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FloridaJamie
The Kardashian Creed: Anything for a Little Bit of Controversy & Attention
6 hours ago

Without the word Castro it would be a cool picture (Even better with a different "model"). What are the chances she is just stupid and doesn't understand the ramifications of posing in front of the work Castro?

FloridaJamie
Three Cheers for Genuine Beauty
7 hours ago

It looks like her left tit is deflated....

FloridaJamie
Get It Together, World
1 day ago

hahahaha I never noticed that before!

FloridaJamie
Come On. It's a LITTLE Annoying, Right?
1 day ago

She should have just drug a bunch of plastic bottles and cans behind her on strings like they do for "just married" people's cars.. It would be a more obvious effort for the cause...

FloridaJamie
Something About This Just Whispers, 'Poor Taste'
1 day ago

I see nothing in poor taste about this... almost refreshing to see something about real life struggles and hopes, vs. pics of the latest plastic ass, or who is cheating on who... I also concur, however, with enacting Bob's recommended "no article w/o an ass shot" mandate..

FloridaJamie
Somethin' Seems to be A'Brewin'
1 day ago

Love the cable analogy... lol

FloridaJamie
The Desperation is SO Strong
1 day ago

Hotness is like always having an ace up your sleeve... she's got a couple...

FloridaJamie
Guess it's Better Than Throwing Punches?
3 days ago

I literally think that the tweet describes herself in that picture to a tea... It doesn't get much more annoying than that outfit.

FloridaJamie
The Absence of Chris Brown Does A Body Good
3 days ago

Apparently hotness....

FloridaJamie
Yay for 2016/RIP 2016
3 days ago

In terms of foreign policy and fiscal responsibility I would put him right up there with the worst. We have never been in a weaker position internationally. I thought Bill Clinton was a good president, but I have no doubt Hilary would be even worse than Obama.

FloridaJamie
Sizzurp is Nobody's Friend
4 days ago

Good God almighty.... They need to put him on one of those "don't do drugs" billboards....

FloridaJamie
Run! There's a Cougar on the Prowl in Vegas
4 days ago

Absolutely agree. Looks incredible for her age.

FloridaJamie
Tallulah Willis: You Wish
4 days ago

Is anyone but me thinking about motor-boating those things?

FloridaJamie
What ... What Did That Accomplish?
4 days ago

LOL.. good point...

FloridaJamie
What ... What Did That Accomplish?
4 days ago

What he SHOULD have done is whipped out his dick and sprayed the lobby.....

FloridaJamie
One Lil Kim Is More Than Enough, We Don't Need Another
7 days ago

I think it's time she consulted Simon about "tone-appropriate" makeup. This just can't stand...

FloridaJamie
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, and Thank Goodness for That
7 days ago

My first thought exactly... well done.

FloridaJamie
What a Great Christian
7 days ago

Am I the only one that can't stop thinking about the photographer in every one of these "caught me sleeping" kind of shots?

FloridaJamie
Remember That Teen Model Whose Wardrobe Madonna 'Malfunctioned?' Well, She's Topless Again
8 days ago

That top pic kind of made up for your Ariana Grande snafu yesterday..

FloridaJamie
Who in Their Right Mind ... You Know What, Just Stuff It. Stuff It.
8 days ago

I think an important element of this story is that she had a breast REDUCTION. This is not some teenager getting a boob job or nose job or something, but rather someone trying to look more "normal". Because of this her mother's statements have zero merit......shame on her.

FloridaJamie
Surely THIS Won't Be Controversial
8 days ago

"She's welcome to wear as much (tone-appropriate) makeup as she likes"

I love how you are the authority on everything in life... maybe you should send a memo to all to check with you first to see if their makeup is "tone appropriate" and if it would be okay with you if they wear it.... I wonder if you realize how grandiose you appear in almost every one of your posts.

FloridaJamie
Well, This Is Pathetic
10 days ago

That tweet is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. A kid is crying because he hasn't had a father and this scumbag says that? His 15 minutes can't be over soon enough.

FloridaJamie
Wait, What Part of Selena's Tour Requires Toplessness?
10 days ago

It said "behind the scenes". Do you know how many times female artists change their costumes during a show like that? Quite a leap to read this and say "she is going topless for her show".. rumor mongering at its best.

FloridaJamie
The Queen of 'Relevance' Speaketh
11 days ago

True.. 9/11/12 is plenty for for me....

FloridaJamie
Rob's Dream and Tyga's Worst Nightmare
11 days ago

The good news for Simon is that every single one of the Kardashian's off-spring will be eligible to wear corn-rows..

FloridaJamie
Leave Pete Wentz the F--- Alone, You Guys
11 days ago

Perhaps it would be best to do DNA testing at the hair salons to prove that you have some black blood in you before you are "allowed" to fix your fucking hair how you want... For the love of God, give it up.

FloridaJamie
The Queen of 'Relevance' Speaketh
11 days ago

Well said Bob, except you left out all of the mysterious deaths... :)

FloridaJamie
All This 'No' Comes From Hanging With the Kardashians
11 days ago

She appears to have the same pesky disease that turned Michael Jackson white... lmao

FloridaJamie
How Dare Y'All
11 days ago

Society has just made it far too easy for people to be fucking idiots... "Afterbirth smell?" What. The. Ever-loving. Fuck?

FloridaJamie
So Kim Might Have an Actual Talent
11 days ago

You have just taken the meaning of "talent" to an all new low....

FloridaJamie
Bikini Season Is HERE
11 days ago

Simon just fell for the oldest, thirstiest trick in the book... The ol' "hot girl posts a beautiful pic with the caption "I'm so ugly" just so thousands of people will re-assure them that they are hot...

FloridaJamie
Bieber ... Please Don't Make this Worse
14 days ago

I guess we should be outraged by black people that straighten their hair....

FloridaJamie
Oh, Here We Go Again ...
14 days ago

100% spot on, Bob.

FloridaJamie
This Just In: Words No Longer Have Meaning
14 days ago

Ashley Graham? Thanks again for the daily laugh...

FloridaJamie
Everybody Saw This Coming
14 days ago

She always looks dirty...

FloridaJamie
Some Pop Stars Never Learn
15 days ago

I am founding OBEO.. it's a group of people from all walks of life that are "offended by the easily offended"... We are offended by the twats that sit around all day waiting to be "Offended" or "furious" about any-fucking thing. Seriously.. live your fucking life and shut the hell up.

FloridaJamie
Enough with the Talking, Cheryl Burke
15 days ago

What about the lard ass models that are 100 lbs overweight that you gush over every day? I know that almost every single comment points this out, but the hypocrisy around here is simply astounding.

FloridaJamie
You Know What They Say About Excuses, Right?
17 days ago

Kim looks like she's afraid that if she moves her mouth her lips will explode.....

FloridaJamie
Where's the Rest of Carrie Fisher?
17 days ago

The dandruff in the top pic is kind of disgusting.

FloridaJamie
Who Needs a Brain When You're an Ass Like This?
17 days ago

Great article.......

FloridaJamie
Quotables: And We Thought WE Didn't Deserve This Girl
17 days ago

Nice to see an ass on here that is not the size of China.

FloridaJamie
Nobody's Above the Law, But This is a Bit Much
17 days ago

Yeah Simon, insider trading is the same as sneaking a puppy into some other country... Thanks for the daily laugh.

FloridaJamie
And Coachella 2016 Just Became the Saddest Coachella There Ever Was
17 days ago

Perhaps he thinks rock bottom is under those balls......

FloridaJamie
What's Up With the Butt?
18 days ago

I think that swimsuit is choking her fetus.

FloridaJamie
So They're Just Wingin' It, Huh?
18 days ago

He's the one that's over 40, not her, so the information is not applicable...

FloridaJamie
Mamma Mia!
18 days ago

That place looks filthy....

FloridaJamie
Kendra Wilkinson Makes Us Physically Ill
21 days ago

Don't forget the monthly parties when they prop him up in bed and use some tape and Popsicle sticks to get him "laid"...

FloridaJamie
You Know What They Call it When You Get a Second Chance at Life and You Squander It? They Call it 'Shut Up'
21 days ago

I want a reality show about how the Kardashian whores drive their men to repeatedly try to kill themselves with drugs and alcohol... now THAT would be entertaining....

FloridaJamie
Now is Not the Time to Play 'Got Your Nose' With the Human Ken Doll
21 days ago

The surgeons that agree to do this are no different than the ones that give addicts prescriptions for pain medications. They should all go to jail.... Pretty sure this behavior throws the Hippocratic oath right down the shitter...

FloridaJamie
Courtney Stodden Can Do Absolutely Anything
21 days ago

At the very least this verified the financial relationship between the bimbo and FW.

FloridaJamie
Quotables: Congrats on The Sorcery, Girl
21 days ago

I will give you and your twat a million dollars if you can make your ass grow four times its previous size while making everything else smaller...

FloridaJamie
Um, Eye-Banging Underage Girls is NOT 'Natural'
21 days ago

Simon thinks that he is a black lesbian woman. Go easy on him...

FloridaJamie
Well. This Sure is One Way to End a Week Strong, Huh?
21 days ago

I think I see what's left of the baby and stroller sticking out of that gigantic ass...

FloridaJamie
This is What We Want, What We Really, Really Want
22 days ago

You can probably expect some lisper's advocacy group to protest outside the Fish-wrapper offices..

FloridaJamie
So is Bethenny Frankel a Misogynist, a Racist, or Just a Moron? So Hard to Tell
22 days ago

SO, when speaking of a spokesperson, it's only offensive or gutsy if you are a black woman? Since everyone is offended about everything these days, wheres the outrage of sexism over hiring attractive women to be a spokesperson? Should we be limited to hiring people that are only the same gender and race in an effort to not offend anyone in this society that is fucking offended by SOMETHING the minute they open their eyes every day?

FloridaJamie
Um, Eye-Banging Underage Girls is NOT 'Natural'
22 days ago

How long does it take you to work your "Shove gayness down everyone's throat" angle into every story that you write? It's pathetic.

FloridaJamie
There's No Rest With the Crazy
23 days ago

Rather than trying to convince everyone that gender is "Fluid" and now apparently Race is also "Fluid", in an effort to placate your inner demons that are telling you that you are a gay black woman, please get on some medication Simon... it will be much simpler for all.

FloridaJamie
We're All Winners Today
23 days ago

She is amazing....

FloridaJamie
Somehow, We Don't Hate This
23 days ago

I can't even imagine the venom that would be spewed if this was Farrah.... Even better, what if it was Leann Rimes and one of her step kids was in the stroller.....

FloridaJamie
Quotables: Congrats on The Sorcery, Girl
23 days ago

Perhaps she is saying that she "earned" all the money to get plastic surgery(s) by being a professional skank. That's probably it.

FloridaJamie
Kourtney and Scott Are SO Not Over, Right?
23 days ago

"It is easy to forget for some people that the Kardashians are a pretty devoutly Christian family."

Perhaps its the sex tapes, nearly constant nude pics, and acting like complete whores that is making people forget...

FloridaJamie
She's Beauty and Elegance Incarnate
25 days ago

Good God that's ugly.... looks like Freddy Mercury...

FloridaJamie
See, It's Not All Rat-Stabbing Shoes and Misery Grimaces From This One
25 days ago

I can't stop looking at the black dildo she is about to swallow..

FloridaJamie
People Need to Hop Down From Their Pedestals Before Somebody Kicks the Legs Out
28 days ago

I'm offended by the easily offended.....

FloridaJamie
Nobody Ever Did Anything to Deserve Azealia Banks
29 days ago

What Palin did here is the equivalent of posterizing someone in basketball (When you dunk right over them and embarrass the living hell out of them). The second tweet about which one of her songs she should listen to is pure gold.

FloridaJamie
WAY Harsh, Khloe
29 days ago

It's a good thing Khloe didn't pick a loser to marry.

FloridaJamie
She Could Have Said This Earlier ... But Whatever
30 days ago

Sorry to bore you with the facts Michael....

– FACT: Despite making up just 13% of the population, blacks commit around half of homicides in the United States. DOJ statistics show that between 1980 and 2008, blacks committed 52% of homicides, compared to 45% of homicides committed by whites.

In 2013, black criminals carried out 38% of murders, compared to 31.1% for whites, again despite the fact that there are five times more white people in the U.S.

– FACT: From 2011 to 2013, 38.5 % of people arrested for murder, manslaughter, rape, robbery, and aggravated assault were black. This figure is three times higher than the 13% black population figure. When you account for the fact that black males aged 15-34, who account for around 3% of the population, are responsible for the vast majority of these crimes, the figures are even more staggering.

– FACT: Despite the fact that black people commit an equal or greater number of violent crimes than whites, whites are almost TWICE as likely to be killed by police officers.

FloridaJamie
Still So Disturbing, All These Years Later
30 days ago

Just curious why you wouldn't just delete the story?

FloridaJamie
BREAKING! Is Janet Jackson ... Gasp! ... Pregnant?!
30 days ago

Planning your family at 49? No wonder they don't want her to tour.. her uterus might fall out....

FloridaJamie
Azealia Banks VS Sarah Palin ... and We're ABSOLUTELY Team Palin This Time
30 days ago

Let's play a classic scene from 'A Time to Kill" here and change the word "Black" to "White" and imagine any even semi-famous person tweeting that out about a black woman. But this is basically a non-story except on gossip sites.... Imagine Taylor Swift saying that Beyonce needed to have her head shaved and get fucked by a big white dick and then locked in the cupboard... It would be the lead story on the national news... Welcome to the world of reverse racism where white lives truly don't matter.

FloridaJamie
Get Off Your Damn Phones
30 days ago

This family is truly a microcosm of society. It's all about yourself and social media. Can you imagine past generations taking thousands of pictures of themselves and handing them out to everybody? I realize that social media has made this easier, but it still represents self absorbed narcissism. Doing something with your kids these days is simply a photo opportunity, not family time for most. I overheard some college girls this weekend talking about going to the beach, but the weather was pretty shitty. They literally said "We just want to go there and get some pictures to post". Posting shit on social media has become the objective, not something to document fun or quality activities... unfortunately there is no end in sight.

FloridaJamie
Time Sure Flies When You're Gorgeous as Hell
31 days ago

They both look dirty to me...

FloridaJamie
Kylie Loves Black Bananas, Apparently
31 days ago

The entire clan is fond of black bananas..... banana bread for days....

FloridaJamie
This Yellowface Nightmare Needs to STOP
31 days ago

It's interesting to me how a lilly-white ginger can hate his own race so much.....

FloridaJamie
Sometimes a Joke is Just a Joke
32 days ago

"Giving social media the power to force people to have to defend themselves against such nonsense is the equivalent of allowing strikes and balls to be called by collective agreement of the riffraff in the bleacher seats"

Perfect Analogy.... touche' And then the umpire would have to resign over his "insensitive" call.

FloridaJamie
Sometimes a Joke is Just a Joke
32 days ago

What a pathetic world we live in where people are fucking offended by everything. Let's just ban April Fools day, because it is evident that society is too fucking whacked to handle it... let's also ban comedians, satire, hell... let's get rid of comedy movies too... surely there is something in them that the "easily offended by mother-fucking everything" crowd can cry about..

FloridaJamie
Wait ... Was There a Baby in this Photo?
32 days ago

Dat Baby be White :-O

FloridaJamie
Emily Ratajkowski Fires Back Perfectly at Haters
32 days ago

Thanks, Sarah, for being the singular voice of reason around here (most of the time) :)

FloridaJamie
Why is Chris Pratt Literally So Perfect?
38 days ago

Something tells me he's kicking himself for missing an opportunity to work transgenders into this.. he was so close with the out-of-the blue Kris Jenner reference....

FloridaJamie
Why is Chris Pratt Literally So Perfect?
38 days ago

Kris Jenner? What the ever loving FUCK does Kris Jenner have to do with this story? You must get a bonus every time you work those skanks into yet another story... Not sure she would make the top one million if you asked people to list the most religious celebrities... but $20 is $20....

FloridaJamie
Kim's Ass May Be Famous, But Fabio's Talking Out of His
38 days ago

Am I the only one that thinks Fabio looks like a horse?

FloridaJamie
Why is Khloe So Amused By North Saying Bad Words?
39 days ago

Yep.. it's really not that complicated...

FloridaJamie
Caitlyn's Still Growing as a Person, Folks
39 days ago

"just the same sorts of regurgitated but ultimately meaningless disparagements that have been circulating for decades"

She is currently being investigated by the FBI, which evidently shouldn't matter because she supports chicks with dicks.

FloridaJamie
This Viral Photo is Better than Any Political Argument
39 days ago

So, just to keep it real, what you support (Simon) is anyone can just state that they have "Fluid Gender" and Walk into any restroom they want and this is okay... I mean what you are really proposing is taking the signs off the door and just saying this is a bathroom... Do you not see any problem with that? What if at the moment I walk into the bathroom I'm feeling like a woman, but when I see the unclothed women I suddenly start feeling like a man again... This is fucking nonsense.

FloridaJamie
Is Henry Cavill's Relationship With His Teen Girlfriend Healthy?
39 days ago

You're the queen of making up shit where nothing exists... who gives a shit what their age difference is... he's saying that she's there for him when things get tough, and that he loves her for that... I'm sure he's there for her when she needs someone... once again, where's the story here? Surely there are real things that you can find to write about without inventing shit.

FloridaJamie
Could This Spell Trouble in Paradise for Taylena?
39 days ago

You are just too much.... I don't see anyone squabbling over it.. it's like you invented this riff between them and then told them to stop squabbling about it....

FloridaJamie
Brandi Glanville Could Really Use a Hug Right About Now
39 days ago

Thank you... that is the major point. Is there some law with these twits that they post every picture they take, regardless of how they look? This is the equivalent of the thirsty girls who post gorgeous pictures of themselves with the "I'm so ugly" caption so that once again, everyone will reassure them yet again that they are so beautiful.

FloridaJamie
Introducing the Pregnant Pole Dancer, Because the World is a Crazy Place
44 days ago

And most kids just have those unreadable ultrasound photos to document their life before birth....

FloridaJamie
We Wouldn't Expect Anything More (or Less) of Nick Cannon
44 days ago

Such beautiful writing... can't imagine why he isn't climbing the charts... maybe it's his talking voice...

FloridaJamie
Coco is Supermom
45 days ago

Oh, I agree.. something about how gender is fluid and she shouldn't be boxed in to being a female until she is old enough to chose her gender.....

FloridaJamie
Coco is Supermom
46 days ago

I think they do it to make the kid look more feminine.... especially when they have no hair. I live in the south and it is very common for the baby girls to have big-ass ribbons in their hair every time they venture out.. Then again, maybe your questions was rhetorical... lol

FloridaJamie
Keep. Your. Damn. Hands. To. Your. Self.
46 days ago

I have a funny feeling that in 2026 Simon will have his own breasts and that he will be more than happy to have them exposed...

FloridaJamie
This Weird Campaign is Making Strange Bedfellows
46 days ago

Perfect.. better yet.. I am perfectly fine with them exposing everything on both Trump AND Hilary.. something tells me she has way more to hide.... Do you want a level playing field Simon or the contest to be swayed in the way that most supports your personal views?

