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Simon Jadis
Look, Everybody, Selena Gomez And Taylor Swift Are The Most Adorable BFFs Ever!
466 days ago

Oh no oh no oh no. What if . . . what if Selena makes me like Taylor Swift? I don't dislike her, it's just . . . I feel like that's my last vestige of dignity: not particularly caring for Taylor Swift.

But that does sound really cute and I won't even pretend that I'm not playing almost the entire Stars Dance album on loop right now and also every day for the past couple of weeks.

Simon Jadis
Let's All Think Positive Thoughts for This Poor, Poor Girl That Justin Bieber is Kissing On
472 days ago

Ugh I love Ariana Grande so much--she's just a treasure. I saw that tweet but didn't know the context until I read this.

Her pictures with her actual boyfriend are so ridiculously cute. I do not understand the confusion. Maybe because a lot of Beliebers are young and don't attend parties where people casually make out with each other, much less kiss each other on the cheek.

But I also kind of wonder if that was an unwelcome kiss, even just on the cheek. That SEEMS like the kind of douchey thing that he would pull, right?

Simon Jadis
Olivia Wilde is Always Gorgeous, But She's Actually Smart Today, Too!
473 days ago

Definitely. She's delightful and has a magnificent sense of humor.

Simon Jadis
Quotables: Selena Gomez is a Brand-New Lush
488 days ago

Her new album came out on her birthday, and it is glorious. Not that that was a surprise.

I agree with Bohomoth about giving her a free pass for the Bieber thing. I can't expect for her to only sleep with guys whom I respect; I don't even hold *myself* to that standard.

Simon Jadis
Quotables: Jennifer Lawrence Kept Her Oscar in A Hallway, Is Impossibly Wonderful
489 days ago

She's just really, really excellent.

And not just because I find her posts about being imposingly tall and loving food to be incredibly relatable.

But, yes, also those things.

Simon Jadis
Surprise! Justin Bieber Just Got a Completely Ridiculous Tattoo
496 days ago

I think that he's hot, but his music, stupid tattoos, and his dreadful decision-making are really difficult to see past. It's hard to objectify someone whose dumb decisions are so distracting.

And I just realized . . .

HIS MOTHER'S EYE TATTOO WILL LIKELY SEE SELENA GOMEZ NAKED. 0_o

Creepiness for days.

Simon Jadis
It's Cool, Heidi Klum is Just Here to Show You How Beautiful Heidi Klum Is
496 days ago

I think that she looks gorgeous. I'm not interested in anyone her age or in any women, but I am all kinds of impressed with how lovely she looks. Because dayum.

And the belly-button comments? Am I missing something, or is it just because she doesn't have an "innie" belly button. Yeah, those are unusual, but, um . . . is that a serious fault? 0_o

Simon Jadis
Let's Focus on How Good Britney Looks And Not on How Bad Her Song Is
500 days ago

I have endless love for Britney, absolutely no love for the Smurfs. I DO like this song, though. I did avoid watching the video because I feel like I am just better off not seeing anything from the Smurfs video. Other than Britney and her children, as they are just too precious.

Simon Jadis
Our Girl Rebecca Black Does Miley's Song Better Than Miley!
505 days ago

I did really enjoy this. That girl is SUPER talented. And absolutely charming and endearing.

Although I think that their make-up (or maybe spray-tan?) was a bit of a miss. It looked weird, right? I really don't know anything about make-up, but it seems a little off. (I really have no room to talk; like, I've danced on stage in drag but friends have always just done my make-up)

But whatever, she looks more gorgeous than ever, right? And that guy's hair could look super good . . . in a couple of inches. But they both have lovely voices that sound great together, and that's what matters.

Simon Jadis
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Are Back Together Again, Too -- So Sorry
507 days ago

Technically, Selena Gomez is flawless. If she DID have a flaw, though, it would be her perplexing relationship with Justin Bieber.

But, you know, I've had some personal history with infuriating younger guys who say stupid, irritating things every time that they talk. Sometimes someone just pushes the right buttons but you also kind of wish that he were dead whenever you're not cuddling. Maybe that's what's going on here.

Simon Jadis
Miley Cyrus Lists Her Profession as "Pro Twerker," Needs A Reality Check Stat
514 days ago

Oh I am all ABOUT that last thing -- the McDonald's thing. Like, as soon as they come out with some sort of pill or whatever that makes fat storage not an issue, I will just start spending 15 dollars on the McDonald's dollar menu. Oh my glob that would just be happiness incarnate.

I love Miley to pieces, but that other stuff is just unrelatable. :/

Simon Jadis
Let's Wish Rebecca "Friday" Black a Happy Birthday by Reviewing Some of Her Most Glorious Tweets!
521 days ago

She really, really is a national treasure. I appreciate her Friday jokes but her Taco Bell tweets really speak to my soul.

Also she favorited one of my tweets and I'm not embarrassed by how smiley it made me, but I AM embarrassed by how unembarrassed I was. #starstruckprobably?

Simon Jadis
Let's Wish Rebecca "Friday" Black a Happy Birthday by Reviewing Some of Her Most Glorious Tweets!
521 days ago

She really, really is a national treasure. I appreciate her Friday jokes but her Taco Bell tweets really speak to my soul.

Also she favorited one of my tweets and I'm not embarrassed by how smiley it made me, but I AM embarrassed by how unembarrassed I was. #starstruckprobably?

Simon Jadis
James Franco May Have Bit the Hand That Feeds Him, But His Bite Was Spot-On
523 days ago

I think that James Franco is really attractive and endearing, but I have to disagree with him here. I feel like the Spider-Man trilogy had a lot of problems. Their Green Goblin looked like a Power Rangers villain, the actor playing Spider-Man did not really look the part, and the third movie was kind of . . . a mess.
I loved the recent film. Andrew Garfield really looked the part, they showed a lot of restraint, and generally did the film much better than they did the first three.
(I would really like to see a new Batman trilogy in which Christopher Nolan is not at all involved. I want Batman movies where the villains are not altered beyond recognition. PS: I am a nerd)

Simon Jadis
Watch Miley's "We Can't Stop" Music Video, Feel All the Uncomfortable Feelings
524 days ago

Oh. My. Glob.

Emily, I was *so* prepared to politely disagree with you, because while it's not even close to being one of my favorites, I enjoy the song, and I *love* Miley (and I really enjoyed the Who Owns My Heart and Can't Be Tamed videos), but reading your post left me thoroughly unprepared for how unimpressed I was with this video.

And I was disappointed because Miley is gorgeous. I mean, she's been gorgeous (and talented) for years, but in the last year or two her face has gone from pretty to, like, "fairytale villainess." That's the highest compliment that I really know how to give.

Simon Jadis
NEW MUSIC: Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed or Stopped or ANY of That, Guys
540 days ago

I am actually really surprised by how much I like this.

I mean, this is not the first time that she's caught me off-guard. It's a trend, really, starting with See You Again in 2008.

I don't love this THAT much, but I do appreciate it. It's definitely way better than that song that Liam apparently liked so much.