic
123 days ago

She used to look so much better. So sad.

Sarah Taylor
Jon Gosselin is Just a Treasure Trove of Dirt, Huh?
123 days ago

LOL! You sure told me, huh.

Sarah Taylor
Jon Gosselin is Just a Treasure Trove of Dirt, Huh?
123 days ago

My point is that he cries to be left alone ... and to leave the TLC drama behind him ... but exploits his former circumstance when he needs money.

We have equal -- if not more -- disdain for Kate Gosselin, as per our articles regarding her.

Also, in response to your other comment on another thread about the site being biased -- yes, it is, as that's the point of this site. It is personal commentary, point of view writing.

Sarah Taylor
Get On With Your Hot, MILFy Self, Jessie James Decker
127 days ago

Excellent question, actually!

Sarah Taylor
Get On With Your Hot, MILFy Self, Jessie James Decker
127 days ago

No, Antoinette , I'm equating it to privacy.

Sarah Taylor
Who'd You Rather? Maternal Ass Edition
128 days ago

Dang, right?

Sarah Taylor
Kendra Wilkinson, Classing It Up as Always
129 days ago

Ah, yes. Thank you, love. :)

Sarah Taylor
Kendra Wilkinson, Classing It Up as Always
129 days ago

I just meant "legislature" as in law-making -- that he has no idea about it ... not that he's actually running for a position in the legislature.

Sarah Taylor
Pardon Us if We're a Little Skeptical, But ...
130 days ago

Thank you, love ... you summed it all up right there. Good grief! :)

Sarah Taylor
Leave It to LeAnn Rimes to Be Idiotic
130 days ago

Haha, thanks love!

Sarah Taylor
Yep, This is Just About the Saddest Thing We've Heard All Day
131 days ago

So sorry for your loss, love. :(

Sarah Taylor
Leave It to LeAnn Rimes to Be Idiotic
131 days ago

It's not so much that she did a thing that a lot of people apparently do, it's that she's so smug that she won't even double-check something that's brought to her attention by the person who claims to have written it themselves. She just keeps on with the "I'd attribute it to you if it were yours" business.

Sarah Taylor
Leave It to LeAnn Rimes to Be Idiotic
131 days ago

Apologies -- I had it hidden by accident. Thank you!

Sarah Taylor
Time Sure Flies When You're Bangin' Musicians!
133 days ago

Yeah, she's definitely doing that.

Don't forget about Matt Bellamy, though -- Muse. The only time I've ever really heard her being "serious" enough to even be photographed with someone she's dating, it's been a musician.

Sarah Taylor
Time Sure Flies When You're Bangin' Musicians!
133 days ago

My point is that she sure has a type ... especially since she's hooking up with one of those Jonas kids now.

Also, I do not think Khloe Kardashian is the pillar of what it is to be a woman, not by a long shot, lol. :)

Sarah Taylor
Time Sure Flies When You're Bangin' Musicians!
133 days ago

You're on a celebrity gossip site ... sorry there's not enough pretty prose and butterflies and high-brow musing for you.

Sarah Taylor
Oh Boy, Here We Go Again ...
135 days ago

You don't get humor, do you, Ian?

Sarah Taylor
The Feeks Show Us What's Important -- Take Note
135 days ago

I genuinely appreciate that, love.

Sarah Taylor
Oh Boy, Here We Go Again ...
135 days ago

Totally rooting for you, love! :D

Sarah Taylor
Imagine That: A 'Bachelor' Twit Being a Twit
135 days ago

Mom is promoting the stuff in the tube ... shameful on all the levels.

Sarah Taylor
We Are So Grateful for Ariel Winter and SO Tired of Garbage
136 days ago

Wish more celebs would look at her as a 'role model' than they do others ... like, you know, the Kardashians. Eek.

Sarah Taylor
Like Sands Through the Hourglass (Figure), So Are the Days of Our Lives
136 days ago

I had to double-check that it was them, but it is! Crazy, right?

Sarah Taylor
Yep, This is Just About the Saddest Thing We've Heard All Day
136 days ago

I will take that as a compliment. :)

Sarah Taylor
Grab a Bag, It's Time to Ralph
137 days ago

Oh man, I love that episode ... LOL Seinfeld is hilarious.

Sarah Taylor
This is Only About a Trillion Different Kinds of "No"
137 days ago

This was way funnier than it should have been this morning ... LOL!

Sarah Taylor
Perfection Sure Can Be the Pits Sometimes
138 days ago

Yeah, we covered that twice already today ... probably could have made an entire day of it, God rest his soul. :(

Sarah Taylor
When Life Imitates Art ...
138 days ago

LOL Absolutely fair!

Sarah Taylor
From the Frying Pan, Into the Fire
141 days ago

Just how it seems like smoking's not been "cool" since then. :)

Sarah Taylor
Nah, We Dunno What's Up With Dat Ass Either
142 days ago

Absolutely fair point. That's scary as hell.

Sarah Taylor
Words We Never Thought We'd Say: GET IT, SARAH PALIN
143 days ago

Don't you give up on me yet! ;)

Sarah Taylor
Words We Never Thought We'd Say: GET IT, SARAH PALIN
144 days ago

This douche is said to be asking for joint legal and physical custody -- not just visitation -- as well as child support. That right there is bang out of line.

Sarah Taylor
Love It or Leave It: Girl Seems to Have Needed This Break Hard
145 days ago

Hurray indeed! :) Always good to turn over new leaves, everybody ... love you, girl.

Sarah Taylor
Love It or Leave It: Girl Seems to Have Needed This Break Hard
145 days ago

That's what I meant -- thank you! Updated. :)

Sarah Taylor
An Illustration in 'No, Jackass, Your Kid is Not an Accessory'
151 days ago

Oh man, how I love when people think they know me and whose judgments couldn't be further from the truth. Always good for some LOLs.

Sarah Taylor
Kaley Cuoco Simply Can't Get Any Better Than This
152 days ago

The drinking/binging allegations were focused on Ryan Sweeting's behavior, not Kaley.

Sarah Taylor
Iskra Lawrence's Ass is the Ass of '15
153 days ago

Perhaps! ;)

Sarah Taylor
Camel Toes Belong on Camel Feet, Not in Your Sweatpants
177 days ago

I first read that as "haunts horses," and became very afraid. Then I LOLed.

Sarah Taylor
The Chip on That Shoulder's Turning Into a Whole Bag
178 days ago

Well, I suppose it would be ... if it were funny.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: What More Can You Say, Really?
179 days ago

LOL Thanks, Bob. ;)

Sarah Taylor
Too Bad the Outside Doesn't Reflect What's Within
181 days ago

Well I hope that means I've grown on you like you've grown on me, Bob.

Sarah Taylor
Hope You Love a Good Cry, Because Rob Kardashian's Got You Covered
207 days ago

You're a pretty miserable person, you know. Just in case you didn't, there it is.

Sarah Taylor
Shiloh Jolie Pitt -- the Raddest of the Brangelina Bunch by a Hair
214 days ago

Zahara is 10. Shiloh is 9. I had their ages flip-flopped in my head. It's not that hard a concept.

And I'll "dear" whomever I choose, thanks.

Sarah Taylor
Shiloh Jolie Pitt -- the Raddest of the Brangelina Bunch by a Hair
214 days ago

Maddox (or Pax) is not a girl. It said "eldest girl," dear, which was a mistake on my part -- she and Zahara are very close in age.

Sarah Taylor
LOL A$AP Ferg, LOL (That Means 'Laughing Out Loud')
214 days ago

We could take that angle, Bob, but then you and your ilk would accuse us of being ... what's the term you use, "SJWs?"

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Sarah Taylor
What's New, Pussycat? Oh, Never Mind ...
232 days ago

You know, I didn't even notice that 'til you pointed it out. Yikes.

Sarah Taylor
When She's Not Obnoxious, She's Not Obnoxious!
239 days ago

LOL NO DOI it was part of the show. Man.

Sarah Taylor
Once, Twice, Three Times a Douchebag
240 days ago

Sorry, dear, but you'd be wrong. All right?

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Three Hasbeens Don't Make an Are
246 days ago

I don't, actually, but thanks.

Sarah Taylor
Khloe Kardashian Figured Out the Triple Threat of Being Obnoxious
247 days ago

Give the man a prize -- glad you realized that yes, this site is strictly opinion. Glad you cleared that up.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Bristol Palin is Mad at Obama Because She's Not Smart
254 days ago

Let's trying making sense on the count of three, now ...

Sarah Taylor
Farrah Abraham is Both Disgusting and a Liar, Part XVIII
255 days ago

Jameson's been gross for decades. Nothing new there.

Sarah Taylor
Instagram's Fear is Totally Misplaced
255 days ago

It's because we have advertisers ... duh.

Sarah Taylor
My How the Time Flies (Like a Thetan Spaceship)
256 days ago

So very true, Arla.

And LOL @ radios.

Sarah Taylor
My How the Time Flies (Like a Thetan Spaceship)
257 days ago
It's a pretty famous song lyric, actually. Check out Bob Dylan. Or, you know, the Byrds.
Sarah Taylor
Nicole Richie's Not at ALL What Y'All Are Saying
260 days ago

All over her page, saying how wrong and thoughtless and crazy she was.

Sarah Taylor
Absolutely Everything About Farrah Abraham is Gross
275 days ago

Aww, bless your heart, you poor, confused little thing.

Sarah Taylor
"Difficult People" Are Actually Horrible People
282 days ago

OMG LOL WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN?

Sarah Taylor
Fool Us Once, You're a Pervert. Fool Us Twice? You're Still a Pervert.
283 days ago

So glad to hear that -- if anyone can get it done, it's you. :)

Sarah Taylor
Fool Us Once, You're a Pervert. Fool Us Twice? You're Still a Pervert.
283 days ago

Hey love! Things are great -- so good to hear from you! What's new?

Sarah Taylor
Sarah Silverman Looks ... Different
288 days ago

Oh, you are clever aren't you.

The cleavage looks absolutely no different than it has in the past. If you've ever seen her in "Take This Waltz," then you'd know that it'd appear she's never had a boob job, nor does she seem likely to get one. We can go ahead and cross that one right off the list.

Sigh. Since it's gotta be spelled out, here: it's her face. Her face looks different. Her face looks extra refreshed and tidy and stretched.

Sarah Taylor
We Can Call a Swimsuit 'Ugly' if it's 18, Right?
289 days ago

Ha! If we weren't so successful, we wouldn't be hiring an additional writer to do the very same thing that both Emily and I are doing. :D Sorry to burst that bubble though.

Sarah Taylor
Let's Hop Off Kylie's ... Back, Her Back
290 days ago

Such a shame that you just do not seem to get -- continually; over and over again -- that this is is an opinion site. I can't, for the life of me, fathom why that's so difficult to understand.

Sarah Taylor
Rob Kardashian: Bigger Things Than Kylie's Lips ... Or Birthday, Rather ... to Think About
292 days ago

Nah, but good try, Bob!

Since you're obviously aware that TMZ owns Fishwrapper, then from a business perspective, you know that it'd have been pointless to run nearly the exact same content that they did and expect to "compete" over the same real estate with a larger site.

Sarah Taylor
All Summers Are Well That End Well (And This One Ended on a Bang)
292 days ago

You do realize, Stacy, that not all "real" women have "womanly curves," and despite that, they birth babies just fine, right?

Caitlyn's got muscular legs because she's a career athlete. She doesn't just sit on the couch and eat potato chips while watching daytime TV. She's got slender hips like many, many women with athletic builds ... and who bear children just fine. And if we're being totally honest, Caitlyn's got a better body than even some women who were physically born women.

You might not like what you refer to as the political correctness of Caitlyn's circumstance, but unfortunately, pigeon-holing curvy women as the only "real" women is simply unctuous, and a larger infraction than -- imagine this! -- accepting a person for who they are and who they want to be.

Sarah Taylor
An Old, Offensive Dog Can't Learn New Tricks (Neither Can Eminem)
293 days ago

How do I like that? LOL Well, if it were any good I might. As it is ...

Also, "producers" would be a much better choice to rhyme with "losers" ... which is not only what web writers for TMZ are called, but a more intelligent-sounding word choice.

Good day, my friend.

Sarah Taylor
Guess it Was Only a Matter of Time Before Snooki Lost Control of All That Sense
298 days ago

... Says the creeper sending me emails about the "we" sisterhood. LOL

Sarah Taylor
If Scott Disick Wasn't Sad Before ...
298 days ago
Funnily enough, we are hiring. Unfortunately, an unspoken prerequisite of the job is getting along with your coworkers and not bashing them. Oopsie, huh?
Sarah Taylor
Eminem's Run Himself So Far Outta the Woods That He's Almost Back in Them Again
299 days ago

PSST, I'm the managing editor of this site.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: We're Not Quite Sure What She's Saying, But We're Gonna Go With Vergara on This One
299 days ago

Helpful hint, Kat: feminism also doesn't mean I have to be lovey-dovey with every female celebrity -- and not have an opinion on their intellect -- just because she's a woman.

Sarah Taylor
Let's Nip This Unstable Little Freak Out in the Bud Before it Gets Ugly, Huh?
306 days ago
That was thisclose to being funny, except for the part where it wasn't funny at all.
Sarah Taylor
Some People Just Aren't Happy Unless They're Trying to Ruin Somebody
310 days ago
Because I've personally seen a lot of people in this industry jump on a bandwagon as long as it'll get them quoted somewhere.
Sarah Taylor
Some People Just Aren't Happy Unless They're Trying to Ruin Somebody
310 days ago

Well, yes; he feels that the GM's comments may have a part to play in the cancellation of his appearance, and only surmising that the Special Olympics hadn't given him a concrete answer as to why, it's probably OK for him to make assumptions based on his own experiences.

As for using Corey as the source, it's no different than using the GM on the flip side.

I get you, though. :)

Sarah Taylor
Some People Just Aren't Happy Unless They're Trying to Ruin Somebody
310 days ago

" ... I do feel it may be because of the defamatory and untrue statements that Spikes general manager Scott Walker made after my recent appearance in State College, PA."

Sarah Taylor
If the Duggars Didn't Suck, They'd Still Be on TV -- As It Is ...
310 days ago

I'd respond to this, but I have no idea what the hell it is you're trying to spit out.

Sarah Taylor
Gone But Never Forgotten
311 days ago

#paranoid #conspiracytheorist #hashtaggameislame

Sarah Taylor
Guess Nobody Learned Anything Butt Sex From "Teen Mom"
311 days ago

"Body-shaming" or "[insert trendy buzzword relating to feminism here]"?

Sarah Taylor
Guess Nobody Learned Anything Butt Sex From "Teen Mom"
312 days ago

1. She wants to be just like her mom ... who got pregnant with her first child at 18. Which, though an adult, is still a teenager.

2. Yes. Her breasts look like balloons.

Sarah Taylor
Guess Nobody Learned Anything Butt Sex From "Teen Mom"
312 days ago

It's in the video, you twit. Did you miss the big ol' Bravo video at the top of the page?

Sarah Taylor
50 Shades of OMG WTF
314 days ago

Nooooo. Sad/entertaining to watch, right?

Sarah Taylor
Cue the Obligatory Kris Jenner Fawning in 3, 2 ...
317 days ago

It's Friday, and my stupid is kicking in ... 'cause huh?

Sarah Taylor
All Bets Are Off With Leah Remini These Days
317 days ago

"Noodle head"? Still? This is what you're still stuck on and working with?

Sarah Taylor
Some Things Are Just Too Sad
323 days ago
Crazy you said that -- my aunt used to have an AVM and both her speech and facial behavior were off the wall.
Sarah Taylor
We Sure Love DJ Tanner, But Candace Cameron Bure Sure Does Suck
324 days ago

Nope. I call mostly everyone "love."

Sarah Taylor
We Sure Love DJ Tanner, But Candace Cameron Bure Sure Does Suck
324 days ago

And my opinion, love, is that she sucks. We could play this all day long, you know.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Sure Looks Like We've Reached Critical Ass
325 days ago

Ugh, it's called a "typo," chick. At least that's something easily changed, unlike your laughably crap attitude.

Sarah Taylor
Love It or Leave It: Short Kendall, Long Kendall; All the Kendalls Are Good
327 days ago

Thanks, Captain Obvious. Here's your sign.

Sarah Taylor
The Weather For Today is Forecasted as Patriotic, With a Good Chance of Jackasses
329 days ago

And yet you're here, day in and day out ... reading the "trash" gossip sites that you claim to lament.

Careful you don't trip climbing off that silly-ass pedestal.

Sarah Taylor
Man, Some People Are Just Not Funny
334 days ago

It's a Facebook video. You have to be signed into Facebook to see it. In any case, something should load -- and is loading.

Sarah Taylor
Man, Some People Are Just Not Funny
334 days ago

The video itself -- which is Media TakeOut's video -- is at the top of the post. Duh?

Sarah Taylor
The New Normal is Fierce and Beautiful and Deep as Hell
337 days ago

No comments about Kim Howe, God rest her soul? You're slipping, dude.

Sarah Taylor
Kylie Jenner's Ass is Like WHAT NO OH MAN (Kylie, Cannes We Ass U a Question?)
339 days ago

Girl, maybe try not taking things so painfully serious all the time, OK? Isn't that the advice that we most often get around here?

Sarah Taylor
When Milfin' Turns to Desperate ... in'
344 days ago

I'd suggest removing the stick from your arse, but I'm afraid it seems like it's been fused there. Condolences, love!

Sarah Taylor
Whatever Selena Gomez is Doing, It's WORKING
345 days ago

Hey, if those are the (absurdly incorrect) context clues you're getting from this little write-up, kudos to you or whatever.

Sarah Taylor
Updated: Let's End This Once and For All (Please)
346 days ago

Uh, probably because the police are classifying this as a hate crime. And they probably know more than the common person does.

Sarah Taylor
Some Folks Have All the Everything
356 days ago

Whoops! Poor kid. So I did! :\ Thank you!

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Don't Worry, There's Still Time
358 days ago

Nah, I was pretty satisfied with myself at 17. Thanks, though.

