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tiffany
Name tiffany
Location Vancouver, BC
Joined 377 days ago
Hobbies Collecting dryer lint.
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Kim Kardashian: Told You, Silly Enigma
7 days ago

Makes you wonder how hard she's working out, if she has time to post old skinny pics and comments on instagram. Must have been the slowest speed setting on the tread mill.

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Oh Look, the Dumbest Feud of All Time!
11 days ago

Ha! Never change Isaac!

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But Hey, We Really Need to Talk About Selena Gomez's Chest
12 days ago

Matt's playing with his verbal penis pump again!

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Look, It's the Most Recognizable Ass in the World!
13 days ago

Like a giant snake, swallowing a goat.

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Neither Jail Nor Rehab Can Cure Chris Brown of His Douchebaggery
18 days ago

Agree with lifeisprecious. I'll take her ass over a Kardashian ass.

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Kaley Cuoco Continues Her Reign as One of the World's Most Delicious Women
27 days ago

Sorry to ruin your Scooby-Doo mystery. I'm just Tiffany. I post as Tiffany. I don't know Sarah, I don't know about screen shots and stuff.
Naughty naughty..tsk tsk..what the heck are you talking about?! You think I'm Sarah?!
I'm honored! I can't stop laughing.
Funny stuff. Go solve more internet mystery's !!

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Kim Kardashian Wigs Out, Forgot All About Decorum
27 days ago

Is that a real nipple ?

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Kaley Cuoco Continues Her Reign as One of the World's Most Delicious Women
28 days ago

So the flip flops are for after the workout? So has she already gone to the gym or is she coming back from the gym? Sorry. I didn't read anything in the article about gym. Or wait..is Gym the name of her husband?! Oooh. It all makes sense now !!!

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Kaley Cuoco Continues Her Reign as One of the World's Most Delicious Women
29 days ago

Tight clothes=all you can eat night at Golden Corral.

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Kaley Cuoco Continues Her Reign as One of the World's Most Delicious Women
29 days ago

Not to sound picky.. but who wears leggings and flip flops, with a bra and purse? She's hot all right but she dresses strange.

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The World Needs More Bindis and Less Mileys
30 days ago

Funny..she's right but still, something sort of nerdy about her.

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In What World is This Appropriate?
36 days ago

Sarah told me once that I was free to leave if I did not like the writing.
It made me realize what a dick I was being. I changed how I came on these blogs. I don't talk to people in real life the way I talked to her. Would not. If she was a co-worker would I tell her she sucked? Would I put her down? No. So why was I? The internet doesn't give me the right to bully people around with my opinions. I evolved. People change. She sort of put me in my place. I like the site. I like her writing. She gets to people. Gets to you. Thanks for the stimulating, verbal volleyball. Matt.

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In What World is This Appropriate?
36 days ago

Let me take my leave of you ?!
Me thinks you watcheth too mucheth Game of Thrones. Why pick on Sarah Taylor though? You said it yourself, "Why on earth would you only sometimes want women to be treated better?" Treat her better. You're doing the very thing you're going about.

Now off with my head, you scrotum swinging, purveyor of feminism. I'm sure you have a small, pointy stick to attach it to.

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Love It or Leave It: I Don't Even Know What's Happening Here, Guys
36 days ago

Ha! I think she heard you. I think she's touching herself. ; )

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In What World is This Appropriate?
36 days ago


Does everything that comes out of a woman's mouth need to support feminism? Women fought for the right to say whatever they want. Not to support every single woman solely because she has a vagina and breasts. Nothing in the code of 'Feminism' says other women have to say only kind words and give each other Ben and Gerry's every time they get their period. A guy that calls out a woman on her feminist points needs to evaluate his levels of estrogen. They also lose points for calling women
"whores". Yeesh.

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Kendall Jenner is on Fire
36 days ago

Isaac..is your opinion rising?!

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Love It or Leave It: I Don't Even Know What's Happening Here, Guys
37 days ago

Ha! Pubic mess.. I love you Sarah Taylor!

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Told You Marriage Works So Hard for Kim Kardashian
40 days ago

I don't think you have to be jealous to dislike someone.

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Here is the Greatest Video That Ever Was, and Will Ever Be
41 days ago

Is he calling us idiots or are you..?

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Why Can't Anyone Just Let Lorde Be Great?
44 days ago

The Lorde version was awful. She killed it all right. Kurt Cobain wasn't rolling over in his grave he was having seizures.

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Sinead O'Connor's New Look Is Going to Blow Your Whole Entire Mind
50 days ago

I'm pretty certain she doesn't need to rely on looks at this stage of her game. Maybe she just feels better about herself. She looks a million times better than the ass end of a Kardashian any day. Lion and the Cobra was right up there with the Smiths, Louder than bombs. Let's see, 27 plus..makes..40 something.

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Kylie Jenner Pulls A Kylie Jenner, And How Annoying Is That?
51 days ago

She's contemplating on whether or not to pee in her shorts. In the middle of the road. At the last moment she realizes urine might wreck her boots and carries on in a trance, looking for a bathroom that will do a selfie justice.

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We Could Say Khloe Kardashian is Classy, But Then We'd Be Lying
56 days ago

A 'sence' of tumor. Would be good.

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At Least We Know the Truth Now ...
58 days ago

Thank god it's over. Let the disappointment, misery and imminently doomed marriage begin.

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Selena Gomez Just Gets More And More Worrisome All the Time
61 days ago

Maybe I'll think about it in the shower later.
Dirty,random internet guy.
Bad Isaac,
Bad.

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Kendall Jenner and Khloe Kardashian: Best Dressed (So Far) for Kim's Wedding
61 days ago

Here we go. It will be nothing but this insane wedding. Unimaginable, the money and the beautiful things. It's a strange fairy tale. I'm awed and fascinated, repulsed all at once. What a crazy life they have. I'd live it for a day. Or several.

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Selena Gomez Just Gets More And More Worrisome All the Time
61 days ago

The uh...monitor is in the way.

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Did Willow Smith Just Address Those Creepy Cuddle Photos?
61 days ago

She sounds like the smelly weird kid, that everyone threw spit balls at.

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Selena Gomez Just Gets More And More Worrisome All the Time
62 days ago

Masochist. You know I want to see you type blow me, again.

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Just When You Thought Kylie Jenner Couldn't Get More Inappropriate ...
62 days ago

Ya. Now that you mention it. She has the same little trout pout as Khloe. Sort of assholish. Maybe they go to the same Doctor Frankenstein?

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Just When You Thought Kylie Jenner Couldn't Get More Inappropriate ...
62 days ago

Ya. Now that you mention it. She has the same little trout pout as Khloe. Sort of assholish. Maybe they go to the same Doctor Frankenstein?

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Just When You Thought Kylie Jenner Couldn't Get More Inappropriate ...
62 days ago

Doesn't she look like she wants it?! She always has this expression like she wants to get laid.

