We're not gonna tell anybody how to raise their kids, because it's not like Tori's sitting there being a terrible mother to those beautiful little ones or anything
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[Goes on to tell everybody how to raise their children].
You're weird, Simon. Who gives a fuck if a boy band kid and some Jenner wannabe date, get married, or fuck in the streets?
This is one of those rare occasions where we really have to agree with Kylie, because man, do some people need to get it together.
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How about taking your own advice, Emily?
Any and all "rumors" I see about this bunch of sluts comes from this horrible site or TMZ, which is only better because Simon Delott, Emily Trainham and Sarah Taylor do not post there.
It must be tough, being worth millions of dollars at 18. Man, how could anybody survive that?
Fuck Kylie, Fuck Fishwrapper and fuck you, Sarah.
There's nothing that gets Emily wet, that's her problem. The closest she gets to turned on is dissing Kendra Wilkinson and praising Courtney Stodden. Oh yeah, that, and talking about Adrienne Bailon and Rob Kardashian getting back together.
Want some soiled panties? Hit up Emily after she's written about Kendra, Courtney, or Adrienne/Rob and she'll oblige you.
Gayest fucking blog post ever put on this shitty site.
Who gives a shit about Scott Disick?
Aren't you always taking a shit on this guy for boozing and doing blow and fucking 18-year-old models?
Emily, your inconsistencies are what make your posts some of the worst things on the Internet.
Kourtney's a mom, after all, and has a lot on her plate these days.
It's time to cut the girl more than just a little slack, and if she wants to stay out all hours of the night after the American Music Awards, then so be it. She deserves a break, too.
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If she's a mom, she should be at home with her children.
It's beyond clear that the parents in this family on try to parent when the cameras are.
I'm sure Bey is beyond grateful that you've stepped up to her defense, Emily. Well done. God knows it's these kind of insults that start wars.
You're a fucking dumb dumb, Emily.
Go get a lobotomy.
But Cara Delevingne really stands out. Not just because her pose is so powerful, but because her outfit is the most on point. Best shoes, best blouse. And her shoulders are so killer -- her hard work is paying off -- it's no wonder that she chose an outfit that shows them off. Wow, girl.
Aren't they just so lovely? Like, unfairly, ridiculously lovely. Putting everybody's squad goals to shame, too
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Delevingne is the only legitimately talented one of the bunch. And Simon, this is one of the gayest things I think I've ever read. Her shoulders are on point? Putting everybody's squad goals to shame? What the fuck?
Well chances are he's not a real person. Chances are he's just a profile that Sarah posts articles under.
And even if he is a real person, he's perhaps the most useless individual on this Earth.
Why don't you hold your breath, Simon? Hold your breath until you pass out and everything is black. Your first instinct will be to breathe; fight it! Keep holding your breath until you go all the way into light.
The link to this article on TMZ makes it sound like Kendra is getting her children involved in threesomes with she and Hank. Instead, I come to read that all she did was tweet about a fucking parent teacher conference. What is your problem, Simon? Seriously, give me an answer.
I know you read these comments, so nut up and let us know what your problem is with this person. Because if you can call her a shitty mother for tweeting about a parent teacher conference, you have some real motherfucking problems.
It's funny that you are for every type of victim advocacy group imaginable, but shit on each and every kind of religion--even a ridiculous one like Scientology--at every turn.
You're for fat rights, gay rights, animal rights, women's rights, abused rodeo clowns' rights; but you're oddly silent on religious rights.
At this point, though it'd be more surprising if you presented a post that did make sense.
Another dumb article. No one, anywhere in the world, is positively or negatively impacted by Daniel Craig's opinions on age-based discrimination.
You really, really, really, REALLY need to stop writing, Simon.
So you're against what he said. Then you think it's funny. Then it's offensive again, but still kind of funny.
It's like you said, he's a comedian. And who gives a fuck what he, or anyone else says on Facebook anyway? So many of the recent posts on this blog (like the last year or so) are about celebrities, semi-celebrities, sort-of celebrities, and complete nobodies post offensive memes, comments or pictures to social media.
Why do you care so much about unknown, or unrelated people say on social media? It's fucking stupid.
this has nothing to do with celebrities or gossip. Simon, it's time to give up on any ambitions you have of being a writer/blogger/journalist. Your writing ability is subpar and your opinions means fuck all to the rest of us.