Sarah Taylor
We'd Say "Has Been," But You'd Need to Have Been to Begin With for That to Be True
362 days ago

Indeed, love. Just as we're entitled to disagree with his opinion that it's flat-out disrespectful to address anyone in a way other than that which they desire.

Sarah Taylor
We'd Be Worried if We Were Kylie's Family, Too
368 days ago

Probably just stop caring altogether, I'd guess. ... She's done nearly every "scandalous" thing already.

Sarah Taylor
Nice Hair, Where's the Ass?
368 days ago

Haha!

Sarah Taylor
Where Are All the Duggar Defenders Now?
372 days ago

Matt, don't be a twit. Most all the posts are tagged with "hot photos." It's got nothing to do with being attractive, and all to do with what's buzzworthy. Would you rather it say "hot topics"? 'Cause it's the same damn thing. Get a grip.

Sarah Taylor
Extensions Heal All Wounds, or Is it Time?
379 days ago

Good suggestion. Noted!

Sarah Taylor
This is a Fairytale Ending After All
381 days ago

You're especially cranky today, aren't you? It's OK. I'm in a funk myself.

Sarah Taylor
Courtney Stodden's Got Some Weighty Decisions to Make Now
386 days ago

Don't be a twit. I clearly said that we were able to get Steve on camera, meaning we solicited his opinion.

Sarah Taylor
Yeah, We Know, Khloe Kardashian -- "This" is "Your Face"
388 days ago

It's funny how so many people assume that just because someone disagrees with what another person does that it automatically means they're jealous.

Never really understood that quite well, myself.

Sarah Taylor
What the Hell is the Matter With Khloe Kardashian?
390 days ago

Thanks, guys. This shouldn't still be happening. Will look into it more.

Sarah Taylor
Never Doing Yoga Again ... Never Doing Yoga Again ...
395 days ago

No ignorance. :) I just think it ... it just looks strange. I'm reminded of scorpions.

Sarah Taylor
That Kim K Look is Pretty Popular, Huh?
397 days ago

Yes, love. Because I recall Minah's general comments about the Kardashians quite widely, and heaven forbid I misquote anyone.

Sarah Taylor
That Kim K Look is Pretty Popular, Huh?
398 days ago

... Says the chick who commented, "Kimbot 2.0" with regard to Kylie Jenner 41 days ago.

Sarah Taylor
This is Crossing the Line Into Preposterous
405 days ago

:) Thanks, love!

Sarah Taylor
The World Needs a Lot Less Miley Cyrus BS
408 days ago

Douche! Missed you! <3

Sarah Taylor
Lookin' Rough, Shia LaBeouf
409 days ago

@Coop -- to say "Hey, wow, check out this picture; that's not a good look." :)

Sarah Taylor
Lookin' Rough, Shia LaBeouf
409 days ago

Yes, love, I know. Doesn't mean it's a good look, though.

Sarah Taylor
Dear World, You're Crap
411 days ago

"Love It or Leave It" is solely dedicated to fashion.

I know life is hard sometimes, but let's not get it twisted while we're atop our platforms, OK?

Sarah Taylor
Aww, Look, LeAnn Rimes Did Something Nice!
415 days ago

The claws? Right.

Sorry, Bob, I tire of you.

Sarah Taylor
Aww, Look, LeAnn Rimes Did Something Nice!
415 days ago

Oh Bob. You must have an awful lot of time on your hands. I suppose that explains why you're here every day, practically all day long.

Maybe learn the way of the business -- all of the aspects, that is -- before trying to assimilate disjointed information.

Sarah Taylor
Aww, Look, LeAnn Rimes Did Something Nice!
415 days ago

Bob, if you're checking Alexa or similar for our stats (lol), then sorry ... but you're wrong about them being at an "all-time low." So sorry for your inconvenience, but our actual, real in-house stats say otherwise. :D

And thanks, Isaac! You're one of our favorite dedicated friends. <3

Sarah Taylor
Aww, Look, LeAnn Rimes Did Something Nice!
415 days ago

I love you forever. :D

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Rumer Willis is Nothing But Beautiful -- Inside and Out
418 days ago

LeAnn Rimes' behavior warrants criticism, just as others' behavior warrants it, too.

Nobody's natural appearance should ever warrant criticism -- are you one of those who can't tell the difference?

Sarah Taylor
Maybe Actually Learn to Photoshop Before Trying to Use It, Lindsay
419 days ago

Hey, sometimes is better than no times! :) I'll take it. XD

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Selena Gomez is Everywhere, Apparently
421 days ago

Shh -- maybe if we don't look right at it, it won't move.

Sarah Taylor
Back That Thing Up, Khloe (Before it Backs You Up)
422 days ago

Uh, it's there? It's been there? Hence the other comments? :)

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Poor, Poor Giuliana Rancic
423 days ago

LOL OH THE SHADE. Really, that's all you've got?

Sarah Taylor
This is Just Not Impressive
431 days ago

You don't often pay attention to who's authoring which articles, do you?

Sarah Taylor
This is Just Not Impressive
431 days ago

I think the only other alternative is ... yeah, different opinions that have absolutely nothing to do with jealousy or being right or wrong.

That is, after all, the beauty of opinions. Nobody's peddling anything as fact.

Sarah Taylor
This is Just Not Impressive
431 days ago

Damned if you do, damned if you don't, right Bob? LOL Either people want comment engagement or they don't. It can't go both ways.

Sarah Taylor
This is Just Not Impressive
431 days ago

Jealousy is an unevolved trait. As in a trait possessed by those "not fully developed." Which, generally speaking, applies to adolescents. I remember being 12 years old, and the mentality that went along with it.

Unfortunately, however, there are some adults who consider themselves to be "evolved," yet fall to the gaffe of entertaining jealousy.

I am neither 12, nor do I consider myself to be unevolved. Why be jealous?

It's knee-jerk rhetoric for people to say that others are jealous when they disagree with their opinions. There are better ways of conveying opinions without resorting to calling someone jealous. Really, who's going to take that seriously?

Sarah Taylor
This is Just Not Impressive
431 days ago

LOL Oh yeah, so totally jealous. Totes. 'Cause I'm, you know, 12 years old.

[eyeroll]

Sarah Taylor
Well, Now -- Kim K's Look Isn't SO Bad, Is It?
431 days ago

That's why it says "'Wait 'til you see the front ..." right above where it says "launch gallery."

Sarah Taylor
Angelina Jolie -- the Bravest Woman You Don't Know
432 days ago

Well, physiologically speaking, a woman's ovaries are what produce eggs, and the fallopian tubes carry the eggs to the uterus. A man's "mirror" parts would be the testicles, since sperm is produced there, and carried through the ejaculatory duct, and moved through the urethra, which is ... well, you know where the urethra is. lol

Sarah Taylor
Get it, Robert Pattinson!
432 days ago

Uh, because clearly, he'd be the one winning out if he kept hold of FKA Twigs.

There's your feminism for you.

Look closer.

Sarah Taylor
Angelina Jolie -- the Bravest Woman You Don't Know
432 days ago

I agree to disagree, my friend. :)

Sarah Taylor
Angelina Jolie -- the Bravest Woman You Don't Know
432 days ago

I agree with what you're saying, but I think the "brave" aspect comes from being so open and honest about it.

Just because it's a woman whose parts are tucked away inside makes it no less dramatic to talk about than if a man had his penis and testicles removed. Imagine being as famous as Angelina, and a man, knowing that everyone who sees you says, "Wow, that guy's missing his parts. I wonder what that looks like/feels like/was like."

I think that's the brave part, me.

Sarah Taylor
Pathetic -- But Not For the Reason You Think
432 days ago

Disagree with you both.

Laura, I breastfed ... yet I felt zero compulsion to take a photo of it and share it on FB. You want to take pics to remember the intimate moment? Have at it. But when you post it, you're treading into "LOOK AT ME" territory, and exploiting it. It's pathetic.

Stinkweed, there's absolutely nothing wrong with breastfeeding ... as I said in the post. Kourtney Kardashian posting pictures of her breast pumps and sharing it with her millions of followers isn't "normalizing" anything -- it's crying out for attention.

Sarah Taylor
This Isn't Unreasonable or Anything (Yeah, it Really Is)
433 days ago

Sites that you frequent? Then what does it say about you, my dear? :)

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Oh Hell No, Eva Mendes
436 days ago
Aww, yet you keep on coming back again and again.
Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Oh Hell No, Eva Mendes
437 days ago

I do "have a man," Tif. We're together 10 years this year and married for 8 of them. And most of those years have been sweatpants and yoga pants-wearing years. I also wear leather moccasins, baseball caps, and minimal makeup (when I do wear it).

He wants to walk because of what I wear, he knows where the door is. I take care of myself very well, thanks.

Sarah Taylor
Congratulations, Bristol Palin!
438 days ago

You betcha!

Sarah Taylor
Buckle Up For the Most Amazing Thing You'll See All Day
445 days ago

The guy's Instagram is linked. Thanks for your legal insight, though. You can go back to your books, now, OK?

Sarah Taylor
Are We Really Doing This, Kylie Jenner?
446 days ago

Two different writers on the pieces you referenced; two different opinions.

Also, Scout is a woman of 23 ... while Kylie's a kid of 17. Big difference.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: We're Not Buying It, Mayer
446 days ago

LOL Absolutely! :)

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: This Chick Needs to Take a Seat
451 days ago

When I hear the word "chub," I think "half-chub," and then I think of erections. And no. LOL

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: This Chick Needs to Take a Seat
452 days ago

Not really that interesting, IMO. Carmen and Jess are being praised because they're gorgeous, but Kelly's gorgeous, too -- as we've said in previous posts. Pretty knows no weight.

Sarah Taylor
Well, This is Excessive ...
458 days ago

Oh LOL!

Sarah Taylor
Love It or Leave It: Taylor Swift Goes For Intentional Sexiness This Time
459 days ago

Hm, that was weird. It's showing up now, though! :)

Sarah Taylor
Updated: Things Are Starting to Go to Giuliana Rancic's Head a Bit, Huh?
460 days ago

Referring to people or entities as "piece of s--t morons" isn't condemning them? Oh, OK.

I smell something ... oh, hey, it's not patchouli oil or weed -- it's hypocrisy!

Sarah Taylor
Updated: Things Are Starting to Go to Giuliana Rancic's Head a Bit, Huh?
460 days ago

Haha, you're right, friend -- people are entitled to their opinions, and this is ours. Funny how that works, right?

Also, Zendaya looked gorgeous, and her dreads were awesome.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Unngh, Despicable Chris
460 days ago

I do. :) Anyone who would advocate a 25-year-old dating a 17-year-old is pretty disgusting. And generally, disgusting folk say disgusting things. ;)

Sarah Taylor
Giuliana Rancic Should Home-Color More Often
464 days ago

Yes, Matt, that was me. I do all the promos for the most part.

Sarah Taylor
Jessica Simpson is So ... Different Lately
465 days ago

Seriously? Go find anything where we've ever criticized her for being overweight.

... Still looking? Gonna take you a long while, friend, because here's a hint: there's none of that.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Whoa, Geraldo ... Back It Down a Notch or 10, Huh?
465 days ago

Gotta get it in in the AM as well as the PM. ;)

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Rock On, Tallulah Willis
466 days ago

Sigh. I'll take it.

Sarah Taylor
Let's Talk About the Absolute Exquisiteness of Kendall Jenner's Face
466 days ago

Whaaa? It's one of the very first I've ever seen where she doesn't look retouched, overly made up, or augmented at all. This actually looks real.

Sarah Taylor
Whoa, Kirstie Alley's Daughter -- WHOA
474 days ago

Of course not. You're being nit picky. This was for those who were going to say, "Oh she looks just like mom/dad" etc. So they knew.

Sarah Taylor
Let's Call a Spade a Spade Here, OK?
474 days ago

No, love, it means to "tell something like it is."

Sarah Taylor
Congratulations, Adrienne Bailon -- You're Finally Free!
478 days ago
It was sarcasm, alluding to her Kim K feud where the Kardashians claimed she wouldn't even have a career if it hadn't been for them.
Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Rosie Perez Has Valid Point ... That Everybody Seems to Be Missing
479 days ago

That the girl was thrust into the tabloids after her mother's death and never received the proper closure that she needed. That she was basically hounded by the media and haunted by the memory of her dead mother. That's the valid point she made.

Sarah Taylor
Why Yes, Courtney Stodden IS A Work of Art!
480 days ago

Love you, too! :) You do great work! <3

Sarah Taylor
Way to Ruin Your Victory, Katy Perry
481 days ago

YES THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT. lol

It was early. Thank you. :)

Sarah Taylor
Way to Ruin Your Victory, Katy Perry
482 days ago

Nope, not a fan of her music at all. (You've gotta admit, though, her performance was much better than if Miley had been chosen to do the halftime show. Can you even imagine?)

Sarah Taylor
Way to Ruin Your Victory, Katy Perry
482 days ago

Yes, Bob, I am kidding about comparing her to "The Who." You know how I feel about Katy Perry, come on. ;)

Sarah Taylor
Ryan Gosling Still Has It, Forever and Ever
485 days ago

Thanks, Laura! It's evolution, baby! :D

(Also, I appreciate that very much!)

Sarah Taylor
Ryan Gosling Still Has It, Forever and Ever
485 days ago
NOT ENOUGH CAFFEINE YET. Thank you, dear. :) On a related note, and when I was working for a different site, I accidentally wrote about Gwyneth Paltrow and her husband, Chris Brown. LOL
Sarah Taylor
Betcha Didn't Know Gavin Rossdale Says Tool-ish Things, Eh?
485 days ago

Revenge is stupid. End of.

And "People like this man you're mocking are the ones you should be most afraid of"?

'Scuse me while I LOL hard.

Sarah Taylor
Snooki, Defender of Sanity
487 days ago

From Snooki's Instagram/Twitter -- the caption on this photo:

"Tried to do Kylie Jenner lips"

Sarah Taylor
SHUT UP, MADONNA
487 days ago

Boy, that was an intelligent, well-versed response. Kudos. Culture's been good to you.

Sarah Taylor
SHUT UP, MADONNA
488 days ago

LOL

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Let's Just Continue to Crap All Over Lena Dunham, Shall We?
488 days ago

Sorry, but "lackey" and "Managing Editor" do not mean the same thing.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Let's Just Continue to Crap All Over Lena Dunham, Shall We?
488 days ago

Sorry, dear, but you must have missed the point of this website -- it's not based on my life or my job ... it's about celebrities.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Let's Just Continue to Crap All Over Lena Dunham, Shall We?
488 days ago

There's a VAST difference between accepting them and conforming to them, Quinn.

Sarah Taylor
Duh, Demi Moore Apparently Ages in Reverse
489 days ago

I quite liked that sentence, thank you! lol

Sarah Taylor
Duh, Demi Moore Apparently Ages in Reverse
489 days ago

It is -- Tallulah posted it to her Instagram with the caption "when mawms is your bff."

Sarah Taylor
Duh, Demi Moore Apparently Ages in Reverse
489 days ago

Dunno what that says about the return commenters, then! :)

Sarah Taylor
Today in Most Ridiculous(ly Awesome!) Videos
489 days ago

Oh man ... I always say "ATM machine," too. LOL

Thank you! :)

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Lena Dunham's Just Getting Gross Now
491 days ago

Sorry, there're two writers on this site. My last 3 posts (I didn't go back any further than that to prove my point) about Lena were slamming her. I think she's disgusting.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Kanye is, Quite Frankly, an Arrogant Imbecile
491 days ago

So glad! :D Was hoping someone would catch it! xo

Sarah Taylor
Porsha Williams is Probably the Only Reason to Watch Any "Real Housewives"
493 days ago

Just because I don't know my left from my right (or my right from my right) doesn't mean anything. ;)

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Well SOMEBODY'S Convinced of Bill Cosby's Guilt
493 days ago

LOL THANK YOU. My bad. :)

Sarah Taylor
Miley Cyrus is Raising Money for the MAC AIDS Fund by Licking Things
493 days ago

Looks to me like she could be into doing it for free!

Sarah Taylor
Farrah Abraham "Looks So Much Better"
495 days ago

Hi Matt! None of the above -- a thing much, much better than those that you named (she will be back soon, however) and I'd share that info with you if you weren't so snotty to me all the time. Cheers! :)

Sarah Taylor
Farrah Abraham "Looks So Much Better"
495 days ago

It's not "one last time," dear. I'm the managing editor of the site. It's what I do.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Lena Dunham's Quickly Crossing Into "Unlikable" Territory
496 days ago

Two different people, two different writers on this site, two different opinions ... in case you missed that.

Also, Tila Tequila has a rumored history of mental illness. You going to hold what every allegedly disturbed individual who isn't always in their right mind against them?

Uh, go you.

Sarah Taylor
Love It or Leave It: Johnny Depp's ... Uh, Oiliness?
498 days ago

You realize you don't have to come here -- especially if it's so low-brow for you, right?

Happy Friday, indeed! XD

Sarah Taylor
Love It or Leave It: Johnny Depp's ... Uh, Oiliness?
498 days ago

Simmer down and be happy. It's Friday. Don't be so full of misery, OK?

Sarah Taylor
Kirstie Alley is Headed Down the Path of Destruction
499 days ago

Has nothing to do with Cougar-ism. If you watched the video, then you saw that she chose Justin Bieber. That's the problem with this, because ew, Justin Bieber.

Of course we support Cougars. Get it, girl (just not Bieber's 'it').

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Liam Neeson Has Got it Right -- DISARM
500 days ago

LOL! Funniest comment of this thread, hands down.

Sarah Taylor
Enough, Kim Kardashian -- Please
501 days ago

I laughed SO HARD when I first saw this pic, because the thing I initially noticed was the dude in back holding up the "background."

Sarah Taylor
OK, Kylie Jenner is Officially a Jackass
501 days ago

I would be infinitely disgusted if she sported a "mudblood" tee.