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Just When You Thought Kylie Jenner Couldn't Get More Inappropriate ...
62 days ago

I'd hit it too. With the front of my minivan.

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Just When You Thought Kylie Jenner Couldn't Get More Inappropriate ...
62 days ago

Well, to be fair Isaac my love, some guys wouldn't bang her. However they would jerk off to her or think about her while they were banging someone old,prudish and boring. All perfectly legal. She has a face that screams fk me. Her little smirk screams it. Does this make me a horny, lonely pedophile?

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LOL All the Hell OVER This
63 days ago

What's your excuse for clicking on the link? You want to see who's hating? Want to check out all the 'kiddies' who have something mean to say? Why are you calling people names? Children? Bashing on people for commenting in the comments section. There is a separate comment section for the mature folks who have nice things to say. It's over on www.sitonyourthumbandrotate.com.

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LOL All the Hell OVER This
63 days ago

You're a moron.

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Love It or Leave It: Khloe Kardashian's Wedding Lips
64 days ago


It's the new thing, matching your lips to look like your ass hole.

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Kanye West Is The Cutest Little Groom in The Whole World!
68 days ago

Kim Kardashian is the the antidote to the pressures of fame?!
I need a drink.

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Camel Toe, I Dub Thee "Camel Khlo"
68 days ago

"Cause I'm easy...easy like Sunday Morning"

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Camel Toe, I Dub Thee "Camel Khlo"
68 days ago

I can't stand her, without or without her meaty vagina. She's rich, doesn't have to work. Gets to wear fancy underwear that nips her waist, ass. Has a giant rack. Her face is kind of manly but clearly she has a vagina. I hate her because she doesn't have to get up and go to work mostly. I'm not a mean person at all, but something about hating on rich, young reality stars who do nothing but vacation and date douche bags is A-OK with me. No one but anyone on the net has to know I'm this hateful,jealous and shallow. So there. And on that note, I'm off to work.

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Camel Toe, I Dub Thee "Camel Khlo"
68 days ago

Facetious Issac..

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Anything You'd Like to Tell Us, Madonna?
71 days ago

By the time I'm her age I'll need the entire lift kit. From my head to my cankles.

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Look, Monica Lewinsky Doesn't Like Beyonce Either!
76 days ago

Huh? How'd you get Jay-Z giving her head under her gown from any of that?!

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What's the Deal With James Franco Lately?
76 days ago

Ha! I'm imagining you in a shrub..near someones window.

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Look, Monica Lewinsky Doesn't Like Beyonce Either!
76 days ago

No. You're not alone. However, I thought Jessica Rabbit was hot too.

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Love It or Leave It: Lindsay's Best Fashion Decision Yet
76 days ago

Yes..even more so on her hands and knees, while your looking down on her back. Perhaps a handful of her hair in your hand?!

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Khloe Kardashian Sure Looks Waist-ed
81 days ago

She needs a face trainer.

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What's the Deal With James Franco Lately?
81 days ago

Too bad his hand is covering his schtick..I'd be patient with it.

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What's the Deal With James Franco Lately?
81 days ago

I'd take him over a Kardashian/Jenner selfie any day. Chicks are always taking bathroom selfies, beach selfies, bathing suit selfies. When a guy does it he must be mentally unstable?

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Love It or Leave It: This Isn't a Great Look, Girl
87 days ago

Pppht..you know nothing.

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Love It or Leave It: This Isn't a Great Look, Girl
87 days ago

Sarah Taylor is gorgeous.

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Quotables: Too Bad, We Still Love You (and Your Penis), Jon Hamm
88 days ago

Ha. Isn't it. There must be a fetish sight somewhere for that.
Nipplesitters.com

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Enough is Enough, Tori Spelling -- This is WAY Too Much
88 days ago

Denial is a river in Egypt. You must live in a lonely world if you have no trust or faith in anything good. Do you live up in the mountains from Whoville? Is your heart three sizes small?

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Love It or Leave It: This Isn't a Great Look, Girl
88 days ago

She'll be roasting in summer, hard to deal with at pools and beaches. Should have done it during winter.

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Enough is Enough, Tori Spelling -- This is WAY Too Much
88 days ago

Denial is a river in Egypt. You must live in a lonely world if you have no trust or faith in anything good. Do you live up in the mountains from Whoville? Is your heart three sizes small?

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Enough is Enough, Tori Spelling -- This is WAY Too Much
89 days ago

I know a lot of good men that would never cheat on their wives.

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Quotables: Too Bad, We Still Love You (and Your Penis), Jon Hamm
89 days ago

If I took my bra off I could probably sit on my nipples..

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Kim Kardashian's Throwbacks Tell a Different Story
89 days ago

If someone says something 'unkind' on a comment section, do you immediately assume they will go home or get up from their desk to kick a puppy?
Does making disparaging comments make you a bitter, jealous hater?
If I say something unkind,does it mean I listen to Type 0 Negative and sacrifice goats?

On that note, I hope an asteroid lands on the entire Kardashian Family.

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Quotables: Too Bad, We Still Love You (and Your Penis), Jon Hamm
89 days ago

Easier for a man to be well endowed! I don't often stare at a guys package or talk directly to his penis and not his face. Hard to hide boobs.
I suppose I could take off my bra and stuff them into my pants ; )
Do you watch Mad Men?

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This Will Never, Ever Be Hot
90 days ago

Just a little ?

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You Can't Slow Rolls That You Don't Have
90 days ago

She needs to eat some rolls, not slow them down.

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Let's Resign Ourselves to the Fact That This is Madonna 2014, Y'All
90 days ago

She will always be that way. She's paving the road for GILF'S everywhere.
When she is 70 or 80 she'll still be sticking it in our faces. I'll take her over Kim Kardashian's ass any day. At least Madonna earned it and deserves it. It's nice to see a raunchy older woman. It gives me hope that I won't be the only old lady in the old folks home, grabbing ass.

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This Will Never, Ever Be Hot
90 days ago

Ooohh..two chicks together. Who doesn't loves a wild, free spirited lesbian. Lick my pit and lets take a picture. Lets lay in a bed and take a picture. Being around a hot lesbian makes you sexy and edgy and you immediately want to take a picture so the world can see how wild and crazy you are. It seems everyone wants to be seen with her. She's like the grumpy cat of models. Everybody wants to pass her around and touch her. Good kitty, nice kitty.

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Let's Keep Our Fingers Near Our Own Vaginas, All Right?
91 days ago

Where do you trick or treat at Stella..we'd like to go there.

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All These Years Later, and Olivia Munn is Still a Pompous Jackass
92 days ago

I'll be right back, need to get some more mayo for my sandwich.

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Let's Now Refer to Jon Hamm as "The Soul Whisperer," Shall We?
93 days ago

I love you John. I want to watch Mad Men episodes back to back for hours. And I do. You can say whatever you want. I have life skills I would like to share with your face. With your package. With you. I can wash your clothes or Justin Beiber's if you like. You're Don'f'n Draper. I want to touch you. I'm not ashamed.