FloridaJamie
This is Absolutely Deplorable
46 days ago

Courtney Stodden has the gold promotional package. Everything she does is wonderful and perfect according to FW. The double standards on here are legendary, but they will never admit or cop to them... I have a funny feeling Simon would not have been nearly as offended if it had been adults emulating school BOYS...

FloridaJamie
How Nice to See that Double Standards Are Alive and Well
46 days ago

"People who think that the photos "weren't hot enough" to worry that kind of payout"

Might want to read through your posts at least once before hitting "Submit".

FloridaJamie
Miley's Posted Her Grossest Picture Yet
46 days ago

It's seriously time to consider putting an end to mankind as we know it if we are even considering taking life tips from her....

FloridaJamie
Pretty Soon We'll ALL Be Photoshopping Spill-Over Reservoirs Into Our Bodies
56 days ago

You guys are judging... how do you know she didn't get hit with a flying baseball bat on her inner thigh... it could happen.... She's probably very self conscious about her childhood flying bat scar... and now you've just made it worse...

FloridaJamie
People Are Bags of Scum, Volume ... Forget It
56 days ago

I'd probably need to take the roofie myself if I was going to bang her... just to block out the memory...

FloridaJamie
Actual Five-Year-Old Jim Carrey, Everybody
56 days ago

Does anyone else but me think Jim Carrey has started to look super creepy?

FloridaJamie
Beware: Josh Duggar's No Longer in Rehab
56 days ago

LMAO. Touche'

FloridaJamie
Priorities, Priorities
56 days ago

I think you have very eloquently backed me up on my We. Are. Fucked. statement. :)

FloridaJamie
Priorities, Priorities
56 days ago

How fucked are we as a society that there are millions of people that are actually interested in seeing her arm? The hero worship of people like her and her family, Courtney Stodden, Amber Rose, Blak Chyna, Farrah Abraham... the list goes on. These are the people that young girls are idolizing these days. Is this not concerning to anyone but me? This is really not a rhetorical question... I just wonder if everyone is thinking this is the way we want society to go... In my humble opinion...We. Are. Fucked.

FloridaJamie
Beware: Josh Duggar's No Longer in Rehab
56 days ago

Who knew Simon has a double standard? Imagine how conflicted he would be if Josh went in for an Adam's apple shaving, or announced that he is down with ass play...

FloridaJamie
Yeah, We're Completely Over the Kardashians Now, Thanks
57 days ago

Okay, you're right.... they are all trash...

FloridaJamie
And Now Everybody Knows What Kind of Jackass Miley Cyrus Is
57 days ago

I'm thinking it didn't take this to realize that she was a jack-ass, but then again, perhaps I am a trend-setter.

FloridaJamie
You Do You, Girl -- That Should Be Good Enough for Anybody
57 days ago

Has anyone looked for a deflate valve?

FloridaJamie
Hurt People Hurt People
57 days ago

Nothing is more funny than when she tries to look so "Put off" by the paparazzi. Somebody on her staff would have probably been fired if they weren't there when she walked out of that building... Never ending thirst....

FloridaJamie
Yeah, We're Completely Over the Kardashians Now, Thanks
57 days ago

I think it becomes more obvious every day that Khloe is just a big mouthed, offensive, bitch. At least the others seem to be able to fake having some class at times, but she is just 100% trash... such a great role model.

FloridaJamie
But Why is Kaley Cuoco So Damn Hot?
57 days ago

In my humble opinion she looked best on that recent magazine cover...

FloridaJamie
Thank Goodness for True Beauty
57 days ago

Do they need special lenses to capture her hot bod?

FloridaJamie
She Was Shot, But She's NOT the Real Victim Here
57 days ago

There's a country song in there somewhere.....

FloridaJamie
John Goodman Deserves So Much More, You Guys
58 days ago

SO refreshing to see someone famous with some modesty. I have heard him on Howard Stern several times... he seems to be a genuinely nice, modest guy... kind of like Kanye....

FloridaJamie
Quotables: The Voice of Reason Has a Decidedly British Syntax to It
59 days ago

Let's not forget it is truly her only talent... when the surgeons are no longer able to make her beautiful, the house of cards will fall....

FloridaJamie
Get it, Shiloh (Or, You Know, Angelina's Views, Foisted Upon Shiloh)!
59 days ago

Yeah, that's what that girl who thinks she's actually a boy should be focused on... the refuge crisis....

FloridaJamie
Oh, Noes ... Is This Khloe or Miley?
59 days ago

She is on her way to looking like the cat lady.. The addiction has set in....

FloridaJamie
Perhaps Kesha Needs to Be Freed in More Ways Than One
60 days ago

Exactly! That was my first thought... life is good with Taylor's cash....

FloridaJamie
We've Had Our Fill of Booze-Soaked Sadness, Thanks
60 days ago

"So many people develop a drinking problem, get help for it, then think they can drink in moderation because they have things under control -- some people actually can do that, but many people can't."

SO he has been to rehab once... The reports are that he has not been wasted or acting wasted when he has been having a few drinks, so who are you to decide that he might not be one the the people that "can actually do that"? The only way he is going to know if he can or not is by attempting to do so... perhaps that is more important than your opinion on the matter.

FloridaJamie
Caitlyn Jenner Likes Ted Cruz ... We're Guessing It's Not Mutual
60 days ago

"It's always tragic when minorities act against the interests of their own communities".. So if you are a member of a minority group you must throw away your ability to think and become a mind numbed robot? That's the dumbest thing I have ever heard... Ask the blacks how well following Al Sharpton like a bunch of sheep is working out for them? You never cease to amaze me with your closed minded agenda....

FloridaJamie
Courtney Stodden: You in Danger, Girl
60 days ago

16 year old daughter wants to marry a 50 year old man... I mean what could go wrong???

FloridaJamie
Quotables: The Sadness Never Stops with This One, Huh?
63 days ago

Seriously, why would you include the "leaking of a sex tape" in the list of bad things? It was orchestrated and everyone is aware that it was....

FloridaJamie
Backstreet: The Next Generation is Littrell-y Amazing
63 days ago

You must not have known that he's a Christian artist now Simon... you might want to re-write this as a hate article...

FloridaJamie
Quotables: Keep Talking, Khloe, That Class Just Keeps Leaking Out
64 days ago

Sarah, do you ever get into knock-down-drag-outs with Simon? Just by what you have posted today, you two seem to often have very different views..... I'm just wondering who wins... How do I put a bet on you? :)

FloridaJamie
Is This Really -- REALLY -- Happening?!
65 days ago

Let's forget about Rob Kardashian coming out of his cave....

FloridaJamie
We Wanted Rob Kardashian Back, But Not Like This
65 days ago

Perhaps next time you will think it through before declaring someone a saint for hiding in their house for months on end...

FloridaJamie
Ever See a Magazine Cover So Beautiful You Started Crying?
65 days ago

That girl should thank her lucky stars that the court intervened years ago and made her father her guardian. At the time her life was an absolute dumpster fire... he should win some sort of fucking trophy, or at least a fucking ribbon....

FloridaJamie
Oh GIRL.
66 days ago

It's pretty sad that in this country being black is not nearly enough to gain the support of the black establishment.... you have to be black AND liberal or you are belittled and tossed in the garbage. Thank you Sarah, for supporting people's ability to think for themselves regardless of their pigmentation. The very thought that blacks are not allowed to have their own opinions is, in fact, racist.

FloridaJamie
Now THIS is How You Do a Shock Makeover
66 days ago

She looks like her wig fell off and she hasn't realized it yet.. ;)

FloridaJamie
The (Weak) Joke's On You, Stacey Dash
66 days ago

Let's not confuse Simon with the facts, Bob... There's no telling where that might lead... I'm sure he's still upset that he couldn't figure out a way to bring transgenders into this "story"..

FloridaJamie
Khloe is Putting Out All Kinds of Mixed Messages
66 days ago

"There's so much that you want to keep private, just for the sake of your own pride, and when details get out to the tabloids or whatever

That's the funniest thing ever.... maybe it got out through the fucking app that you sell so that you can make money while people look up your asshole 24/7. Anything that this group says about wanting privacy is absolutely hilarious...

FloridaJamie
Kim's Throwback to Where it All Went Wrong (Okay, Kidding)
66 days ago

"Our favorite thing about this video is probably that Kim seems way more at ease, happily jumping around and playing the keys for her part of the song, while Kanye isn't playing as smoothly. Given their careers, you'd have guessed the opposite."

Perhaps you have forgotten that he is a rapper... that's where you steal other peoples music to play in the background and then talk about how much you hate cops and white people.... (all the while hoping that the white teenagers buy it) Absolutely no musical knowledge required....

FloridaJamie
Emma Watson's a Paid Subscriber to a Sex Website -- Good for You, Girl
67 days ago

Once again, Simon has to work his own agenda into the story... Big surprise...

FloridaJamie
Blac Chyna and Her Fam Are Getting Downright Scary
71 days ago

Laugh. My. Ass. Off.

FloridaJamie
'Science Baby' is One of Our Favorite Things That Chrissy Teigen's Ever Said
71 days ago

I don't know why they would bother paying for a specific gender, when, according to Simon, there is no such thing as gender... we are whatever gender we decide we are... You should do your public duty, Simon, and let them know they've been duped. They might even share some of the money that they recover with you...

FloridaJamie
Really? Photoshop? Please Let This Be a One-Time Mistake, Khloe
71 days ago

So, Simon, you are up in arms because a photo of the Kardashians may have been manipulated? That is the funniest shit I have ever heard... hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

FloridaJamie
RIP Modesty, We Hardly Knew Ye
71 days ago

In looking at what used to be her lips, I can't help but think that when she was growing up, she was not in the top 25th percentile in the paint by number rankings...

FloridaJamie
Now THIS is How You Do Body Hair!
71 days ago

Let us never forget that her mother had the bush to end all bushes back in the day.....

FloridaJamie
Well.
72 days ago

Surely we must give him somewhat of a break considering the family that is being "dropped". Imagine for a moment (it's okay to close your eyes), being an introvert and being a part of that "Stay in the public eye no matter what" and "Film every fake moment of our lives" family... In terms of the use of pus-y (i used one dash so nobody could figure out what I was saying...) I just figured it was the latest thug compliment... Kind of like whats-her-name calling herself a slut every day.

FloridaJamie
You HAVE to See Tess Holliday Flaunt Her Lovely Baby Bump
72 days ago

I was just concerned with the baby ending up in the toilet...

FloridaJamie
In This Moment, We Are All Kesha
72 days ago

We can probably all agree that sexual assault is a horrific thing that people must be seriously punished for. In a perfect world, every woman (or man) who reports sexual assault would be 100% factual and honest. Unfortunately that's not how it happens. Every day people are falsely accused of things, for a variety of ulterior motives... so we are stuck with this little thing called proof... As evidenced by the TMZ story that Bob referenced, she has already fucked herself in the credibility department by swearing under oath that the abuse DIDN"T happen, and she has the ultimate in obvious ulterior motives.. so perhaps, Simon, at this moment we are NOT all Keisha.

FloridaJamie
Congratulations! Naya Rivera Gave Birth to Kim Kardashian's Face!
72 days ago

This appears to be as good of a place as any to start the membership drive for our "Rage Against the Armenian Streetwalker" campaign.

FloridaJamie
Wendy Williams Can't Stop Being the Worst, Huh?
72 days ago

"people undergoing physical and sexual abuse need to film their attackers if they want to be believed"... Once again Simon twists the facts to meet his agenda... this is not about being "believed", but about being released from a binding multi million dollar contract. I completely agree with Wendy... if this was going on for so long, why do they have NO proof to substantiate their claim? While nobody involved seems likely to challenge for a Mensa membership, certainly they are smart enough to know you had to have some proof of your allegations to get out of a multi million dollar contract. Otherwise, like she said, contracts would be broken all the time.. by claiming sexual misconduct.

FloridaJamie
We're in Awe of Kendall Jenner's Hottest Modeling Gig Yet (Yes, Really)
73 days ago

On another note, I just had a flashback to Kim's appearance on Dancing With the Stars... you want to talk about awkward stumbling... holy hell....

FloridaJamie
We're in Awe of Kendall Jenner's Hottest Modeling Gig Yet (Yes, Really)
73 days ago

I see where you're going and must agree that the allure to Simon was probably not Kendall stumbling around while trying to be sexy... Probably not much of a leap based on the "Men's underwear and models who can really fill it out" comment...

FloridaJamie
We're in Awe of Kendall Jenner's Hottest Modeling Gig Yet (Yes, Really)
73 days ago

Is it just me or does she seem extremely awkward in this ad?

FloridaJamie
We Love Courtney Stodden No Matter What She Looks Like
73 days ago

LOL.. we need to start a movement... Rage against the Armenian Streetwalker

FloridaJamie
And It Just Keeps Getting Worse
73 days ago

I'm very confused about what she has done to "make it worse".. did the brunette hair and hat make the whole racism and cop-hating issue worse? Not even being tongue in cheek here.. just have no idea what your headline is supposed to indicate...

FloridaJamie
You HAVE to See Tess Holliday Flaunt Her Lovely Baby Bump
73 days ago

Glad to hear that she knows she's pregnant... Usually fatties of that magnitude don't know that they are pregnant and have the baby whilst taking a dump....

FloridaJamie
This is a Disgusting Miscarriage of Justice
74 days ago

IF there is no solid evidence (proof) that her accusations are correct, the message here would simply be that if you want out of your contract, just claim abuse and you're free.... I have no idea if any of it has been proven.... just making a point.

FloridaJamie
Beauty, Thy Name is Courtney
74 days ago

Is it just me or have her and Lady Gaga morphed into the same person?

FloridaJamie
Nobody Needs Prayers More Than Kanye, Apparently
74 days ago

It will be hilarious when Kanye declares bankruptcy and has to bunk with MC Hammer.

FloridaJamie
Are We Seriously Supposed to Just Ignore This?
74 days ago

I love when you go all "glass half full" Bob..

FloridaJamie
Ever See Baby Clothes So Cute They Made You Want to Have a Baby?
74 days ago

"You can even use a different color scheme if you're afraid that your tiny infant who has little to no concept of gender might be offended by certain colors." Simon, you are a nut job... does it take you hours to sit and think up how you can make every story about your fucked up philosophy on gender?

FloridaJamie
Jessica's Transparently Hot ... And Has Much Smaller Calves
74 days ago

Don't you just love how celebrities go where the paparazzi is and then glare into the camera like they are so pissed to be photographed? That's some of her best acting... that, plus the scene where she thought that "Chicken of the Sea" tuna was really chicken... It's hard to decide...

FloridaJamie
Are We Seriously Supposed to Just Ignore This?
74 days ago

OMG she's turning into another Kardashian.... this is the beginning of the end.. where in 10 years every girl on the planet will be a dumb bimbo and look like a Kardashian....

FloridaJamie
Of All the Despicable Things to Do to a Palin ...
77 days ago

Way off topic, but that girl is absolutely gorgeous.

FloridaJamie
And The Bad Blood Just Keeps Getting Worse
77 days ago

Jesus Christ. Does anyone know if Taylor Swift is even offended? She might completely get the joke... people get fucking outraged about EVERYTHING these days.... Humor is dead... it just hurts our mother-fucking feelings too much..

FloridaJamie
This is Tragic, Even for Tila Tequila
78 days ago

So why put it in every song ten thousand times and then sell the songs to white teenagers? Should they act like the radio edit when they sing along?

FloridaJamie
Oh, Honey, LOL and NO
78 days ago

That's funny as hell Bob...

FloridaJamie
Just When You Thought The Grammys Couldn't Get Any More Disgraceful ...
78 days ago

First person to claim racism in 3...2...1...

FloridaJamie
A Desperate Plea for Everyone to Leave Their Damn Skin Alone
78 days ago

I admire her apparent ability to keep the "tan" off of that white shirt...

FloridaJamie
Paris Jackson is Pure Perfection
78 days ago

I'm so glad that you put "Daughter of Michael Jackson" in quotes.. lol Plus don't you think she should be able to afford a camera that you could focus?

FloridaJamie
This is Tragic, Even for Tila Tequila
78 days ago

If they don't want white people to use that word we should ban whites from purchasing any song that contains the word... they might just be too tempted to sing along.... That should fix it, and it would also put all of these "artists" into bankruptcy and into the obscurity they deserve, since, ironically, it is whites that have made them wealthy.

FloridaJamie
We'd Be Embarrassed Too, Girl
78 days ago

I'm just waiting for Kanye to light a cat on fire in his driveway...

FloridaJamie
All Hail Patron Saints Known as Brangelina's Kids
78 days ago

I think I missed the "Crew" unless that was them in the back of the truck.... it looked like 49 pics of her and the one with the new mohawk.... Unless the girl who now wants to be a boy has now decided to be an old man wearing a hat, then I saw her too...

FloridaJamie
Yikes -- This Entire THING is Damn Awkward
78 days ago

I've never seen this show, but have to ask... Why the fuck would anyone agree to be a part of it? Is there an upside?

FloridaJamie
Yeah, Girl, We Get It
80 days ago

An anti Taylor Swift article??? Who the hell are you and what have you done with Sarah Taylor?? :)

FloridaJamie
Just as Bad As, if Not Worse Than, Beyonce
80 days ago

The saddest thing about this is that it is mostly white teenagers that buy this garbage "music".... If Kanye truly yearns for segregation, why doesn't he request that nobody white BUY his music.... I would vote for that, not just for him, but for all of the anti-white "musicians" that are attacking white people.. Like Bob said, blacks don't believe it's possible for them to be racist, and sadly society is scared to death to call them out on it. I give you credit Sarah, for standing up for this, which could definitely be seen as a departure from previous Fishwrapper stances..

FloridaJamie
Quotables: What the Bloody Hell is This?
81 days ago

What the hell are you trying to tell me here... that the relationship with the thug rapper might not work out??? I just would have never ever seen that coming... I mean if THAT relationship doesn't work out there's no hope for any of us....

FloridaJamie
17 Years Later and There Are Still No Damn Solutions to These Tragedies
81 days ago

Haven't you heard? Dads don't matter!!!! LOL

FloridaJamie
This Puts 'Assed Out' in an Entirely Different Context
81 days ago

Can't we just go back to the time when that ass was considered fat and ugly? These girls look deformed....I'm probably going to show my age here, but are white guys now into these huge asses too? Or is this all to get the attention of blacks?

FloridaJamie
Hotness Beyond Measure: Ashley Graham NAILED Her Sports Illustrated Cover
81 days ago

And then they will wonder why nobody buys the swimsuit edition any more....

FloridaJamie
Fine. It's Cute, OK? FINE.
81 days ago

It all seems innocent and cute until you see the noose that they have rigged up in the background for Miranda Lambert.....

FloridaJamie
Stab-Happy Maniacs Do Not Deserve Beyonce's Spotlight
81 days ago

Police misconduct is a real issue, and an unarmed man getting killed is never a desired outcome....but there has not been a single situation that I have heard of where the person who was killed was doing what the police were telling them to do. If you don't teach your kids anything else, fucking teach them to do what the police say or you could get killed... I don't care what color you are... I promise you, if you have already stabbed someone and are refusing to put down the knife, it is not the police's fault that you are dead. It's that your dumb ass didn't listen when they probably told you 50 times to put down the gun or we will shoot you. I have always been a little terrified of the police and the thought that they had the ability to end my life... I would be scared to death not to listen to them... I don't think that this is a bad way to be.