Simon, you are, without a doubt, the biggest Jerk off on the Internet. Get a fucking clue.
Goddamn, this is the dumbest fucking story this site has ever done.
I've never understood your rank fascination of some of these celebrities. It's really weird that you are enamored with individuals that do nothing positive for anything but their own bottom lines.
Do you want some insight into how your favorite celebrities really are? Here's a real story about a law school classmate's interaction with Beyonce.
A few years ago--when Jay-Z/Beyonce had their first baby--the pair hired a nanny to watch the child while the parents went out/went out of town. My law school classmate worked as a nanny and minder, and had worked for other celebrities in the past. I don't know if all of her experiences were similar to her one with Beyonce, I only heard just the one story.
Anyway, my classmate goes to the Carter/Knowles estate and is let in the front door. Sitting with the child, kissing her goodbye is Beyonce herself. Doing what any nanny does when a parent is leaving, my classmate approached Beyonce to discuss any final points of child care specific to the child. According to my classmate, Beyonce snapped at her, speaking roughly. Beyonce told my classmate to never presume to walk up and talk to someone like Beyonce without permission. When my classmate attempted to apollogize, Beyonce re-iterated her point and even went so far as to tell my classmate to not even look at her.
That's the kind of people you idolize, Emily. People who act like Queen Cersei. The celebrities you love are out of touch, and so are you.
I don't understand how what she said is offensive to HH.
Sarah, you're reaching with some of your latest posts. And you're unintentionally/intentionally spouting some views that are 180 degrees from the views previously espoused.
Further evidence that Simon actually is, or wants to be, a woman.
Also, isn't there a pay disparity between men and women in Hollywood because, on average, the high ticket male movie stars generate more revenue with their movies than similarly situated high ticket female stars?
All things being equal, there probably shouldn't be a difference in what men and women movie stars make. But there is, and articles by Simon Delott will not change that.
It is really strange, your love for Courtney Stodden. You've given shit to other couples where the man is several years older than the woman (or girl, in this case), especially with Tyga and Jenner. In fact, you've insinuated that the disparity in age is "gross." And yet, you LOVE this weird couple. Doug is old enough to be her father. And they started fucking when she was 16. When you are a mid-to-late 40's man fucking a 16-year-old girl, it's just plain wrong.
What the fuck is wrong with you guys at Fishwrapper? You all have extremely blatant inconsistencies.
Also Simon, you're a fucking weirdo for showing such interest in this kind of thing. Do something manly for a change.
Getting cum sprayed all over your face on film is degrading. There is no way getting around that. So it's surprising that you aren't railing against the porn industry. Especially since you, Simon, would rush to defend any group of underrepresented minorities.
You're the worst, Simon.
The worst of this time or any other.
Wait, wait, wait. Hang on a second. There have been at least 10 positive articles about Lena Dunham published by this site, and most of those by you in particular, Sarah. In fact, there was one just a couple of weeks ago criticizing Internet posters for making rude comments about some gross picture of LD in her underwear. NOW, you're flip-flopping and blaming Lena Dunham?
I agree, she's an unattractive person who should not try to be sexy and post it on the Internet. Especially if she is sensitive to what people say about them. I do not like Lena Dunham, but this change in position is WILDLY inconsistent with previous posts. In fact, it's WILDLY inconsistent with the overall message of this blog, which nowadays is shaming people who say insensitive things about popular culture news stories.
If this were Bruce Jenner, any of his skanky daughters or stepdaughters, Taylor Swift, or Courtney Stodden (which is another weird crush this site has), you would be calling for any negative commenters to lose their jobs, go to jail, be put to death, etc. (Ok, I'm exaggerating a bit, but it wouldn't surprise me, especially with your recent hiring of Simon).
Why are discussing politics on the site that that discusses Snooki fucking her husband while driving and Tara Reid's boyfriend grabbing another lady's ass?
Like Bob said, this is a gossip site, and you are killing it. (Not killing it in a good way, either.) You are a shitty writer and not funny or insightful. At least when Sarah or Emily post something it's generally laughably bad. Your articles? Garbage.
Please, go away!