Though I might be when I read this later.

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Quotables: Lindsay Lohan Just Can't Catch a Break
93 days ago

She called her bad period a miscarriage. She's got an excuse for everything.

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Mischa Barton Still Has It
96 days ago

Ha!

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When the Kardashians Are Cute, They're Real Cute
97 days ago

Nice Jim. Thanks for clarifying. Usually that's what guys say when they end up on Redtube and get caught by a wife or girlfriend!

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Christina Aguilera Has the Cutest Pregnancy Boobs in the History of Ever
98 days ago

To Isaac Newton. Love Sarah Taylor

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Mischa Barton Still Has It
98 days ago

What was the "it" that she had...?!

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Updated: Things are Bad When You Feel Compelled to Defend Paris Hilton
99 days ago

You have too much time on your hands.

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Kendall Jenner's Class Just Went Right Out the Window
100 days ago

The back of the sweater says, " I will buy some eventually.."

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Updated: Things are Bad When You Feel Compelled to Defend Paris Hilton
100 days ago

Who doesn't love Burton Cummings and/or a good mustache ride.

Well..maybe two straight guys with balls ;)

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Updated: Things are Bad When You Feel Compelled to Defend Paris Hilton
100 days ago

Not to defend Paris at all but maybe she didn't feel like hanging out in the kiddie section.

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Updated: Things are Bad When You Feel Compelled to Defend Paris Hilton
100 days ago

Holy cow Oaf! Don't hold back. Who doesn't love C-holes and flat,fat faced,drunks with their bagel and coffee.

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Kylie Jenner Needs You to Stop Talking About Her Face Now
103 days ago

You said it perfectly.

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Kylie Jenner Needs You to Stop Talking About Her Face Now
103 days ago

I love when you talk dirty. My nipples are sooo hard right now.

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Why Would You Do This to Yourself, Ben Savage? WHY?
103 days ago

Don't change ever.

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Kim Kardashian Just Took the Vapid to a Whole New Level
104 days ago

Ha! I saw those on toofab. You're hilarious! Like the ringleader of the Anti-Kim movement..

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Just in Case You Thought it Was Gone, Kim Kardashian's Ass is Back
105 days ago

Kanye seems to enjoy her immensely.

tiffany
Kanye West is Back to Ruining Music (and Womens' Rights) Again
105 days ago

It's not lame writing you smell, but Kanye's ball sweat from wearing those leather jogging pants all the time.

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Kanye West is Back to Ruining Music (and Womens' Rights) Again
105 days ago

Geez, don't you know anything. You can't get pregnant from your mouth. You get pregnant in the ultra sound.

Einstein.

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Just in Case You Thought it Was Gone, Kim Kardashian's Ass is Back
106 days ago

They just said on Ryan Seacrest that she says she does 100 squats a day.
I've seen a lot of women that work really hard at squats and their ass's get really firm and perky. Not larger and wider. Unless she considers getting on top of Kayne's 'pipe' as a squat.

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How Can One Person Be THIS Ridiculous?!
106 days ago

Gosh, she looks like a tampon.

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Kaley Cuoco is the Greatest All Over Again
107 days ago

The other two weeks I just wish she'd just spontaneously com-bust from all her adorableness.

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Lorde Just Can't Stop Being Wonderful
107 days ago

She meant in previous articles, not just this post.
I don't know how many 'wise' 17 year old's you will find. That's why they are 17. I'm sure you could find intelligent, mature 17 year old's but wisdom comes from experience not from a book or the internet.
If Justin Beiber started spouting off how he doesn't feel like he should be made to smile at Evvvvery photo shoot he had to do, that he loved playing around with his avant- garde-ness, or his love of Tom Waits and Jack Kerouac, would that make him wise?? He'd sound like a douche bag. She's just a teenage kid singing pop songs. Call me back when she starts writing like Sylvia and singing like Patti.
There are a million deep, dark, funny looking avant-garde girls in every high school. Writing songs about 'deep' stuff like, going to parties on the train. Yeesh. If she was born in the 80's she'd be the creepy girl listening to the Cure and reading Anais Nin novels.
She reminds me of Lili Taylor in Say Anything.

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Damn, Alexa Ray Joel -- Just Damn
108 days ago

She's gorgeous.

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Lorde Just Can't Stop Being Wonderful
109 days ago

Ha! If referencing Sylvia Plath and Patti Smith makes someone refreshing, wise and gracious then call me old and cynical!
Oh wait..you already did!

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Lorde Just Can't Stop Being Wonderful
109 days ago

Experience makes you wise, not knowing who Sylvia Plath and Patti Smith are. Get back to me with her old'soul schtick when she's 40. I'll be 80 and wont give a shit who she is by then.

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Quotables: That Cameron Diaz Sure Does Love Her Pubic Hair
109 days ago

Some people like carpet, lino, hard wood. Who the F cares what you have on your floor but you and the person walking on it.

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Nick Cannon Just Crossed The Line in A Major Way
109 days ago

To be honest I pre-judge. I never open my mouth and say it out loud, but I think it. Does it make me racist if I don't open my mouth, just think it for a brief moment? White guy in sweat pants at a school, sometimes a white guy in a van, near a school. Even my kids will call out, White guy in van!

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Because You Always Wished You Had Your Own Corny Theme Music, Too
110 days ago

Made me laugh out loud. Choked a little on my coffee!

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Today in Duh: Kaley Cuoco Finally Admitted to Having a Boob Job
110 days ago

If that's a buttah face then the rest of us must be margarine.

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Kendall Jenner's Growing the Kardashiass
110 days ago

Those pants are lodged fully and completely in her entire ass crack. Hope that Thai toilet paper doesn't leave little white bits.

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Wait, Everybody, the Jenner Sisters Need Attention Too!
112 days ago

Albeit, the girls seem to like sticking out their hot asses.
What's a mother to do but cash in on that action!

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Wait, Everybody, the Jenner Sisters Need Attention Too!
112 days ago

Just a couple minutes! What mother would want to hear a dirty old man say that about her teenage daughters..Gack!!

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Quotables: Just Because You Can Give Parenting Advice Doesn't Mean You Should
112 days ago

LOL...I love Sarah Taylor!
Pieces of Vulva hanging out.

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Congratulations, World -- Alexa Ray Joel Looks Like Everybody Else in Hollywood Now
112 days ago

She was pretty goofy looking. Good on her for being able to afford to change her looks. I'm sure she's a lovely person on the inside...
Too bad for all the financially strapped ugly ducklings in the world that have to get by on brains and personality.

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Because You Always Wished You Had Your Own Corny Theme Music, Too
112 days ago

Fat, slobby women on sofas!! Woman fought for their rights, not for a mans respect! We don't need your respect. Just your dick!