FloridaJamie
This Cannot End Well
81 days ago

Shouldn't she be on "Black people meet" or some shit like that? She appears to not have a single interest in dating a white guy so it might help her expedite the process...

FloridaJamie
Oh Boy, Kanye's Tweeting Lists Again
81 days ago

There should be a rule that if you are going to recycle any tweets having to do with Kanye, they must include all of the ones about fingers in his ass that got him into an uproar....

FloridaJamie
Immaculate Conception, the Second One
84 days ago

LOL.. true... This could be brutal....

FloridaJamie
Everybody's Sick of Beyonce's Crap
84 days ago

It's working on me....

FloridaJamie
Is Blac Chyna TRYING to Put Kim K's Ass to Shame?
84 days ago

What they should be selling is the app/software that they used to remove all of the lumps from that ass....

FloridaJamie
It Sincerely Does Not Get Cuter Than This
84 days ago

Am I the only one that wants to somehow get her a message that she has lost her slipper in the first pic?

FloridaJamie
We Are Horrified. Meryl, We Were All Counting on You
84 days ago

"gender is a fluid social construct anyway".... You HAVE said that Simon... in one of your rants about transgender people... So maybe we should ask Meryl how she felt when she read your bullshit.

FloridaJamie
Brandi Glanville is as Hot as LeAnn Rimes is Dumb
84 days ago

I can totally tell that she is doing this "For all the moms everywhere". Just figured out what to get my mom for her birthday.

FloridaJamie
Kylie Leaves Almost Nothing to the Imagination ... Sorry
84 days ago

"Can we just fastforward through a few decades of social progress until this sort of outfit is considered appropriate for going out and about?"

It would be a fascinating journey into a deviant mind to see exactly what the world would look like if all of Simon's dreams came true... Wait, I take it back.

FloridaJamie
Everybody's Sick of Beyonce's Crap
86 days ago

They all dressed like the black panthers. Everyone with your argument likes to take that part out. What would you say if Coldplay's backup dancers were dressed in KKK outfits?

FloridaJamie
Stacey Dash, Just. Sit. Down.
86 days ago

Agree 100%. And where is the crowd screaming that she is just "Expressing her feelings"... It appears that being black alone isn't enough to qualify you for the "Express your feelings" benefit.. you apparently have to espouse their liberal ideology or you are separated from the herd and left to die.

FloridaJamie
Stacey Dash, Just. Sit. Down.
86 days ago

Holding my breath as well...Where's our buddy Jay?

FloridaJamie
Are We All in Love with Macklemore Yet?
86 days ago

Seriously follow the money. This dude is scared to death that all of the Anti-White rhetoric flying around is going to cost him $$$$ in a black dominated genre' that he lives in.

FloridaJamie
Could We Just Not, Beyonce?
86 days ago

They dressed up like the black panthers dude.... stop trying to make it into something different. Pretty sure white hoods wouldn't get the same treatment from you.

FloridaJamie
Could We Just Not, Beyonce?
86 days ago

The point is "Not to have black pride" but halftime at the fucking super bowl dressed up like the Black Panthers is exactly like a white group dressed up like the KKK. Stop watering down the fucking issue by saying it is only about pride....

FloridaJamie
Could We Just Not, Beyonce?
87 days ago

We agree on this.. especially if you are anywhere near the South Side of Chicago or any other urban area where there is an average of 40-50 black on black shootings per weekend (There were 82 just over the 4th of July weekend last year). It's much safer to stay in our homes when anywhere near those areas that seem to place so little value on human life.

FloridaJamie
Could We Just Not, Beyonce?
87 days ago

Now THAT is one ad that I would pay to see. The Red Lobster tie in ad, strategically placed right after the half-time show.

FloridaJamie
Stop, Stacey Dash, Please Just Stop
87 days ago

Shame on her for thinking independently and not spewing the NAACP anti-white ideology. NAACP has nothing to do with the color of your skin. It has to do with anti-white liberal ideology. If it didn't they would welcome people of color with all political stances. If it truly is interested in the advancement of colored people, why did they turn their back on Clarence Thomas... a fricken supreme court justice? Unfortunately your political leanings are more important than the color of your skin if you want to be a part of that "Club".

FloridaJamie
Cosmo Made Two Gaffes in One Tweet -- Um, Could You Not?
87 days ago

Simon is now officially the "Queen of the Offended"

FloridaJamie
Who is This Dude and What the Hell Are These Words?
87 days ago

The most profoundly sad thing about this is that people like him can say this kind of stuff and yet people literally flock to him and hang on every word because he is famous from a trashy reality show. This is our culture now, and I for one, am horrified...

FloridaJamie
Coco's Cuteness Will Destroy Us All
88 days ago

Isn't it a little weird that she would post a message about criticism of her parenting, with the accompanying picture of her in obviously in a car with the "doll" not in a car seat? Kind of seems like she's just begging for it...

FloridaJamie
Quotables: What in Hell Are You Actually Saying, Will Smith?
88 days ago

I can't be sure, but I think the trauma cart that you referenced might contain some scissors that his son has stated he would like to use to cut off his penis when he turns 18... be careful what you wish for Fresh Prince....

FloridaJamie
Danny Pintauro Shared Some Sexy News About His Past ... and Present
88 days ago

All I know is that's the longest neck I've ever seen... Period.

FloridaJamie
Beyonce Ruined Last Night's Super Bowl Halftime Show ... And Maybe Even 2016
88 days ago

Ohhhhh... my bad... glad I didn't say anything mean.. :)

FloridaJamie
Beyonce Ruined Last Night's Super Bowl Halftime Show ... And Maybe Even 2016
88 days ago

I had that same thought when she was singing... that she has come a long way from the meat dress days.... She definitely changed for the better when she started dating Taylor Kinney... She was amazing in a tribute to Julie Andrews at the Oscars Last year also...

FloridaJamie
Kylie's a Makeup Tycoon Now, and Momager Dearest Couldn't Be Prouder
88 days ago

"Others bought in bulk to sell at ridiculously marked up prices, which is honestly just beautiful."

You'd better be careful Simon, we wouldn't want anyone to ever accuse you of supporting capitalism....

FloridaJamie
Adele's Success is an Injustice, Says Woman Who Keeps Losing to Adele
88 days ago

In the history of the Grammys which goes back to 1959, 8 of the top 10 female artists for most Grammy awards all time are black (GASP!). In fact, your 'Queen of the World" Beyonce is second all time with 20. Maybe some day someone will give this poor, downtrodden, waif some respect. Shame on you and your constant race-baiting bullshit. The real irony is that by constantly mis-representing facts and situations and manufacturing racism into everything, you are literally making the world more racist..

FloridaJamie
Just Another Reminder: Beyonce Run the World
88 days ago

And why the hell won't Chris Martin stand the hell up? He's always bending over.... At one point the three of them were all together and both Beyonce and Bruno Mars were looking down at him like WTF.

FloridaJamie
Beyonce Ruined Last Night's Super Bowl Halftime Show ... And Maybe Even 2016
88 days ago

I also though that Lady Gaga did an incredible job on the National Anthem.

FloridaJamie
Beyonce Ruined Last Night's Super Bowl Halftime Show ... And Maybe Even 2016
88 days ago

The only sign of life I saw during the entire dreadful 5 hours was Bruno Mars and his crew... I thought they killed it.

FloridaJamie
Stacey Dash Thinks Whitewashing is a Victory, Or Something
91 days ago

How the hell you got hired to write for a celebrity gossip blog is a big mystery to me... surely there are some streets out there that you should be blocking in the name of black indignation... Perhaps the black panthers are looking for a writer?

FloridaJamie
Is This a Promo Or a Thirst Trap?
92 days ago

I realize the effort that went into her looking like this, the surgeries, make-up, filters, etc... but she is definitely the prettiest of this Klan by far...

FloridaJamie
This is Not How You Do Class
92 days ago

You have to love it when gold digging whores look down on others because of the size of their bank accounts.... Makes an already classy girl look even classier.

FloridaJamie
Quotables: Shut Up, How About It?
92 days ago

Did you hear the part about where our wonderful leader said that the Muslims are actually keeping us safe??? So inspiring....

FloridaJamie
Love It or Leave It: The Kardashians Are Really Trying Our Patience, Huh?
92 days ago

Serious question.. With the number of pictures, videos, etc. that this group puts out, there surely must be a saturation point in the future. Is that just wishful thinking? Can people possibly want to see 20 pics of them every day without ever getting to the point of having enough?

FloridaJamie
This is Not How You Do Class
92 days ago

Perfection.

FloridaJamie
Quotables: It Just Doesn't Get Any Douchier Than This
92 days ago

If he didn't want to live his life in the public eye, he sure picked the wrong family to associate with... not much mystery there...

FloridaJamie
Damn, When Did Kim Kardashian Get Wild?!
93 days ago

Perhaps it has slipped your mind exactly how she "Got famous"

FloridaJamie
You're in for a (Messy, Trashy, Ridiculous) Treat!
93 days ago

I saw Rob K. on Entertainment Tonight last night and had to check my guide to make sure I hadn't clicked on "Finding Bigfoot" by accident. Saying he is looking "rough" is an insult to understatements....

FloridaJamie
Crappy is as Crappy Does
93 days ago

And boom, there went the remaining 1% of her that I still found attractive....

FloridaJamie
"Only God Knows Why" Kid Rock is Such a Tool
94 days ago

On the other hand, nothing could be worse than a socialist taking over the country. Instead of "feel good" politics, look at any socialist country and get back to me on how well they are doing.

FloridaJamie
Vanity Fair Has Answered Our Prayers
94 days ago

I say still too many whites and not one chick with a dick... we must not stop until all of the white heterosexuals are rooted out and killed!

FloridaJamie
Pretty Sure We're In for it With Paris Jackson ...
94 days ago

"Want" and "Deserve" are very different things. Too bad that society hasn't learned this lesson

FloridaJamie
Do We Finally Get to Stop Worrying About Giuliana Rancic Now?
94 days ago

If we are being honest, I stopped worrying a LONG time ago....

FloridaJamie
Chrissy Teigen Fell and Scared Us Half to Death
94 days ago

You never know... Yeezus just birthed a Saint.

FloridaJamie
Love It or Leave It: No.
94 days ago

Sometimes it's such a shame that there are not medical procedures to make your insides pretty too...

FloridaJamie
Welcome to the Biggest Trainwreck of 2016
94 days ago

"it seems he is a bit disappointed in Chyna's arrest".. Funny how getting arrested is so commonplace these days. Back in the "old days", people were usually extremely upset when someone got arrested.... now you can't even admit to "being a little disappointed". Society these days... damn....

FloridaJamie
Just When You Thought You Couldn't Get More Disgusted ...
94 days ago

So what you're saying is that even if he is 100% innocent, that he shouldn't post cute pictures of his lost love because he's guilty in the eyes of many?

FloridaJamie
Sorry, But What the Hell?!
94 days ago

I'm guessing the convo centered around stimulating Kanye's asshole... Kind of like sharing recipes.

FloridaJamie
Don't Look Now, But Christina Aguilera is THE BEST
95 days ago

No problem with what she said, just wondering why you would use "Genie in a Bottle" as the song that represents an eternal gift... there are several others that I would rather take to the grave..... (i.e. Beautiful; I Turn to you)

FloridaJamie
Pretty Sure We're In for it With Paris Jackson ...
95 days ago

It was said tongue-in-cheek. I was pretty well aware that he didn't actually father any of his children. Thanks for the Jackson history lesson, though, you have clearly done a lot of research.....

FloridaJamie
Really? We're Gonna Go Here?
95 days ago

It is really quite refreshing to finally see her using her opposable thumbs...

FloridaJamie
Pretty Sure We're In for it With Paris Jackson ...
95 days ago

Two quick points... That looks like a henna tattoo..... And Michael Jackson evidently possessed the weakest DNA in the history of mankind... It was probably diluted a bit by being shot through Dr. Arnold Klein... :-p

FloridaJamie
Sadly, the Most Important Part of Last Night's Debate? Megyn Kelly's Dumb Eyelashes
95 days ago

Touche'. I couldn't think of a thing to add that you didn't touch on...

FloridaJamie
Another Day, Another White Actor Playing a Black Man ... Because What is Decency, Anyway?
95 days ago

Exactly.. His overcompensating male feminist schtick combined with his "covert" desire to change his race and gender.. Not surprising that he would be a huge MJ fan..

FloridaJamie
Rob and Blac Chyna's Affection and Support is Super ... Public
95 days ago

I'm a bit surprised that you didn't gush about his face and how amazing he looks and how brave he is to show his face... like he's almost a hero....

FloridaJamie
Did Kanye Maybe Grow as a Person a Little?
95 days ago

Are you truly that naive Simon? He got OWNED trying to be a bad ass over twitter and needed a way out... This is his attempt to squelch all of his pissed off exes that have also had their hands up his ass, or have pictures of his dick, and probably have a lot more delightful information that would definitely affect this pathetic narcissist if it were to come out. Chalk up one big embarrassing loss for Yeezuz. This is the equivalent of a dog tucking his tail and running when he knows he got his ass whipped.

FloridaJamie
Beyonce Can Do No Wrong ... LOL JK YEAH SHE CAN
96 days ago

if you are white, heterosexual, Christian, or conservative, you are the devil according to Simon... He is honestly wrecking FW with his extreme views, and the way her finds something in everything to bash those he hates. Beyoncé makes a music video in India... Only Simon could turn that into a white hating rant.

FloridaJamie
Another Day, Another White Actor Playing a Black Man ... Because What is Decency, Anyway?
96 days ago

With all due respect, when he died, MJ was a white woman....

FloridaJamie
A Bird in the Hand is Worth Two in the ...
98 days ago

Great headline btw....

FloridaJamie
Kanye Deleted His Tweets ... But We Have Them, and Amber Rose's Cutting Reply
98 days ago

LOL.... I'm afraid to ask what "Jelly Babies" are....

FloridaJamie
A Bird in the Hand is Worth Two in the ...
98 days ago

Methiks the Kanye doth protest too much

FloridaJamie
Love It or Leave It: This is the Most Natural We'll Ever See a Kardashian
98 days ago

This probably wont get filed under ground breaking news, but I'm not sure why several people have indicated she's not wearing a bra... the bra is very visible which is why you can't see her tits. You can also see the bra strap by her left fingers.. There, I feel like I have done my good deed for humanity by clearing this up...

FloridaJamie
Things Are About to Get Real Messy, Huh?
98 days ago

I find something about this narcissistic douche bag getting embarrassed about fingers in his asshole hilarious.... Imagine if the dick pics come out and his penis is little... look for a response tweet about "Shrinkage" (ala George Costanza)

FloridaJamie
Sharon Osbourne Needs to Lock it Up
99 days ago

Let's hope Ozzie is so high that he can't comprehend this....

FloridaJamie
John Travolta's Younger Days and Scientology's "Touch Assist" Healing Technique ... Oh, Boy
100 days ago

Good thing for his sake that he didn't have a hemorrhoid...

FloridaJamie
Today's Lesson: Don't Mess With Perfection
100 days ago

I find her extremely attractive... hopefully she will stop where she is and not fuck her looks up... Her eyes are amazing.. Kind of like Megan Fox sans anorexia...

FloridaJamie
Surprise: Mariah Carey is Being a Total, Ridiculous Diva!
100 days ago

If I'm being honest, I only liked her for that period of time when she was absolutely psychotic... let's hope the billionaire stops giving her the crazy pills....

FloridaJamie
Heaven-Sent Joey Feek Isn't Done With the Blessings Yet
100 days ago

I bet she is just positively thrilled that her CD sales are going up... Sorry for your misery..

FloridaJamie
Fickle, Fickle, Fickle ...
100 days ago

My thoughts exactly... she's such a hood rat....

FloridaJamie
Jon Gosselin is Just a Treasure Trove of Dirt, Huh?
100 days ago

I have been reading this site for quite some time and while at one time I agreed with you, I can definitely pick any article and tell you who wrote it. Sarah is rarely the one that is cramming an agenda down our throats... I do think a conservative view would add a lot to the mix, however...

FloridaJamie
Do We Finally Get Miley Back? Yes?
100 days ago

It is way beyond me how Liam Hemsworth would want her back, after all the ridiculous shit she has done... There's something going on here that we aren't privy to.....

FloridaJamie
Quotables: When You're Right, You're Right (And Also Hot)
100 days ago

"It's worth noting that Gabrielle has her own show on BET" Name that show! You just made part of Stacey Dash' point, that nobody has ever heard of any of the shows on BET.

FloridaJamie
Things Just Took a Turn For the Dramatic
100 days ago

I literally had no idea that was Kylie until you said that and I looked at it again... SAD

FloridaJamie
Kristen Stewart's Thoughts On the Gender Pay Gap Don't "Make Sense"
100 days ago

"Stories need LGBT characters." Once again, let's make every story, no matter what it is about, about your gay agenda Simon..... This is supposed to be about celebrity gossip, not "Simon Delott's platform to cram his gay agenda down your throat"

FloridaJamie
PETA's Super Sexy Banned Superbowl Ad Sits on a Throne of Half-Truths
100 days ago

"We don't have a problem with sex in advertising ... we just wish that it were more even-handed when it comes to gender" Jesus Simon, why do you have to make everything about dick? You are seriously concerned that the "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals" ads don't show enough dick? Reel it in big fella....

FloridaJamie
Time to Turn the Drama Up a Couple Billion Notches!
100 days ago

Enough with the fucking glimpses of body parts from Rob. If you don't want anyone to see you, then go away... but the glimpses of body parts have more than run their course...

FloridaJamie
EJ Johnson Done Made Lil Kim Proud
101 days ago

There was never any doubt about this one...... ever... :)

FloridaJamie
Flat Earth Theorists Still Exist, Which Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
101 days ago

I bet he also thinks that rap is actually music.

FloridaJamie
Jon Gosselin is Just a Treasure Trove of Dirt, Huh?
101 days ago

I think that they may be apples and oranges.... Not wanting your divorce filmed to be watched by your children is a little different than going on some other show that might enable you to make some money and remain "famous" but probably won't have the same impact on your kids.

FloridaJamie
Someone Please Tell Us What Kylie's Doing Here
101 days ago

I was thinking the same thing. Wtf

FloridaJamie
Heaven-Sent Joey Feek Isn't Done With the Blessings Yet
102 days ago

Dude, this woman has been a shining example of how to die with grace and dignity, while inspiring others. Sometimes you might want to put away the hate for a minute.

FloridaJamie
The Return of the Mack ... Er, Ass
102 days ago

I think we got your point under the other name.... twice....

FloridaJamie
Oh, GROSS
102 days ago

LMAO, and let's pay tribute to the original by having Kris jump a pen of sharks on water skis..

FloridaJamie
A Horse is a Horse, Of Course, Oh God
102 days ago

It's really sad to watch you just pile on someone and drive them into the ground. I have no idea what this woman did to get on the "I'm Emily and I'm going to hate you and everything you do until the end of time" list... but it's kind of pathetic... if only she was gay or a cross-dresser...