But they are married, no? So anytime a married couple "hooks up" how can it be surprising?
And unless he penetrated his wife right there in the waiting room, how are they hooking up? The quote makes it seem like he gets away with the odd tit grab every now and then, but not that they are fucking in a corner.
Any time someone mentions these skanks on camera, do we have to read about on here? Why, and this is a serious question, Simon, I hope you'll answer it, are you so obsessed with these women? It's not because you want to fuck them, I don't think, so what is the motivation for speaking about them 24/7.
You're the one that's disappointing, Simon. If I were in your family I'd kill myself just to get away from you.
Simon Delott: Hollywood love scene expert.
Wait, wait, wait. There's such a thing as name discrimination? Name discrimination? Get the fuck out of here.
Not everything is racist, Sarah. And, also, I don't know if you noticed this, but Raven is black herself.
P.S. Aren't fishwrapper's three writers all WHITE, with traditional names (Sarah, Emily and Simon)? When is fishwrapper going to hire some non-white writers with funny names? End the hypocrisy!
How is this a "Surprising Celebrity Hookup"? These two individuals are married, aren't they?
Why do you write exactly the same way as Sarah and Emily. That is, why do you write like a middle school girl or a rejected applicant of Media Takeout?
At least when Sarah and Emily publish something on here it's actually gossip, or related to some controversy. Your articles, Simon, are garbage about the Kardashian/Jenner women's looks, or some bullshit political musings that have NO BUSINESS on this site.
You got a fucking weird hangup with fat chicks being accepted by society, Simon. What's the deal there? Are you perhaps actually a fat woman yourself? That would make so much sense!
Why are you listening to Selena Gomez in the first place, Simon? Are you a middle schooler? WAIT! Actually, that wouldn't surprise me in the least.
FO, Simon. FOAD.
Weirdo. Simon, you're just a weirdo.
So this is conjecture. No one else is saying that Lance Bass should've come out immediately and said he was harassed but not raped?
Why would anyone on this planet want to read what you have to say about Lance Bass being harassed and its effect on the band.
It's time you went away, Simon. Forever.
This is horrifying to say, but Bruce is better looking as Caitlyn than as Bruce. As Bruce, he looks like a wax mannequin that's been left sitting in a humid room and is starting melt.
Also, I'm going to call bullshit on the airline attendants announcing something like that over the loudspeaker. If this happened, the attendants would be fired, and Kris wouldn't be speaking about it in an interview because she would have sued.
This is just some weirdo attempt to get publicity.
I bet the only familiarity Simon has with Scientology is this movie.
Though it wouldn't surprise me if Simon didn't watch the movie and is just blowing hot air.
So it's a good thing that he's lost a bunch of weight? Don't you guys love every body type?
The only thing Fishwrapper is consistent about is that it is WILDLY inconsistent.
You're a dumbass, Emily.
You're a weirdo, Simon. Why do you watch this horseshit? ANYTHING must be better than this.
I wish you'd stop, Simon. You are the worst.
Wait. So now you're against Kim Kardashian? Make up your fucking mind, Sarah! One minute you're sucking this family off hoping some fame gets on your face, and the next you're calling them tasteless?
You're SO out of touch.
These people are devolving into self-parody now.
Who puts on full make-up, earrings, and sunglasses to stretch?
I dislike this family just about as much as I dislike this site.
Why does a celebrity gossip site (and a third-rate one at that) cover LGBTetcetc issues non-stop? Is either you, Emily, or you, Sarah, or (more probably) Simon transgendered? Why is this something that is discussed on this site every single day?
And it's hard to take anything you all say with any seriousness, since you change your opinion about celebrities on a whim.
Please, please, please! Stop.
Hahaha..This is so fucking rich coming from this site. You all are so wildly inconsistent and out of touch. I don't know which of the three of you is the most out of touch.
Not buying it.
And Please, Simon. Stop posting here. You. Are. The. Worst.
Why is it that, as a white man, you feel compelled to comment on any potentially offensive word or activity that occurs around a celebrity?
White guilt turned up to the max.
Please, stop posting here, Simon.
You are terrible.
For a website that purports to support feminist ideals, it's pretty rich that you enjoy the Twilight books and movies.