Sarah Taylor
Love It or Leave It: Lewinsky's Pretty Lusty-Looking, Huh?
502 days ago

It was a joke, in case you missed it. There were also other innuendoes in there that you might have missed, too! :)

Sarah Taylor
Lots of Things Can Be Said About Will and Jada Smith, But No More Than Willow Herself
505 days ago

It happens sometimes -- I'm shocked when people agree with me, too. ;)

I'll have to check that song out. If it's anything like this one, I'm sure it's great!

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Oh No -- No, You Don't Get to Do This, Bill Cosby
506 days ago

No, Bob, I'm simply pointing out the fact that being innocent -- or worse, guilty -- in this situation still makes it an ongoing situation. And tasteless jokes referring to the incident are, in my opinion, wrong.

I'd like nothing more than for this to somehow be proven false. Bill Cosby was one of my favorite comedians and actors growing up, and it saddens me deeply to even consider that what these women have claimed could be a possibility.

I think that you're either misunderstanding my point, or I'm not conveying it well enough, but -- one way or the other -- I'm not actually saying (or trying to say) what you think I'm saying.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Oh No -- No, You Don't Get to Do This, Bill Cosby
506 days ago

I stand by my statement, friends.

Differing opinions and all that.

Call me an idiot all you'd like if it makes you feel validated.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Oh No -- No, You Don't Get to Do This, Bill Cosby
506 days ago

Sorry, Bob, but no.

If he is completely innocent, and all of these women are making things up, then apparently there are some massive personal issues with the women in question, and is it OK to mock folks who ostensibly don't have a leg to stand on for emotional stability?

Nope.

Sarah Taylor
Oh, is Khloe Prepping for "Paper Magazine" Now, Too?
508 days ago

And yet, you're both so above it that you're here. Hm.

Sarah Taylor
Love It or Leave It: Love Everything and Anything About Toni Collette, Forever
509 days ago

She looks great.

I shaved mine for free.

Sarah Taylor
Great News: Kylie's 18 This Year!
512 days ago

Yeah, you said that on the other post. Thanks, though.

Sarah Taylor
Great News: Kylie's 18 This Year!
512 days ago

LOL! No, not this time.

Sarah Taylor
Great News: Kylie's 18 This Year!
513 days ago

Sigh. No, just wishful.

Sarah Taylor
Great News: Kylie's 18 This Year!
513 days ago

"Holy s--t." We're not allowed to swear on the site, though. lol

Sarah Taylor
Kaley Cuoco Isn't a Feminist -- And Begin
515 days ago

I definitely think you have a fair point there, and I appreciate your candor.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Nicki Minaj Puts the "Ass" in "Class"
515 days ago

I appreciate that (and your comments a lot) -- more than you know. :)

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Nicki Minaj Puts the "Ass" in "Class"
515 days ago

I think I love you, angel, and sorry for the miscommunication. <3

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Nicki Minaj Puts the "Ass" in "Class"
516 days ago

I never said that geeks and Whovians were one and the same, love. And I wasn't offended. Thought you were. :)

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Nicki Minaj Puts the "Ass" in "Class"
516 days ago

How sad it must be to be so prickly. All the sorries.

Sarah Taylor
Everyone Congratulate Tila Tequila on Remaining Wonderful!
516 days ago

I obviously mean "despise," but it's early and I haven't had enough coffee yet. Chill baby baby, chill baby baby, wait.

Sarah Taylor
Everyone Congratulate Tila Tequila on Remaining Wonderful!
516 days ago

According to who you ask, we just love Kim Kardashian. Others say we despite her.

Sarah Taylor
Angelina Jolie, Like You've (Thankfully) Never Seen Her Before!
516 days ago

I didn't write this, dear. Check the byline at the top.

Sarah Taylor
This Might Be The Worst Thing Farrah Abraham Has Ever Done
516 days ago

Sarah just took a vacation day, Bob. :)

Sarah Taylor
Angelina Jolie, Like You've (Thankfully) Never Seen Her Before!
516 days ago

It was actually for "Hackers." Good try, though, mate.

Sarah Taylor
Yeah ... This is a Little Scary
522 days ago

Nope, also not humiliated by the face. Quite fond of the face, actually -- including the schnoz! :D

Sarah Taylor
Yeah ... This is a Little Scary
523 days ago

LOL OH YES SO HUMILIATING.

Sarah Taylor
Let's Just Hope This Isn't Happening, Now, Too
524 days ago

... Says the man who frequents a celebrity gossip blog.

Sarah Taylor
Could You Even Wrap Your Brains Around This for One Minute?
527 days ago

I have answered you, Matt. And Cran knows us personally, so I don't think she's going to be much in agreement with your comment conspiracy theories, sorry.

Cran -- I'll check it out. Everything seems to be OK on my end, as I can see all the historical data, but there might be something wrong on the user end. :(

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Nicki Minaj Puts the "Ass" in "Class"
528 days ago

And here I thought us Whovians had to stick together.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Kim's Dropping the Shock and Awe on All of Us Today
531 days ago
... Nor should you stand by your words. Do you think we have time to go through all of the comments on a daily basis and pick and choose those that we find 'offensive'? Come on, Matt. Your Fishwrapper conspiracy theories are just that ... conspiracy theories. First, believe it or not, not one of the negative comments has ever hurt my feelings, Matt. I'm not really perturbed by those who don't agree with me. I'm also not going to argue with those who don't share my points of view. Second, I hadn't noticed any issues, but trust, if there were an issue (which doesn't seem to appear for me), it's development-related and has nothing to do with us mucking about with the member profiles, of all things.
Sarah Taylor
Let's Get Over the Farting Schtick, Whoopi
534 days ago

Oh man, I'm so glad to hear that! I'll bet your family was the best about everything. And yes, please email me your new address -- you're someone I don't want to lose touch with! :) Glad you're back!

Sarah Taylor
Let's Get Over the Farting Schtick, Whoopi
535 days ago

Chaz! Have MISSED YOU a bunch! How are you, love?

Sarah Taylor
Let's Get Over the Farting Schtick, Whoopi
535 days ago

LOVE MY DOCTOR WHO. <3

Sarah Taylor
Shame on You, SNL (And You, James Franco)
536 days ago

As does the miserable attitude you carry with you anytime you come and visit us.

Sarah Taylor
Shame on You, SNL (And You, James Franco)
537 days ago

@Bob -- Roll my eyes. ... Mission completed.

Sarah Taylor
Shame on You, SNL (And You, James Franco)
537 days ago

OH NO A TYPO DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN WHATEVER SHALL WE DO

Sarah Taylor
Straits Are Pretty Dire When Even Hugh Hefner Sounds Like He's Against You
537 days ago

Sarah's not playing stupid, "J." Sarah has a different perception of the circumstances that you do, clearly.

Imagine that -- different people with opposing viewpoints. Welcome to the internet, friend.

Sarah Taylor
Straits Are Pretty Dire When Even Hugh Hefner Sounds Like He's Against You
537 days ago
Sorry you apparently don't know what "FFS" means. Deeply sorry that you have to resort to calling someone "REALLY STUPID" to ... well, for whatever reason you feel compelled to call someone "REALLY STUPID."
Sarah Taylor
It's Been A Year, And Paul Walker's Death Is Still Tragic
544 days ago

Oh come on. Don't be such a bugaboo all the time, Bob. :)

Sarah Taylor
It Never Does Get Easier, Does It?
554 days ago

Anytime, love. I haven't forgotten about you, either. :) Anything I can ever do, please let me know.

Sarah Taylor
Nope, She's Morphed Into Khloe, Not Kim -- Our Bad
555 days ago

I'm sorry, apparently you didn't get the sarcasm in my remark.

Sarah Taylor
... Sorry, What?
563 days ago

Hahaha, thanks love! xo

Sarah Taylor
The Latest "Doctor" is the Greatest Doctor
565 days ago

I think he's the best Doctor yet ... maybe not the most handsome or charming, but he embodies the Doctor like no one else. This season wasn't amazing and kind of slow-going in comparison to other seasons, but I think it had a lot to do with the Clara/what's-his-face storyline. It was too much a distraction. I can't wait for the Christmas special. ... And, you know, next season. :)

Sarah Taylor
Poor Khloe Kardashian ... and Poor Lamar, Too
568 days ago

Thanks, Ruby. <3

Sarah Taylor
Whoa, Eminem ... Whoa
569 days ago

GOD MY MATH SUCKS

Sarah Taylor
Rose McGowan Needs to Back It Right The Hell Up
569 days ago

No harm, no foul. :) And love, if there's any way I can help you at all, or if you just need someone to talk to, please feel free to email me.

sarah.taylor@fishwrapper.com

All the best, and don't stay away. <3

Sarah Taylor
No, No, No, This is NOT OK Anjelica Huston
569 days ago

Hahaha! I read the first half of the comment and my face sagged ... and then I laughed for the rest. :) xo

Sarah Taylor
LeAnn Rimes Just Tries So Hard ...
570 days ago

It was linked from minute one, Bob. See that bold blue hyperlink up there? It goes to the original Buzzfeed article. Generally when you see something out of the ordinary within a post that's a boldface blue, it directs you elsewhere.

Sarah Taylor
BREAKING NEWS: LINDSAY LOHAN IS NOT DATING TOM CRUISE OK?
576 days ago

Oh yes, I'm quite familiar with "convolutions." Just not "convolusions," sorry.

Sarah Taylor
BREAKING NEWS: LINDSAY LOHAN IS NOT DATING TOM CRUISE OK?
576 days ago

What the hell is a "convolusion"?

Sarah Taylor
And There's Renee Zellweger, Lookin' All Different Again
576 days ago

The problem that we have with the aforementioned 17-year-old allegedly doing what she's doing with her lips is that she's being allowed to do what she's allegedly doing to her lips. Allowed. By parents, doctors, siblings; basically anyone with any say-so over how this girl grows up. Problem.

Imagine if Renee Zellweger had started mucking about with her face at 17. It'd be a big deal.

That's the difference between the two.

Sarah Taylor
All These Years Later, and Dane Cook STILL Makes Our Skin Crawl
589 days ago

Shawn, this whole entire website is dedicated to the personal viewpoints of the writers. Didn't get that the first time around, did you?

Sarah Taylor
All These Years Later, and Dane Cook STILL Makes Our Skin Crawl
589 days ago

What do I think? Personally, I don't really care whether or not people think I'm a bad writer, Matt. Not everybody is going to agree with me -- or whomever -- every single time.

Welcome to the internet!

Sarah Taylor
All These Years Later, and Dane Cook STILL Makes Our Skin Crawl
590 days ago

Yes, that ^^, forever. Also, his voice. I can't stand his voice ... it's creepy.

Sarah Taylor
All These Years Later, and Dane Cook STILL Makes Our Skin Crawl
590 days ago

And you, DM, have been coming here long enough to know that I interact in the comments with most of the commenters. Tsk, tsk, tsk. ;)

Sarah Taylor
All These Years Later, and Dane Cook STILL Makes Our Skin Crawl
590 days ago

Um ... the super offensive comment(s) included, but weren't limited to, calling Jessica Simpson dumb, embarrassing Kate Hudson for having bad breath, and minimizing all of the women he claimed to have slept with by dismissively saying, "hundreds."

Also, you've been here long enough, Rebecca, to "know" who "wrote this crap"; feigning ignorance just isn't cute dear, but bless your heart for trying to pretend otherwise.

Sarah Taylor
What ... the Hell?
591 days ago

;)

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Diddy is Always the Greatest
606 days ago

Shakira will always, always be number 1 to me. :)

Sarah Taylor
Miley Needs to Turn Down Before She Drops Dead
608 days ago

That's the most absurd comeback I've ever heard.

To put it in layman's terms, Miley looks like CRAP -- and all she does is talk about partying, and the only photos she posts anymore of is of -- surprise! -- partying. She's going downhill fast.

Comprende?

Sarah Taylor
WOW -- That's Different, Huh?
612 days ago

CLICK THE PICTURE! LOL THOSE LIPS!

Sarah Taylor
This Might Not Be the Best Idea, OK?
613 days ago

http://www.fishwrapper.com/post/2014/08/05/tallulah-willi...

We talk about things here, whether they're good things or not. Kind of the point.

Sarah Taylor
Looks Like Aaron Carter Just Outclassed Hilary Duff, Huh?
614 days ago

I think if you swear more, I'll take you seriously.

Sarah Taylor
Robert Pattinson's Hand-Holding Has Cut Us Deep
614 days ago

This is a point-of-view website which, generally, reflects our -- Fishwrapper's -- point of view.

Sarah Taylor
Kaley Cuoco is Going to Be a Great Mom, Right?
618 days ago

@dowrite: "Yes, I actually asked him before I did it." --Kaley Cuoco

Sarah Taylor
Kaley Cuoco is Going to Be a Great Mom, Right?
618 days ago

Actually, I do have a husband, Natalie. Married for 7 years, together a total of 9. And he would never tell me what to do. He and I actually had this conversation today, as a result of some of the comments on this story.

Sarah Taylor
Kaley Cuoco is Going to Be a Great Mom, Right?
618 days ago

She didn't tell him, she asked his permission. Big difference. If my husband doesn't "like" me because I have less hair, that's his damn problem.

Sarah Taylor
Love It or Leave It: Alanis Morisette's New Look is Not a Good One
618 days ago

You're right -- it does get funnier!

Sarah Taylor
You Know What Looks Great? Most of Kylie Jenner's Head. You Know What Doesn't? THEM LIPS.
618 days ago

The gallery actually works fine, friend. Maybe try clicking, you know, on it. (Or from a different browser.)

Sarah Taylor
Love It or Leave It: Alanis Morisette's New Look is Not a Good One
618 days ago
Oh no, I don't like Alanis Morissette's blonde hair dye! What an anti-woman travesty! How will the world continue on?!

Here's some advice: grow up. And ladies (or gentlemen), if you honestly think I care what a bunch of people who don't even know me personally think of my looks, my hair, or my nose, then you're more over-dramatic than I gave you credit for.

Since some of you are so concerned about my appearance, here's some news: you're a couple of months too late -- I shared a picture of my actual face, full frontal, and am pretty immune to the criticisms of strangers on my personal appearance.

Enjoy!
Sarah Taylor
Stars Without Makeup: Olivia Wilde is the Prettiest Lady in All the Land
619 days ago

I get you -- fair points, all of them. :)

Sarah Taylor
Stars Without Makeup: Olivia Wilde is the Prettiest Lady in All the Land
619 days ago

I'm not sure I understand what you mean, Bob.

Sarah Taylor
Barbra Streisand is Still the Greatest Entertainer on Earth
621 days ago

Believe it or not, I've never seen it, so you know where I'm off to now! :)

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Cris Judd Should Just Shut His Irrelevant Mouth, Huh?
621 days ago

Sorry, Kimba, I just can't seem to wrap my brain around what you're trying to say. Sorry, friend.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Cris Judd Should Just Shut His Irrelevant Mouth, Huh?
621 days ago

If you look at any of the articles we've (including I) have written, they are generally not complimentary to Jennifer Lopez. But you'd have to see them to know that.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Cris Judd Should Just Shut His Irrelevant Mouth, Huh?
622 days ago

@Jill -- I believe we're implementing a feature that will allow that in the near future. :)

Sarah Taylor
Women Supporting Ray Rice Should be ASHAMED of Themselves
624 days ago

I LOVE this. Well-stated opinion.

Sarah Taylor
Women Supporting Ray Rice Should be ASHAMED of Themselves
624 days ago

Hi love!

It's tough -- if I were in a relationship with him, I could forgive him (eventually; that's a hard pill to swallow, but everyone deserves forgiveness), but I could never, ever, ever be with him in a romantic (or probably friendship) capacity.

Sarah Taylor
Kris Jenner Shows Her Ass, and What An Impressive Ass It Is!
625 days ago

Since when are there age limits for women wearing what they want to wear? Kind of misogynistic, don't you think?

Sarah Taylor
Love It or Leave It: Tallulah Willis Looks GREAT
626 days ago

Yes, that's her! I probably could have reworded the "launch" and "jump" thing better. Thanks Bob -- sorry about the confusion!

Sarah Taylor
Love It or Leave It: Tallulah Willis Looks GREAT
626 days ago

Hm. Unless we're having some kind of tech bug, it should be working. Can you try in a different browser and let me know? Thanks, Bob. :)

Sarah Taylor
LeAnn Rimes' Decline Only Gets Worse and Worse
627 days ago

Haha, you said "turds."

Sarah Taylor
Change is Surely on Its Way
630 days ago

Aww, Isaac, I love you. :)

Sarah Taylor
Change is Surely on Its Way
630 days ago
The fact is, if you don't like it, you don't have to read it. And you can take that to the bank.
Sarah Taylor
Change is Surely on Its Way
631 days ago

That's a really silly comparison. There's no physical prowess needed to put on pretty clothes and parade them around in front of people. The whole point of models is to show off clothing -- they're glorified mannequins, to be blunt. And if we're continuing along the "blunt" line, most women aren't built like Gisele Bundchen, so it's unrelatable anyway.

Sarah Taylor
Way to Not Promote Healthy Body Image, Paris Hilton
631 days ago

It's not the fact of her body shape -- she's as gorgeous as Kim Kardashian. It's the idea that she feels the need -- if, indeed, she did -- Photoshop her already-lovely figure. That's the detrimental part.

Sarah Taylor
Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis Make Gorgeous Children
631 days ago

Wow, she really does!

Sarah Taylor
Um, WOW
633 days ago

OMG SO HOT.

Sarah Taylor
Um, WOW
633 days ago

You're totally right, Kim, but you do realize you're on a celebrity gossip site, right? ... Just checking.

Sarah Taylor
Robin Williams Was at His Finest in One of Last Movies Before Death
634 days ago

Oh no, I haven't seen it yet. I might not be able to -- I haven't been able to watch a lot of my favorite movies yet that featured Robin.

Sarah Taylor
Don't Want People Looking at Your Bits? It's Simple -- DON'T TAKE THE PICS
634 days ago

The point, friends, is that these celebrities know that they're going to be targeted because of their prolific nature, just as those with massive fortunes are targeted in embezzling efforts.