FloridaJamie
Ugh, Get Real, Khloe Kardashian
102 days ago

Khloe kind of looks like Kendall in that pic...

FloridaJamie
Courtney Looks Like She's Gonna Pop Out of Her Top
102 days ago

When teenagers are molested they often become very promiscuous... so what we are really celebrating here is probably the result of a 15 year old girl that was molested by an adult male. We can try to pretend that's not what happened because they "got married" but having a wedding does not undo the psychological damage. The reason is that girls at 15 or 16 are not emotionally mature enough to handle what comes with it. If marriage were the cure, every teenager that was molested would be "cured" when they got married... Just some food for thought as we all gawk at her in porn movies and various stages of undress...

FloridaJamie
Oh, Brandi Glanville, If You Have to Ask ...
102 days ago

It's sad how these people are so desperate for ANY kind of attention.. kind of pathetic... the equivalent of "non famous" people posting every aspect of there life and counting the "likes" to make them feel relevant.... Society is fucked...

FloridaJamie
The Porn Oscars Apparently Don't Care What You're Accused Of ... Just Like the Regular Oscars
102 days ago

Something tells me that the Porn Oscars don't have the issue of "no black dudes"... LMAO

FloridaJamie
Well, This is Heartbreaking ...
107 days ago

She really is the epitome of grace... It's so sad when someone like this is lost...

FloridaJamie
Candace Cameron Needs to Get a Grip on All That
107 days ago

I say you are absolutely full of shit. Why do they belong on the same stage if they are not as good? The NFL and NBA are 80% black.. because they are BETTER. Should we all boycott them because not enough whites are even on the (literal) playing field? Dawn Hudson, the head of the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences is a black female... clearly another racist. Stop fucking making everything racist....

FloridaJamie
How ELSE Would You Expect This to Turn Out?
107 days ago

As if it's not enough to be a Kardashian, she is a Kardashian pretending to be Miley Cirus, Criticizing people from the past for having class. Does anyone but me ever wonder how the hell we got here?

FloridaJamie
Updated: Welcome Back, Stranger
107 days ago

Is this some sort of big reveal where he is going to lower the handkerchief half an inch every week? LOL

FloridaJamie
She Knows That "Botched" Can Only Fix Your Body, Not Your Entire Life, Right?
107 days ago

LOL "She's lost so much weight"... let's not get carried away here.. it's not like she's going to get mistaken for Giuliana Rancic any time soon.. Just another desperate attempt to get back on TV...

FloridaJamie
Candace Cameron Needs to Get a Grip on All That
107 days ago

I can't help but think back to kindergarten when we performed "The three bears" and I got to be the papa bear because I could talk in this low voice that I'm pretty sure st 5 years old was nothing short of amazing..... On a bigger scale, this is what we are fighting about here, and it's a bit ridiculous.... This is not Rosa Parks refusing to sit in the back of the bus... Or innocent black children being blown up in a church, this is a bunch of millionaire snobs of every color, fighting over who gets a little trophy for pretending that they are someone else... Trust me when I tell you... next year is not the year to put together an amazing performance if you are white. You have NO chance of winning... It will look like the BET awards.... so all we are really doing here is applying affirmative action to the Oscars... If you are a person of color, do you want to win because you're black, or because your performance was the best?

FloridaJamie
Pardon Us if We're a Little Skeptical, But ...
108 days ago

Her face actually has that "This is going way too fast" look about it, where he has the "I can't believe I'm with someone famous" look... This can't end well.. Too bad, she's awesome...

FloridaJamie
Leave It to LeAnn Rimes to Be Idiotic
108 days ago

My favorite part of this is the picture of her that you posted with it.... ;)

FloridaJamie
Jessica Simpson's So Hot She Could Almost Be the Poster Child for SHC
109 days ago

I'm so confused... are you saying here boobs are smaller? How the holy hell big were they before? She looks like she could still feed a large tribe of infants....

FloridaJamie
Yes. Queen. Slay.
109 days ago

You have just perfectly described affirmative action.

FloridaJamie
The Way to a Anybody's Heart is Through Abs Like These
109 days ago

Is it just me or does it not look like Khloe could just eat Kourtney in one big gulp? I also can't help but think of Dr. Evil and mini-me...

FloridaJamie
Of COURSE There's a Khloe Kardashian Sex Tape
109 days ago

Nice to see that in spite of all of Scott's transgressions, she still kills off Tyga... there might be hope for her yet..

FloridaJamie
Adorable is as Adorable Does
109 days ago

That outfit on the blond boy with glasses is a hot mess...Just saying...

FloridaJamie
Scott Disick Sure Knows How to Bring the Heartbreak
109 days ago

I liked this story way better when I could just pretend that the emergency was that Kylie's ass implants were sliding down her legs... It's like finding out there is no Santa...damn you Sarah!

FloridaJamie
These Sure Are Some Strong Words, Girl ... Use Your Influence Well
109 days ago

The problem I have is not with equality. That should be a given in this day and age (I do realize that it is not and that there is a ways to go).. but claiming that everything is racial is moving us further from the moment of true integration. Until we get to the point that everyone of every race can look at things like the Academy Awards and truly wish for the best people to win, regardless of race or heritage, we will be divided. Look at the NFL or the NBA... the number of black players in the NBA is 74.4% and in the NFL it is 68%. So we HAVE come a long way from the days of White only teams, and I can honestly say that I don't know of a single white person that thinks there should be more whites in the NBA or NFL.. but truly wants the BEST players.... Hopefully someday society will be like that, but if the "race card" is played every time there appears to be a disproportionate number of non-minorities in any scenario, I fear we are moving away from, not towards, the goal....

FloridaJamie
The Poor Camels Deserve Better Than This
112 days ago

Thumbs up on the headline....

FloridaJamie
Another Jessica Simpson Baby is Truly What We All Deserve
112 days ago

It really could be that she just thinks it's a more high-brow/sophisticated way of saying "fuck".. Let us never forget that this is the girl who thought Chicken of the Sea was actually chicken...

FloridaJamie
Oh Boy, Here We Go Again ...
112 days ago

Something's telling me that Ian is not a Seinfeld fan.....

FloridaJamie
Simmer Down, Now -- Dang!
112 days ago

That Speedo tho....

FloridaJamie
Of All the Stupid, Vapid Things ...
112 days ago

The test would probably take less time than it takes her to put on all of that makeup every day... Shameful, and makes it "cool" to her brain-dead followers to adopt the same attitude.... But, seriously, that makeup.... Jesus.

FloridaJamie
Let's Get A Grip Now, Buddy
112 days ago

Is it possible that perhaps he thought it was funny? How is posting something that's humorous "ridiculous".... It's the first thing ever posted by a member of "The Clan" that made me chuckle... so thanks for re-posting.

FloridaJamie
There's Something Off About These Oscar Noms
112 days ago

I smell another "Executive action"........

FloridaJamie
The Feeks Show Us What's Important -- Take Note
112 days ago

You've really been writing some good stories lately.....Touche'

FloridaJamie
Like Sands Through the Hourglass (Figure), So Are the Days of Our Lives
113 days ago

What. The. Ever-loving. Fuck. This is almost like one of the serene scenes that you get people to watch and then a monster face screams and jumps in your face. Actually this might be worse... C'mon Sarah... are you absolutely sure that's them? It's like some of Hef's hideousness rubbed off...

FloridaJamie
Yep, This is Just About the Saddest Thing We've Heard All Day
114 days ago

Jett was taking a drug called Depakote, a strong anti-seizure medication. There have been reports Travolta refused to give his son anti-seizure meds because of Scientology but those stories are not true. Jett had been having seizures on an average of every four days, until he started taking Depakote.

FloridaJamie
Yep, This is Just About the Saddest Thing We've Heard All Day
114 days ago

"Jett was taking a drug called Depakote, a strong anti-seizure medication. There have been reports Travolta refused to give his son anti-seizure meds because of Scientology but those stories are not true. Jett had been having seizures on an average of every four days, until he started taking Depakote."

Scientiolgists are freaks, but they are opposed to psychiatric medications, not medications to treat medical conditions.

FloridaJamie
Quotables: A Media Blitz Does Not a Ballroom Blitz Make
114 days ago

Not hating, but her looks have jumped the shark... she went through a period where every time you saw a pic of her she looked better... now it's like she can't leave well enough alone and is starting to get "that look". She is seriously going to end up looking like Donatella Versace if she doesn't stop...

FloridaJamie
Wow, Girl -- WOW
114 days ago

The best part of this is when you scroll down past an unarguably gorgeous picture of Serena Williams and scroll just a bit too far and hit the picture of Khloe... Could be a lesson in what TO do to enhance your looks and what NOT to do....

FloridaJamie
Who Could Ever Replace Harrison Ford? A Case for Human Cloning If We've Ever Heard One
114 days ago

The only problem I have ever had with Harrison Ford is that fucking earring. I mean, once you hit a certain age the earring thing has got to stop (usually like 21).. am I wrong here?

FloridaJamie
Yep, This is Just About the Saddest Thing We've Heard All Day
114 days ago

Jesus Christ.. and here I was all bummed out because it was only Wednesday... Seriously, anyone that says anything negative about this is a fucking douche.

FloridaJamie
Protect Chrissy Teigen at All Costs -- Not That She Needs It
114 days ago

We literally have an entire society "up in arms" about some dumb fucking thing.... wonder if we will ever return to just living, or if we will forever be sitting around waiting for something to upset us so that we can join in the outcry...

FloridaJamie
Grab a Bag, It's Time to Ralph
114 days ago

So your story made me think of the Seinfeld episode where the nursing home catches on fire and George Costanza is running out to save himself and knocking all of the old people with walkers and wheelchairs out of the way.... anything that reminds me of Seinfeld is a win....

FloridaJamie
Good Grief, Move Past It Already
115 days ago

Hey Sarah, what's with all of the spammers in the comments.... seems like it's getting worse and worse.. I mean not that I'm not interested in making $22,000 for a few hours work like this guys ex-wife's, stripper friends half sister who got fired 8 months ago, but Jesus.... any hope of blocking this bullshit?

FloridaJamie
This is Only About a Trillion Different Kinds of "No"
115 days ago

It's funny because it TRUE!! ;)

FloridaJamie
Thank Goodness for Common Sense (And Facebook)
115 days ago

I wouldn't call Mark Zuckberberg, founder of Facebook, a "regular person".....

FloridaJamie
When You Lose, You Lose ... And Sometimes When You Win, You Lose, Too
115 days ago

I think you really tried to write a story that had nothing to do with the Kardashians... but damn... there she is peeking out from the magazine under her arm... there's no escaping them! :)

FloridaJamie
This Girl is on Fire (And He's Not So Bad, Either)
115 days ago

I have no idea why this works, but I have seen him do this with several other singers and it's really entertaining...It's kind of like the innovative stuff Jimmy Fallon does....

FloridaJamie
This is Only About a Trillion Different Kinds of "No"
115 days ago

It could also be about that picture where it appeared that Kylie's ass implants were sliding down the back of her legs... doesn't take much to create a dramatic scene for this clan....

FloridaJamie
Come On, Ricky Gervais -- You Can Do Better
115 days ago

I find it highly amusing that the only thing that you are outraged about is what he said about the tranny. He was insulting and inappropriate towards everyone he talked about...that's what he does. Where's the outrage on behalf of those celebrities?

FloridaJamie
Thank Goodness for Common Sense (And Facebook)
116 days ago

God help us with these know it all nut jobs running around... too bad they didn't live in the time of Polio.... they would be running around with braces on their crippled legs... Dumb Fucks.

FloridaJamie
Hail, Hail Diarrhea Mouth
116 days ago

The only reason it stops being cleavage is because they put her fake tits about 12 feet apart.... The improvements to her appearance have definitely jumped the shark... she's looking more and more like a drag queen every day...

FloridaJamie
When Life Imitates Art ...
116 days ago

Your argument against aging would possibly be more effective if he didn't look 8 in the first picture.... :)

FloridaJamie
What's Going on With Rebecca Gayheart?
116 days ago

I agree with you.. that shit is not just lighting...look at the difference in her neck... Not wishing this on anyone, but she looks ill.....

FloridaJamie
Sisters Before Misters -- Please, For the Love of Everything
119 days ago

All that's missing for Tyga is a 14 year old... but let's keep him up on that pedestal....

FloridaJamie
New Squad Goals For a New Year
119 days ago

"We just want to see more of them, is all." Thanks, but I've seen plenty....

FloridaJamie
The Sad Side of Celebrity Rears Its Ugly Head
119 days ago

Get her to Amanda Bynes doctor stat..... She has obviously jumped the shark....

FloridaJamie
Xtina's Love is Right From the Pages of 'The Notebook'
119 days ago

"His fondness for writing stories about attractive white romantic heterosexuals might have made him a lot of money"...

From what I have seen of your hatred for white heterosexuals, Simon, it seems to me that not only are you trapped in your "meat suit" (your term), but you are also trapped in a white body..... It must be absolutely miserable being a white male that wishes every second that you were a fat, black, female... Wait! You wish you were Madea!!!!!!

FloridaJamie
Some People Just Can't Live Without the Attention
119 days ago

I have to say she completely and totally exposed him for a liar by releasing this.... what a different story then what he put out to the public... once a liar and a cheat....... not sure why women fight over douche bag cheaters...

FloridaJamie
Nah, We Dunno What's Up With Dat Ass Either
119 days ago

I think it's the down-side to always having a make-up team and experts at photo manipulation and filtering at your beck and call. It's impossible to know what's real... not to mention that if she had ass-implants they definitely look like they might be sliding down the back of her legs... If you have heard the stories about how in the future there will not be actors, but that everything will be computer generated, this is kind of a half-way point where not much of what you see is real....

FloridaJamie
How Kourtney Got Her Groove Back
120 days ago

I was just going to say "You realize that's an advertisement, right?".. maybe they collect an additional marketing fee....

FloridaJamie
Stop Now, Miley Cyrus, And Go No Further
120 days ago

Miley Cyrus doesn't always behave professionally??? GASP!! Linda Perry should just be thankful that she didn't show up, do drugs, and pull her twat out during the song!

FloridaJamie
Or How About We Just Never Do This Again?
120 days ago

Who we should really be worried about is those disappointed babies... #dry-run

FloridaJamie
It's Time to Feel Sad Again about Amy Winehouse
120 days ago

I'm going with Tourettes because... hilarious..

FloridaJamie
Kirstie Alley Doesn't Want to Be a Cougar
120 days ago

LOL.. true. She is going to run out of companies to represent...

FloridaJamie
We're Loving This Not-So-Anonymous Sports Illustrated Booty
120 days ago

I'm curious to see how they painted her teeth back in...

FloridaJamie
We're Giving Jonathan Cheban Some Side Eye
120 days ago

The answer is pretty obvious... he's a tool that will do anything to get attention, just like the whore family he has attached himself to. If things start getting a little boring with the nice "guy" act, look for him to suddenly become a controversial asshole (either on his own, or when the producers say "let's shoot that one more time, but this time act like an ass")

FloridaJamie
We're Giving Jonathan Cheban Some Side Eye
120 days ago

lol.. perfect

FloridaJamie
And Things Just Went from Bad to Worse to Ugly
120 days ago

I think what he said is perfect, but both of these bitches can't stand being out of the spotlight for one minute, so I don't see this going away any time soon...

FloridaJamie
Kristen Stewart Was, Is, and Forever Will Be
121 days ago

I warned that bitch that her "side job" was going to get her fired...

FloridaJamie
We Need More Women Like Jennifer Lawrence in the World
121 days ago

That would require the liberals to donate THEIR OWN money (gasp)... They only know what's best to do with your money, and that other people obviously need/deserve it more than you do.

FloridaJamie
You Can't Win a Battle You're Not Equipped to Fight
121 days ago

How did that bitch get fired again? Damn, she can't keep a job for shit!

FloridaJamie
Words We Never Thought We'd Say: GET IT, SARAH PALIN
121 days ago

That bitch is slacking.. $66 an hour? I'm seen some bitches using this same scam make like $84 an hour...

FloridaJamie
Words We Never Thought We'd Say: GET IT, SARAH PALIN
121 days ago

There may be hope for you yet, Sarah Taylor!

FloridaJamie
Words We Never Thought We'd Say: GET IT, SARAH PALIN
121 days ago

You are getting your ass kicked by the best friend of the mom right below you... step up your scam game bitch!

FloridaJamie
Gloria Steinem: Black Women Matter (And Damn Right, They Do)
121 days ago

Let's be honest Simon, everything white, straight or conservative is terrible in your world....

FloridaJamie
If You Can't Slow Your Roll ... Nah, Just Slow Your Roll
122 days ago

It's awesome how you know who is right and wrong in their legal case and can shame a mother for fighting for her own children. Hopefully your fate, or that of anyone that you care about will never be placed in the hands of an international judge.

FloridaJamie
You a 'Pretty Little Liar,' Ashley Benson?
122 days ago

How did that dumb bitch get fired? I never trusted her... probably stole $88 an hour...

FloridaJamie
One Bikini Body to Rule Them All
122 days ago

I don't know why you don't just start your own chicks-with-dicks site, Simon, where everyone can shed their "Meat Prison" and you can gush over how amazing they are in every way.... It would be much better than constantly trying to cram this meat down our throats...

FloridaJamie
Boy, Thank Heavens Kim Had That Baby, Huh?
122 days ago

It's truly hilarious when they sit around having a chat like it's natural, when all of their lips are literally blown up to the point of popping... How do they keep from laughing at each other? I can't wait until someone's lips actually explode, like when you over-inflate a bike tire... that's the episode I will tune in for...

FloridaJamie
The Sense is All But Gone
122 days ago

Unfortunately, it appears that her Kylie Jenner lip-plumping kit was among the thousands on back order..... Whats a skank to do?

FloridaJamie
You a 'Pretty Little Liar,' Ashley Benson?
122 days ago

Are you sure it's not your roommate's step-aunts third-cousin making all the dough? Please be more specific with these relationships....

FloridaJamie
Jaden Smith is on a Whole Other Level -- And It's AMAZING
122 days ago

I'm so sorry that you hate your "meat prison" Simon... Jesus..

FloridaJamie
Jaden Smith is on a Whole Other Level -- And It's AMAZING
122 days ago

I'm "so surprised" that you are gushing over this Simon... Just put on your dress and stop cramming this shit (literally) down our throats. We get it, you want to be a woman.... just do it and go away.

FloridaJamie
What Ever Happened to Good Old-Fashioned Compassion?
123 days ago

It must be so difficult sometimes to pick which one of your favorite pieces of shit to villainize when they are both bottom of the barrel scum.... nice bedfellows you have chosen....

FloridaJamie
Lindsay Lohan: We Like Her Topless and Not Alone
123 days ago

I think it's Rob Kardashian...

FloridaJamie
The Transformation We Never Expected Has Begun ...
123 days ago

"Because in this video, they are screaming out for attention." Please Simon, tell me one time that this pathetic family HASN'T BEEN screaming out for attention.... Thank God for them they have you and your buddies to count on to give it to them constantly.