Not only are the books terribly written and nearly unintelligible, and the movies poorly acted.
I wonder if you've even read the books or seen the movies, or if you just support Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson because, to you, they are "attractive." Both are terrible, terrible, TERRIBLE actors.
Bruce Jenner killed someone earlier this year, gets no mention.
Bruce Jenner doesn't like putting on make-up every day, gets a 400 word article.
"Now, there are plenty of cisgender, heterosexual men who wear "women's clothing" -- though that's a silly term for it, since if a man owns it, it's his clothing. No offense to fabric, but cloth doesn't have a gender."
Is this how you justify wearing women's clothes, Simon?
If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's a duck.
You are the worst, Simon. Just the worst.
you approve of this relationship, but condemn Tyga for dating Kylie?
Again, you're a dumbass, Emily.
She's clearly wearing make-up.
Keep this up, Emily, and you'll soon far outstrip Sarah as the second most ridiculous ass hole on the Internet (#1 will always and forever be Simon--Jesus, now I'm talking like that dickhead).
If Bruce is super hot, then men who look like Jessica Lange must be the new trend.
What's devastating about this? Two guys are now engaged to be married. Nothing devastating here.
Please, Simon, come out to your circle of friends as either gay or trans and be done with these fucking nonsense articles.
I wish someone would crush your fucking spirit, Simon. Crush it until you can never write another goddamned article anywhere on the Internet.
Simon is a little on the tubby side from what I can gather, so he's really writing this to make himself feel better.
News flash, Simon, you're still fat. Go for a jog and stop eating so much.
You're ruining the internet with this bullshit. These articles are getting more and more nonsensical.
Aren't you usually trashing Tyga for his relationship with Kylie? And now you want Kylie to show her man some respect.
What happened to Courtney's face? She looks older than Pam.
Also, neither Courtney nor Pam is particularly voluptuous. Both have fake tits and are quite skinny.
Pretty rich coming from this website, that's for sure. You all follow the Kardashians, Courtney Stodden, Kim Zolciak and Bruce Jenner in similar fashion.
Please, shut down this website!
Mick Jagger has more talent in a wet fart than Taylor Swift has, or will ever have.
If anyone or anything was the problem, it's the young lady.
Ugh, Simon. Just shut up! Your articles are horrible. You flip flop from opinion to opinion and the reason for doing so is oftentimes unintelligible.
Do us all a favor!
She's just looking for extra publicity. She was probably fucking OJ behind Nicole Brown Simpson's back.
No one feels bad for Kris Jenner. She is the second biggest media whore in that family behind Bruce--who had a sex change to drum up publicity.
And of course you're going to watch this mindless horseshit. You publish 100-word write-ups about 1 minute clips of these maniacs sitting around and crying "because life is too hard."
Why do you front, Sarah? You write about this family almost DAILY. Of course you're gonna watch.
Wait, what? Don't you publish at least one story per day about how perfect these skanks are and how their light is as powerful as 100 suns or some bullshit?
I have trouble deciding which of you is the worst, but I think Sarah wins based on the amount of flip-flopping she does.
You're a fucking trip, Sarah. This site is just a stream-of-consciousness for what ever stupid, dumb fucking opinion you hold about B, C, D & E grade celebrities.
You're just THE WORST.
SHE looks like a HE.
Are you gay, Simon? Or trans, maybe? Is that why every piece you publish is based on LGBTABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUV issues of some sort?
It gets to be a little much, seriously.
What's your obsession with this woman?
And again, why is every article on this fucking website either related to the Kardashians or about some seemingly under-represented group of people?
Please, fire Simon
When did the LGBTQIABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ community become the most vulnerable sect of humanity? In America, at the very least, I would say they are the most protected, with a fairly vocal and particularly nasty support base. Further, I think it's become a great subject for people like you, Simon, to express outrage when anyone says anything that isn't a glowing exaltation of the LBGTdotdotdot community. And this is tripe considered worthy of publication on the Internet?
Why can't you just say no one should call anyone names, regardless of who they sleep with, what color skin they have, or the way they dress?
p.s. Keep in mind that in an article where you blast someone for calling someone else a name, you close your article by calling that person a name.
It's Simon Delott, the aggressive progressive. If it's PC, he's on your side--and then some.