The difference between the celebrities protecting their "assets" is that there is no safeguard -- they take these photos willy-nilly like nobody's going to want them, whereas magnate CEOs and billionaires generally have (many) fail-safe protections in place to avoid being exposed and pirated from.

That's the point -- not that they can't take their shitty little nudie pics for their flavor of the week.

Sarah Taylor
Did LeAnn Rimes Get a Whole Bunch of Weight Loss for Her 32nd Birthday?
638 days ago

No, I mean she's not "OUR" cup of tea as in "Fishwrapper's" cup of tea. There are two of us here on whose behalf I speak.

Sarah Taylor
A Lesson All Celebrities Can Learn From Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
639 days ago

Interesting, since Emily didn't even write this post.

Sarah Taylor
Lena Dunham Proves Her Supreme Loveliness
640 days ago

Thank you, Bob. :)

Sarah Taylor
UPDATED: Karrueche Tran is Officially a Terrible Person
641 days ago

I respond to lots of folks on the site, dear.

UR RIGHT IM JUST MAD. U GOT IT RT. KTHX.

Sarah Taylor
UPDATED: Karrueche Tran is Officially a Terrible Person
641 days ago

Oh man, I always forget about you, and then all of a sudden, boom -- there you are!

Sarah Taylor
Miley Cyrus' Attempt at Raising Awareness for Homelessness Falls Flat
643 days ago

Thanks, Amy -- I appreciate that and you.

Sarah Taylor
Way to Get Weird, Jennifer Lopez
646 days ago

There's nothing wrong with saying you don't sleep around, because that's fine, and lots of people -- myself included -- would say that's admirable, but a "whore," by definition, is someone who gets paid for sex, i.e., a prostitute.

So for those who do choose to engage in casual sex -- as it's their right -- they also shouldn't be tastelessly branded by a negative connotation such as "whore."

Sarah Taylor
Oh Look, Rihanna Just Got Trashy(er)!
649 days ago

I dunno -- she seems to be well tucked in there. I'd say she's pretty invested. LOL

Sarah Taylor
Kim Kardashian Shows Off Some Hot, Fresh Buns
649 days ago

Dear, when I say "we," I'm speaking for Fishwrapper, not all of humanity.

Sarah Taylor
This Will Absolutely Wipe You OUT With Grief
651 days ago

Fair. Consensus apparently has it that we should be done talking about Williams' death. If that's what you want, that's what we'll do. I appreciate your candor, Matt, and commend you for sharing a personal story.

The whole thing is just sad, and as for my own personal downfalls, I've been told I'm often "too empathetic" or "too sympathetic." I tend to be the one in the room that takes on everyone else's pain and grieves with them, because I don't like to see anyone hurting -- I feel it heavily for them.

And there's a little insight into my personal being.

Sarah Taylor
This Will Absolutely Wipe You OUT With Grief
651 days ago

I agree, friend. I can't help it if I feel such heavy sympathy and empathy. :(

Sarah Taylor
OMG THIS JUST (?) HAPPENED
652 days ago

Oh, so close -- you very nearly pulled it off. A little too over the top, otherwise your response would have been close to being comical.

Sarah Taylor
Guns and Judgment Notwithstanding, the Duggars Can Be Kinda Cute Sometimes
652 days ago

That makes no sense, friend. Most people, unfortunately, aren't open-minded enough to see the 'good' or 'tolerable' in most people because they are so blinded by their own opinions.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Check Out Lindsay Lohan, Classing Up the Joint
653 days ago

Don't "fell" too hard, friend.

Sarah Taylor
Kanye and Robin Williams: Who Knew?
654 days ago

Oh! LOL I didn't know that. :)

Sarah Taylor
It's Time.
654 days ago

We absolutely don't mind. :) This thread is as much as yours as it is ours.

Thanks for the great stuff -- it's got to be helpful. It has to be.

Sarah Taylor
It's Time.
654 days ago

Ashley, I've sent you an email. Please check it!

Sarah Taylor
Writer Anne Lamott Makes Sense Out of the Tragedy of Robin Williams' Death
654 days ago

Aww, thank you Clair, and thanks for not being a lurker anymore! I hope to see you around here lots now that we've broken the ice. <3

Sarah Taylor
And Now We Move From Sadness to Rage ...
655 days ago

Yes, Smurf, this. Thank you. People will complain that we cover certain stories, but don't realize that it's because TMZ and TooFab -- the other sister site -- may have already done them. The very same people will complain that we're being redundant if we do cover the same or similar stories, just with a different angle.

Can't please 'em all. :\

Sarah Taylor
And Now We Move From Sadness to Rage ...
655 days ago

Please. You have to be smart enough to realize the difference between calling someone who's acting like a douchebag, a douchebag -- and calling a man who suffered apparent extreme mental illness a coward for killing himself.

There's a striking difference.

Sarah Taylor
Dustin "Screech" Diamond is the King of Absurd
656 days ago

Seriously? Mistakes happen, you know, in case you didn't know.

"Inexcusable: too bad to be justified or tolerated."

LOL OK.

Sarah Taylor
Did Kylie Jenner Get Uncomfortable-Looking New Lips for Her Sweet 17?
657 days ago

Hey, it's not my fault they always look so dang different. :)

Sarah Taylor
Kristen Stewart is Smart/Cute, and It's Just Time to Accept It
660 days ago

Man, so do I. Biggest girl crush of all for me, besides Rachel McAdams.

Sarah Taylor
Yeah, We Don't Know What Lindsay's Doing Here Either
661 days ago

Yeah, this was good. I was too distracted by the goldfish to notice her outfit, but now that you mention it, dang.

Sarah Taylor
This Just Isn't OK
662 days ago

Oh yes, telling a woman they are beautiful just as they are while encouraging them to promote self-love no matter what they -- or anyone else -- look like is really "trashing" someone.

Reread, take a breath, reassess.

Sarah Taylor
Tallulah Willis Has Her Stuff Together
663 days ago

She probably wasn't actually reading the tabloids, but they're kind of hard to avoid at every single grocery store checkout line.

Plus, she seems pretty well-spoken to me -- and she's also a writer -- so I'd assume that she's probably read plenty of books of "substance."

Sarah Taylor
Tallulah Willis Has Her Stuff Together
663 days ago

She is a beautiful girl. But the Willis girls have almost always been vilified by people -- and tabloids -- for not having "inherited" the better physical traits of their parents, and that is what's BS.

Tallulah never said she had an issue with her body -- it was her face (her lovely face) that she had grievances with.

Sarah Taylor
Memo to Kirstie Alley: Butt-Raping Jokes Still Aren't Funny, Sorry
663 days ago

Refresh your browser since it's clearly malfunctioning, and when you're done with that, Zach? Grow the hell up.

Sarah Taylor
Love It or Leave It: All Kesha's Softer Sides Are the Best Sides
664 days ago

TYSVM. My allergies are positively blinding today.

Sarah Taylor
Sadly, This is What Nickelback Money Can Buy a Girl
666 days ago

Yeah, I'm not even sure what all that means.

Sarah Taylor
Was the Whole Point of "LeAnn & Eddie" to Make Eddie Look Terrible? 'Cause It's Working
667 days ago

Aww, but too bad I'm not.

I'm sure that's the biggest thorn in your side ever, based on how much you complain about it.

Sarah Taylor
Farrah Abraham is Never Coming Back From This (Not Like There Was a Chance Before)
667 days ago

I can definitely go two weeks without talking about Farrah Abraham.

Yeah, she's done some dumb stuff before, but this goes above and beyond the call of idiocy, in my opinion. This one kind of struck a nerve for me (as you can probably tell, lol).

(Incidentally, the tweet is a clickable link because that's how Twitter embeds their links. I'm sure there's a way to disable that, aside from actually just copying down her comments word for word, but I'm not that tech savvy.)

Sarah Taylor
Farrah Abraham is Never Coming Back From This (Not Like There Was a Chance Before)
668 days ago

I know what death photos are, dear, and yet -- from my culture, and my background -- they're still morbid in my opinion. But we're all entitled to feel the way we choose, yes?

My point is that Farrah likely shared these picures because she basically stops at nothing for attention. To exploit someone's death -- and in such an in-your-face way -- is abominable.

Sarah Taylor
UPDATED: Kim Kardashian Doesn't Support Her Fellow Woman, Either
669 days ago

Thanks for your kind words, Avid. :)

Sarah Taylor
Lana Del Rey is One of the Biggest Hypocrites in the Music Business
669 days ago

OH NO DON'T BE NOT SORRY, WHATEVER YOU DO

Sarah Taylor
Jessica Simpson's Got a Leg Up on Lots Lately
670 days ago

Good for you, though -- it's not easy, especially the more you have. I don't think things will ever *not* be somewhat soft around the middle after a baby, haha. :)

Sarah Taylor
Jessica Simpson's Got a Leg Up on Lots Lately
670 days ago

Pfft, me too. When did you have yours, TFATF?

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: The Duggar Clique Couldn't Stay Likable for Too Long, Huh?
671 days ago

You don't care, Bob, because you're reasonable -- I have my own set of beliefs, and his words don't bother me, either.

However, the militant "I'm right, you're wrong!" (and no grey area) mentality of these types of people (whatever their faith) is the the mindset that gets scary, and get scary fast.

Sarah Taylor
Kate Gosselin's Mania Just Hit a New Low
674 days ago

I'm sorry, I'm not quite sure what you mean by all that.

Sarah Taylor
North West Took Her First Steps, But Oh, Hey, Here's Kim K's Bikini Body Again!
675 days ago

Aww, your little quips are so cute. Feel better now, honey?

Sarah Taylor
Seriously? Shut UP About Lady Gaga's "Weight Gain"
676 days ago

"Squat over a plate of herring." Brilliance. I almost peed!

Sarah Taylor
Miley's Not Dead, She's Been Perfecting Her Unbreakable Nonsense in the Desert
676 days ago

Thank you, Wendy! I really appreciate that. :)

Sarah Taylor
Miley's Not Dead, She's Been Perfecting Her Unbreakable Nonsense in the Desert
677 days ago

Yes, dear. It was jokey, tongue-in-cheek Miley vernacular. Sorry you missed it.

Sarah Taylor
Not Even Beyonce Can Make This Pile-Driver Appealing
678 days ago

Shh, your class is showing.

Sarah Taylor
Love It or Leave It: Anna Paquin's New Hue
682 days ago

Crafty comeback, Stud. Real witty.

Sarah Taylor
Love It or Leave It: Anna Paquin's New Hue
682 days ago

Yes, because nobody in the history of anybody ever has made a typo at 6 in the morning.

Sarah Taylor
Guess Who's Still Got It?
682 days ago

I'm confused -- and of course I care. What's wrong with this post? It's saying that Lindsay still looks good. We hate racist douchebags, and the ones we "rip apart" we feel are deserving of that, based on the occurrence.

Especially if you're a former reader, you know that we're pretty fair, I think.

Sarah Taylor
Kim Kardashian: Told You, Silly Enigma
683 days ago

Who writes these articles? Oh, I dunno, someone who maybe doesn't share your perception of what attractive actually happens to be?

I mean, people having differing opinions -- unheard of!

Sarah Taylor
Aw, Crap, Ryan Sweeting Has Some Redeeming Qualities
683 days ago

I appreciate you immensely, Ella. <3 I hope you have a wonderful day.

Sarah Taylor
Selena Gomez Stands Up for Everything Except Her Love of the Wrong Boys
684 days ago

Thank you, Dee! I appreciate -- and echo -- your sentiments. It's hard sometimes to differentiate the person from their action, and I think that goes for all of everybody. I know I'm torn when it comes to people like Justin, ha.

With regard to your comment about responding, I also like when I can interact with readers that aren't just spouting things like, "UR STUPID, GET A NEW JOB," or "UR WRITING SUCKS, GO BACK TO JOURNALISM SCHOOL." It's pretty hard to take seriously those who don't have a counter-argument, and have only petty insults instead. lol

You're now one of my favorite readers. :D

Sarah Taylor
Selena Gomez Stands Up for Everything Except Her Love of the Wrong Boys
684 days ago

No apologies necessary. :)

We have written "positive" articles about Justin -- that's one of the many facets of our site: we generally judge celebrities on a case-by-case basis, and not on the whole of their lives. Sometimes Justin's a douchebag -- most times, it seems -- but sometimes he's all right.

Here are a few examples:

www.fishwrapper.com/post/2014/07/10/justin-bieber-four-year-old-fan-sweet-sings-to-little-girl-cute-video/

www.fishwrapper.com/post/2014/02/25/justin-bieber-twitter-tweets-sad-pitiful-pathetic-career-break-dui/

www.fishwrapper.com/post/2014/01/30/justin-bieber-scooter-braun-pattie-mallette-jeremy-bieber-family-dui-arrest-twitter-gross/

There's more ... you just have to look. :)

Sarah Taylor
Aw, Crap, Ryan Sweeting Has Some Redeeming Qualities
684 days ago

Your comments are becoming more and more amusing. I like this new Matt. :)

Sarah Taylor
Selena Gomez Stands Up for Everything Except Her Love of the Wrong Boys
684 days ago

Wow, Dee. Paranoia City.

If I have to deconstruct the whole entire thing for you, here it is: surprise! None of those things in the paragraph you're referencing actually have a thing to do with Justin Bieber.

No, the "cheater" who came to mind whilst writing the post was was LeAnn Rimes, the "bad examples to young children" was Miley, the "racist" was Mel Gibson, and the beater was Chris Brown.

Keep your Bieber creep on, though, right?

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Kim Kardashian is Just a Great Big Enigma
687 days ago

Nicole Scherzinger is a goddess. And she's intelligent, too.

http://www.fishwrapper.com/post/2014/07/02/nicole-scherzi...

Sarah Taylor
UPDATED: This Wasn't How "The Notebook" Ended
689 days ago

Matt! You actually made me smile and LOL -- genuinely! -- with this one. :)

Sarah Taylor
Miley Cyrus WOULD Be in a Video All About Drugs
691 days ago

Sorry, M -- you might not like my writing (which is all right by me), but my mastery of both the English language and its BFF, grammar? They're generally accurate.

Sarah Taylor
Miley Cyrus WOULD Be in a Video All About Drugs
691 days ago

Surely, dear -- that's your entitlement to prefer "with" to "by." ... But it doesn't make it any more correct than mine. :)

Would you rather I not respond at all? Certainly not, I'd assume ... not judging by the volume of your comments, anyway.

Sarah Taylor
Miley Cyrus WOULD Be in a Video All About Drugs
691 days ago

Nope, not at all. :) I'm not the one who has to attempt to correct the grammar of those around me.

Sarah Taylor
If You Thought Paul Walker's Brothers Were His Doppelgängers, Wait 'Til You See His Daughter
691 days ago
Yay, thank you Jamie! It's a rarity that someone agrees with me. :) Appreciate your perspective. ... Come to think of it, I appreciate all the perspectives of those who visit and comment on Fishwrapper, I just identify with some of them more than others. :D
Sarah Taylor
If You Thought Paul Walker's Brothers Were His Doppelgängers, Wait 'Til You See His Daughter
691 days ago

I know exactly what my words were, and I still stand by them. Cue the outrage.

Oh, and guess who was right in her initial observations about the Walker crash. Hm. Don't think too hard, Matt, you might hurt yourself.

Sarah Taylor
If You Thought Paul Walker's Brothers Were His Doppelgängers, Wait 'Til You See His Daughter
692 days ago

Nope, sorry -- and it's all because she's not sticking her chest and/or ass out, and she's not making fish-lip faces into the camera. She's young, she looks young, and she owns being young. She's outwardly -- and apparently -- not trying to look like Kim Kardashian and that type.

Sarah Taylor
Kim Kardashian: Through the Years
696 days ago

I think it's a thing for her reality show -- some kind of mic wire or apparatus or something, but not being all that tech savvy with that kind of stuff, I could very well be wrong. :)

Sarah Taylor
One of Those "Teen Mom" Girls Lost a Bunch a Weight or Whatever
696 days ago

Kara, why are all of your posts so bitter? Oh, that's right -- because you apparently engage in that pesky thing called "selective reading." There are plenty of positive articles peppered all over this site. You choose to only read -- or comment -- on those.

You judge me and my intentions without knowing me (and personally, I don't care), and yet, rebuke me for doing the same thing: judging celebrities' intentions without knowing them.

Pot, kettle?

Sarah Taylor
This is Not a Good Look, Renee Zellweger.
696 days ago

Love how you troll my comments, Matt. I could do this all night long. It is, after all, my job. :)

By "even a 'thing'," I meant "made Jennifer Grey one of America's most prolific and recognizable sweethearts for hte time," or "helped catapult her career to A-ish list status," not "finished filming."

So yes, dear, the accident happened before the movie [insert one of the above references here, like "made Jennifer Grey one of America's most prolific and recognizable sweethearts for the time"].

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Katherine Heigl Still Just Really Doesn't Get It
696 days ago

Yet you keep on coming back, dear. In fact, I'd go as far as to say that you're probably one of our most loyal readers as far as return statistics go!

That makes my day, so thank you, Matt -- you did good, too! ;)

Sarah Taylor
This is Not a Good Look, Renee Zellweger.
696 days ago

No dear, the car accident you're speaking of happened in 1987 before "Dirty Dancing" was even a thing. She suffered immediate whiplash from the accident and residual neck problems twenty years later. The folks in the other car were killed. She was fine, and so was her face.

She got her first nosejob in the early 90s and claimed that the first was botched, so the second was "necessary." It turned out to be a self-proclaimed mistake.

Sarah Taylor
Adam "Kill Yourself" Richman Gets What's Coming to Him
697 days ago

Oh man, that was the best comeback ever. You must be, like, rocket science-smart and witty.