FloridaJamie
FOMO is Apparently a Rilly Rill Thing
128 days ago

These narcissistic fucks are all sitting around thinking what they can do to get admitted to the hospital so they can get some attention.

FloridaJamie
An Illustration in 'No, Jackass, Your Kid is Not an Accessory'
129 days ago

So by your vitriol should we assume that you find the clebrities that allow nannies to raise their kids more palatable?

FloridaJamie
Kaley Cuoco Simply Can't Get Any Better Than This
130 days ago

According to In Touch, Cuoco is solely to blame for the couple’s marriage ending because she supposedly leads a “double life” and is a “nightmare behind closed doors.” “She may seem like America’s sweetheart, but it’s actually quite the opposite. She’s hot-headed and argumentative.” The magazine’s source goes on to claim that while Cuoco’s “team is trying to make Ryan look like this druggie,” it’s her who really has a drinking problem. The tabloid’s “insider” adds, “Kaley would go out with her friends, without her wedding ring, and get wasted.”

The source further alleges Cuoco had a habit of “drinking two bottles of wine” while out partying, and would then “call Ryan for a ride home.” When the tennis pro would arrive to pick up the actress, claims the magazine, she would “lash out and curse at him,” because she’s reportedly “very moody and gets mad at everything.”

FloridaJamie
Kaley Cuoco Simply Can't Get Any Better Than This
130 days ago

Wonderful of you to brush aside her drinking and behavior since many sources report that her excessive and binge drinking is what caused her divorce... I guess that really does make her "extremely relatable" especially to anyone else that has caused a divorce by their drinking... I will echo Bob and say that these promo packages evidently come with an iron-clad guarantee that you will never find fault in anything they do...

FloridaJamie
Better Get This Girl Some Water, Because She is THIRSTY
130 days ago

But Iskra Lawrence's hideous ass is fine, neither her nor the Kardashians are at all "Thirsty"... What about Stodden? When she posts a pic like this, would that be "Thirsty"? I realize pointing this out is a huge waste of time and that it could be attached to every one of your posts....

FloridaJamie
Oh, GROSS
130 days ago

Sooo.. let me get this straight... Iskra Lawrence posts a picture of her huge pot-hole filled ass and you are literally gushing about how wonderful it is: ("what's more, thanks for the ass. Thanks for all of that")... But a picture of a bruised foot is greeted with "keep this grossness to herself". You just can't make this shit up....

FloridaJamie
The New Adventures of Old Miley (An Ode to Just Not Getting It)
130 days ago

I do, in fact, miss the hair-styles....

FloridaJamie
Iskra Lawrence's Ass is the Ass of '15
130 days ago

Sometimes it's best to use the filter........

FloridaJamie
Damn, Baby, What'd You Do to Your Hair?
130 days ago

LOL You're right! The head is too far to the right, doesn't match up with the neck...

FloridaJamie
Quotables: We Support You No Matter What, Girl
136 days ago

Breaking news, Kaley Cuoco and Courtney Stodden did something so amazing and adorable and Gwen Steffani is still thirsty for doing the same thing.... You really should write an article entitled "Here's how we decide who we like and worship, and here's how we decide who we hate and attempt to ruin"

FloridaJamie
Why So Defensive, Khloe?
136 days ago

For the love of God, who gives a fuck about a single vague tweet by Khloe? Seriously.. let's write four paragraphs about what this vague tweet might mean.. Gildorg is definitely on to something...

FloridaJamie
We'll Have a Very Merry Courtney, Thank You
136 days ago

You're so right.... Gwen Stafani looks so much more thirsty in her family pics yesterday that you hated on... I hope you realize that people read this because it's hilarious to watch you and your idiot friends in all of their hypocritical glory....

FloridaJamie
So France Has Body-Police Now
137 days ago

Where's the law sidelining all of these new fat-ass models? That's probably more of a health hazard than being thin....

FloridaJamie
Quotables: The Love of a Good Woman is Hard to Come By
137 days ago

Thanks for not bashing her.... giving up on marriage is difficult for some, especially if you've been brought up on biblical beliefs...

FloridaJamie
Sadly, Kylie Jenner Won 2015
137 days ago

Agree...... I challenge anyone to make it through a day without seeing something about them.....

FloridaJamie
Can't Say We Blame Her
137 days ago

They are simply and singularly famous for being in the public eye.. for exposing every aspect of their lives to the public in exchange for wealth and adoration (at least from Fishwrapper). It's a little hard to muster up any sympathy for her or any of them when they have notified the paparazzi of their every move for years and have directly and dramatically benefited from this attention.

FloridaJamie
Everything is Sexy and Nothing Hurts
137 days ago

She is absolutely on her way to becoming one of those cat ladies that don't know when to stop fucking with their face.... she went through a phase where she actually looked good.... but now she is starting to look bizarre and less attractive...

FloridaJamie
Why Yes, it Does Get More Pathetic and Contrived
137 days ago

Just love how when you decide you don't like someone you literally attack everything they do.. If these same pics were of Courtney Stodden and her pedophile husband you would be gushing all over about hoe adorable they were....

FloridaJamie
Quotables: Oh, What a Gift!
140 days ago

You don't have to be a medical expert to ascertain that she is morbidly obese. Obesity increases the risk of Heart disease and stroke, High blood pressure, Diabetes, Some cancers, Gallbladder disease and gallstones, Osteoarthritis, Gout, and Breathing problems, such as sleep apnea, and asthma. As much as you want to pretend that this is normal and healthy, you couldn't be more wrong.

FloridaJamie
Kim Zolciak Was Born This Way, You Guys
141 days ago

If I contort my legs just so, and spread my heels a little you can see light between my legs... Is this bitch so fucking shallow that this is somehow news? Pathetic.

FloridaJamie
No Part of This is Okay
141 days ago

If you are suggesting that people having consensual sex when they are drunk enough that they might not remember the event is rape... you better build a fuckload of prisons... OR are you thinking that blackout drunk means passed out... because it doesn't, but you never seem to let facts slow down your crazy train. It is extremely irresponsible for you to infer that James Kennedy is a rapist. Shame the fuck on you Simon.

FloridaJamie
Well, At Least We Know That Miley Gets It Honest
141 days ago

"He's super hot in a way that makes you feel bad about yourself?"

It's hilarious to watch a deviant write for a main-stream web-site and hate on anyone for not being just as deviant.. Chick with a Dick? You're amazing and brave! Morbidly obese, or pierced and tatted from head to toe? Where do you find the courage you hot and wonderful beings?! Might not want to abort your baby, or if you might even want to wait until marriage to have sex? YOU SCUM

FloridaJamie
The Family That Waist Trains Together Stays Ridiculous Together!
142 days ago

In retrospect I think that Khloe is trying not to shit her pants... those waist trainers literally squeeze the shit out of you...

FloridaJamie
Miley Cyrus No Feminist -- Not Even a Humanist
142 days ago

I hadn't realized she was an antiquer....

FloridaJamie
Miley Cyrus No Feminist -- Not Even a Humanist
142 days ago

He's going to shoot up a planned parenthood because he said Miley is a whore that looks like she would give it up for $20? That's some sound logic right there soul sister...

FloridaJamie
Damned if You're Ariana Grande, Damned if You Aren't
142 days ago

Sometimes I'm just so thankful to be a dude..... Jesus...

FloridaJamie
Today in "Jennifer Lawrence Tries Too Hard"
142 days ago

I'm really curious if you have some opportunities in Nigeria. I've heard that's where you can really score the big bucks...

FloridaJamie
Is A Little Discretion Really Too Much to Ask For?
142 days ago

Great point... they did...

FloridaJamie
The Family That Waist Trains Together Stays Ridiculous Together!
142 days ago

Always funny how you are "outraged" by a picture, and yet you republish it to reach even more dumb-asses that will buy it and follow the lead of these money grabbing whores..

FloridaJamie
The Most Bonkers Star Wars Rant We've Heard in a While
142 days ago

Once again, a perfect illustration of the pathetic society we have become where everyone is offended by everything... I have a funny feeling she would have also been offended if he had turned out to be black.. just because, society has become a pathetic bunch of pansies that do nothing but look around for things to be offended by....

FloridaJamie
Mariah Carey is a Vision of Love (and Hotness) These Days
143 days ago

You can just tell that it takes an entire makeup swat team several hours to get her looking halfway decent these days.... and all of these new pop-up ads are annoying as holy fuck.....

FloridaJamie
Shame on EVERYONE
143 days ago

I'm sure they are devastated that they don't have your blessing... too bad she didn't start fucking him when he was 15 and she was 50 like your favorite couple Doug and Courtney... you pathetic hypocrite

FloridaJamie
Is A Little Discretion Really Too Much to Ask For?
143 days ago

Am I missing something here? WTF is wrong with the second picture? It's a woman holding her child... You guys are the queens of lets find something to get offended by in every thing that happens (unless it's a chick with a dick.... they apparently can do no wrong)

FloridaJamie
Today in "Jennifer Lawrence Tries Too Hard"
143 days ago

To earn $19746 at $74 per hour you would have to work 266.84 hours.... that's more than a few.. I prefer my scams to be a little more profitable...

FloridaJamie
Holy ... Mother ... of PEARL
143 days ago

The one right above you makes $75 an hour... step up your scam game bitch!

FloridaJamie
How Sweet it is to Be Loved by Khloe Kardashian
143 days ago

One could view this another way.. as in stay THE FUCK AWAY from her.. obviously she's bad luck....

FloridaJamie
50 Cent Has the Grossest Standards for What Separates "Women" from "Girls"
143 days ago

"(actually very common) sex act"... something tells me that we should believe you on this one Simon.....

FloridaJamie
Childhood Fun is Apparently Controversial
143 days ago

"If there's a wrong way of looking at things, you folks will zero in on it and embrace it whole-heartedly."

Bob just perfectly described Fishwrapper....

FloridaJamie
Today in "Jennifer Lawrence Tries Too Hard"
143 days ago

I agree.. at first it was endearing when I think it was probably real.. now it's just part of the show to act like that... makes her less attractive.

FloridaJamie
Well, This is a Whole Lot Sadder Than Expected
144 days ago

"Maybe he realized that sexuality isn't so easily changed, or at least it shouldn't be" Seriously.. who are you to say that... I mean everyone knows you are 100% on the gay bandwagon.. so surely it would be a disappointment to you if someone that identified as gay decided they were straight. To the contrary, when someone who is straight decides they are gay it is apparently a cause for celebratory gushing.

FloridaJamie
Kendall is Living the Dream
144 days ago

Wonder where the "Riding an elephant is more offensive than killing a million babies" crowd on this one... surely it was not the cat's choice to pose for this....

FloridaJamie
Being A Terrible Garbage Monster Is Never The Answer
144 days ago

If you want to see lying, hateful bullies, please refer to any of your columns about Farrah Abraham, Leann Rimes, Bristol Palin, or your columns about anyone that does not love abortion, is not an atheist, does not think guns should be banned, and does not think that gay people and transgender people are the best thing in history. You will see hate in all of its glory....

FloridaJamie
Some Things Just Don't Need to Be Shared
144 days ago

I am so ashamed to be living in the culture of "Everything offends someone". We were really a pretty free country until we adopted the mantra of "everyone has the right not to be offended by anything"..... God help us...

FloridaJamie
Kurt Russell's Gun-Toting Fantasy Land Where Hockey Players Are Role Models
144 days ago

Kurt Russell vs. Simon Delott.. please mark me down in the "gun nuts for Kurt Russell" column.

FloridaJamie
We're So Disappointed Right Now
148 days ago

Unfortunately, Simon never lets a crazy think like the truth sway him from his agenda.....

FloridaJamie
We're So Disappointed Right Now
148 days ago

Brilliant.

FloridaJamie
Get Some Rest, Carrie Underwood, OK, Girl?
148 days ago

How did you come up with that story from this picture and comment? She says nothing about needing rest, let alone surgery or injectables?

FloridaJamie
Well of COURSE Bristol Palin Loves the Whole "Campus Carry" Idea
148 days ago

The irony here, Simon, is that you're the whack job that wants everyone to get in line with your liberal bullshit. Pretending that terrorism is not closely linked with radical Muslims is the dumbest thing you've said to date, and that's saying a lot... You are the epitome of what is present in the main stream media today... somebody with fringe/lunatic ideology that changes the story to make your point. "Assuming that she's talking about terrorists within the United States" You can't assume that, dumb-ass. She didn't say that and it COMPLETELY CHANGES the meaning of what she said..... but when you change it just to meet your own needs/agenda, it's almost akin to, I don't know, maybe doing a survey in a church to see how many people say they are Christians...

FloridaJamie
Your Lips Never Did Anything to You, Khloe Kardashian
148 days ago

Yes.. it's definitely the lip gloss... Jesus..

FloridaJamie
Oh, Shut Your Judgy Mouth, Candace Cameron (Bure)
149 days ago

Did she do that to her eyes on purpose? Is that a face tattoo? WTF happened to her? I'm pretty sure Candace, like the rest of us, would have no interest in attending that smoke filled freak show.

FloridaJamie
Will Smith's "Concussion" Film Will Save Lives, Okay?
149 days ago

"people who worked on the project (with a sadly very typical Hollywood male-to-female ratio)"

You admittedly don't watch football... almost certainly because you are re-watching season 1-12 of the Kardashian's bullshit lives... but if you were to catch a game or two, you would realize that 90% of the people that play, report, watch, take care of players injuries, etc... are MALE... Your idiocy is akin to complaining that the women's figure skating championships had too many women... (Although I'm pretty sure we could include YOU in that one).

FloridaJamie
The Cuteness Will Never, Ever End
149 days ago

Umm, I'm pretty sure Brad and Angelina are not reading the comments section on Fishwrapper... could be wrong though....

FloridaJamie
The Kardashians: The Gift That Keeps on Giving
150 days ago

Khloe was just thankful that her family was “actually able to be at the same table together"

Funny how a million dollars per episode will bring you to the table... Wonder how long they hung together together after the director said "cut"

FloridaJamie
Oh, What Time Can Do ...
150 days ago

Am I the only one that finds her totally unattractive? I mean I know this site has a hard on for her, but is the general consensus that she's beautiful? I just don't get it...

FloridaJamie
The Cuteness Will Never, Ever End
150 days ago

DaFUQ?

FloridaJamie
Douchey Is as Douchey Does
150 days ago

That's the first picture I've seen of him where he doesn't look like he just walked off the prison yard...

FloridaJamie
This Tan Mom is the Best Tan Mom
150 days ago

"she looks pretty great"

Good God, Sarah....

FloridaJamie
The Kardashians: The Gift That Keeps on Giving
150 days ago

Every time I think you can't possibly climb any farther up this family's ass, you surprise me again Emily.

FloridaJamie
If You Can't Laugh at Yourself (Or Your Family), at Whom Can You Laugh?
151 days ago

Not only that it actually happened, but that sites like this report it with glee.... What the hell has happened to society?

FloridaJamie
Oh, You Know How Family Is ...
155 days ago

I swear I'm not being sarcastic when I say that you really should just make this site about the Kardashians... You are 80% there. It's 3 or 4 stories about them, then one about something else, then 3 or four more about them. Just pull the trigger and do it....

FloridaJamie
Anything You Want to Tell Us, Kris Jenner?
156 days ago

I really think a family photo of these "ladies" with their spouses/boyfriends would be visually hilarious... might just expose a pattern...

FloridaJamie
Quotables: What More Can You Say, Really?
156 days ago

I believe Kim Zolciak only has the bronze promo package...

FloridaJamie
The Chip on That Shoulder's Turning Into a Whole Bag
156 days ago

Agree-I've never watched a comedy and laughed less.. I always wonder if there are really people laughing at it because I find it horrible. I do remember laughing at it when I was young, but now I just find it terrible.

FloridaJamie
Loose Lips Sink Ships, And Surely So Would These
156 days ago

I just remembered an article where Kimmy said she sleeps in make-up.. maybe that's why!

FloridaJamie
Here, Just in Case You Forgot About Gwen Stefani for One Single Second ...
156 days ago

Wondering if the "no really" meant that Access Hollywood is somehow inferior to Fishwrapper? lololol

FloridaJamie
The Chip on That Shoulder's Turning Into a Whole Bag
156 days ago

And why do we call them "songs".... they are talking for fucks sake... call them shitty poems or something...

FloridaJamie
Loose Lips Sink Ships, And Surely So Would These
156 days ago

This could really be a study in the "Reality" of these people. She obviously has layers and layers of makeup packed on over the surgeries, plumping, etc., but even after all of that, without the additional benefit from filters and computer manipulation, you get a brief glimpse into "semi-reality". Seeing a picture of them and waking up next to them would be very different experiences.

FloridaJamie
The Proof's in The Pudding (Or The Nose, Whichever)
156 days ago

The bridge of the nose simply does not go from arching one way to the complete opposite over time... forget about the tip of the nose, the bridge of her nose is completely different in the two photos... Excellent nose job, but a nose job none-the-less.

FloridaJamie
Oh Man, Kim Kardashian's Gonna Be So Disappointed in Kylie
156 days ago

Slow celebrity news day, or just fulfilling the daily contractual quota for the band of skanks?

FloridaJamie
Paris Hilton Can't Stop, Won't Stop -- And Thank Goodness for That
156 days ago

looks better in that second pic then all of the regulars that you gush over daily.

FloridaJamie
The Bigger the Ass, the Bigger the Ass ...
157 days ago

No more fame begging than Stodden... not sure why she gets a pass on everything...

FloridaJamie
Now The Woman of The Year Has The Hair to Match!
157 days ago

By suck on that are you referring to her dick?

FloridaJamie
The Beauty Will Never, Ever End
157 days ago

dat baby lookin like white

FloridaJamie
Gwen Stefani Sure is Good at Milking It, Yeah?
157 days ago

I'm always embarrassed for judges on these singing competitions when they cannot sing as well as the people they are judging. That goes for the whole panel on The Voice. Pharrell should stick to producing and stealing other peoples songs... it's almost embarrassing when he gets up there and sings.. Adam sounds so much worse live than when they can manipulate his voice in the studio.... and while I have heard Gwen sing well before it sure isn't on this annoying song..

FloridaJamie
It Was Only a Matter of Time ...
157 days ago

Waiting for the first group to be offended by the wheelchair pic in 3....2....1....

FloridaJamie
Kim Zolciak's Daughter is Slowly Turning Into Lindsay Lohan
158 days ago

just so hilarious how you chose Lohan vs. the Kardashian/Jenner skanks for comparison... no agenda here though....

FloridaJamie
If It's Not Nailed Down, Kim K's Gonna Eat It
158 days ago

If only she would eat the rest of the Kardashians and yeesus... then we would have a great story....

FloridaJamie
Sometimes Christmas Comes Early
158 days ago

umm that baby be looking white... wtf

FloridaJamie
Finally, a Bareback Nude ... But It's NOT Kendall (Sadface)
158 days ago

She looks a bit anorexic..... those hip bones...

FloridaJamie
Stop With the Planned Pregnancy Nonsense
158 days ago

Bob, that is your best post ever. Perfect.... would just like to add that in late term abortions, viable babies are literally murdered, not talking about little blobs of stuff, but babies that could live if they took them out at that very moment... Instead, they kill them while still inside the mother to avoid being charged with murder. If they took the baby out of the mother (at that same moment) and did the exact same thing, they would be charged with murder. Take any religion out of it.. is this what kind of society we want to be? Certainly some of the pro-abortion crowd can understand that this is wrong...