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Kim Kardashian is Just Vapid Enough to Coin the Term "Selephie"
113 days ago

The Elephant was trying to make babies in her mouth. She suddenly realized that no fame, fortune or even love could come of this coupling so she turned and ran. For once she makes a good decision!

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Kylie Jenner is Really Coming Into Her Own, Huh?
113 days ago

I thought of you last night! Whilst watching Cosmos.

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Holy Crow, Khloe Kardashian's Body is BANGIN'
113 days ago

Ha! You jokester you! I get it! You did just what I did! On your computer, reading the same thing as me!! You took about the same amount of time to put down someone you don't or will never know too! I see what you did there! God loves a good joke!
Nice one nun..er, I meant hun!

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We Get It, Miranda Kerr: You're Sexy Weird
114 days ago

"Let's put it this way, I've had an orgasm in the air before. Alone. And together."

For the rest of us unattractive, jealous people, it's called a fart honey.

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Holy Crow, Khloe Kardashian's Body is BANGIN'
114 days ago

She has to go the bathroom really bad.
This also, does not look like the same thighs and ass that she had a couple weeks ago, when she was wearing those stupid thigh high boots and cut off jeans. Who wears a sailors cap in Thailand?! Who wears bright read lipstick to go swimming? Who has a photographer with them when they go out on a boat? For that matter who has a photographer with them on holidays?
Why are these self absorbed morons all over the internet today in their goddamn bathing suits?? Who asked for all this? Who woke up today and said "Please let me see the Kardashians on holidays?"

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Kylie Jenner is Really Coming Into Her Own, Huh?
114 days ago

I kind of always thought her face was not even. One side looks different than the other so she compensates with the eyebrow thing.

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Kylie Jenner is Really Coming Into Her Own, Huh?
114 days ago

Bangable. Heck, they are all bangable. Even Kris. Just depends on the size of the bag you put over their heads. I like the plastic kind that doesn't let any air out.

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Not All Changes Are For the Best, Hilary Duff
117 days ago

She's gorgeous. Everyone looks good in a car selfie. Much more so than say a bathroom selfie. I like especially the way people pretend they aren't holding the phone. Like someone is sitting on the dashboard taking a picture of them. I think the word selfie should get thrown out with the words Kardashian and all things irrelevant to life.

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Who'd You Rather -- Ashlee or Jessica (We'll Still Take Jessica)
117 days ago

I read the title of this and thought of you. Low and behold, here you are. Ha! I thought, Oh, which one, Issac is thinking both. Too funny!

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Kylie Jenner Needs A Break, Bless Her Heart
118 days ago

Yes, that counts. It just means I can't feel it. The monitor is in the way.

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Kylie Jenner Needs A Break, Bless Her Heart
124 days ago

Can you feel all the love!

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Here's Why Khloe Is The Best Kardashian (Hint: Camel Toe)
124 days ago

What's your excuse for taking time out to call others lousy!

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Here's Why Khloe Is The Best Kardashian (Hint: Camel Toe)
125 days ago

Your camel toe is definitely not a gift for me. Please, keep it. Give it to charity or to starving children somewhere.

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Surely Madonna Can't Get Any More Desperate Than This
125 days ago

Looking for love in all the wrong places. Is she looking for it in her rear end?

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Quotables: Pamela Anderson's Short Hair Made Her Perfect!
126 days ago

She looks like a really hot grandma.

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Here Is The Greatest Thing That Will Ever Happen In Our Lifetime
126 days ago

Ha! Ok. I'm down. Sideways, hands and knees or right side up.

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Here Is The Greatest Thing That Will Ever Happen In Our Lifetime
128 days ago

Hey, I accidentally pressed the report symbol instead of the reply one, I'm sooo sorry! I don't know what they do to people who get reported but if you vanish, it will all be my fault and I will never come back to fillet-o-fishwrapper ever again.
And as for the boobs, they never go away, just hide under big sweaters.

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Iggy Azalea Might Be Annoying as Hell, But Her Body Sure Isn't
131 days ago

Does it make a girl automatically jealous if she thinks this girl looks awful? Or any girl for that matter. I don't know about jealous. Maybe snarky or petty. Even Bitchy.

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Here Is The Greatest Thing That Will Ever Happen In Our Lifetime
131 days ago

The bar is set low my friend! What did Redtube ever do to you?!

tiffany
Iggy Azalea Might Be Annoying as Hell, But Her Body Sure Isn't
131 days ago

Top half doesn't match the bottom. Coloring is all wrong. Clothes are all wrong. This all just wrong.

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Dang, Bobbi Kristina
133 days ago

Ha!

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Kim Kardashian's Face Will Never Be the Same
135 days ago

I'd take Sarah over Kim any day.

tiffany
Khloe Kardashian's Face is Getting Pretty Comical
140 days ago

It looks like she wants to suck on a very teeny, tiny penis.

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Aww, Katy Perry is Shameful in a Good Many Ways
140 days ago

Ha!
"God knows where that tongue has been." No shit. Here's to hoping she sticks her tongue in Hannibal Lecters mouth next.

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Miley Cyrus Is Getting Weird, Even for Miley Cyrus
142 days ago

Ick! Kissing a woman is hot. Kissing a woman to get attention and spark controversy is pretty lame. It just shows her age. Maybe mystery girl gave her herpes. Maybe Abbreva or Valtrex will sponsor her next tour when she gets a big,fat, cold sore on her mouth.
Do you think they have people that clean off the giant hot dog she rides on? The Weiner cleaners?

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We Need to Talk About How Gorgeous The Kardashians Looked Last Night
142 days ago

Kim thought it was the Golden Globes and pulled hers out. Is it just me or does anyone else want to grab her face in both hands and squish it all around. Move her face in your hands, smush up her cheeks and mouth, to illicit some sort of expression? She looks vacant and her face seems soulless.

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It's Time for Deep (Dumb) Thoughts with Miley!
142 days ago

Deep dumb thoughts?

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RUN AWAY, ARIANA GRANDE!
144 days ago

Ha!

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RUN AWAY, ARIANA GRANDE!
144 days ago

I see her name all the time. I don't' know what she does. Arianna Grande. I thought it was a coffee of the month at Starbucks.

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It's Time for Deep (Dumb) Thoughts with Miley!
144 days ago

I wish her tongue would shrivel up and die.

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Kylie Jenner Needs You to Know How Edgy She Is
144 days ago

Ha! Don't hold back!