Sarah Taylor
Gorgeous, Gorgeous, Gorgeous
699 days ago

www.fishwrapper.com/post/2014/06/29/michael-j-fox-son-lookalike-pictures-photos/

www.fishwrapper.com/post/2014/06/28/eminem-real-daughter-hailee-mathers-pictures-photos-graduation-hot-pics/

www.fishwrapper.com/post/2014/06/27/shailene-woodley-quotes-interview-miley-cyrus-defense-role-model-smart/

www.fishwrapper.com/post/2014/06/27/susan-sarandon-quotes-interview-brad-pitt-thelma-and-louise-career-sweet/

www.fishwrapper.com/post/2014/06/27/amber-rose-butt-ass-pictures-photos-kim-kardshian-hot/

www.fishwrapper.com/post/2014/06/27/keira-knightley-singing-lost-stars-begin-again-movie-interview-quotes-amazing/

www.fishwrapper.com/post/2014/06/27/ireland-baldwin-angel-haze-sex-hookup-relationship-interracial-hot-pictures-raciest-yet-photos/

www.fishwrapper.com/post/2014/06/27/zac-efron-high-school-musical-frozen-lip-sync-let-it-go-video-hilarious/

www.fishwrapper.com/post/2014/06/27/courtney-love-beach-body-bathing-suit-tan-instagram-hot-pictures-photos-age/

www.fishwrapper.com/post/2014/06/27/anessa-carlton-pictures-photos-pregnancy-baby-birthplace-music-pics-through-the-years-baby-daddy/

Bash everyone else in Hollywood? ... All the LOLS.

And all those links to stories up there are the praising stories from only this past Friday on.

Get a grip. Or better yet, a halfway-decent reality check.

Sarah Taylor
Hey, So When is it Finally Time to Stop Trying to Keep Up With 18-Year-Olds: A Birthday Ode
701 days ago

No, it's inappropriate for a 30-year-old woman to take duckface pictures, because they're stupid, and a 30-year-old woman should probably know better.

But yes, I agree that the kids should be kids, and Kendall Jenner shouldn't be making dumb duckfaces, either.

In short, it's never appropriate for anybody to make duckfaces, period.

Sarah Taylor
Vanessa Carlton Just Got the Gift of a Lifetime
702 days ago

LOL! Yes, west. My sense of direction is terrible.

Sarah Taylor
Vanessa Carlton Just Got the Gift of a Lifetime
702 days ago

Hell yes we do! :D

Sarah Taylor
Vanessa Carlton Just Got the Gift of a Lifetime
702 days ago
I'm originally from Scranton, PA. :)
Sarah Taylor
Nope, Still Not Making Sense
702 days ago

This is a "real" job because it pays my "real" bills. It's really quite simple. Nobody said I was trying to become a US Ambassador or anything.

Sarah Taylor
Nope, Still Not Making Sense
702 days ago

You'd be surprised by how real of a job this actually is, dear.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Adam Levine Might Be a Douche, But He's Not a Dirty, Lying Douche
703 days ago

That's a really sad MS Paint job, Matt. I can't even say it was Photoshopped, because you apparently don't know how to use it.

www.fishwrapper.com/member/tiffany-2/

www.fishwrapper.com/member/sarah-taylor/

Two different people, two different profiles, two different IP addresses altogether.

Worst attempt at ... actually, I don't even know what it is you were attempting, to be honest.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Adam Levine Might Be a Douche, But He's Not a Dirty, Lying Douche
704 days ago

It's credited in the hyperlink. Oh, in both stories, too. Way to be thorough.

Sarah Taylor
No, But Seriously -- This is AWFUL
709 days ago

His mistake was his mistake in using the inappropriate hashtag.

The PROBLEM, however, is how he literally told someone to go and kill themselves. Who even says that?

Sarah Taylor
LeAnn Rimes Will Never Let You Forget She Stole Her Husband, OK?
711 days ago

Checking the site out on my non-work computer indicates to me that no, in fact, you do not have to pay to see the content. Way to do the research you always accuse me of not doing before you make your asinine comments.

The only other answer is that you -- much like you say about me -- look for nothing but things to complain about, and this one, friend, is flimsy. That's not hypocritical or anything, though, right?

I'm through responding to your comments regarding conversation. If you know so much about web SEO then maybe you should go and get a day job that pertains to it with all that expertise and quit complaining about things you do not understand.

Sarah Taylor
In What World is This Appropriate?
711 days ago

Love you, Tiff. You're a real person with a real point of view, and it's understandable that points of view change and evolve after awhile sometimes. I think you're my favorite commenter. :)

And Matt, yes, Tiff has had some things to say about my writing before, but I'm not a grudge-holder, and understand that not all people are going to agree on all things at all times. It's the way of life.

Sarah Taylor
In What World is This Appropriate?
711 days ago

If you're a "feminist," Matt, then you wouldn't continually put down my efforts at making a living, but you do, and it's no sweat off my brow.

Being a feminist -- or, you know, just a person with an opinion -- gives me the right to say, "Girl (or dude), I don't like what you're wearing." It doesn't mean I'm embarking on a personal attack whatsoever against the person, and if you haven't noticed the theme in many of these "Love It or Leave It" posts -- a whole entire category on this website -- then here's a secret: they're all about fashion. All of them.

Guess all the fashion police-themed television shows (oh, and maybe fashion-critiquing magazines) should just stop what they're doing for fear that someone's not gonna like the way their models are dressed and have to endure "that's not a good look."

Come on, now.

Sarah Taylor
LeAnn Rimes Will Never Let You Forget She Stole Her Husband, OK?
711 days ago

Oh good grief. You've crossed the line between speculation and conspiracy ranting. Sorry, Rob, I've got nothing else to add to this thread other than what I originally said. I have no idea who those people are, and I can't even get to their site to even brief you on them, because our work network blocks "questionable" content. Sorry.

Sarah Taylor
LeAnn Rimes Will Never Let You Forget She Stole Her Husband, OK?
711 days ago

Neither, Rob. We're not contractually allowed to be affiliated with any other site.

As I see it, it's not spam, as they're legitimate comments not put in place by spambots, but by actual people (I see all sorts of stats on my side). If they want to promote their site, let them. Comments are good for search traffic, so unless comments start appearing that actually are bots, I've got no complaints.

Sarah Taylor
Gwyneth Paltrow is Consciously Full of Conscious Bovine Feces
719 days ago

Answers: no, and no. :)

But I really like your comments.

Sarah Taylor
Steve Sanders Sounds Bitter Over Donna Martin's "Success"
722 days ago

I take your opinions oh so very seriously when you use words like "idiot" and "moron" whilst addressing me.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Mara Wilson for President
732 days ago

Don't worry, Bob -- I feel the same about your comments as you do of mine.

And as for "removing" some of the aforementioned components, are we not our brother's keeper, after all?

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Mara Wilson for President
732 days ago

I think the point, dear -- or at least my point -- is that there are tons of men and women who have this misogynistic attitude toward women who aren't sociopaths, and when you have someone who is, and does, it's a perfect storm of awful.

If you remove some of the prime components in these circumstances -- a sense of self-entitlement, a misogynistic attitude, better guard against those with mental illness acquiring weapons; there are lots more depending on the situation -- you can help reduce the likelihood of it happening again.

There are many angles to this issue -- Mara's was simply one of them, and one that I, too, agree is important.

Sarah Taylor
If We Could See Inside Scarlett Johansson's Womb, It'd Be Just as Cute as the Outside
734 days ago

An unborn child -- a child that's still inside the mother's womb -- is called a fetus. It's called a fetus until it makes its way on down the birth canal. Then it's called a baby.

Sarah Taylor
Nope, Just Not Getting This at All, Sorry
736 days ago

LOL "acne-shaming"? That's one for the books.

No, willow, I'm not "shaming" Bieber -- or, as I'm sure your next quip might include the term "bullying" -- I'm simply pointing out the epic mistake that his makeup stylist made when she couldn't even find the right damn foundation to match the rest of his skin. Check out his hand: it's about 16 shades different than his face, and it's especially dark around his chin.

Did people "shame" Melissa Joan Hart when she went out with big white smudges on her face? Or, most recently, Angelina Jolie? No -- they LOLed at the gaffe of the makeup artistry, because yeah, that sucks.

As for the term "spotty" used in the article, it was utilized right next to "scruffy," wherein I described his not-quite-full beard. The end.

Sarah Taylor
And This is Exactly How You Head Off a Presidential Affair
736 days ago

Damned if I do, damned if I don't, right, Patricia?

For starters, I think she's quite lovely, the dress is all right, and she's apparently taken pains to avoid buying into any kind of celebrity -- a celebrity which she could have capitalized off of over the last 10+ years, but hasn't.

She also does, in fact, appear to be an "average" American woman, which is what about 95% of of us non-celebrities actually are, and boy is that refreshing.

That, Patricia, is what I'm gushing about.

Sarah Taylor
Jamie Lynn Spears Perpetuates Another Generation of Inappropriate Behavior
736 days ago

1 -- I'm paid to put in my two cents. It's called a job.

2 -- I've got two children, ages 6 and 2, and if we're getting real deep in here, I'd never subject them to such distasteful trash ... especially at these ages.

3 -- I happen to love Yo Gabba Gabba, and am extremely familiar with it, which is why I referenced it in my article.

Weak argument, dear.

Sarah Taylor
Kendall Jenner Dropped It Before It Got Hot
738 days ago

That thing she was trying to do up against the wall when she dropped it low. Pretty sure that was a sad attempt. LOL

Sarah Taylor
Robin Thicke Continues His Creeper Tour Across Our Televisions
739 days ago

I was looking for the douchiest photo of Robin that I could find (side note: there are many, many, many on the internet), and this was the chosen one. It happened to be on a girl's Twitter account, and some folks are weirded out by having their personal pictures up on websites, so I just blurred her, that's all. :)

Sarah Taylor
Dean McDermott is in the Runnings for 'Worst Husband in History'
739 days ago

LOL I'm happily married to a man better than most that I've ever met, thanks, and also, Dean's flimsy excuse of using the media and lack of a sitter (come the f-k on; they have something like 6 nannies) to avoid going to the hospital with his wife is pathetic and his way of turning the fret focus on him, because he is worthless.

Sarah Taylor
Camel Toe, I Dub Thee "Camel Khlo"
745 days ago

Thanks, Mr. Hunter! :)

Sarah Taylor
This is Probably One of the Most Dysfunctional Marriages in Hollywood
745 days ago

How? As notated in my original comment within the post:

"In last night's show, Tori and Dean disseminate their marriage (still) ..."

As in "broadcast" it. As in "reveal information." As in "divulge."

Thanks, though.

Sarah Taylor
The Fate of the World Could Lie Within This Eerie Photo
746 days ago

Oh hi, Matt! I knew I could count on you to comment on a Kylie Jenner post! :D

As for why I think that when Kyile hits 18, people won't be interested anymore, I think it was pretty plain in the article: she's basically showing her physical assets off as much as she can now, so over the next year and-a-half, there isn't much more ground to cover.

That's why people aren't going to care -- been there, done that; overexposure to the max.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: This Better Be Your Way of Saying "GTFO," Paula Patton
752 days ago

Thank you! :) Sneaks up on all of us sometimes.

Sarah Taylor
Look, Monica Lewinsky Doesn't Like Beyonce Either!
752 days ago

No way -- she's a beautiful woman.

Sarah Taylor
Little in the Middle and ... Well, Little in the Back, Too
760 days ago

No, no, complimenting her -- I love Jessica Simpson. She looks beautiful at any weight and in any style.

Sarah Taylor
Tori Spelling Only Further Convinces Us That She's a Fraud
760 days ago

LOL How do you even figure? A simple Google search would prove that theory wrong ... and absurd.

Sarah Taylor
Kaley's Possible Toplessness ALMOST Makes Up for the Douchey Husband
762 days ago

I thought the same thing when I first looked -- and then I realized it was hubby's tattooed arm, lol.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Chris Martin Just Broke All the Hearts
762 days ago

LOL! You're too cute!

Sarah Taylor
Love It or Leave It: This Isn't a Great Look, Girl
762 days ago

I love you both. <3

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Chris Martin Just Broke All the Hearts
762 days ago

Let me spell it out for you, doll -- it's surprising that Chris would be the one to seemingly shoulder the blame on this split.

Yes, Gwyneth professes to be kind of perfect, and it'd do wonders for her image and ultimate commoner relatability if she were to martyr herself and claim that it was she who was ultimate responsible for the decay in the marriage.

That's the shocking part, you know?

Sarah Taylor
Love It or Leave It: This Isn't a Great Look, Girl
763 days ago

Hi Liz -- I really appreciate your banter. :) It's sweet.

As for the gruffness, it's not as serious as it sounds, I promise.

Your positive attitude made my day.

Sarah Taylor
Enough is Enough, Tori Spelling -- This is WAY Too Much
764 days ago

HAHHAHAH!

No? Maybe you haven't read enough here, then, dear -- page through the many negative articles we've written about Shia LaBeouf, Adam Levine, Eddie Cibrian, Chris Brown, Kirk Cameron, Robin Thicke, John Mayer, Jesse Eisenberg ... I could go on, but I have to go nurse my side, because the gol-durn thing nearly split from laughter.

Sarah Taylor
Kim Kardashian's Throwbacks Tell a Different Story
765 days ago

To Roberto and Ruby -- guys, this is not anger. It's really, really not anger. I'll be candid: for as hard as I'm struggling with seasonal allergies today, it's even a stretch to muster up some mild anger, let alone the full-blown whatever it appears to you.

Love you both, but this isn't fury, friends.

Sarah Taylor
Avril Lavigne's New Music Video is a Steaming Pile-Driver Piece of Crap
766 days ago

Not at all. It was in poor taste back then, too.

Sarah Taylor
All These Years Later, and Olivia Munn is Still a Pompous Jackass
768 days ago

LOL -- hook, line, and sinker, friend. I love how angry you get all the time.

Sarah Taylor
And Happy Easter to You, Too, Kourtney Kardashian!
769 days ago

Hilarious, isn't it? The lengths some people will go to in order to make a statement, good heavens.

Sarah Taylor
There is Not Enough Sexy in the World to Make Up for This Kind of Embarrassing
772 days ago

See, Joe, the thing is? My name actually is Sarah Taylor, so I don't understand your compulsion for quotation marks.

Sarah Taylor
There is Not Enough Sexy in the World to Make Up for This Kind of Embarrassing
773 days ago

No, Elle, I'm not -- because most people know better, and those who don't only allow themselves to notice the negative commentaries and not the myriad other stories that are in support and praise of women -- and men -- anyway.

Sarah Taylor
There is Not Enough Sexy in the World to Make Up for This Kind of Embarrassing
773 days ago

I get your point, but my problem is that she says these things -- almost the very same things -- in every single interview. My other problem is that by saying these things habitually, she's starting to paint herself as the most vapid, self-involved actress on the planet, and that's never an admirable thing.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Tori Spelling Needs to Make a Move Now
773 days ago

I get you, but Dean is not a one-time cheater. Dean is a two-time cheater, and if he's done it two times, how many more does Tori possibly not know about? Or know about, and it's not even the public who's privy to the information?

As for trying to heal, yes -- I think that's the best first option. But never truly healing (i.e., worrying that it could happen again, which is always a concern) is more of a detriment -- especially to a trust-based unit like a family -- than it is a help.

If it were an isolated incident -- which it hadn't been -- it might be one thing. Being that he's done it multiple times, to multiple partners, signifies a greater discussion.

Sarah Taylor
Kim Kardashian Just Took the Vapid to a Whole New Level
780 days ago

Ha! This sounds amazing.

Sarah Taylor
There is Positively Nothing That Roseanne Can't Do
781 days ago

You're as ignorant as you are rude, Patricia Butler.

She did an interview back in 2007 where she admitted to losing nearly 200 pounds -- she claimed to weigh around 364 pounds at her heaviest. Do the damn math.

Get over yourself.

Sarah Taylor
Wow, This is One Hot Bikini Body, Huh?
782 days ago

Hi Matt -- I always read the comments on the site. Every single one, actually.

Damned if we do, damned if we don't, though, right? Can't say positive things about something or negative things.

I acknowledge the validity of your point, but respectfully disagree.

Sarah Taylor
Don't Worry, We Haven't Forgotten You, Kourtney Kardashian
782 days ago

I know it's an old photo -- if you read the actual article where I say, "Aww, look at the little throwback present Kourtney Kardashian left for us."

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Nick Cannon Really is a Moron of Epic Proportion
787 days ago

JB: Kim Kardashian = on the rise when Cannon dated her. Mariah Carey = famous.

Sarah Taylor
It's Time to Get Angry Over "Duck Dynasty" Again!
792 days ago

I fixed it -- thanks for pointing it out, I appreciate it. :)

Sarah Taylor
Something's Definitely Different About Kylie Jenner's Face, But She Says 'No' on Surgery
807 days ago
Dish, you just flattered the pants right off me. :) I think that might be one of the nicest things someone's said to me in awhile. Thank you. <3
Sarah Taylor
Something's Definitely Different About Kylie Jenner's Face, But She Says 'No' on Surgery
807 days ago

Here, Dish -- here's a photo just for the inquiring minds.

Keep in mind, I'm not perfect, never claimed to be, and have a realistic list of my flaws. So for anyone gearing up to bash my face -- virtually, hopefully -- I've probably thought the same things about myself at one time, too:

--I have a big nose.
--I'm prematurely grey.
--My one eyebrow is higher than the other.
--I have a crooked mouth.
--My skin isn't the greatest.
--There's probably lots more, but I'm over my flaws and have no intention of "fixing" anything, because I've come to terms that I'm me, and I'm OK with that.

Enjoy!
http://cdn-media.fishwrapper.com/2014/03/13/this-1.jpg

Sarah Taylor
Something's Definitely Different About Kylie Jenner's Face, But She Says 'No' on Surgery
807 days ago

Only there is:

"That’s so ridiculous and not true," to be more specific.

"Baha"?

Sarah Taylor
Dang, Bobbi Kristina
808 days ago

I appreciate your comments, Drea. I really do. I like that you can talk with me without hurling insults and swearing, because lots of people just get hyped up and don't say much more than negative things about their own intellect, as evidenced by their knee-jerk reactions and asinine and unoriginal "kill yourself" comments.

You make some fine points, and we as humans -- myself included -- are hopefully all evolving and learning.