Do you hold any off-color opinions, Simon? Do your opinions on what is PC hourly, daily, or weekly?
So when it's a costume poking fun at a conservative like Donald Trump--someone who says his fair share of offensive shit, sure--then it's OK.
But when it's a guy dressing up as a girl who is just a guy dressing up like a girl, it's horribly offensive and reprehensible.
I would love to see what materials you submitted to Sarah and Emily when applied for this job, Simon. It's like you are just a parody of those two lovely ladies.
This is such a ridiculous notion. Why should James Bond, Superman, Batman, Santa Claus, or any other fictional male character change his gender or sexual preference?
This is another case of Simon, Sarah and Emily telling us we should be accepting of virtually any and everything and if we are not, we are some how bigots.
Again, just a ridiculous fucking notion.
How does this make him a bad businessman? It sounds like he will now make 5500% more from each pill sold.
Who are you to tell anyone else how to conduct their business? Why do you feel entitled to tell someone how much money they should make?
This site's posts get more and more extreme every day.
you're the worst person on the Internet, Simon.
Jump into an active volcano, why don't you?
Did he cure cancer or something? Why are we so blessed to have this guy?
I really would love to talk to Sarah, Emily or Simon (though I'd probably end up breaking Simon's nose if I actually did meet him) and ask them why they feel certain celebrities make our lives better.
Shut this site down!
So are you saying that the American media is downplaying 9/11? What the fuck? How could you even say that? There's been wall-to-wall coverage of 9/11 FOR THE LAST 14 YEARS.
Please, please, please, PLEASE, stop funding this horseshit website!
1. Khloe Kardashian is no hero. She hasn't saved someone's life or put herself out there to radically change any one's life.
2. Emily stating that she and her comrades at Fishwrapper have common sense is absolutely, positively, the funniest thing I've read in 25 years of life.
3. I've asked this question a few times, what is it about Rob Kardashian that fascinates you? He does nothing. Nothing. He. Does. Nothing. Did you or Sarah or Simon sleep with him or something? Is this actually Rob Kardashian running Fishwrapper? Jesus please us! This site is TERRIBLE.
What exactly has Rob Kardashian done to earn your love and respect? Why do you root for his weight loss like he's battling some life-threatening disease or something?
Sarah and Emily--and now Simon--easily produce the most ridiculous pop culture article available on the Internet. And before you ask me why, then, I still read your site, I have no clue. But I do know it's not because I enjoy them.
Please, sponsors of Fishwrapper, stop funding this group of dumb-dumbs!
Please, please, PLEASE stop talking about Kylie Jenner!
And Simon, you're quickly becoming more ridiculous than Sarah and Emily put together!
I'm surprised at this article! Usually this is the EXACT type of story that would bear a headline on TMZ like: "Check out Taylor Swift's DISGUSTING new music video...And it doesn't stop there. Time to call the Hague, y'all"
You jokers are the worst. I wish someone would hack this site and steal ALL of Sarah's, Simon's and Emily's money.
Why don't you and Sarah ever talk about Jenner's killing of another person? Those episodes will be the most interesting this show will ever be.
Wait, so he lost his job for that? People try to out-outrage each other with everything today. You find something that's inappropriate, someone will find it offensive. Someone else will find it reprehensible, and someone else will call for the person to lose their job. But the outrage doesn't stop there: someone will undoubtedly call for criminal charges to be filed, while the next person--looking to out-outrage everyone else--will call for felony charges. And this cycle goes on until the offending person's life is completely ruined.
I ask, does this person's comments--stupid, immature and poorly worded, sure--really deserve to lose his job. Would you want to lose your job over a poorly worded paragraph.
And for you, Sarah, to take pleasure in this person's recent firing is pretty goddamn reprehensible in its own right.
Why is this family covered so much? Why do you two write so many articles about literally the most horrible, non-violent, 8 or 9 people in the country? Do you even like any of them--other than Caitlyn/Bruce, and only because you're afraid to say you DON'T like him--and if you don't why write about them?
Also, both of you REALLY need to stop writing these articles as if you're the final arbiters of what's right and what's wrong. You do it in EVERY single article.
Wait, how does this make Nugent bigoted? Is there such a thing as an animal bigot?