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Seth Rogen: Self-Absorbed, Petulant, Unsophisticated Child
144 days ago

Seth isn't reading this. The Alzheimer's society is not reading this.
You are.
Journalism isn't dead, you're the one reading it. Reacting to it. I'd say Sarah's pretty Gonzo. She's wicked at causing reaction. Go read a readers digest or something if you want warm and fuzzy.

tiffany
Seth Rogen: Self-Absorbed, Petulant, Unsophisticated Child
144 days ago

I don't think the cause is moronic, I think you are going on about your cause in the wrong place. Why don't you do something useful with your rant. It's all just talk until you do something about it. You're just blah blah blah in the internet wind. The cause is great but the cause is useless if all you are doing is calling a woman writer a cancerous c---t. It's gross. So much anger for nothing. Maude stole a tree and replanted it in the forest. You're are just standing by,typing about it.
So..sit there and talk about it, call people names, you're just a bitchy observer with nothing to do but yap. If I wanted to know all about Alzheimer's I'd go to a web site about Alzheimer's. I'm just here to read gossip. Also to show my breasts to Chaz because I'm
slutty like that.

tiffany
Seth Rogen: Self-Absorbed, Petulant, Unsophisticated Child
145 days ago

Sarah is eating Ben and Jerry's, laughing. Licking her spoon with her pretty feet tucked under her butt. Laughing because she just did exactly what she was meant to do. Piss off morons.

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Kylie Jenner Needs You to Know How Edgy She Is
146 days ago

Boobies? Where'day at. The lips are sort of pleading phallic,
otherwise you're stretching the boundaries of your imagination. I said stretching because I know that will turn you on.

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Oh Yeah, Ryan Sweeting's REAL Gross
148 days ago

It's hilarious that every one hates the writing, but yet still comes back to read. Like saying the food is gross at the Jack in the Box, but you always find yourself in the drive-thru late at night when no one is looking.

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Brandi Glanville Absolutely Refuses to Stop Making Herself Look Bad
150 days ago

I like how she keeps saying it's a NYT's bestseller. She probably thinks a Pulitzer is a type of smoothie blender.

tiffany
Yes, We Know -- Kylie Jenner is Still Cute as a Button Wrapped in Inappropriate Sex
152 days ago

She is gorgeous. Your willingness to admit to your lewd,creeper,creepiness is really hot.

tiffany
Tish Cyrus Needs a Reality Check, Too
152 days ago

Soooo sick of her tongue and legs always spread. Who is she doing these concerts for? Pedophiles?

tiffany
Love It or Leave It: Lady Gaga is Unreasonable (Still), But Looks Good Doing It
154 days ago

She looks really uncomfortable. Like she is holding her breath.

tiffany
Kendall Jenner is Not a Skank for Showing Off Those Nipples, OK?
156 days ago


Me too! Wait. Are we doing the same jobs?
I like the nipples to be attached to much bigger boobs though, not
chest bones.

tiffany
The Duggars Are Making Things Real Weird This Valentine's Day
159 days ago

It all sounds lovely, all but the 19 kids. Isn't it pretty obvious they like to screw a lot? She must do a lot of Kegels to keep that friction going. By now I'd think it would be like having sex with an over ripe watermelon. A lot of thrust without any traction action. Hope they never divorce. What a child custody hearing that would be.

tiffany
Quotables: Even Madonna Can't Stand Madonna!
159 days ago

Some times when I hear Holiday on the radio I think of this one summer when I was 12 or 13. I left her behind with all my old 45's.

tiffany
Taylor Swift's Hair is Great, But Not That Great
160 days ago

It looks awful. Old lady like. What's with that curling iron bang? It's too old and drab for her. Her hair is too thin for this. I don't work at Wal-Mart and I'm neither prolific or proficient, my opinion is dust in the wind, but this hair cut was a bad idea. It does grow back and we can always fire our stylists though.

tiffany
Quotables: Even Madonna Can't Stand Madonna!
161 days ago

We did turn it off. I think she is the only one still listening.

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Quotables: Yup, Eva Mendes is Still as Insufferable as Ever
161 days ago

I once had a dream she was stroking my hair, singing Pimps don't cry. I woke up and had to pee, really bad. That's all I have to say about her.

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It Doesn't Get Any Worse Than This
161 days ago

Yes..she's a perv. Just like you. Wait. Is it you Sarah? Isaac?
No matter. You both have balls ; )

tiffany
Love It or Leave It: Kim Kardashian Doesn't Understand the Term "Fashion"
161 days ago

I also have to say you are really bringing on the shit when you call yourself 'Fat chick'. I mean really, why are you opening the door for comments about cupcakes and dildos?? And Ham. Some fat people give off the faint smell of Ham.
You're putting a bulls eye on your back that says "Come on, say something about my weight". It does not take a psych nurse flunkie to determine that fat is an issue for you. So go ahead and throw it in peoples faces before anyone can beat you to it. Before anyone can assume that you are intelligent or well spoken, you have told us before even typing a word, that you are fat. That's all we will remember. Not what you typed or what you are fighting for, just that you are a fat chick. You said it, not anyone else. A fat chick fighting for Kim Kardashians ass.

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Love It or Leave It: Kim Kardashian Doesn't Understand the Term "Fashion"
161 days ago

Sarah's Minions. I'm laughing out loud. Are you pretending to be Isaac Newton Sarah? You know I have deep feelings for him and now this. How could you?

tiffany
Love It or Leave It: Kim Kardashian Doesn't Understand the Term "Fashion"
162 days ago

She would look better without the pants on. Just a thong,buried deep. She could leave the jacket and heels on.

tiffany
Love It or Leave It: What Is Even The Point, Kylie Jenner?!
163 days ago

Only peanut butter could make this picture more exciting.

tiffany
Farrah Abraham's Porno Will Haunt Your Existence for Years to Come
165 days ago

Those damn sausage fingers. I ment to reply here, not on the main vein.

tiffany
Farrah Abraham's Porno Will Haunt Your Existence for Years to Come
165 days ago

Hehe..sicko. Now that we are apparently her friends she can't be part of our sand-witch. Cause friends don't do stuff like that. Ruin a perfectly good friendship.

tiffany
Farrah Abraham's Porno Will Haunt Your Existence for Years to Come
165 days ago

Yah,my speeling sucks balls. Not very good at typing with my sausage like fingers. The keys are two close together for me. Even with speel cheque I suck. Thanks for pointing it out, I'll be sure to try harder. I do think she is attractive, however I don't know her personally. Or is it personaly..hmm. If I did know her I'm sure I'd be willing to take time out of my life to support her on Fishwrapper though. I think it's sad when someone wishes crappy things or says crappy things about people they don't know. I tried it for a bit and I can't say I liked coming on line to point out peoples spelling or use of grammar. Which I did before. I actually use to say crappy things about her writing. Then,than, however the fuck you want spell it, I realized that just because I am anonymous doesn't mean I can say things that I wouldn't say to others in real life. Just my thinking. I think Sarah said it best when she told me I don't have to come to the sight if I'm just going to say shit. And it's true. You don't have to come here and shit on the writers. You can freely choose to go to a different sight where you will have nice things to say. So back to my first comment, take your vitriol somewhere eles because really, YORE just wasting your time being a bitch or is it spelled Beeaach.

tiffany
Farrah Abraham's Porno Will Haunt Your Existence for Years to Come
165 days ago

Said the spider to the fly..,)

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Farrah Abraham's Porno Will Haunt Your Existence for Years to Come
165 days ago

She's pretty too. I like that she put me in my place when I first started reading this site. She has brass cojones. I wish anyone luck with trying to bring her down with childish efforts like starting fire Sarah stuff. Geez. Do two people make a club..? If we had a third it could be a club sandwich...

tiffany
Mila Kunis Without Makeup Is Going to Blow Your Whole Entire MIND
166 days ago

So I guess it hasn't exactly blown our minds...!