We shall find the positivity where we look for it ... but the negativity, too.

xo

Sarah Taylor
Dang, Bobbi Kristina
808 days ago

I think this is the post you're referring to, and if you reread it, you'll not see a thing slamming Kim's body or face, other than calling her out for looking entirely different when compared to her former face(s).

The only place the word "scary" was used was at the end of the article, to describe Kim's alleged plastic surgery journey, because that is a scary road.

I get what you're saying, but it's really all perception.

Sarah Taylor
Dang, Bobbi Kristina
808 days ago

How about finding just 1 article to back up your claim, Drea. Just 1 will do, friend.

Sarah Taylor
Yay, Renee Zellweger's Face is Almost Back!
809 days ago

Love you, Nicole! :)

Sarah Taylor
Who Cut Your Bangs, Farrah Abraham, Teeth?
809 days ago

Oh man, are you kidding? I've been obsessed by this story since it came out last Saturday. So many questions, so few answers. I theorize about this thing all day long with friends.

People think that just because I write for a celebrity blog that I'm either a) uninformed about world events and/or unintelligent, or b) actually a terrible person in real life, lol.

Neither could be further from the truth, however. :)

Sarah Taylor
Olivia Newton-John's Daughter is a Jackass
810 days ago

Hi Dave! Thanks for your kind words. I appreciate them a lot. :)

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Lorde is Officially the Best (at Lesbianism?)
811 days ago

Wow. Reading comprehension fail, huh? It's OK -- it happens to the best of us.

By "it's their decision," I believe I was quite clear that the sentence fragment in question meant "it's their decision to make an announcement," which was notably prefaced by the first part of the sentence, which reads "If someone wants to admit to being a lesbian ..."

Sarah Taylor
Seth Rogen: Self-Absorbed, Petulant, Unsophisticated Child
820 days ago

LOL hard @ a commenter named "Karma" who tells people to kill themselves. Oh man, funniest thing all week!

Sarah Taylor
Seth Rogen: Self-Absorbed, Petulant, Unsophisticated Child
820 days ago

I love you more every single day.

Sarah Taylor
Oh Yeah, Ryan Sweeting's REAL Gross
823 days ago

I agree wholly -- I think we've grown on each other. <3

Sarah Taylor
Mayim Bialik Has Got Life on Lockdown
823 days ago

@Chaz -- Thank you, my darling! Have missed you!

Sarah Taylor
Mayim Bialik Has Got Life on Lockdown
823 days ago

@Isaac -- Thank you, thank you. ;) One of those days.

Sarah Taylor
Miley's Much Better at Music When it Only Features Her
823 days ago

Ah, but yet you keep coming back, my friend. I'm doing my job well. Thanks! :D

Sarah Taylor
Mayim Bialik Has Got Life on Lockdown
823 days ago

Oh but hey, guess who's not Jewish? Me. And what does religion have to do with breastfeeding anyway?

You sound like a gem.

Sarah Taylor
Mayim Bialik Has Got Life on Lockdown
823 days ago

Yeah, I guess it would, if she'd actually given the interview to Howard Stern, instead of HuffPo Live ... which happens to be credited in the post if you'd taken a more thorough look.

Sarah Taylor
Mayim Bialik Has Got Life on Lockdown
823 days ago

Agreed. I didn't breastfeed -- my choice -- but I did co-sleep with both of my children and I loved it. As for breastfeeding, though, you're right; if you don't like it, don't look. I don't like the way that most people act in public, but I don't go around squawking in their faces to smarten the eff up.

Sarah Taylor
Oh Yeah, Ryan Sweeting's REAL Gross
823 days ago

Haha! I love you AND Jack in the Box!

Sarah Taylor
Oh Yeah, Ryan Sweeting's REAL Gross
824 days ago

Rebecca: Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game.
-- Voltaire

Sarah Taylor
You're So Vein
824 days ago

Oh, I'm sorry, you don't get puns, do you?

Sarah Taylor
Oh Yeah, Ryan Sweeting's REAL Gross
824 days ago

This -- is -- a -- point -- of -- view -- site. As in PERSONAL points of view.

The end.

Sarah Taylor
Oh Yeah, Ryan Sweeting's REAL Gross
824 days ago

Thanks, love. :) It's all fun and games 'til someone's gotta poo.

Sarah Taylor
Farrah Abraham is a Poor Mother and Nobody Wants Her Dirty Lingerie
824 days ago

You know what they say about assuming, don't you?

I have 2 children, thank you -- one is school-age and the other is a toddler, and in my history of raising both, neither has ever thrown a tantrum like the one I saw Sophia throw at 5 years old or 4 years old or however old she is now. Not even close. Thanks, though.

Sarah Taylor
Miley Cyrus Is Officially The Grossest Person in The World
830 days ago

@Treasure -- I think you make an excellent, well-thought-out point. I really do. I agree wholeheartedly with what you're saying, however, it's just silly sensationalist BS because it's Miley. Or, because, you know, this site and our over-the-top tone.

"However" 2.0, nobody's shaming Miley, and even if they were "shaming" her, it's not like anybody's shaming her for being unattractive (she's not) or for being unintelligent (also not) or under-talented (also not).

Let's put it this way: I realize all people are different, but I wouldn't be upset if someone were shaming me for something that I did in good (gross) fun. I'd be upset if they were shaming me because they thought I was stupid, or ugly, or a bad parent or something, but not for something as goofy as sucking on a thong. You know?

I enjoy your conversation at any rate. :)

Sarah Taylor
Miley Cyrus Is Officially The Grossest Person in The World
830 days ago

Oh come on. It'd be just as gross if a man were doing it, and you know it. Don't turn this into a feminism issue, because it's as simple as this: if you put potentially-used underwear in your mouth at all -- especially for shock value -- it's pretty damn gross, gender aside.

Sarah Taylor
Why Yes, Justin Bieber's Music Career IS Over
831 days ago

I will take that as a compliment and run. :)

Sarah Taylor
Courtney Stodden is Right on the Money
834 days ago

You make some very fine points, love. :)

Sarah Taylor
Taylor Swift's Hair is Great, But Not That Great
835 days ago

Here's that dictionary you speak of:

1: producing young or fruit especially freely : fruitful

2: archaic : causing abundant growth, generation, or reproduction

3 : marked by abundant inventiveness or productivity Some people gotta be so mean.

Sarah Taylor
Taylor Swift's Hair is Great, But Not That Great
836 days ago

No, I actually meant "prolific." As in "high-profile hairdresser who produces works of art on copious amounts of celebrity hair."

Thanks, though.

Sarah Taylor
It Doesn't Get Any Worse Than This
836 days ago

You know, the most minute amount of research would prove that theory wrong.

Sarah Taylor
It Doesn't Get Any Worse Than This
836 days ago

LOL Then who writes them? Now I'm concerned for my identity.

Sarah Taylor
Love It or Leave It: Kim Kardashian Doesn't Understand the Term "Fashion"
836 days ago

Promise I'm not pretending to be Isaac. We all love him too much to fake his realism. <3

Sarah Taylor
It Doesn't Get Any Worse Than This
837 days ago

Pfft, don't I wish. This thing is, sadly, gonna make a ton of money.

Sarah Taylor
Farrah Abraham is Still Oblivious to the Idiocy That is Farrah Abraham
838 days ago

Oh, you think that I ... OH, LOL. OK, gotcha.

You go on with your bad self, girl, and keep on believing whatever it is you're believing.

Sarah Taylor
Farrah Abraham's Porno Will Haunt Your Existence for Years to Come
840 days ago

I love you, love you, love you both. <3

Sarah Taylor
No Jokes About Farrah Abraham Here Today
842 days ago

Well, I'm not necessarily saying I wholly believe her, because yes, she is dumb, and scary, and basically everything else you said, but how fair would it be for us to automatically assume her cries of abuse are false? It's like the young girl who was raped and the town shouted that she was "asking" for it. Nobody ever asks for it, no matter their behavior. Rape is rape.

Maybe she's all those awful things because of all the awful things that she said happened to her.

If she's lying, then that makes her even worse than low -- even worse than the Kardashians and their brand of fame -- but it's not fair to discount someone who might actually be crying out for help.

Sarah Taylor
No Jokes About Farrah Abraham Here Today
842 days ago

Reading comprehension fail.

"Messed up" -- a term that implies someone is a mess inside. I'd imagine Farrah, if this is all accurate, is and feels messed up inside. Messed up. It's a common term. Way to be all angry and indignant, though.

Sarah Taylor
Brandi Glanville's Getting Real Serious About This Book Writing Thing, Huh?
843 days ago

I have been cheated on, actually, but you know what? I got over it. And it didn't take me 5 years and 2 books to do it, either. Life goes on.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Demi Lovato Knows What's Up With Addiction, All Right?
844 days ago

I'm the Managing Editor, friend. Don't know what you want to make of that with regard to why I'm doing what I'm doing or where, but I'm sure you'll make something of it.

Our points of view is kind of the point of our site. If you've been here awhile, or have even read intermittently, you might have already recognized it for what it is.

You don't have to like my writing. You can disagree with my opinions; nobody said you couldn't. Just as I don't have to like or agree with Jared Padalecki's insensitivities and voice my displeasure, you, too can disagree with my thoughts and opinions.

The road goes both ways.

Sarah Taylor
Isn't Your 5 Minutes Up Already, Jared Padalecki?
845 days ago

As bad? Please. He was the one -- before addicted! -- who decided that he was going to mess with heroin to begin with. Had he never embarked upon that journey to start, yes, he would not be where he is today, which is dead.

Addiction is a problem that lots of people feel unaccountable for, but the truth is that they, themselves, made the first decision and the first step into indulging their addiction -- they opened Pandora's box themselves, so to speak.

Let's get real, shall we?

Sarah Taylor
Love It or Leave It: Christina Aguilera Can Do Better Than This
851 days ago

Angry people who get angry over celebrity gossip.

Sarah Taylor
The World is About to Fall Apart
852 days ago

Fair, but she's been known only for her raunchiness recently, and because of her musical history, that's super sad.

Sarah Taylor
Beyonce Out-Trashed Miley Cyrus Last Night
852 days ago

The over-the-top raunchy performance changed everything. Amazing.

Sarah Taylor
Beyonce Out-Trashed Miley Cyrus Last Night
852 days ago

LOL! What does that even mean?

Sarah Taylor
Kourtney Kardashian is One Hot Ma
855 days ago

She's beautiful. And thanks for your comment, Sarah, it's much appreciated. :)

Sarah Taylor
Parents: STOP RUINING YOUR CHILDREN
856 days ago

His FATHER was THERE while he was DRINKING AND DRIVING.

He helped block off the street so his son could drag race while under the influence.

What a great example. Oh yes, all the LOLs at one time.

Sarah Taylor
Miley's New Tour is Going to Be So Much Worse Than We Imagined
861 days ago

Sounds intriguing, I'm in! But only as long as there's lots of poo. Gads and gads of poo. Preferably those of a thousand victims of intestinal-eating amoebas.

Sarah Taylor
Farrah Abraham is the Saddest Girl in the World
862 days ago

You'd be surprised, Gwen.

Sarah Taylor
Melanie Griffith's Body is Sick, But Not Like Her Face
864 days ago

What are you even talking about? We said Melanie Griffith looks great -- and not grossly tweaked -- for her age. Did you read the post backward or something?

Sarah Taylor
Christina Ricci Called, She's Still Hot and Available for Work
866 days ago

High praise coming from you, my friend. :) I'll take it!

Sarah Taylor
More of This, Kaley Cuoco, And Less of Everything Else
866 days ago

Sorry, you're mistaken. This was Emily, through and through. We can't change bylines -- they're triggered by our logins. Thanks.

Sarah Taylor
Jennifer Lawrence is Finally a Jackass
867 days ago

I missed you! :D I hope you're feeling better. :\

Sarah Taylor
It's Just Been a Real Bad Few Days for Humanity, Huh?
870 days ago

HA! You'd be hard-pressed to find an article ANYWHERE from either one of us calling another human being "ugly." Nice try, though. Sure shows your mentality.

Sarah Taylor
Vin Diesel is Heartbreaking
871 days ago

You won't get a smart-ass response, love. Airing your opinions that my post-accident posts about Paul were "distasteful" and "poorly written" are absolutely your right, and I'd never condemn someone for disagreeing with my points of view.

Sarah Taylor
Vin Diesel is Heartbreaking
871 days ago

Dearest Matt,

Get ready to be real outraged then, because guess what -- I still maintain my original thoughts from my previous posts regarding Paul Walker.

Sincerely,
Sarah Taylor Spangenberg

Sarah Taylor
We Endured Kristen Stewart's Career and All We Got Was This Crappy Faux Nude
873 days ago

I think you're confusing it with this one: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2406512/Kris...

I am up to speed, thank you. This one literally just came out over the last few days. :)

Sarah Taylor
This is the Kind of "Bare" That Courtney Stodden Should Be Going For
874 days ago

Nobody's judging the girl, they're (we're/I'm) judging the outfit(s). Her taste in clothing is unflattering and terrible, and if my non-PC feminism -- the kind that says I don't have to love every outfit and every style that a woman chooses to wear just because it's been chosen by a woman -- offends you, then I'm sorry.

Sarah Taylor
This is the Kind of "Bare" That Courtney Stodden Should Be Going For
874 days ago

No, I meant that "you've been reading here long enough to know my 'style' of writing, and know that I wouldn't call a woman 'trashy' just because she has big boobs."

And "classy," by definition (in this particular fashion case, anyway) means "stylish and sophisticated." Sorry, but no matter what size your boobs are, falling out of your dresses and shirts every single day, day in and day out, is neither stylish nor sophisticated. Sorry.

Do you actually think Courtney Stodden has a classy look, or are you simply playing the Devil's Advocate?

Sarah Taylor
This is the Kind of "Bare" That Courtney Stodden Should Be Going For
874 days ago

Yup, it's early on a Monday. My bad; more coffee. Thanks!

Sarah Taylor
This is the Kind of "Bare" That Courtney Stodden Should Be Going For
874 days ago

Of course I'm not saying that women with gigantor boobs can't look classy, please. You've been a reader here long enough to know better.

Since you claim to need me to clarify, the manner in which Courtney Stodden almost always presents her "gigantor boobs" is what's not exactly classy. ... But you knew that already.

Sarah Taylor
Have Some More Kaley Cuoco Wedding Sadness!
878 days ago

Hi, Larry -- it's both a blog and a celebrity news page. The intent of the site is to express our own, personal editorial opinions, some of which we're aware won't always be the popular opinion.

Sarah Taylor
Have Some More Kaley Cuoco Wedding Sadness!
878 days ago

I have -- I still get that impression of him, though.

Sarah Taylor
Kaley Cuoco's Wedding Was Pink and Depressing
878 days ago

Hey, for whatever reason you enjoy coming here, I'm glad for it. ;)

Sarah Taylor
Kaley Cuoco's Wedding Was Pink and Depressing
878 days ago

You, darling, apparently missed the fact that this is actually one of the very first times I've ever even written about Kaley Cuoco on this site. There are two writers on this website, you realize, right?

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: This is Awful and Horrible and All Sorts of Wrong
881 days ago

Thanks, love! And YES, oh yes.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Miley Cyrus is a Damn Fool
884 days ago

Apples and oranges, friend. That's what you're comparing.

And even though you're not a fan of mine, I'm still a fan of yours, because you can be rational. :)

Sarah Taylor
Suck it Up, "Duck Dynasty"
892 days ago

Shame that you didn't actually read the original interview before formulating your opinion, friend.

"I’m with the blacks, because we’re white trash."

Oh, that's nice. Equating "blacks" with "white trash"? Classy.

Read More http://www.gq.com/entertainment/television/201401/duck-dy...

Sarah Taylor
Suck it Up, "Duck Dynasty"
892 days ago

You're not exhibiting the respect that you say you are when you're referring to me as "low."

Also, you sound a little butthurt over my opinion, so your comment is kind of a moot point.

Just, you know, saying.

Sarah Taylor
Suck it Up, "Duck Dynasty"
892 days ago

Oh, he's not judging people for being different from him? Did you actually *read* his GQ interview? Because if you did, you must have missed the part where he was speaking to the interviewer, asking him if he and "his woman" were Christians, and when the interviewer responded "No," Robertson said that he'd look at him differently if he were:

"[Repent] ... and the next time we see you, we will say: ‘You are now a brother. Our brother.’ So then we look at you totally different then.”

If looking at someone differently because of their beliefs isn't judging people, then who really knows what is.

That's my honest answer.

Sarah Taylor
Seriously, How Hot is This?
893 days ago

SOMEBODY'S GORGEOUS, HUH? (Besides Naomi.)

Sarah Taylor
Your Daily Cry: Laura Prepon Goes to the Dark Side
895 days ago

So? It doesn't make it any less unappealing. Nice choice of words, there. You must be a humanitarian.

Sarah Taylor
Stars Without (Most) Makeup: Taylor Swift is Just Like the Rest of Us
898 days ago

Thank you Isaac, Tiffany. Have I told you (both) lately that I love you? :)

Sarah Taylor
Stars Without (Most) Makeup: Taylor Swift is Just Like the Rest of Us
899 days ago

You do realize that "sans fard" is a French expression, right? I didn't realize certain people had a corner on the market for certain phrases.

Sarah Taylor
Rihanna: Tacky as All Hell
899 days ago

Thank you so much, girl! That really means a lot to us, believe me. :)

Sarah Taylor
It's Time to Get Super Psyched for Lea Michele's Album
900 days ago

That's funny, we've never posted anything negative about Lea Michele -- ever. Good try, though.

Sarah Taylor
Love It or Leave It: This is a Miss, Lindsay. A Big, Gilded Mess.
904 days ago

That's fair. I don't want you to go anywhere. :)

Sarah Taylor
Happy Thanksgiving from Your Favorite Celebrities (and Us)!
912 days ago

Thanks, Chaz! You too! :D

Sarah Taylor
This is How the World Ends
914 days ago

This is exactly why I love you so hard.