FloridaJamie
Johnny Depp is Officially the Dumbest Man Alive
165 days ago

I love how the article gushes about how gorgeous she is, but at the bottom is a link entitled "more women with "bad" teeth"... What are you really saying Sarah?? :)

FloridaJamie
It Just Doesn't Get Any Cuter Than This
165 days ago

Somehow after hearing about Tom Cruise freaking out about being handed a chipped mug because he is an actor and needs to protect his face, I have to wonder if a dog biting your face (even playfully) is the smartest thing to do when your face is your money maker...

FloridaJamie
It's Time to Feel So Very Sad for Sinead O'Connor
165 days ago

Dear Ricky,

After reading your post I have put the gun down... I'm no longer suicidal. I've also decided to grow out my hair. It's all because of you. If you want to communicate with me just comment on anything on Fishwrapper. I read all of the comments daily.

Sinead

P.S. Stay tuned to fishwrapper where I have a big announcement coming soon about an album I'm working on made up entirely of me reading poems in my Donald Duck voice.

FloridaJamie
It's Nice to See That Some Things Never Change
165 days ago

Anyone know when Kfeds next album drops? Want to make sure I'm in line early...

FloridaJamie
Quotables: Home Truths, Courtesy of Adele
165 days ago

Sometimes plumpies are just better singers #Science

FloridaJamie
Everybody Deserves This Kind of Break Once in Awhile, Right?
165 days ago

What exactly is it that she might need a break from... I'm a bit confused....

FloridaJamie
Kylie Jenner Sure Dodged A Bullet with This One
165 days ago

I think this is the first post I've ever seen where not one single word was spelled correctly. Well done!

FloridaJamie
It's Time to Feel So Very Sad for Sinead O'Connor
165 days ago

Says the guy with the devil name....

FloridaJamie
Coco Continues to Be The Cutest Pregnant Lady Ever
168 days ago

I think her ass is carrying twins.....

FloridaJamie
Not Pregnant -- Not Fat, Either
168 days ago

"In the other case it's just allowing one's personal distaste for someone to color everything one writes about them to the point of obsession. Which is okay, because that's the way this place does things"

Well said Bob... should be their mission statement.

FloridaJamie
Rose McGowan Is Stupid Hot, Even While Shaving Her Head
168 days ago

Somehow not surprised that you love the lesbian hair-cut.

FloridaJamie
Not Pregnant -- Not Fat, Either
168 days ago

I bet the baby is kicking her hand while she tries to button those jeans....

FloridaJamie
Please, No, Stop
169 days ago

"It's not like we go out of our way to try to give LeAnn Rimes a hard time"

hahahahahahaha wait.... hahahahahahahaha I can't stop hahahahahaha

FloridaJamie
A Little Less Sadness, A Little More Good Health, Please
170 days ago

She will be at the club tonight just like her skank mom was when she last cancelled an appearance due to "unspecified illness"...

FloridaJamie
There's So Much Wrong in One Short Video
170 days ago

The guy above you is making more dude... better step up your scam game....

FloridaJamie
Leave It to Cleavage
170 days ago

"We could look at this as just another selfie, but this is actually pretty important" Do you ever read the stupid shit you write? This particular selfie (that just happens to look like 10 million others that she posts) is SO IMPORTANT!!!

FloridaJamie
Tina Fey Is Making All Your Dreams Come True (Or At Least The Girl-on-Girl Ones)
170 days ago

It truly seems to be your number one wish that everyone was a lesbian or transgendered... why do you think that is? (wink wink)

FloridaJamie
Beauty Comes in Many Forms (But Apparently in Just One Dress)
171 days ago

I'd probably have to go to the one without a cock.

FloridaJamie
Some Heroes Were Married to Trash
171 days ago

Good point Isaac.. I'm nominating you for every award ever given to dolphins, best walking, best talking, best at reading and writing, certainly most courageous to venture out of the water.... makes just as much sense....

FloridaJamie
Kate Hudson: Busy in Real Life, Busier in People's Imaginations
171 days ago

If you three were to seriously look at the women you worship compared to the ones you don't it would tell you so much about yourself. Is there anyone that you are "comfortable with" that isn't a whore, lesbian, or cross-dresser? I can't think of any (maybe Taylor Swift... not sure how she gets a pass)

FloridaJamie
Never Underestimate The Importance of Being Kind to Yourself
172 days ago

You forgot to put a link to where you can buy this waist trainer... isn't that part of your contract?

FloridaJamie
Who Is This Woman And What Has She Done with Beyonce?!
172 days ago

Apparently she has acquired the same strain of Vitiligo that Michael Jackson had... lmao

FloridaJamie
Khloe Prays for Paris, Not Book Sales
172 days ago

Nice how in this "article" you make the book a link to help promote it.... so sorry about the deaths and all, but if you still want the book you can find the link at FW

FloridaJamie
Quotables: Khloe Kardashian Is The Best Again (And Again And Again And ...)
172 days ago

We can only hope that some day science will progress to the point that all three of you can be re-birthed through Khloe's vagina.

FloridaJamie
Caitlyn Jenner's Got That Fiyah
175 days ago

The next thing you know we will be having "Which woman has the biggest cock" competitions...

FloridaJamie
Kendall Jenner is Our Angel, Too
175 days ago

They are all just gushing because someone in the clan has an actual job.

FloridaJamie
Amber Rose Offers the Oldest Advice in the World
175 days ago

I can only imagine what you would have written if the exact same words had been spoken by Farrah Abraham.. something tells me your opinion might be just a bit different.....

FloridaJamie
All Hail Kween Kris!
175 days ago

No matter how many times you write it or how many different ways you try to sell it, 99% of the public do not see these people as hard working or wonderful. I also do not think you can criticize someone for calling someone that has an actual penis "him" simply because he puts on a dress and for some creepy reason you want him so bad to be a "her".

FloridaJamie
Thanks for Trying, Farrah Abraham, But Also Please Stop
177 days ago

Good logic.. being dead is far better than having a mom that does those things.... too bad your mom didn't feel like you do....

FloridaJamie
Oh How the Mighty Have Fallen
178 days ago

Just perhaps , the slime-ball photographer from TMZ actually did startle her when he jumped out from behind a bush....

FloridaJamie
Relationships Are Never Simple
178 days ago

All of a sudden it looks like all the surgery is catching up with these hags. Seriously look at her face... this is after being professionally made up for hours... she looks like a man that has been in a fight.... plus her tits are in two different zip codes...

FloridaJamie
Thanks for Trying, Farrah Abraham, But Also Please Stop
178 days ago

Maybe your dream will come true and instead they will kill the baby with a sharp instrument and suck it out with a vacuum. Surely that will be a better option then letting the baby be born and raised by someone you hate.

FloridaJamie
So, It's Come to This: Jeb vs Baby Hitler
178 days ago

YES of course we want to hear how all of the republican candidates answer these ridiculous questions... I've got one...what if baby Hitler was about to make a big bet in fantasy football? How about a story about how one sided the media is in picking questions for the different parties? The real story is how they can sit there with a straight face and ask a potential president these idiotic fucking questions... embarrassing what passes as journalism these days.....all around...

FloridaJamie
When You Step in Poop, You Get Goop(y)
179 days ago

God forbid someone dates blondes after their breakup... no wonder you hate him....

FloridaJamie
Quotables: Adam Levine Found A Brand New Way to Be Obnoxious
179 days ago

Hilarious how you attack anyone that you don't like no matter what they say... only you could be critical of someone saying that they have really enjoyed getting to know a new friend... imagine if this was coming from Bruce Jenner about a new tranny friend... you would describe it as the most wonderful thing ever.... and that he is a hero for having a friend....

FloridaJamie
Quotables: Life Sure is Funny That Way Sometimes, Isn't It?
179 days ago

The true grasping at straws seems to be how you can come up with yet another "story" about the Kardashians every 15 minutes....

FloridaJamie
Just Because Coco Doesn't Have to Defend Her Itty-Bitty Baby Bump Doesn't Mean We All Can't Be Jealous
179 days ago

It's funny how things have changed... a few years ago anyone with a huge ass like hers would never be described as someone in "great shape"...

FloridaJamie
Behold, the Groundbreaking Gabourey Sidibe
179 days ago

Wondering who rolled her in the flour first....

FloridaJamie
Kim Zolciak Will Make You Cry
182 days ago

She makes me cry because her eyes point in two different directions....

FloridaJamie
Them's Some Fightin' Words
182 days ago

Can't we all just put a dick in our mouth?

FloridaJamie
Disgusting Behavior Deserves Disgusting Consequences
182 days ago

I knew he was trouble when I heard he ate "Veggie Subs"... freak..

FloridaJamie
Quotables: Jennifer Lopez's Booty Has Shaken the Sense Right Out of Her
182 days ago

If we're being honest we really don't know what the floor or the wall were thinking when she was humping them. Maybe they were hoping for a relationship which could possibly make it less raunchy..... just a thought...

FloridaJamie
John Travolta Can't Be All Bad, Right?
182 days ago

I didn't realize until I saw this article that John Travolta had died. Why am I always the last to find out?

FloridaJamie
Brandi Glanville Needs You to Let Her Live
182 days ago

Maybe someone should have told her that she had her dress on backwards.

FloridaJamie
Khloe Exposes All ... Of Her Fitness Secrets
182 days ago

While there might not be a "magic pill", there sure are surgical procedures that have made these transformations easier. Bruce's tits sure didn't grow from bench pressing and diet...

FloridaJamie
You Don't Have to Be Lonely ... When Kendall Posts Nipple Pics
182 days ago

After reading the headline I read the story about ten times wondering how it was going to make me less lonely.... Nope... still didn't work.. and she should probably have that big red "X" looked at.

FloridaJamie
This is What Class Looks Like
182 days ago

She looks just like Violet Beauregard from Willy Wonka.....

FloridaJamie
Quotables: Khloe's the Hot One, the Selfless One, the Smart One, and Now the Strong One, Too
183 days ago

I know this doesn't match up with your agenda in promoting Khloe as the best person in the world..... which is probably why it hasn't been mentioned:

Lamar Odom Kicks Khloe Kardashian Out Of His Hospital Room

A source alleged that the 31-year-old (Khloe) kept 35-year-old Lamar’s children from visiting him in hospital, despite reports that she actually paid for his family to fly over to see him.

The source added that Lamar’s friends and family had ‘turned him against Khloe’, claiming she tipped off the paparazzi to show the Kardashians visiting him at the hospital.

His inner circle have also apparently told him that Khloe has taken credit for his recovery.

Khloe allegedly made members of his family sign confidentiality waivers before seeing him, with his cousin Sherae Clark-Williams apparently writing on Facebook: “I’m supposed to sign a waiver not to talk about North West, a child I have no interest in What so ever.”

http://news.yahoo.com/lamar-odom-kicks-khloe-kardashian-o...

FloridaJamie
Rebel Wilson ... Could You Not?
183 days ago

I'm super jealous and I'm gonna get some easy laughs with some cheap shots to cover up my bitterness." Yeah Simon... you nailed it... a very successful A-list actress is just oozing with jealousy over the Kardashians...

FloridaJamie
Hope You Love a Good Cry, Because Rob Kardashian's Got You Covered
184 days ago

You must be a miserable person too! lol

FloridaJamie
Hope You Love a Good Cry, Because Rob Kardashian's Got You Covered
184 days ago

I’m actually not a miserable person at all. I just happen to disagree with most of the politics on your site and the hero worship of people that have done absolutely nothing to garner this status, while you cut others down simply because of their beliefs. Looking at the Kardashians, who are famous because their father helped OJ Simpson get away with murdering his wife’s supposed best friend, and then their daughter made a sex tape. They have proceeded to mutilate their bodies through any and every artificial method available, but just today you referred to one of them as a “Role Model” , and yet someone who promoted something like waiting for marriage to have sex is relentlessly attacked and belittled by you and your cohorts.. Anyone who dares to say that abortion is not a lovely and wonderful thing is instantly treated as the devil. Let’s talk about this post for a moment, which was promoted on TMZ as “Rob Kardashian looks so so GOOD HERE, DAMN!” Yet when you actually look at the “story” it’s a picture of his back that “may or may not be recent”. When you are deliberately attempting to trick people into viewing an article that, you have to admit, is a huge waste of time unless someone has a “back fetish” , you have to be prepared for some sort of backlash……

FloridaJamie
It's Time to Cry About Robin Williams Again
184 days ago

If this is true, it doesn't get much worse than Lewy body dementia.....

FloridaJamie
Forget "Woman of The Year," Caitlyn Jenner is the Woman of the Century
184 days ago

I can see the headline now... "WOMAN OF THE YEAR ALSO WINS BIGGEST COCK CONTEST"

FloridaJamie
Ariana Grande Took Some Dude to The Cleaners
184 days ago

Just curious if your anti negativity philosophy against women includes the the people that you body-shame on your site every day? (Abraham et al)

FloridaJamie
Hope You Love a Good Cry, Because Rob Kardashian's Got You Covered
184 days ago

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!! MIGHT THAT BE A RECENT PICTURE OF HIS BACK?!?!?! Jesus Christ Emily.... I'm sure the AP is going to run with this story any second.

FloridaJamie
Bodies Are Weird: Part 12,451,096
184 days ago

"We have all been endless fascinated" first of all, nice grammar... secondly, I'm pretty sure that nobody is quite as "endless fascinated" as you.

FloridaJamie
Quotables: This Couldn't Possibly Get Any More Intense ...
185 days ago

Is it just me or would anyone else not be surprised if she suddenly had a deadly "accident"?

FloridaJamie
B--ch Better Have My Outtakes
185 days ago

Must say it is so refreshing to make it through the entire first page without a mention of the Kardashians.... hallelujah

FloridaJamie
The Duggars Still Have Not Gained the Ability to Get It Together
185 days ago

What you wrote is seriously just so stupid..... you are criticizing her for eating fucking pineapple..... You are one of the worst haters on the internet towards anyone that doesn't support your gay/lesbian leftist agenda. Are you really going to attack this girl (who is just about to have a baby) for eating pineapple just because you hate her politics? Just for shits and giggles, how would the story go if it was Courtney Stodden with the pineapple?

FloridaJamie
Forget "Woman of The Year," Caitlyn Jenner is the Woman of the Century
185 days ago

Woman of the century! This means he was women of the year when he wasn't even cross-dressing!!!!

FloridaJamie
Courtney Stodden Won Halloween (And Everything Else, Too)
186 days ago

You're right... those are some huge man hands.... maybe there is a hidden reason why they love her so much around here....

FloridaJamie
Courtney Stodden Won Halloween (And Everything Else, Too)
186 days ago

You are literally so far up her ass that all I can see is the bottom of your feet.

FloridaJamie
Surprise! Bristol Palin is Still Awful
189 days ago

There are truly two issues here. What the cops do sometimes is fucked up and wrong. Most can agree on that. The OTHER issue that nobody wants to talk about is that in every case there is a responsibility to behave in a certain manner if you don't want to get mis-treated by the cops... Micheal Brown was trash... robbed a store right before he was killed... attacked a cop and ended up dead..... but NOBODY wants to ever talk about the behaviors that put you in a situation to get mistreated. No matter how you want to spin it, every single person that has been killed or mistreated was breaking the law.... don't want to get mis-treated? Don't break the law. In spite of what the activists would like you to believe the cops aren't simply walking up to people and mis-treating them.

Chris Rock said it best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8

FloridaJamie
Kylie Just Wants To Inspire
189 days ago

She's evidently inspired you fucks to write a story about her every five minutes.

FloridaJamie
Kendall Jenner Shows Us a Bendy, High-Contrast Future
189 days ago

We need to find the bag-man.

FloridaJamie
Enough Is Enough, But We Passed "Enough" AGES Ago
189 days ago

We can only pray that someday you will find your "enough" with the Kardashians.

FloridaJamie
Some Girls Have All the ... Abilities to Make Themselves Look as Good as Possible Using Any Possible Means
191 days ago

So what's so great here is that after the tons of cosmetic procedures and pounds of makeup this is somehow supposed to be a natural pic because she didn't manipulate the way she looks even more after she took the picture? Wow.... she's so brave... it's almost like we are seeing her naked....

FloridaJamie
Proof That Maturity and Kindness Are SO HOT
192 days ago

OMG we are so lucky! Another has-been basketball player that also banged Khloe made a barely positive statement about Lamar! This is truly my fucking lucky day! Is it just me or did we all just win the lottery?

FloridaJamie
People Should Be Ashamed of Themselves
192 days ago

Could be (we can only pray) that people are finally getting sick of having this trash rammed down our throats.... Your site, primarily, has a fucking obsession with Kylie Jenner... An absolute low-hanging fruit mentality... let's just re-post everything the Kardashians do... it's so much easier than having to get real celebrity news, or post ANYTHING original...

FloridaJamie
Some People Should Just Know Better
193 days ago

fucks famous black men

FloridaJamie
It's Always the Children Who Suffer ...
193 days ago

Wouldn't it be awesome if they could literally stab a fetus and suck it out with a vacuum in front of all the children? And then for an encore they could cut off some warp-minded cross dresser's dick... God forbid that parents have anything to say about it (oh wait.. forgot you hate God)

FloridaJamie
Love It or Leave It: Khloe Kardashian's Having All Sorts of New Beginnings Lately
193 days ago

If we are being perfectly honest, she really does have the cutest baby Hitler.

FloridaJamie
Love It or Leave It: Khloe Kardashian's Having All Sorts of New Beginnings Lately
193 days ago

My "Husband" is almost dying from doing too many drugs and fucking whores. Perfect time to post a selfie about my new hair-do!

FloridaJamie
Kylie's Hourglass Flattered Like Never Before
193 days ago

"Full disclosure: if we hadn't seen this dress on Kylie Jenner, we would probably have dismissed it at first glance" but then you realized you are paid to promote the Kardashians so you better do a 180. Wonder what the article would have said if it was the exact same picture but Farrah Abraham was the one wearing it?

FloridaJamie
Don't "Waist" Your Money
193 days ago

Serious question for FW- you love to attack these kind of things as horrible, and yet, you NEVER blur out the name of the company being promoted... certainly would make it seem like while you are trashing them on one hand, that there must be a secondary gain in it for you.....

FloridaJamie
Some People Should Just Know Better
193 days ago

It's absolutely amazing the people that are idolized today..... what the hell has happened to this country?

FloridaJamie
Dr. Phil is Right ... Mostly
196 days ago

"But, like, the "now is not the time" bit has us a little concerned".. so what you're saying is that they should NEVER discuss his choices? More brilliant insight....

FloridaJamie
This is a Cause for Concern if Ever There Was One
196 days ago

She looks more like Micheal every day.... bahahahahahahahahaha

FloridaJamie
Sadly, Some Women Still See Themselves as Property
196 days ago

Simon, you have just re-set the bar for stupidity. It's apparently appalling to you that some dads don't want their 13 year old daughters having sex....... Is this an act or are you really this fucking stupid?