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Farrah Abraham's Porno Will Haunt Your Existence for Years to Come
166 days ago

As president of the We heart Sarah Taylor Fan Club, I would ask you keep your vitriol for some other web sight.

tiffany
Love It or Leave It: Ireland Baldwin Is Too Pretty for This Mess
166 days ago

Is it ugly because her tits and bits are covered? Good for her. She'd be beautiful in a burlap sack and she knows it. I love goregous women who don't shove their junk all up in your face.

tiffany
Mila Kunis Without Makeup Is Going to Blow Your Whole Entire MIND
166 days ago

Is it me or does it look like she has eyeshadow and eyeliner on.

tiffany
Natural Nicki Minaj Is The BEST Nicki Minaj
166 days ago

And someone to help her apply eyeliner.

tiffany
Quotables: George Takei Is, For Once, Wrong
166 days ago

He's spot on with that comment. He's been around enough to know a thing or two. I'm with George. If he hasn't seen The Notebook, all the more power to him. There's an hour and half of his life he never wasted sleeping.

tiffany
Tonight's Nightmares Will Be Brought to You by Kendall Jenner
166 days ago

Thank God for Ambien. I'll take two and forget in the morning that I had horrible nightmares about one of the Jenner girls. I will also forget that I made a sandwich and drove to the store to get a glade plug-in at 2am.

tiffany
Farrah Abraham's Porno Will Haunt Your Existence for Years to Come
166 days ago

If I was a guy, surfing around for porn and I saw that I would definitely grab my bottle of Jergens and start jerkin. Heck I'm a girl and I'd probably rub.....some lotion onto my hands. They're dry. It's winter.

tiffany
Farrah Abraham's Porno Will Haunt Your Existence for Years to Come
166 days ago

Ha! I thought the exact thing you did. Same exact words even. God you're amazing. ;)

tiffany
Miley Really Showed Her Ass on The Internet This Weekend
170 days ago

And I would eat twizzlers while I watched you doing that.

tiffany
Lindsay Lohan Just Gets More And More Stunning
171 days ago

Another bathroom selfie. Aren't we all gorgeous, standing next to a toilet.

tiffany
It Takes a Village (Sans Idiots) to Raise a Child
174 days ago

We take a cute, talented little kid and throw him to the wolves. Then we stand back and cheer them on while they tear him apart. Laugh, while they clean off the bones.

tiffany
LeAnn Rimes Is Going to Creep You Right The Heck Out Today
174 days ago

I'm with Jimmijerx on this one.

tiffany
This Could Be The Greatest Kardashian Selfie to Date
176 days ago

A slow start to the week Emily.

tiffany
Quotables: Everybody Needs an Ed Sheeran in Their Lives
176 days ago

From one muppet to to the other....

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Demi Lovato with Pink Hair Is Possibly The Best Demi Lovato There Is
179 days ago

She looks like a young Boy George.
Stop what you're doing right now and ask yourself, is there anything better I should be doing with my time. Other then to comment on this bit of..nothingness.

tiffany
In What Universe Does Farrah Abraham Belong at The Grammys?
179 days ago

You seriously have to give the girl credit for consistently, marketing herself to the world.

tiffany
LeAnn Rimes: Still Annoying, Still Hot
179 days ago

She would look better with the dress off. Just the heels. Smiling.
Hello.

tiffany
Sorry, We Still Don't Like Kaley Cuoco's Husband
179 days ago

She's funny, hot, cute, blonde. Rich. What brunette would not wish her a life time of misery. Divorce. A life full of bad acne,failed marriages,bad breath and really bad gas. Stupid girl. I hope your stupid marriage fails and your good looking, awkward, fame embarrassed husband leaves you for Tori Spelling or Leanne Rhimes. Oh, and those cutie pie, squished up faces you make are ugly. Also you're a bitch. So there...Signed Emily.

tiffany
Look How Considerate (And Terrifying) Lindsay Lohan Is!
179 days ago

They aren't mine. I borrowed them from a friend. She want's them back but I'm not done with them. I like your obscene, rapier wit. ;)

tiffany
Taylor Momsen Has The Most Hardcore Ass Crack You've Ever Seen
179 days ago

Her butt does look tilted.

tiffany
Taylor Momsen Has The Most Hardcore Ass Crack You've Ever Seen
179 days ago

Didn't find any bits. Those fucking bears were right.

tiffany
Kanye West Doesn't Like to Do Much of Anything, Huh?
179 days ago

The only thing I noticed was her dumpy looking bum in those jeans. When she walked towards the trunk.

tiffany
Kanye West Doesn't Like to Do Much of Anything, Huh?
179 days ago

Jeez. Did you take time out from dismembering cats to write that.

tiffany
Taylor Momsen Has The Most Hardcore Ass Crack You've Ever Seen
182 days ago

It's a lovely ass. I have to say it, it's still a bum. It serves a purpose. I dunno what the fascination is about everyone's ass. All I picture is her sitting on the toilet. I was looking for little bits of toilet paper.

tiffany
Look How Considerate (And Terrifying) Lindsay Lohan Is!
182 days ago

She's got clothes on. It's not a bathroom selfie. It's a great picture to send to your grama.

tiffany
Did Mickey Rourke Finally Stop Being His Own Plastic Surgeon?
182 days ago

The article should read, " Mickey Rourke fires stylist!"
I really want to know why he wears a toque with his shorts. A hoodie with nothing on underneath.
Is he cold or hot. Is he in New York or LA. I don't think he knows. He's confused I think.

tiffany
Ke$ha's Story Is Sadder Than You Ever Thought Possible
184 days ago

Maybe mom should have pushed her into taking that hairdressing course instead. Excuse me while I dont wipe the tears of sadness away. You have to wonder about what motivates her. After all she has, she's probably driving around in a new car, contemplating suicide cause someone yelled at her to lose weight. Waa!!! Buck the f up. Pick up the pace piquante. Here's a novel idea, rely on your voice and sing with your clothes on !

tiffany
Get Ready to Rage: This Is What Kylie Jenner Has Been Reduced To
184 days ago

Aww..maybe she was just getting ready for school and wanted to hike everything up before class.

tiffany
Harry Styles Just Broke Your Heart (if You're Into That Sort of Thing)
186 days ago