Sarah Taylor
Seth Rogen/James Franco Motorcycle Sex is Hotter
915 days ago

Morning, love! :D

Sarah Taylor
Sorry, Miley, No Amount of Black Eyebrow Dye is Gonna Make This Work
917 days ago

I have zero idea what you're referring to.

Sarah Taylor
Love It or Leave It: LeAnn Rimes Looks Hot, But You Can Barely See it Through All the Clingy
920 days ago

And just like that, you became my favorite reader. <3

Sarah Taylor
Kendall Jenner Just Took Her 18 to a Whole New, Scary Level
921 days ago

It's just news, love. We have to cover it some way. :)

Sarah Taylor
Love It or Leave It: Pam Anderson Needs to Have that Growth Removed ASAP
927 days ago

Hey, now, you gotta admit it was cute. ;)

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Miley Cyrus Has the Maturity Level of a 3-Year-Old
927 days ago

Ahahah, I gotcha. :) I questioned that, too.

Ever read Stephen King's "It"? I think it stuck with me.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Lady Gaga Should Just Shut Up Forever
927 days ago

I choked when I read this.

Sarah Taylor
Miley Just Tore the Butt Out of "Summertime Sadness"
928 days ago

People from the 60's who were afraid of pot -- i.e., "Reefer Madness." Also, it was a joke.

Sarah Taylor
Put Your Damn Vulva Away, Iggy Azalea
929 days ago

Nikki,

Iggy is INFINITELY more talented than Miley and Selena put together, and this is coming from a person who doesn't even like rap/hip hop music.

That being said, the dress is STILL ugly as sin, which has nothing to do with her music.

Sarah Taylor
Put Your Damn Vulva Away, Iggy Azalea
929 days ago

Doll, the vulva is the exterior part -- the part which you can see -- of the female reproductive organ.

vul ' va: noun \ˈvəl-və\: the parts of the female sexual organs that are on the outside of the body

I'd say that's pretty vulvish, right?

Sarah Taylor
Put Your Damn Vulva Away, Iggy Azalea
929 days ago

PLEASE DO! lol Miss you!

Sarah Taylor
Love It or Leave It: Ashlee Simpson Needs to Give Up the Ghost
929 days ago

Ever learn that words and phrases often have different meanings?

Sarah Taylor
Love It or Leave It: Ashlee Simpson Needs to Give Up the Ghost
933 days ago

Of course I don't want her to die. I simply mean that she's got to stop trying to do something (in this case, dressing like an extra from "The Craft") that clearly isn't working.

Sarah Taylor
Love It or Leave It: Ashlee Simpson Needs to Give Up the Ghost
933 days ago

Sorry, Marcia; according to the photo agency we purchased the picture from, it is.

Sarah Taylor
Jennifer Aniston: Another Day, Double the Edginess
934 days ago

Her makeup artist friend, Gucci Westman. :)

Sarah Taylor
Kylie Jenner Can Add "Insensitive" and "Ill-Spoken" to Her Repertoire Now
934 days ago

Hey, I never skewered you! I actually kind of like you! :)

Sarah Taylor
Kylie Jenner Toned the Inappropriate Down for a Second
934 days ago

You're absolutely right. I didn't realize that he was going through chemotherapy treatment. Sometimes we all need a swift kick in the ass to realize that we need to pay better attention; this one was mine. My apologies to all.

Sarah Taylor
Kylie Jenner is in For Some Serious Trouble
936 days ago

Thanks, Stacy!

Sarah Taylor
Halloween Was an Exercise in Poor Judgement All Around, Huh, Miley?
936 days ago

... Did we go to school together?

Sarah Taylor
Nicki Minaj Went as Trash Last Night for Halloween
939 days ago

I'm ... it's ... thank you, Tiffany. I appreciate that!

Sarah Taylor
Nicki Minaj Went as Trash Last Night for Halloween
940 days ago

Holy crow, I've been called a lot of things in my day, but never "hipster."

Sarah Taylor
Who Else is So Ready for Christmas (Already)?!
956 days ago

You just made me even MORE excited, if that's possible. ;)

Sarah Taylor
Robin Thicke and Paula Patton Continue Their Reign as Squickiest Couple in Hollywood
956 days ago

Why even bring looks into this? It's got nothing to do with the argument that these two are fame-desperate and overshare to the point of obnoxious. But hey, if you wanna judge people by what their faces look like, enjoy your party of one.

Sarah Taylor
Way to Earn the "Jackass of the Day" Title, Jimmy Kimmel
958 days ago

I'm not about guns. I actually hate guns. However, I'm realistic, knowing that gun laws are *probably* not going to change anytime soon, but yet despite that, I *am* pro-equal rights.

Fishwrapper is about celebrity entertainment and our opinions on the aforementioned topic. Just as Jimmy Kimmel -- a talk show host on a celebrity entertainment show -- is entitled to discuss his opinions about all things celebrity (even celebrity happenings that are on the fringe of sappy gossip), I am as well.

Sarah Taylor
Robin Thicke Just Made Everything Worse
958 days ago

Alan Thicke is his father, so yes, you're spot-on (and yes, creepy mess, too).

Sarah Taylor
Iggy Azalea Needs to Class It Up Quick-Like
959 days ago

LOL, you're classy.

Sarah Taylor
Unbelievably, There's a Celebrity Who's Never Had a Drink in Her Life
959 days ago

"That culture." As in Hollywood, as in the music and entertainment industry, as in "live fast, die young," as in "many, many, many entertainers have a drinking and/or drug problem." That's what "that culture" means.

Sarah Taylor
Iggy Azalea Needs to Class It Up Quick-Like
960 days ago

You're kidding me, right?

Sarah Taylor
Look Who Got A Brand New Mouth!
960 days ago

HAHHAHHAA YES!

Sarah Taylor
And Here You Have a Prime Candidate for Forced Sterilization
962 days ago

Uh, "truthiness," unless you're talking about child being with FARRAH'S dad, then you're horrifically mistaken. "The kid's" dad is DEAD.

Sarah Taylor
Love It or Leave It: What Miley Cyrus Wore to the Bangerz Release Party Wasn't So Awful
962 days ago

So true, Ashley. I don't know if people think we're doing brain surgery over here or what but ... we're not. ;)

Sarah Taylor
UPDATED Quotables: Rihanna Really is a Special Kind of Stupid
963 days ago

Yes, because it's OK to joke about things like genocide. Wake me up when it's OK to joke about rape and child molestation, too, OK? Then I'll write about that.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Fiona Apple is Delicately Strong, Amazingly Fabulous
963 days ago

If you know the site so well, then you'd know that as much as we slam Miley's horrible fashion choices -- because honestly, you *have* seen her outfits lately, right? -- we never comment on the face or body type (i.e., the physical appearance) of a person.

... Which I guess would make your comment a moot point, friend.

Sarah Taylor
You Hold Your Coated Tongue, Miley: Sinead Isn't Even Close to Finished With You
963 days ago

Miley *can* sing. Her current album, however, in my personal opinion, is awful. And yes, I have heard all of her songs on the album.

I like to sing, actually. But comparing Miley and myself would be like comparing apples to oranges. She's famous -- she's expected to be "good."

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Madonna is a Lot Stronger Than We Give Her Credit For
967 days ago

Evil Beet kimcheee, is that you??

Sarah Taylor
Show of Hands, Who Knew Nina Dobrev Was So Silly?
967 days ago

Yeah, well, some places in the US you wait 12 hours in the ER, too. At least if you have insurance, you won't get billed for something that's going to ruin your credit for 7 years.

Sarah Taylor
Miley's "Bangerz" Album Seriously Has Only One Good Song
971 days ago

Or maybe whoever wrote this article just isn't into Miley's new album. ;)

Sarah Taylor
Katy Perry's New Single is Like a Paula Abdul Song That Didn't Quite Make the Album
971 days ago

Oh man, that was crafty, what you did right there.

Sarah Taylor
Sometimes Miley Just Makes It So Hard to Like Miley
974 days ago

That's funny, I Googled it and came up with just as many affirmative responses as I did negative. Hard to tell, huh?

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: LeAnn Rimes is So Awful, She Drove Brandi Glanville to Drugs
975 days ago

Now that you mention it, I did say "a whole 'nother thing."

Maybe, however, this country is in the state of what you refer to as "f----d" because people don't do the proper research when trying to tear someone down. If they did, they'd learn that the term "nother" is a actually colloquialism dating back to the early 1900's, and is, in fact, both a pronoun and adjective used to represent informal speaking.

Good try, though, friend.

Sarah Taylor
This is Why You Should Never, Ever, Ever Take Advice From a "Real Housewife," Dear God
976 days ago

"If your wife says ‘no,’ turn her around, and rip her clothes off. She wants to be dominated."

Reading context FAIL, huh?

Sarah Taylor
Miley and Mike WiLL Made It Just Blew the Freak Out of Your Mind
977 days ago

We're just being fair -- Miley's still mad, mad ridiculous and annoying, but we can't pretend we didn't like the video (not necessarily the song or Miley's, you know, "rapping") just because we think she's a twat most other times. :)

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Rihanna Fails to Define Classy (Again)
978 days ago

No, the writer is not in 7th grade ... the writer has, however, evolved past leaky vagina jokes.

Sarah Taylor
All You People Saying Cory Monteith Didn't Deserve His Emmy Remembrance Speech Seriously Need to Grow a Damn Heart
978 days ago

In short, yes, Cory's death is different. Dying from addiction at the young age of 31 is much, much different than dying at the age of 90 after a life well-lived. It's called "tragedy."

Sarah Taylor
All You People Saying Cory Monteith Didn't Deserve His Emmy Remembrance Speech Seriously Need to Grow a Damn Heart
978 days ago

Nope, neither a Cory Monteith body-of-work fan nor a "Glee" fan. Just a fan of human kindness, sympathy, and empathy, with a good, solid grasp on the concept that people make -- sometimes fatal -- mistakes.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Snooki Needs to Quit Her Complaining
981 days ago

I'm content with looking like a 40-year-old librarian. :)

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Snooki Needs to Quit Her Complaining
981 days ago

Why, Carissa? Because then somebody might have a "legitimate" reason to complain, dear.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Snooki Needs to Quit Her Complaining
982 days ago

My "trainwreck of a body"? LOL You wish, friend. Sorry to burst your bubble.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Snooki Needs to Quit Her Complaining
982 days ago

As I responded to Carol above, I do have two biological children of my own, thanks, so clearly, I do have a vague idea what pregnancy does to the body. :)

I think she's beautiful just the way she is. That's such an awful, awful thing, isn't it? To think someone's just fine the way they are, ESPECIALLY when you know exactly where that person's coming from? Imagine that.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Snooki Needs to Quit Her Complaining
982 days ago

Not that it's any of your business CarolRay, but I do have children -- two of them, in fact. One is 5 and the other is 18 months old, so yes, I know how the body is changed forever.

Do *you* have children?

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: It Doesn't Seem Like Stevie Nicks Knows the Meaning of Accountability
984 days ago

I didn't say that *addiction* was the choice, I said that Stevie's *choice* to not have children was Stevie's choice. She's blaming this doctor for her not making the choice to have children. That's the point of this entire story.

Sarah Taylor
Love It or Leave It: Sandra Bullock Pulls Short Hair Off Like Nobody Else
984 days ago

Dish -- saying someone's "sad" and "angry" is hardly name-calling.

As for CarolRay, he/she has made many, many valiant attempts to be hurtful in the past. All you have to do is click the following link for the plethora of insults, misogyny, and hate. It's all right there.

http://www.fishwrapper.com/member/carolray/

Sarah Taylor
Love It or Leave It: Sandra Bullock Pulls Short Hair Off Like Nobody Else
984 days ago

LOL! Such a sad, angry little person.

Sarah Taylor
Katy Perry Isn't Just a Gorgeous Face and Hot Body -- She's Funny, Too
985 days ago

Sarah Taylor also says that if you don't realize that this is a point of view site -- hence being biased against certain celebrities in the name of "personal preference" -- then you don't really understand perspective.

Sarah Taylor
Making Fun of a Mentally Ill Person Just Isn't OK No Matter How Catchy the Tune
988 days ago

Oh no? Parading around in a straitjacket because marijuana put someone under a psychiatric hold? Somebody's been watching too much "Reefer Madness."

Sarah Taylor
Today in Things You'll Think About All Weekend: Tan Mom Twerking
988 days ago

Sorry love -- totally out of it today. Sick as a DAWG. But I see the allure! LOL

Sarah Taylor
Playtime is Over, Paris Hilton -- Maybe It's Time to Grow Up Now
989 days ago

I have my own opinions, and do not regurgitate what other people have to say. My opinions are present on this website -- if you don't like them, that's not my problem, friend.

Sarah Taylor
Hey, So How Great Does Lindsay Lohan Look, Huh?
989 days ago

I believe it. She looks damn good for the self-abuse she endured for a decade, though.

Sarah Taylor
Check Out This Amazing Cover of Miley's Already Amazing "Wrecking Ball"
990 days ago

Trying, trying! Yesterday was a good day, I think. We just have to be careful sometimes. ;)

Sarah Taylor
Check Out This Amazing Cover of Miley's Already Amazing "Wrecking Ball"
990 days ago

Why would you ever want to leave me?

Sarah Taylor
Love It or Leave It: Jenny McCarthy Apparently Never Heard the Term "Less is More"
990 days ago

Can't read, can you?

"... one night when you fell asleep at the computer Googling 'Jenny McCarthy nudes through the years'."

Sarah Taylor
The One Where You Feel Really Bad for Paris Hilton
991 days ago

We don't generally "love" Paris Hilton, but come on. Fair is fair, and what they were doing to her was pretty unfair.

Also, I'm married ... to a dude.

Sarah Taylor
Zac Hanson Needs to Back Up Off It a Second
995 days ago

You of all people know that's not true. ;)

Sarah Taylor
Of Course Miley's "Wrecking Ball" Cover Features a No-Pants Miley. Of Course.
996 days ago

All of my articles? Come on, now, that's a gross exaggeration.

Second, picking "certain people" to praise is due to my point of view ... which is what this site is about. It's a point-of-view site. ;)

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Robin Thicke is an Embarrassing Excuse for a Man, The End
997 days ago

Nobody's talking about Miley. It's this, of course. http://bit.ly/17rqD2S

Sarah Taylor
Some People Just Have No Shame
997 days ago

Oh JT, you're so very, very wrong on all of those counts. So astronomically wrong, but hey -- if it makes you feel good inside to outright insult someone, more power to you.

Sarah Taylor
Some People Just Have No Shame
997 days ago

This particular story is about how the soulless, selfish "socialite" is opening her mouth. If you look at the *other* stories in the series about the very same cheating topic, you'll see where I condemn Robin for his ass-grabbing and his alleged cheating actions. What kind of person wouldn't rebuke Robin for his behavior? You sound like an intelligent person -- you should know better.

Sarah Taylor
Khloe Kardashian is So Sad About Her DUI-Getting, Drug-Addicted Husband That She's Taking Selfies for It
1001 days ago

Welcome to Fishwrapper! It's a point-of-view site. The end.

Sarah Taylor
Khloe Kardashian is So Sad About Her DUI-Getting, Drug-Addicted Husband That She's Taking Selfies for It
1002 days ago

Definitely incredibly distasteful. But Khloe isn't a thespian, and she didn't even have the good sense that Lea did to let the situation lie for a few weeks before making it all about her.

Sarah Taylor
Dr. Laura Needs to Retire -- NOW
1003 days ago

Hey, I love you. It's OK that you don't agree with me, it doesn't change my opinion of you.

Sarah Taylor
Eminem Is Really, Really Mean
1003 days ago

Oh yes, because I'm sure someone like *you* would just love for us to rehash stuff that Eminem did YEARS ago. Being ridiculously, inappropriately untimely would go over so well, for sure.

Sarah Taylor
Lady Gaga's Newest Music Thing is Actually Pretty Good
1004 days ago

If you were a bigger Pink Floyd fan then you might know that they have about a zillion different sounds. This is one of them.

Sarah Taylor
Miley Cyrus' Best Friend is Shameful
1005 days ago

If you can find a single, solitary article on this whole entire website where we bashed someone for their body type or size, then you're pretty damn good ... because there aren't any. Maybe you should spend some time examining what you're seeing rather than bending to knee-jerk reactions.

Sarah Taylor
Miley Cyrus' Best Friend is Shameful
1005 days ago

Kelly criticized Miley's performance because why not? She can't have opinions on things that happen within her own industry? This kid criticized Kelly's body because he was mad. Big difference, worse intent.

Sarah Taylor
The Whole Miley Cyrus "Bangerz" Album is a Joke, Right?
1008 days ago

Eek, creepy "Silence of the Lambs" insides? Like, my intestines or a kidney or my cochlea or something? I'm keen on keeping them where they are. ... Unless, of course, I splatter on ground because the stupid plane I'm on right now can't decide if it want to travel at 30k feet or 20k feet. You know.

Sarah Taylor
Kim Kardashian And Kanye West's Precious Love Sure Made A Cute Baby
1009 days ago

OMG I JUST DIED AT THIS. I'M DEAD. LOL!

It's still on there, it's just that the page is set up with permissions to disallow users from posting pictures on FB for the rest of FB to see.

Sarah Taylor
Karrueche Tran Has Photographic Evidence That Chris Brown Is The Worst
1009 days ago

Who deleted your comments? We don't delete comments (as you can see from the many hate comments we get, ha).

Sarah Taylor
Guess Who! (LOL You'll Never Guess)
1010 days ago

BE NICE! I LOVE YOU.

Sarah Taylor
Hey, Dr. Phil, You're a Moron!
1010 days ago

I really, really worry for humanity sometimes, but then I remember that whole "survival of the fittest" thing and I feel better, Cran. <3

Sarah Taylor
Hey, Dr. Phil, You're a Moron!
1011 days ago

Oh CarolRay. You get your little old self so upset all the time. How sad. ::hugs::

If you think the site sucks so hard, here's a suggestion that I'm surprised you haven't thought of since you're apparently so smart and evolved: DON'T READ IT. It's really quite simple.