FloridaJamie
There's Nothing Wrong With Henry Cavill Dating a 19-Year-Old
197 days ago

Funny how you're opinion changes so dramatically on this subject. Are you saying you wouldn't have written 10,000 articles about your disgust with Tyga if they were in the UK?

FloridaJamie
Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom: Most Romantic Hollywood Story Ever?
197 days ago

Nothing quite says romance like fucking numerous whores in a brothel while frying your organs with drugs intended to keep your dick hard so that you can fuck more whores.... This is right up there with The Notebook.

FloridaJamie
Expect Nothing But Perfection from America's First Family
205 days ago

Ok let me get this straight... you had fake outrage a week ago when they were labeled as America's first family, but they cut themselves up, paint themselves up and show up at a function looking "Gorgeous" and now you agree with it? You and your hard on for the Kardashians get more stupid every day.

FloridaJamie
Dan Courtney, Your Pineapples
205 days ago

Everything fake and yet she still finds a way to look ugly... She can still be thankful for your unwavering lust, however...

FloridaJamie
Things We Just Don't Buy: Kylie Jenner's Lips, and the Things That Come From Between Them
205 days ago

We get at least ten updates a day on what she currently looks like so it's a little hard to muster up any surprise. I certainly hope she is at least blowing all of you....

FloridaJamie
Some Desperate Country Stars Never Learn
206 days ago

This is so fucking dumb. She could have literally had open heart surgery 12 hours earlier and tried on some fucking wings...... your agenda knows no bounds.

FloridaJamie
There's No Suffering That Can't Be a Kardashian Promo
206 days ago

You seriously need to rename this site. Every fucking story is about the Kardashians.... Please tell us what they pay you for this....

FloridaJamie
Kelsey Grammer Begs For Attention
207 days ago

You package abortion so beautifully: "the normal, safe, legal medical procedure of abortion" I'm pretty sure getting sucked into a vacuum is quite a nightmare for the one being killed....

FloridaJamie
Apparently These "Nudes" Were Too Shocking
207 days ago

Trust me... that pic is not turning anyone to adultery.

FloridaJamie
Maybe a Little More Transparency Next Time, Though, Huh?
210 days ago

I'm not a betting man but if I was I'd throw down a few bucks that Joey Fatone took a cock or two back in the day.

FloridaJamie
Scientology's Worst Nightmare: 'Going Clear' Should Probably Win an Oscar
210 days ago

Me thinks that someone is about to have a mysterious "accident"... He's obviously pissed off the alien Gods.

FloridaJamie
Quotables: Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
210 days ago

So embarrassing, in fact, that the fame whore brought it up for the entire world to hear about (again). On a side note, not sure how this "becoming a woman" thing works exactly but if he's "always know he's been a female" shouldn't she refer to him even when he was dick flogging her in a bathroom as Caitlyn? I mean he knew then so isn't it disrespectful? LOL

FloridaJamie
Quotables: It's Time to Accept Kanye West for the Sweetheart He Is
211 days ago

I agree... there is definitely something hiding under someone's skirt.

FloridaJamie
Khloe is Obsessed and So Are We
211 days ago

Wondering shy Khloe didn't just stay fat if she's so obsessed with it.

FloridaJamie
We're Surely All Pretty Sick of Wendy Williams By Now, Yes?
212 days ago

OMG.. one of your most hated saying something bad about your #1 love?? I don't know how you're making it through the day....

FloridaJamie
Bristol Palin's Got Us Wailin'
212 days ago

Exactly what did she say that is "the worst"? The only part that is even worth commenting about is your RE-POST of her pregnancy announcement that has NOTHING to do with the post you are saying is the worst. So the part that you are claiming is the absolute worst is: "Bristol said that she's seven months pregnant now, but still the best time with my boys". And she's doing fucking duck-face... like ten million other girls do in selfies... You are just to much with your attacks on people you don't like (conservatives). Shame on you for your hate talk that you are supposedly so against.

FloridaJamie
Doctors Agree: Please Don't Turn Yourselves Into Kardashians
212 days ago

Classic case of do as I say, not as I do... these doctors have created the Kardashians with every procedure available... seriously see if you can even identify Kylie an a pic that is even two years old... Now saying accept what you have? LOL The Kardashians are the exact and complete opposite of "accept what you have"... plus the big ass thing did not start with them. It has been a black culture thing for many years.. black guys like big asses.... no secret there. Sadly it has crossed into all cultures now and it appears to be what is desirable to most now.... sadly, the Kardishians simply contributed to it by making their asses big to be hot for all of the black dudes they fuck.

FloridaJamie
Demi Lovato is Basically a Superhero, Right?
212 days ago

In spite of her mental illness and issued with addiction, she is one of the very few celebrities that seem normal and balanced. I think that she has put a tremendous amount of work into getting to this point and she should be applauded.

FloridaJamie
It'd Make Sense That Lena Dunham Has 9-Year-Olds on Her IG Page ... She's Got the Mentality of One
212 days ago

Kind of a change in views from your last post when she posted an ugly ass picture and cried foul..... maybe you're learning...

FloridaJamie
We Heart Courtney Stodden, the Lion Queen
213 days ago

"Would you believe that we don't have anything mean to say about Courtney's operatic rendition of this "Lion King" song?" would we believe? She could have farted her rendition and you would still jizz all over yourself... Let's not forget she has the lifetime promo package.... paid in full

FloridaJamie
John Mayer Sees Something the Rest of Us Just Don't
213 days ago

You would probably be so thrilled with his tweets if he was gushing about the talents of the Kardashians or Courtney Stodden... wait.....

FloridaJamie
Kylie, Kylie, Kylie ...
213 days ago

Did you really say "the part of the internet that follows Kylie's every move obsessively, like the questionable folks who hang out on her social channels all day long" That should be your websites tagline! Nobody on the internet does more to promote this fucked up family than YOU. You ARE the questionable folks.

FloridaJamie
It's Time to Stop Slut-Shaming Amber Rose
214 days ago

She had no idea what she was going in the closet for at FOURTEEN? LMAO okay... maybe at 4 or 6, but trust me... while maybe most haven't done it, everyone knows about dick sucking by 14.. I mean your hero Courtney Stodden was almost married to your other hero, her pedophile husband by 14....

FloridaJamie
It's Time to Stop Slut-Shaming Amber Rose
214 days ago

Unfortunately 90% of the "celebrities" reported on here and elsewhere these days have ZERO talent. This woman, the Kardashians, Courtney Stodden, etc..... ZERO talent. How pathetic that we worship people simply because they somehow became famous.

FloridaJamie
Kendall Jenner Still Amazing, Now With Camel Toe
214 days ago

Especially not for, you know, having normal human anatomy, unlike her new mommy's cock.

FloridaJamie
We Feel Your Pain, Caitlyn
214 days ago

Being a woman would be so much easier if it weren't for, you know.. that pesky penis....

FloridaJamie
Secrets, Secrets ...
214 days ago

Next agenda item for the LGBTP(pedophiles) group is apparently clothing.. lmao

FloridaJamie
Vulnerability is Key for Amber Rose
214 days ago

There's nothing degrading about being a stripper? Y'all are just fucking insane.

FloridaJamie
Tori Spelling and the Weirdest Gimmick Yet
214 days ago

You must have failed a lie detector test or two Simon. Lie detector tests are widely accepted as accurate, but for something to be admissible in court any margin of error is too significant to overlook when convicting someone of a crime. To compare its accuracy to a Ouija board, however, is ridiculous... Your secret is safe with me, bud...

FloridaJamie
Quotables: Oh, Good Grief ...
214 days ago

They are clearly your choice for America's first family, so why the fake outrage? At least admit and own your obsession. At least every other story on her is about these twats.

FloridaJamie
Amy Schumer Couldn't Get Any More Wonderful If She Tried
219 days ago

I agree with you about Amy Schumer and it frightens me.

FloridaJamie
Quotables: No, Stop, Don't
219 days ago

This clearly illustrates what anyone with any intelligence has known for quite some time. She is fucking stupid. She is almost too dumb to talk... It's astounding how long you can milk a sex tape with a famous rapper if you have enough money for enough surgeries.... This clearly illustrates what's wrong with this world when not only are we obsessed with idol worship, but the masses worship people for no other reason than that the fact that they are famous.

FloridaJamie
A Desperate Plea for Paris Jackson to Stop the Madness
220 days ago

This girl needs to go on Maury Povich so we can find out the father.

FloridaJamie
Caitlyn Jenner is Not a Cow, So Please Stop Milking Her
220 days ago

I, for one, can't wait for the full transition, when Bruce also starts dating black men.... It will make all of this worth it...

FloridaJamie
4 Reasons "No Makeup" is Best
220 days ago

Reason number 5- Fishwrapper will gush all over your make-up free pic.

FloridaJamie
Stars Without Makeup: When One Gorgeous Kardashian Isn't Enough ...
220 days ago

I think I have maybe figured it out.... if you post an obese picture, or post a picture where it looks like you have no make-up on (No matter how hideous).. expect only the highest of praise from FW (unless you're a conservative then they will mercilessly tear you to shreds, right above a story that condemns hate speech)

FloridaJamie
Kim Kardashian's Maternity Conundrum
220 days ago

Ummmm.. have you seen her husband's "collection"? There's definitely a taste gene or two missing.....

FloridaJamie
Quotables: No Body Deserves This
220 days ago

Absolutely spot on. What was she expecting?

FloridaJamie
Hateful Commenters Are the Worst
220 days ago

I would describe what you do to any celebrity that does not subscribe to your leftist views as hateful comment. The real comments on here are literally the balance to your hate. Pot... meet kettle....

FloridaJamie
No More, Bristol Palin. No More.
220 days ago

The next letter is going to b "P" for pedophiles.... just wait....

FloridaJamie
Quotables: From Lord Disick to King Douche in One Fell Swoop
221 days ago

He just now crossed the line to douchiness? LOL

FloridaJamie
Kris Jenner Experiences Guilt, Other Human Emotions
221 days ago

What's so pathetic is that her husband HELPED HIM GET AWAY WITH IT! Where's the guilt about your family helping O.J. get away with chopping off your best friend's head??? Jesus.

FloridaJamie
Quotables: Three Hasbeens Don't Make an Are
224 days ago

You need to catch the fuck up... the other spammers using their laptop are making way more than your bullshit $6549.... I will go with the spamming fuckwad on the previous post that is promising over 20k

FloridaJamie
We Are Not Emotionally Prepared to Like Ariana Grande
224 days ago

Translation to anyone new to FW... any statments supporting the lefties and/or LGBT(Soon to include "P" for pedophiles) is immediately reported as "Wisdom"

FloridaJamie
And People Wonder Why Society is So Damn Dumb These Days
224 days ago

Congrats on three fucking Kardashian stories in a row (Actually one was an ad)... please change the name of the site and be done with it....

FloridaJamie
Hope: Hold On, Pain Ends
226 days ago

I swear I don't know what you are saying in the story? Whoever that is a picture of is stunning... and doesn't need to grow into anything.... but you can't even figure out who that is a picture of based on your story.

FloridaJamie
Natural Ariana Grande Is The BEST Ariana Grande
226 days ago

Hilarious what we are now considering "natural" now...

FloridaJamie
Keeping Up With the Kalamities is Getting Hard, Y'All
226 days ago

Nice ad..... almost looked like a story for a minute...

FloridaJamie
We Sure Are in for a Wild, Tragic Ride
227 days ago

"but whatever it was, can we take it back?"... Maybe if you stop posting every single move she makes... in not one, but multiple pics she would not be so absurd.... you have created the audience and now are acting like you have nothing to do with this.... If you and every site like yours stopped publishing her every move like it is news, this family might go away... or shoot more porn to become relevant again...

FloridaJamie
Oh, But If Only Words Had Meaning ...
227 days ago

I see absolutely nothing wrong with what she said..... don't invent reasons to slam someone... they give you plenty of real ammunition. It is true that forgiveness is done for the forgiver... not the person being forgiven.

FloridaJamie
Michelle Pfeiffer Will Have it Forever
227 days ago

I heard I can make money farting in a jar... I want that option....

FloridaJamie
"Hot Donald Trump" -- We're So Sorry
227 days ago

Be obnoxious and close minded for a day.... I'm pretty sure you had a fucking cow when the Caitlyn Jenner costume came out... Please admit for once that you have a complete and total double standard.....

FloridaJamie
Beauty, Thy Name is Paris
228 days ago

Dear Ms. Reno.... it was a joke... she is obviously not Mr. Jackon's biological child.....

FloridaJamie
Not Today, Thetans
228 days ago

Have you seen the documentary? Grabbing cans is the least of the concern.... Maybe they are trying to get the message to the people that are trapped and can't get out? The ones that are fearing for their lives...

FloridaJamie
Not Today, Thetans
228 days ago

Watch the documentary. To any of you saying it's just like any other religion you obviously haven't seen it... can't recall any other religion murdering people for leaving (Except may Muslim extremists).....

FloridaJamie
Evicting Farrah Abraham? Not Exactly Sophie's Choice
228 days ago

I'm sure there are a lot of other international reality show "Knock offs" that will pay her 50 bucks for a turn at her ass... We will know she's hit bottom when she signs on for Kim Jong-Un's wild ride.

FloridaJamie
Without "Celebrity Big Brother," Farrah Abraham Returns to the Bottom (Yes, That One)
228 days ago

I , for one, can't wait until those selfies start going public.....

FloridaJamie
Beauty, Thy Name is Paris
228 days ago

I see a lot of her dad in her nose.....

FloridaJamie
There's a Time and a Place for Rape Jokes (It's Called "Never")
231 days ago

Comedy is on its way out because everyone is offended.... she wasn't standing up for Bill Cosby, or Rape, she was just being a comedian. They say offensive things because they are comedians.... unfortunately they can't do that anymore and we will soon be relegated to the humor that comes from a children's joke book. I think her response was hysterical... doesn't mean I don't think Cosby should burn in hell.

FloridaJamie
We Forgive Seth Rogen For the Green Hornet
231 days ago

Our relationship with Israel is important because EVERY OTHER country around them would like to erase us and them from the map... or something like that.

FloridaJamie
Love It or Leave It: What Un-Fresh Hell is This?
231 days ago

Just curious as to why "Love it" would even be an option in this case....

FloridaJamie
Quotables: Bristol Palin is Mad at Obama Because She's Not Smart
231 days ago

Obama has absolutely played a part in the current racial tensions and attacks and assassinations of the police. He attended and even sang at the funeral of the people senselessly murdered by a white guy... I didn't even see a statement from him regarding the white reporters murdered by a black guy... Where is he on all of the police shootings... he literally has let his own racism determine his actions (or lack of action) which is so shameful as the commander in chief. His personal disdain of the police has emboldened the actions of his followers... He has blood on his hands.

FloridaJamie
Not Even Literal Garbage Can Take Away from Pamela Anderson's Hotness
232 days ago

Don't play around garbage in an alley.. you might catch Hep-C..... wait....

FloridaJamie
This is How We Feel About Fashion Week, Too, Girl
232 days ago

How old do you figure she will have to be before they start doing plastic surgery to make sure she fits the "brand" ?... never too soon to start planning...

FloridaJamie
Quotables: Color Us Confused ...
232 days ago

Yet another side effect to dad deciding he is a woman now..... and everyone giving him trophies for his braveness. From what I have heard, he is and always has been, a lousy father (or should I say mother now).

FloridaJamie
Instagram's Fear is Totally Misplaced
232 days ago

I'm right there with you on the nipple thing, but isn't it kind of sad that private companies can't decide what level of censorship that they wish to uphold without being attacked. I can pretty much guarantee you that what Instagram is trying to avoid is turning into a porn site where every other pic is porn... there are countless places to show off your nipples or anything else you care to show (Twitter), so I don't get the pressure towards Instagram.

FloridaJamie
Love It or Leave It: Just Because You CAN Wear a Bodysock Doesn't Mean You SHOULD Wear a Bodysock
232 days ago

I love how the Kartrashians notify the paparazzi (Including YOU) of their every move and then act so annoyed that people are taking their pictures...

FloridaJamie
We Stand With Ahmed
232 days ago

It's not like tens of thousands of his fellow muslims have bombed, killed and maimed tons of innocent people or anything... I mean what an over-reaction!!!!!! It's kind of like when you see the little old ladies being "Randomly selected" at the airport for additional security screening... pretty sure they aren't the ones trying to blow up planes.... It's sad that the reaction to this innocent kid was what it was... but of course it's not politically correct to mention that Muslims are recruiting children and women every day to kill people...

FloridaJamie
Quotables: Color Us Confused ...
232 days ago

I would be more concerned about my daughter living with a complete and total ghetto thug. The Kartrashians can pass as petri-dish pretty until you see them with their thug boyfriends... at which point they become hideous...

FloridaJamie
Farrah Abraham is Both Disgusting and a Liar, Part XVIII
232 days ago

Wondering how Jameson gets a complete pass.... couldn't be that you have an agenda??

FloridaJamie
No Amount of "No" in The World Could Cover This
233 days ago

This is old news... they already have a pay for play website...the one that started it all... Kim K does Ray J

FloridaJamie
Gabourey Sidibe is a Champion of the People
233 days ago

It kind of is my business when the fat pours into my airplane seat.....

FloridaJamie
Hold on Tight, Because Ellen Page is Going to Blow You Away
233 days ago

Much to your obvious delight, it doesn't appear she will be "Blowing" anyone........

FloridaJamie
The Beautiful and Damned (And Obnoxious)
233 days ago

That's what it take to get the brothers....

FloridaJamie
Quotables: Looks Like Ignorance Might Be a Main Ingredient in K-Stew
233 days ago

Is she late on her promo payment? I could have sworn she had the gold package..

FloridaJamie
And You Know The Tragedy Won't Stop
233 days ago

We should all weep for this ultra-douche.... just like your story about what a travesty it was that Lord DICK needed to pull his brand new Rolls Royce into the visitors lane to enter the complex where his children live... GASP... let's all say a prayer for him........ Hopefully he will be back to stuffing money into waiter's mouths again in no time...

FloridaJamie
Demi Lovato: Cool for the Rest of FOREVER
233 days ago

This revelation undoubtedly gets her a free lifetime membership in the Gold Fishwrapper Promo Package... from this moment on she could stab and kill a baby (as long as it was straight or conservative) and the commentary would be on how adorable she looked doing it...

FloridaJamie
No One Owns You (or Helen Mirren) -- Let's Learn a Lesson, Shall We?
233 days ago

Talk about a "first world" problem... I'm sure you would find it adorable if it was being done by gays or cross-dressing men.

FloridaJamie
Oh, is This the Hilarity to Which We'll Be Exposed Now?
238 days ago

Please tell me Kris Humphries is in this video as well...

FloridaJamie
Quotables: The Squee is Real
238 days ago

Does Lance know that he can't have a child if he has sex with dudes?

FloridaJamie
Love Don't Cost a Thing (But That Douchebag Boyfriend Sure Will)
239 days ago

About time for another story about how cute Courtney Stodden's pervert husband is... How do you not throw up in your mouth constantly?