The thought of them making out does nothing for me. I can't even imagine the weird, adolescent porn that would follow. Well,now I am. Some images are starting to form....wait....nope. Nothing.

tiffany
Quotables: Of Course This Face is a Poo-Phobic Face
186 days ago

I didn't see the word phobic. I thought Sarah was calling him a poo face.

tiffany
Quotables: Of Course This Face is a Poo-Phobic Face
186 days ago

Ha!!! You are so funny. And you have a giant phallus to boot. How do live with all that.

tiffany
Kendall Jenner Might Not Be So Ridiculous After All!
192 days ago

Why just pics of their dump trunks.

tiffany
Kendall Jenner Might Not Be So Ridiculous After All!
192 days ago

Observations by Issac. You could have your own blog.

tiffany
Jennifer Lawrence is Finally a Jackass
192 days ago

Sarah ! My favorite antagonist !

tiffany
Love It or Leave It: Gwyneth Paltrow Just Got Super Mega Hot
192 days ago

Hehe..I broke my ankle for Christmas. The put plates and nuts and bolts in. Haven't felt up to sarcasm or crutching it to my desk. I think I'm back though.

tiffany
Love It or Leave It: Gwyneth Paltrow Just Got Super Mega Hot
193 days ago

Ew. A blond coat hanger.

tiffany
That Noise You Hear is Lindsay Lohan's Career Singing Its Swan Song
202 days ago

I would too. I'd mauw down hard. I hope she doesnt mind the hot cheese and dollop of sour cream and salsa.

tiffany
That Noise You Hear is Lindsay Lohan's Career Singing Its Swan Song
204 days ago

Tater Tots have more brains. Tastier too.

tiffany
It's Time to Forget About the Trashy Garbage That is "Duck Dynasty"
217 days ago

Oh wait..do I sound like bigot?

tiffany
It's Time to Forget About the Trashy Garbage That is "Duck Dynasty"
217 days ago

These guys are Wal-Mart. They are cheap blankets and shitty camo-underwear.
I personally hate the show. I hate people with beards and I hate camoflage and hillbilly porn and hillbillys.

tiffany
Today in "Most Confusing Alleged Couplings Ever" ...
217 days ago

She looks hung right over.

tiffany
Khloe Kardashian is Really Letting it All Out, Huh?
217 days ago

Haha. She's so sad she has to take selfies. Sad selfies. The I'm just wearing sad clothes and having a bad hair day selfie. The I'm wearing glasses that make me look intelligent, but sad selfie. She married a crack head, who cheated on her. Welcome to the world. It sucks. Boo Hoo. Here is a bucket to hold all my tears for her tortured soul.

tiffany
Seriously, How Hot is This?
217 days ago

That sounded sort of creepy.

tiffany
Hell Hath No Fury Like a Mother Scorned
218 days ago

Haha! Cee U Next Tuesday.

tiffany
Don't Hold Out for That Honorary Literature Degree Yet, Kim Kardashian
218 days ago

She's strange. Beautiful, her face is getting stranger. She has money, rich,weird husband. She's gorgeous. I want to hate her but I can't find anything to hate. She doesn't come across as a bitch, I have to say I'm strangely interested in her. She's got something.

tiffany
Guess Now We Know Where Miley Gets Her Douchey BS From Lately
218 days ago

Cocaine high is about 15 minutes. I don't know this. At all.
The guy is a dick. Who has a beard like that and wears a plaid shirt. Blech. I don't know. I dont' care. Where is Isaac when I need him.

tiffany
Seriously, How Hot is This?
218 days ago

Sarah is gorgeous. Meow..Purr..;)

tiffany
Forever Dumb, Farrah Abraham Is Forever Dumb
218 days ago

Haha..Ok. Im ready. Seriously. Right now. Let's go. Hellooooo...
I'm waiting. :)

tiffany
Sorry for Everything You're About to Experience Here Today
218 days ago

You divorced who you loved, who you loved. They get half of what you made, what you made.

tiffany
Sorry for Everything You're About to Experience Here Today
218 days ago

Awww! It's almost sad to think of them breaking up after such a sappy song. You know it's gonna happen. It will happen just because they made this song.

tiffany
Forever Dumb, Farrah Abraham Is Forever Dumb
218 days ago

If you think about how many people are jerking off in 12 hours on the net, I bet it's around, 70,000?! Lube me up and call me impressed.

tiffany
Seriously, How Hot is This?
218 days ago

I prefer more bouncing spillage. Meeow.

tiffany
Hell Hath No Fury Like a Mother Scorned
218 days ago

I have this problem all the time when I go out shopping in Beverly Hills. Soooo annoying. She should really stick to shopping online or at outlet malls in the valley where no one would give a flying frig about her.

tiffany
Note to Celebrities: STOP TAKING NUDE PICTURES
218 days ago

Is it creepy to say he's a cutie. Yes?
Ok.

tiffany
Nobody Ever Said Harry Styles/Kendall Jenner Had Great Taste
219 days ago

Money can't buy you brains or taste, but at their age who the heck cares. Have fun rich, gorgeous kids! I can taste my jealousy, it's coming up the back of my throat!

tiffany
Note to Celebrities: STOP TAKING NUDE PICTURES
219 days ago

First of all before I say anything. How old is he?

tiffany
Stars Without (Most) Makeup: Taylor Swift is Just Like the Rest of Us
223 days ago

Sarah Taylor is very purr-ty and you're just Melanoma. Sorry, Carcinoma.

tiffany
Forever Dumb, Farrah Abraham Is Forever Dumb
223 days ago

You can't blame her for being dumb. You should really be asking who the fuck is interviewing her! Who is the idiot that is asking these questions and why do they think anyone cares about the answers.

tiffany
Kanye Just Hit New Heights of Ridiculousness
223 days ago

Blech.
Yeezus probably thinks Christmas was created just for him.

tiffany
Somebody Needs to Step In and Do the Right Thing Here
223 days ago

The cheese has definitely slid off of her cracker.

tiffany
Brandi, She's a Fine Girl
223 days ago

Only the Sailors said Brandy you're a fine girl. Sailors.

tiffany
Brandi, She's a Fine Girl
223 days ago

Ha!

tiffany
Quotables: Sofia Vergara Isn't Going for "Likable" This Year, Huh?
223 days ago

Most people see you as a beautiful woman with giant jugs who is on that TV show. You know, the one that wins a bunch of awards but nobody I know watches. Thank's for telling us your smart too. We've all been wondering about your collection of Masters Degrees and contributions to Stem Cell research.

tiffany
Miley Cyrus Ruined Christmas. No, Again.
223 days ago

If this is what you think my unique form of self expression is? Posting hate comments on gossip sites? I'd be offended if it wasn't for the fact that you just may be right.

tiffany
Quotables: Pattie Mallette Just Needs to Knock It Off Already
226 days ago

She said pray for me. Maybe she needs to sign up with Christian mingle.