Sarah Taylor
EXCLUSIVE: Sydney Leathers Hilariousy Auditions Weiners for New Sex Tape
1011 days ago

Oh God, he really, really is. I couldn't take my eyes off him.

Sarah Taylor
Love It or Leave It: Beyonce Is Really Committing to This Weird Bob, Huh?
1014 days ago

I hear that. Every time I cut my hair radically short, I love it for four days and then I'm like, "Noooo! You remember how hard it was to grow it out last time!"

Sarah Taylor
Love It or Leave It: Kate Moss' Bronze Boobs Are the Hotness
1014 days ago

If you actually read the article, then you'd *know* that I know she's not actually nude.

...Sometimes, honestly -- I really wonder about people.

Sarah Taylor
Love It or Leave It: Kate Moss' Bronze Boobs Are the Hotness
1015 days ago

Pottz -- When people are nice to us, we're nice back. When they're not? Well, we basically ignore them.

Sarah Taylor
Eminem Emerged From His Hermitic Life to Bring You the Soundtrack to the Most Violent Game Franchise You Know
1018 days ago

I guess that would be *your* opinion, as opposed to mine, which was expressed above.

Stop with the sensationalist opinion-squashing.

Sarah Taylor
The World is Not Ready for Kanye West to Marry Kim Kardashian
1018 days ago

AHAHAHAH! I happen to like my mole, thank you very much. Always have, always will.

Sarah Taylor
Lindsay Lohan Is "Back@Work," Is Hopefully Working Near Some Hair Products
1018 days ago

Do you even read before you comment? I didn't even WRITE this article.

E for effort, though.

Sarah Taylor
LeAnn Rimes is the Bully That She Doesn't Want You to Be
1020 days ago

Pretty good! Same old, you know how it goes. ;)

Sarah Taylor
Simon Cowell is Just as Romantic and Thoughtful as Ever!
1020 days ago

We don't delete anybody's posts, friend. See many, many of the articles where people are telling us we suck and they hate us and to not tell our mothers that we're writers. If we don't delete that stuff -- and we don't -- we wouldn't delete anything else. ;)

Sarah Taylor
LeAnn Rimes is the Bully That She Doesn't Want You to Be
1020 days ago

Oh God, Chaz, I was hoping you'd be here to see this! LOL!

Sarah Taylor
LeAnn Rimes is the Bully That She Doesn't Want You to Be
1020 days ago

The point is, supporting the t-shirts, which were a direct jab at her stepsons' mother, is bad form and a poor example. End of.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Further Proof That James Franco is a Douche
1021 days ago

Thank you -- my point exactly. Plus, his whole "Oh life is so hard, I have to make tons of money working with STRESSFUL ANIMALS" is pretty silly too.

Sarah Taylor
Happy Birthday, Perfect Human Anna Kendrick!
1022 days ago

OF COURSE IT'S A BIASED ARTICLE. XD

We are a point-of-view website. That's our point.

Sarah Taylor
"The Hunger Games: Catching Fire" International Trailer is Here!
1023 days ago

Now you're just being ridiculous. ALL the trailers have most of the same general footage, it just so happens that they're all laid out differently and sometimes -- sometimes! -- even contain different footage than other trailers do. Until you watch them side by side -- like I did -- you're arguing a moot point. Good try, though!

Sarah Taylor
"The Hunger Games: Catching Fire" International Trailer is Here!
1023 days ago

No, it actually came out less than 12 hours ago. The original trailer came out months ago, and this is the international trailer. But hey -- way to be *almost* accurate in your bitching! :D

Sarah Taylor
Amanda Seyfried Was Watching Porn Even Before Her Permanent Teeth Came In
1024 days ago

I think I've got just the thing!

Sarah Taylor
Nicki Minaj's Boobs Are Like BOOM
1024 days ago

AHAHHAHA YES!

Sarah Taylor
Nicki Minaj's Boobs Are Like BOOM
1024 days ago

THERE'S A TONGUE THING?!

Sarah Taylor
It's Cool, Kylie Jenner Must Be OK With Foot Fungus, That's All
1025 days ago

Love you, too, girl! Good to see your face around here. <3

Sarah Taylor
The Rest of Lindsay's "Chelsea" Skit Wasn't All That Great, You Know
1025 days ago

Oh man, I take you SO MUCH MORE SERIOUSLY when you swear at me. For shizzle.

Sarah Taylor
It's Cool, Kylie Jenner Must Be OK With Foot Fungus, That's All
1025 days ago

It's not so much the shoes, but the socks. She put on someone else's SOCKS. Socks that the other person had been wearing for, what, God knows how many hours. Walking around in sneakers, presumably sweating ... I dunno. To me, that's just gross.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Oprah Just Got Owned by Lindsay Lohan
1026 days ago

Maybe if you believe that Lindsay didn't pull a fast one on Oprah, sure.

Sarah Taylor
Miley Cyrus is Gonna be NASTY at the VMAs This Year
1027 days ago

Aww, so good to see you back! You're here almost every day, which makes me, like, so totally happs.

... It creepy that I know that, too?

Luv u, gurl!

Sarah Taylor
We Get It, Rihanna -- You're Hot and You Have a Vagina, Too
1027 days ago

Gotcha, Dr. Phil. Thanks!

Sarah Taylor
An Open Letter to Farrah Abraham
1029 days ago

I'm sorry that you're 35 years old and have zero concept of what I'm trying to say.

Sarah Taylor
An Open Letter to Farrah Abraham
1029 days ago

Ahahahah! Sorry, friend, but I'm no more a "fat chick" any more than you are intelligent. Or mature.

Sarah Taylor
An Open Letter to Farrah Abraham
1029 days ago

First of all, reading context fail. Nobody said that having a child was the same as going to rehab. Take a second and reread. How old are you, anyway?

Second, yes, 32 and 42 would be considered "older" to a 22-year-old. I, myself, am 30, and maybe, I dunno, because I've grown and evolved, I'm nowhere near the person I was when I was 22.

Third, calling someone a "whore," whether you perceive it to be true or not, is called bullying, and I'm sorry, but it kind of nullifies any point you might have had otherwise. Uncool.

Sarah Taylor
Quotables: Gaby Hoffmann is Pretty Amazing if You Didn't Already Know
1031 days ago

Hey, we can be serious and thoughtful when necessary. :)

Sarah Taylor
Justin Bieber Thinks We're as Dumb as Justin Bieber Is
1032 days ago

Did you actually watch the video? And hear how he said to his fans, "Refrain ... do you guys know what the word 'refrain' means" or whatever? Great role model.

Sarah Taylor
So Here's This Unbelievably Sad And Disturbing Skit That Kid Kraddick Did Last Week
1034 days ago

Who in God's name is demonizing him? Of course the skit was tongue-in-cheek, as were most of his many, many other skits. I think the only point Emily was making that it was eerie that this particular skit was done just a few days before he died for real. The end.

Sarah Taylor
Even Covered in Paint, James Franco Looks Just Like You and Me -- If We Looked Like Douches, Anyway
1036 days ago

Have you ever read any of his interviews or short stories? He's an OK guy but man does he have some for real douchey tendencies, especially from the mouth.

Sarah Taylor
Maybe if Spike Lee Sold One of His Multi-Million-Dollar Homes, He Wouldn't Need to Busk for a Cool Mil on Kickstarter
1037 days ago

I *like* Veronica Mars ... but Veronica Mars is/was popular enough that they could have paid enough attention to their fans' wants and just DID it instead of making the fans finance it.

Sarah Taylor
There's No Way Snooki Lost 50 Pounds, Right?
1046 days ago

Dear JM,

Where did you get your reading degree? I never said that she should "stop working out," just as I never said that she wasn't healthy. Moot point?

Sarah Taylor
There's No Way Snooki Lost 50 Pounds, Right?
1046 days ago

We *are* two different sites, you realize?

Sarah Taylor
Doncha Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like ... Anna Paquin?
1047 days ago

I said "eight billion," which is obviously an exaggeration, because it feels like the show's been on for my whole life. LOL

Sarah Taylor
Corey Feldman Does "Ascension Millennium" Live, Too, Guys
1049 days ago

Oh please. I'm sorry I genuinely like the guy and this song. My bad! Free thought must be dead. Next time I'll try to be like the people who think it's fine to judge something based on what others feel about it.

Second, with regard to video usage and copyright laws, being that we don't own this particular video, we're relegated to using less than 30 seconds of it. ... Not that it has any bearing on the story at all.

Sarah Taylor
This Azealia Banks Character Needs to Shut Her Stupid Mouth
1050 days ago
You are what's wrong with the world today. Congratulations! Thank God there are respectable people out there who only feel sorry for those who peddle their nastiness like some pathetic ware.
Sarah Taylor
Corey Feldman is Gonna Blow Your Mind With His New Music Video
1052 days ago

That's dumb. Why would I do that?

Sarah Taylor
Corey Feldman is Gonna Blow Your Mind With His New Music Video
1053 days ago

Oh man, your comment had me cracking up.

Sarah Taylor
Corey Feldman is Gonna Blow Your Mind With His New Music Video
1053 days ago

No, no, no! It's so good! Seriously, when I listened to it the first time (I'm on my, like, 10th, thankyouverymuch) I was like, "No, Corey, no." By the end of the second time, I was like "MORE COREY MORE!" It's so cheesy it's fabulous!

Sarah Taylor
Come Watch Suri Cruise Be the Sassiest Little Diva There Ever Was!
1053 days ago

Hey Cache -- If you're trying from a mobile device, the video might not work. We do have a mobile site in development, and are working hard every day to get it up and running. :)

Sarah Taylor
Come Watch Suri Cruise Be the Sassiest Little Diva There Ever Was!
1053 days ago

If you're asking whether or not we have a mobile site in development, the answer is yes. However, you don't need to throw facts and figures at me to make your point, nor do you have to say, "I'm not comin' back again, uh-uh, no way," to reaffirm it, either.

Come on, be nice. We were just born last month, OK?

Sarah Taylor
Kylie Jenner's Parents Are Allowing Her to Be Inappropriate Again
1055 days ago

Uh-oh. You're a teenager, aren't you?

Sarah Taylor
Kylie Jenner's Parents Are Allowing Her to Be Inappropriate Again
1055 days ago

You must either a) not have children or b) never were a child, because I know that *my* parents would have KILLED ME UNTIL I DIED FROM IT if I'd been posting stuff like this online when I was 15, and I know that my daughter would be in a serious world of shit if she tried this at the (thankfully far, far away) age of fifteen.

Sarah Taylor
The Hottest Taylor Swift You'll Ever See (Unless, of Course, You Know Another Real Hot Taylor Swift)
1056 days ago

You want to talk about unintelligent? Gosh. Get some new material already -- the same insults are only funny two or three times in a row at best.

Sarah Taylor
The Hottest Taylor Swift You'll Ever See (Unless, of Course, You Know Another Real Hot Taylor Swift)
1057 days ago

I'm sorry, I just don't even understand your comments anymore. It's almost creepy.

Sarah Taylor
Kaley Cuoco Has an Unimpressive New Boyfriend
1061 days ago

LOL! Google search fail, huh, buddy?

Sarah Taylor
Robert Pattinson's New Girlfriend Looks Just Like His Old Girlfriend, and That's Weird
1061 days ago

Who's hating on fanfic writers? Maybe I write it myself.

Your powers of deduction leave about as much to be desired as my "talent," as you put it. does.

Sarah Taylor
Want to Win a $100 Gift Card to Your Very Favorite Places?
1061 days ago

Awesome -- glad to have you on board!

Sarah Taylor
Kaley Cuoco Has an Unimpressive New Boyfriend
1062 days ago

We don't pull comments at all, friend. :) Note many of the Sarah-and-Emily haters are "allowed" to hate on us. It's all good. If your comment exploded somewhere in the ethernet, I apologize, but they're never deleted (unless they're trying to sell us internet Viagra. That's not cool).

Sarah Taylor
Kaley Cuoco Has an Unimpressive New Boyfriend
1062 days ago

Not yet, he's not! ;)

Sarah Taylor
Kevin Bacon Just Wants to Freak You All Out
1062 days ago

I hope she's OK, too. As for me, ANY kind of visible blood is gruesome. LOL

Sarah Taylor
Hold Up -- This is the First Time Anybody Here Has Ever Stuck Up for Taylor Swift!
1063 days ago

I'm sorry, I don't even know what your comment means. Better luck next time!

Sarah Taylor
Boom: Melissa McCarthy Just Changed Your Life
1068 days ago

Aww -- all that, and yet you came back to see if anyone had responded to your miserable comment. Too sweet. Never change, girl!

Sarah Taylor
Boom: Melissa McCarthy Just Changed Your Life
1069 days ago

Ahahah! You apparently haven't read many of the articles you're talking about, because a good share of them aren't very complimentary to "dumb celebrities."

Sarah Taylor
Drake Just Opened a Can of WTF on Chris Brown, Y'All
1075 days ago

Who the hell said he had to speak broken English? LOL Girl, I just said he was well-spoken, unlike a lot of his 26-year-old rapping peers.

Sarah Taylor
Courtney Stodden Wants Us to Believe That She Just Now Had Her First Plastic Surgery
1075 days ago

Thanks for the feedback -- who would you personally like to see covered on the site?

Sarah Taylor
Miley Cyrus Just Needs to Give Up the Ghost Already
1079 days ago

And thank you, Ray. <3

Sarah Taylor
Eddie Murphy's Model Daughter Spoke a Horrifying Truth About the Fashion Industry
1079 days ago
Thanks, Wendy -- your comment is the best thing I've read all day. To be fair, no, not all of my posts are "mean," and hopefully, you'll stick around the site to see that for yourself. :) None of them are ever MEAN anyway. Also, this "Ali" person is famous for writing the same kinds of comments on most of my posts. I'm either "fat," "hideous," "ugly," or "stupid." Thankfully I'm none of the above, otherwise my feelings might be hurt! XD
Sarah Taylor
Eddie Murphy's Model Daughter Spoke a Horrifying Truth About the Fashion Industry
1080 days ago

Aww, you feel better about yourself, now, girl? Hope so!

Sarah Taylor
Eddie Murphy's Model Daughter Spoke a Horrifying Truth About the Fashion Industry
1080 days ago

That's one of the most awful things I've ever heard.

Sarah Taylor
Today in Stupidest Things All Year Long
1081 days ago

"Much like your real, average woman, Beyonce, is not 6'4" (she's 5'7") and 112 pounds."

not 6'4" and 112 pounds.

Sarah Taylor
Gerard Butler's Career is Basically Over
1082 days ago

They're supposed to be opinionated, friend -- it's a blog. Its very essence is point-of-view.

Sarah Taylor
Don't Tell Jessica Biel, But There's a Naked Lady on Justin Timberlake's New Album Cover
1082 days ago

Oh, please. Don't go get your panties in a twist because JT's music isn't my personal cup of tea. That's what's happening there, right? Be nice. Nobody ever said JT wasn't talented -- it's all subjective, friend.

Sarah Taylor
Don't Tell Jessica Biel, But There's a Naked Lady on Justin Timberlake's New Album Cover
1082 days ago

Huh? My ex have a thing for Justin Timberlake? Hm. If he did, then we were both fooling ourselves, yeah? Haha

Sarah Taylor
Surprise! Kim Kardashan and Kanye Are Your New Favorite Couple
1083 days ago

Right? Man. All the good ones are taken.

Sarah Taylor
Jonah Hill is Kind of a Major Bummer These Days
1087 days ago

LOL! TMZ OWNS US! It's plain as day, boyfriend! :D

Sarah Taylor
Jonah Hill is Kind of a Major Bummer These Days
1087 days ago

Fishwrapper is a point-of-view site. ... Boy, imagine that -- someone having different opinions from somebody else. Mind blown.

Sarah Taylor
LeAnn Rimes Has Been a Victim Her Whole Dang Life
1088 days ago

I've been thinking about Guest ALL. DAMN. DAY.

Sarah Taylor
Vogue is Trying to Convince Us That Pamela Anderson Looks Like This Now
1090 days ago

Sorry, doll, I don't care any more about what people think of my looks -- or lack thereof -- any more than Pam probably does.

Sarah Taylor
Love It or Leave It: Brandi Glanville Should Rethink All Those Crippling Stilettos, Huh?
1090 days ago

A flat out lie? LOL OK. It's called Google, girl. Use it, alright? ;)

Sarah Taylor
Jesse Eisenberg is the Biggest Jerk Who Ever Jerked
1091 days ago
Slow? Check out the top banner -- as the other commenter noted, this site is Fishwrapper, not TMZ. Also, we don't have to *pay* for adspace, since -- oh, right check out the top banner: it says "A property of TMZ," which means that we are TMZ's sister site.
Sarah Taylor
Jesse Eisenberg is the Biggest Jerk Who Ever Jerked
1091 days ago

LOL! What does that even mean?

Sarah Taylor
WATCH THIS AND DIE OF HORROR: Comedian John Kerwin Sucks Face With 87-Year-Old Cloris Leachman
1095 days ago

Not sexist darling -- no different than Hugh Hefner and his parade of younger women, right? :)

Sarah Taylor
Love It or Leave It: Kourtney Kardashian Looks Great ... From the Waist Down
1097 days ago

Oh yes, because I don't like the outfit, I'm a "hater." Glad you cleared that up for me -- I barely slept last night! ;)

Sarah Taylor
Farrah Abraham Went and Reached Astronomical Levels of Annoying Yesterday
1098 days ago

Untrue! :) You just haven't read enough yet, friend.

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I could go on, but there's over a thousand posts around these parts. You get the picture, though. XD

Sarah Taylor
Coward: Kendall Jenner Tweeted at Frances Bean Cobain and Pulled It Down
1098 days ago

Oh, now, be nice. There's no need for insults.

Sarah Taylor
Farrah Abraham Went and Reached Astronomical Levels of Annoying Yesterday
1100 days ago

The only thing Farrah has going for her is that she's the one who's actually mildly more attractive than Jenna Jameson, truth be told.

Sarah Taylor
Eyeroll: Miley and Liam Are Kissing Things All Better Now
1101 days ago

Ahahahahhah! Oh man, did I miss this.