FloridaJamie
In the Land of 'No', There Can Be Only One Queen ...
240 days ago

Do you not realize you are perpetuating this as well as adding to her profits by re-posting it? If you really cared why didn't you blur out the company that is paying her to promote the waist trainer, or the name of the doctor?

FloridaJamie
Wait a Damn Second Here Now ...
240 days ago

STOP THE PRESSES! Who are you and what have you done with the person who sees absolutely nothing but Sainthood in Bruce's future???

FloridaJamie
KanTay 2020: The Future is Screwed/Solved
241 days ago

No matter how famous she gets, Taylor Swift's biggest talent is making everyone feel like she could be their neighbor.... Nice to see someone famous that actually has talent for a change... scroll down every "Celebrity site" and see how few of them are actually talented...

FloridaJamie
Sigh. We Love You Anyway, Robert Pattison
241 days ago

Not only is he ass ugly... he is on every list of celebrities that smell like shit.... don't bathe, etc.... figures he is a site favorite...

FloridaJamie
Courtney Stodden is a Husband-Morphing Sorceress
241 days ago

Kylie was actually a week from 18 and they were still freaking out about it...... Wouldn't it be great if they would actually speak to their hypocrisy??

FloridaJamie
Courtney Stodden is a Husband-Morphing Sorceress
241 days ago

Yep... exactly...

FloridaJamie
Someone Send for Help, Tyga Might Get Hurt from Kicking Himself So Hard
241 days ago

Yeah, those photos reek of "morals and stuff"....

FloridaJamie
Kristen Stewart Dazzles in ANYTHING
241 days ago

Nice to see that Kristen is keeping her promo package current....

FloridaJamie
Hot (?) Mama
241 days ago

I, for one, cannot wait until huge, gross asses go back out of style....

FloridaJamie
Whatever Janice Dickinson is Doing, We Kinda Like It
241 days ago

Wondering what the comments would be if that were Farrah Abraham..... something tells me you might not think it was quite as cool or interesting...

FloridaJamie
Love It or Leave It: EJ Johnson is Fierce as Hell
246 days ago

This site has turned into a cross-dressing freak show... Must love that? Please.

FloridaJamie
Forget Miley: This Feud is Gonna Blow the Arms and Legs Off Women in Music
247 days ago

Why doesn't anybody care about blatant racism directed towards whites? Careers are ruined every day when someone discovers that a white person muttered a racist word years ago, but current in your face racism against whites gets no attention. Thanks for at least pointing it out.. way more than anyone else will do.

FloridaJamie
Love Heals All (And Thank Goodness for That)
248 days ago

Are you sure that's not her little brother? Of course she wore converse sneakers.... if she didn't he would look like the ring bearer....

FloridaJamie
No Academy Awards Were Hurt in the Filming of This Scene
248 days ago

Maybe she is "Transitioning" to a dude... they will wait until ratings start to slip again....

FloridaJamie
Krista Stodden Regrets Courtney's Marriage; We Regret Krista
248 days ago

I think y'all are missing the point. Certain "celebrities(lol)" are given gushing reviews no matter what they do. This includes Courtney Stodden, Brandi Glanville, Scott Lord Dickwad (he just needs to get help) et al. I am assuming that their must be a premium promotional packaged that ensures that Fishwrapper will just fawn over them for everything that they do.

On the other side, no matter what some celebrities do, you are a villian and scum. This group includes Leann Rhymes, Farrah Abraham, The Duggers, and anyone that is not a liberal leftist.

Unless you understand this there is simply no wrapping your head around how one can be wonderful for making a sex tape (Stodden) and the other is complete scum of the earth (Abraham). Or why when two people post nearly identical pictures (Glanville & Rhymes) one is fawned over and the other is ripped to shreds...

There you have it... the reality of Fishwrapper

FloridaJamie
Thirty Three Years of Desperation and Counting!
249 days ago

How much would it cost her to get the Courtney Stodden/Brandi Glanville promo package?

FloridaJamie
No, YOU'RE Crying Over Rob Kardashian
249 days ago

It appears you have a happy ending every time you post something about him.

FloridaJamie
Get This Off the Internet, Please
249 days ago

How the fuck much do YOU make for spreading this spam? Go away for fucks sake.

FloridaJamie
No Academy Awards Were Hurt in the Filming of This Scene
249 days ago

Per the article it was the very first time. These things were filmed a while ago. "In the above video promo, Caitlyn Jenner comes face to face with Kris Jenner for the very first time"

FloridaJamie
Kyga + Disick = Doom
249 days ago

It appears that Scott Dicksick has brought his premium Fishwrapper promotional package membership dues back to current status.

FloridaJamie
No Academy Awards Were Hurt in the Filming of This Scene
249 days ago

Perhaps she should have said "Oh my goodness, the man that fathered my children is dressed like a woman!"

FloridaJamie
Just What Lindsay Lohan Needs: An Open Bar
250 days ago

So you're saying that if you have 500 guests at your wedding and one of your friends or relatives have substance abuse issues that the other 499 can't enjoy the celebration by responsibly drinking alcohol? Makes perfect sense.

FloridaJamie
Caitlyn Jenner Should Win Another Gold Medal in the Category of "Perfection"
252 days ago

Those "Women" had their nuts flapping out of their swimsuits as well.

FloridaJamie
Wake the Hell Up, Glenn Beck
252 days ago

See today's story that gushes all over Susan Serandon if you had any doubts... :)

FloridaJamie
Caitlyn Jenner Should Win Another Gold Medal in the Category of "Perfection"
252 days ago

Too bad they tore down the wall or he could still be on the East German Women's Olympic team...

FloridaJamie
Wake the Hell Up, Glenn Beck
253 days ago

Yes, it does burn seeing tens of thousands of dollars taken out of my pay for his give away programs... it burns real bad.... It burns to see the protests when someone suggests that welfare recipients should have to prove that they aren't on drugs to get my money... It burns to see the recipients of the give away/ free-loader programs act like they want to kill the people that work for the money that they get for doing absolutely nothing... so yes... it burns... As the great Margaret Thatcher once said.. "The problem with Socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money."

FloridaJamie
Wake the Hell Up, Glenn Beck
253 days ago

I thought the savior Obama was going to fix all the problems with race relations? We really will be looking at the end times if we don't get his ass out of the white house.....

FloridaJamie
Ah, Yes: "Pregnancy Lips"
253 days ago

It's actually the other lips that are affected by pregnancy.... The hackers that went after Ashley Madison need to uncover the plastic surgery bills for this family... now THAT would be entertaining.

FloridaJamie
People Don't Watch Reality TV to See Happiness
253 days ago

I had to do a double take on the picture... I thought it was one of those "Can you spot the differences" things.... I pick the dude on the left....

FloridaJamie
Pamela Anderson's Gorgeous Agelessness is All-Natural
253 days ago

Yeah.. those boobs are just screaming "all natural"... there is almost nothing about that pic that says natural... unless, of course, she used the hashtag #nomakeup or #natural.. then I stand corrected.

FloridaJamie
It's Really, Finally OK to Say "HOT DAMN" Now
254 days ago

Does anyone else think it's odd that this photo shoot was done with a phone camera??? LOL

FloridaJamie
Prepare Yourselves for the Most Anticlimactic Reunion Ever
254 days ago

She deserves him...... and whatever comes with him. He is the lord of all douches.

FloridaJamie
Wait, Wait, Wait: Did We Miss Something?!
255 days ago

Has Scott let his membership to the premium promotional package lapse?

FloridaJamie
Everyone Stop Trying, Brandi Glanville Just Won Everything
255 days ago

Brandi definitely has the premium package that included "fawning over every photo"...

FloridaJamie
Everyone Stop Trying, Brandi Glanville Just Won Everything
255 days ago

Agree 100%... hypocrisy at its finest.

FloridaJamie
Courtney Stodden: The Gift That Keeps on Giving
255 days ago

"This girl has been in our live for five years" Five years ago she was FIFTEEN years old (Born August 29, 1994).... If you have never admitted to anything before... please admit to your hypocrisy when it comes to the people that pay you to promote them on your site.... This coming from the same person who had HUGE issues with the fact that Kylie Jenner was 17.5 years old and was posting pictures in a swimsuit.... How do you keep a straight face???

FloridaJamie
Caitlyn Jenner > Basically Everyone Else Ever
259 days ago

I'm still not sure how he is any braver or more of a roll model than the thousands of cross dressers in Key West bars every night... Where are their trophys?

FloridaJamie
The Sketch Just Gets Sketchier
259 days ago

Why do they look like Violet Beauregarde in Willy Wonka when she turns into a blueberry?

FloridaJamie
What in the World Will They Think of Next?
259 days ago

I'm so let down... I thought it was impossible for you to post something about her with out gushing.... what's next... an objective article on Bruce Jenner? Say it aint so!?!?!?!?

FloridaJamie
And This Is Why You Don't Mess with Perfection
259 days ago

Please tell me you realize this is a wig... look at the hairline... she probably said "I'm going to put this wig on... watch how fast they post it at Fishwrapper"

FloridaJamie
Quotables: Here We Go Again ...
266 days ago

""Well-crafted" publicity stunts to stir speculation and keep the relationship between Kourtney and Scott in the forefront of everyone's mind." This clan definitely is well crafted enough to take over your entire site... day in, day out.... for the love of all that is holy please talk about something else.

FloridaJamie
Let's Hop Off Kylie's ... Back, Her Back
267 days ago

I think that everyone can agree that racism is alive and well. The difference that I see is that many races that have experienced their share of racism and poor treatment have also successfully assimilated themselves into the surroundings/society in which they live. Asians were horribly discriminated against at one point, but have assimilated themselves into American culture and today, from what I see, are rarely the victims of discrimination. I, for one, hold nothing against any race. I cannot stand it, however, when people use their race as a crutch for everything. I admire and give my heartfelt support to a member of any minority race that works their ass off and becomes successful. I realize that it is often a more difficult hill to climb. I have nothing but disdain, however, for people of any race that live completely off of the hard work of others, and do nothing but bitch and complain about the very people that work to provide the handouts for them to live on. I cannot stand the Kardashians, but would be willing to bet that the 18 year old girl in that picture pays millions of dollars in taxes that go people that receive her money for doing nothing, and then complain that she and the system are racist.

FloridaJamie
Let's Hop Off Kylie's ... Back, Her Back
267 days ago

If the Kardashians are involved it HAS to be a black guy.....

FloridaJamie
Further Proof That Rob Kardashian Could Be Joyfully Returning to Us!
267 days ago

Do you realize that this is your 9th Kardashian story in the past 2 days? Perhaps you should move into the compound......

FloridaJamie
Let's Hop Off Kylie's ... Back, Her Back
267 days ago

Such a sad commentary on society that these days everything is offensive to someone.... how did we get here? Comedy will soon be a thing of the past because everything will be offensive... when someone braiding their hair has become offensive it is obvious that we are in deep trouble...

FloridaJamie
Katy Perry's Just About Over Now, Right?
267 days ago

Your life will be complete when Courtney Stodden marries Bruce Jenner...

FloridaJamie
Kim Kardashian is Giving Us So Many Gifts These Days
268 days ago

They absolutely must pay you to keep them on your front page constantly..... I, for one, have had more than enough of her "gifts" to last a lifetime...

FloridaJamie
Please Clear Your Schedule So You Can Laugh FOR DAYS
269 days ago

If one could figure out a way to profit from the Kardashian fatigue/malaise they could be rich beyond measure... This garbage must really sell in spite of all of the polls though or they wouldn't keep cramming it down our throats...

FloridaJamie
You Can't Put Lipstick on a Pig and Expect it to Get Through the Door of a Prestigious Party
269 days ago

I'm guessing the best way to get into an even semi "prestigious" party is NOT to make an ass-sex porno...

FloridaJamie
Oh, The Shade of It All ...
269 days ago

I, for one, cannot wait until huge asses go out of style again.....

FloridaJamie
At Long Last, Hope Has Arrived
270 days ago

Scott Disick is the biggest douche of all time, but for some reason is on your "defend everything they do list". He literally rode the coat-tails of a family that is famous because of a sex tape, but lives his life like he is superior to everyone else... How is he better than Farrah Abraham? I would love to hear your logic.

FloridaJamie
Indisputable Proof That Madonna Ruins Everything
270 days ago

You just can't handle it if people don't spew hate on the same people you hate... I really think that you might still be in middle school....

FloridaJamie
We Will Never, Ever Have Enough Tess Holliday
270 days ago

I, for one, have had quite enough....

FloridaJamie
Madonna is Taking Her "Embarrassing Mom" Schtick Entirely Too Far
274 days ago

Because of course any 14 year old would rather go to school than go on a world tour.... Maybe we should call the authorities....

FloridaJamie
Wouldn't Some Consideration and Sensitivity Be Nice?
274 days ago

LOL That's funny....

FloridaJamie
Wouldn't Some Consideration and Sensitivity Be Nice?
274 days ago

What about a little sensitivity for a kid who's grown ass dad suddenly wants to become a chick? She's just supposed to forget she ever had a dad and if she doesn't it's weird??? LOL

FloridaJamie
Careful, Girl, Your Ineptitude is Showing
276 days ago

If "people are capable of caring about more than one issue" where is your article expressing outrage at the illegal selling and profiteering from dead baby parts? It's all about your agenda... and it's pathetic

FloridaJamie
And Now for the Latest Travesty ...
276 days ago

You have to admit that the latest photos of Bruce Jenner don't look like his photos from last year either, and yet your tongue drops to the floor for everyone of his..... the level of hypocrisy and double talk on this web-site is just laughable..

FloridaJamie
Scientology Just Became a Whole New Kind of Ridiculous
281 days ago

And it seems like just yesterday you were singing their praises.....

FloridaJamie
Quotables: Gwyneth Paltrow Even Divorces Better Than Anybody
291 days ago

It's just sad how you can never get past your hatred for certain people.... Imagine of this was coming from Bruce Jenner.... you would be fawning all over him.

FloridaJamie
Sinead Had a Crap Party All Over the Cover of Rolling Stone, What What!
296 days ago

What does all of that have to do with the music industry? Rolling Stone is a magazine about music........

FloridaJamie
Kid Rock: The Face of Ignorance
297 days ago

I've got an idea... let's discuss rap lyrics... then we can discuss something really offensive...

FloridaJamie
'Dumbass of the Day' Award Goes To ...
297 days ago

OMG.. did you actually just make a negative Caitlyn Jenner reference? Que the apocalypse!

FloridaJamie
Hey, is it Time to Have a Lesson on Boundaries?
302 days ago

They know that you will post their every move and keep them relevant.... exactly how much does this clan pay you?

FloridaJamie
Kris Jenner Has Got EVERYTHING Going On
303 days ago

"she still manages to bring all the gorgeous like it is absolutely nothing" That's the funniest thing I've ever read. These worthless, trashy bitches have an army of stylists and assistants primping them 24/7... Not to mention the million spent annually on surgery..... All of this so that their very own website (that's you) can promote their every move and fawn all over them...

FloridaJamie
Let's Quit Reality TV Forever -- Caitlyn Jenner's Got it Done
304 days ago

The boner that you have for Caitlyn Jenner is nothing short of astounding.

FloridaJamie
The Weather For Today is Forecasted as Patriotic, With a Good Chance of Jackasses
305 days ago

Bob burned you to a crisp... what now?

FloridaJamie
And Now For a Moment of Simple Beauty ...
309 days ago

When is the big announcement that "Cait" has started dating black guys?

FloridaJamie
Farrah Abraham Has Finally Gone Through the Back Door and Slapped the Bare Bottom of Desperation's Creepy Undercarriage
309 days ago

I wonder how this story would have been written if Courtney Stodden had sent the tweets......

FloridaJamie
Quotables: Kim Kardashian's Breeding ... Brain Cells?!
310 days ago

We should care about her parroted liberal viewpoints why? Because she made a sex tape with a rapper? It's astounding that anyone would show up to hear a single word of what this stupid bitch has to say... FDR, MLK, and now Kim Kardashian... really???? Unfortunately we are a world of fame worshiping idiots....

FloridaJamie
We're to a Point Where Even Miley's Family is More Intriguing
317 days ago

If this is now considered "hot" I need to find another planet.....

FloridaJamie
Once, Twice, Three Times a Hottie
319 days ago

It is hilarious to see the blatant hypocrisy on this site... if you are one of the bimbos's that they like, no matter what you do, you remain "cute", "awesome", or even a "hero".... If you do the exact same things and you are not on the "We've got our head up your ass" list... kind of a different story. I think the purpose of this site is for the lesbian writers to try to hook up with their favorite bimbos while trashing everyone else...

FloridaJamie
Can the Sadness Please Just Stop?
324 days ago

Too bad you don't like blacks as much as you like lesbians and transgender freaks.... guessing what this woman did and stood for pales in comparison to Bruce Jenner's meaningful contribution to society through Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Maybe if she got a reality show and had he skin surgically changed? The hypocritical views on this website are truly hilarious.

FloridaJamie
Quick, Somebody Run for Water ... This Girl's THIRSTY
326 days ago

If only it was Courtney Stodden.... how your story would change....

FloridaJamie
And the Transformation Continues ...
326 days ago

Still nothing compared to what her dad did in one day....

FloridaJamie
But Has Bristol Palin Ever Heard of Reality? Nah? Didn't Think So.
329 days ago

Well said my friend.... well said.

FloridaJamie
Quotables: Is It Time for Jerry Seinfeld to Hush Yet?
331 days ago

Trust me.... the whole world's eyes don't roll with yours..... they roll at the bullshit you spew....

FloridaJamie
We Forgive You, Drake
336 days ago

Is he a hero now too??

FloridaJamie
Kim Kardashian Faces Struggles No Stupidly Rich Celebrity Should Ever Have to Face
336 days ago

She's as much of a hero as the last 12 losers you've labeled that way... Talk about watering down a word.... Maybe if she decides to cut off her boobs and sew a dick on?

FloridaJamie
It's High Time for the Ignorance to Stop
337 days ago

Pot..... meet Kettle

FloridaJamie
Farrah Abraham Discovered a Brand-New Way to Suck!
337 days ago

Please tell me how adorable it would be if Courtney Stodden were holding the cub...It would be just awesome... just like Marilyn Monroe! It is so laughable how Trainham will tear everything someone she doesn't like does to shreds but if one of her favorites do it it's amazing and courageous.... Hopefully she will never try to write for a company with any integrity..

FloridaJamie
The Caitlyn Jenner Inspiration Will Not Stop Coming
337 days ago

How long till it starts dating black dudes?

FloridaJamie
Quotables: Jimmy Kimmel is Rude as Hell
358 days ago

This clan has literally made millions of dollars doing nothing... now he is profiting from changing his gender.... how much will he make off the new reality show that he has in the works? To chastise somebody for making a joke about this is the real joke here... especially when you tear people apart daily that don't happen to be one of your "favorites" that can do no wrong.. COURTNEY STODDEN anyone????

FloridaJamie
Don't Freak Out, But Kanye Just Made Sense
429 days ago

Isn't socialism grand? Its so refreshing to see someone that was recently shopping for an 80 million dollar home saying that we (not him mind you) should be socialists... Has he run this by Kim?... Can't imagine either of them would be anxious to re-distribute their wealth. Great insight there Fish-wrapper! (the leftist wing of TMZ)