tiffany
Miley Cyrus Ruined Christmas. No, Again.
226 days ago

Haha..lets not confuse each others fascinations. We'd really be in trouble. Insert a semi-colon and half of a quotation here. ;)
I said colon.

tiffany
Imagine That, a Cute and Charming Lohan!
226 days ago

Hey! I know this look! Every morning, I go out into my garden wearing my see-threw body suit. I water my uh, Lilacs? Than I get a little cold, so I put my sweater on my head.

tiffany
Tila Tequila Just Lost Her Grip in a Major Way
226 days ago

You need to have a grip before you can lose one.

tiffany
Love It or Leave It: Miley Cyrus Sure Looks Clean, Huh?
226 days ago

All she is missing is a Ushanka, big winter coat and her hand, passing you all the money she made.

tiffany
Love It or Leave It: Miley Cyrus Sure Looks Clean, Huh?
226 days ago

Much. Can you imagine her with a breast enlargement. She'd fall forward or backward. Every time she walked or stood up.

tiffany
Love It or Leave It: Miley Cyrus Sure Looks Clean, Huh?
226 days ago

Ha! Peanut butter and dog licking. Are you sure that's a celeb habit. It was very descriptive. Hmm?!

tiffany
Miley Cyrus Ruined Christmas. No, Again.
226 days ago

I can't help but see her bent over in that half squat, not sure if she wants to take a crap or get laid. In that position, with that face and tongue hanging out all stupid like I can't help but imagine, is that what it would be like to have sex with her ? Gack. "Harder Santa..oh ya..faster..I'm gonna blow the stripes right off your big fat candy cane. Sweet nib-lets I'm going to orgasm all over your north pole, maybe squirt creamed corn all over your creepy, crackhead looking Santa Suit."
Geez, she's grotty.

tiffany
Miley Cyrus Ruined Christmas. No, Again.
226 days ago

That's pretty bitchy to post about someones spelling!
Apt handle though!

tiffany
This is the Dumbest That Anyone Has Ever Looked in the History of Everything
226 days ago

Sooo darn sick of Courtney Stoddens wedgie!!! Can't you change the picture?? I'd rather see Rob Ford picking out his tightie whities from his ass than her.

tiffany
Love It or Leave It: Miley Cyrus Sure Looks Clean, Huh?
226 days ago

Mileys hair? There is a book somewhere,anywhere, that has to be better than talking about her hair. Cookbook, phone book, anything.

tiffany
This is the Dumbest That Anyone Has Ever Looked in the History of Everything
229 days ago

How can you not want to. It's right there to your right. It's on every page. Heck, I've seen it so much I think I want to bang her bum too.

tiffany
How is It Possible That Kim Kardashian Can Make Such Dumb Faces?
229 days ago

It is a dumb face. It's literally stupid. Her face is so frozen she can't even make a duck face. It's more of platypus face. What makes it dumb is that she thinks we want to see it. I can go on my teenage daughters facebook and find sweeter, cuter duck faces than this shallow mallard.

tiffany
How is It Possible That Kim Kardashian Can Make Such Dumb Faces?
229 days ago

Too funny. You should be careful when critiquing others. You put a period behind stupidest and than started off with no capital on dumb ass and also you put dumb and ass together. Like it's one word. Just saying basically what you said about publicly knocking. Or did you mean pubic-ally cocking.
Sorry, I hear the school bell ringing.

tiffany
You're Still Not Prepared for How Hot Miley's Big Sister Is
229 days ago

What does she do? Why are we looking at her ? Because she's Miley's sister?
Why? Why even with no question mark. Just why as a statement.

tiffany
Love It or Leave It: This is a Miss, Lindsay. A Big, Gilded Mess.
229 days ago

That doesn't sound like you. Looking at her eyes !

tiffany
Kendall Jenner is Stinking Gorgeous
229 days ago

I find it sort of depressing that I will have to spend the next 20 years hearing how gorgeous these two girls are, while I'll be trying on colored Depends that won't wrinkle under my polyester pants.

tiffany
Love It or Leave It: This is a Miss, Lindsay. A Big, Gilded Mess.
229 days ago

Lindsay looks pretty normal for Lindsay. Her breasts are covered, much to Isaacs dismay. She's not drunk, her nose isn't covered in blow. Her hair isn't purple and she's showing her freckles. Her dress though is sort of Rue 21. Who am I to judge, in my Hot topic t-shirt and old navy pants.

tiffany
Let's Not For a Second Pretend That Paul Walker's Accident is Anything But What it Really Is
229 days ago

Well, some of the best writers ever, did not write for others. Some writers never even got read while they where alive. Some writers write just to piss others off. It's all objective, just like your mean-girls opinions.

tiffany
Despite Everything, Nigella Lawson Remains Awesome
229 days ago

Haha..you make me laugh. Not sure if that means I need to get out more or not. ; )

tiffany
Why Do You Do This to Yourself (and Us), Kim Kardashian?
229 days ago

While we are laughing at her, she's laughing all the way to the bank. Crumby how that works.

tiffany
Love It or Leave It: Jessica Biel Is Just Phenomenal
229 days ago

Haha..yes. Sorry. What was I thinking.

tiffany
Love It or Leave It: Jessica Biel Is Just Phenomenal
230 days ago


Geez..that's pretty hard. Are you sure your not using a flash light..

tiffany
Why Do You Do This to Yourself (and Us), Kim Kardashian?
230 days ago

She has this zombie look. She looks miserable. Like a blow up doll come to life and she's not sure what to do next.

tiffany
Love It or Leave It: Jessica Biel Is Just Phenomenal
230 days ago

Is it just me or is anyone tired of looking at Courtneys Stoddens wedgie.I like a good wedgie, but hers is awkward and she's holding on to it for dear life..
It's everywhere I scroll on filet-o-fish.

tiffany
Love It or Leave It: Jessica Biel Is Just Phenomenal
230 days ago

I find Jessica as interesting as oatmeal. Her movies kind of blow, she doesn't have giant breasts or blinding assets. I don't know what makes her a phenom. She's like the seniors breakfast option. Healthy yet filling, bland and doesn't cause heartburn.

tiffany
The Only Thing Douchier Than Adam Levine is His Love
230 days ago

He is douchier than an actual douche. The guy should have named his clothing line at Kmart, the Adam Levine Summers Eve collection.

tiffany
Despite Everything, Nigella Lawson Remains Awesome
230 days ago

Thank-you observer underscore the lovely.

tiffany
Doves Cry When Jennifer Lawrence's Mouth Opens
230 days ago

Lets hope the doves are only crying, when Jennifer opens her mouth.

tiffany
Man Cannot Live on Miley Alone
230 days ago

Observer looks better than Miley, yes. He's several hot chicks in one. I don't know about Issac though Jack, have never seen him.

tiffany
Despite Everything, Nigella Lawson Remains Awesome
230 days ago

I would have smashed my lunch plate right upside this guys noggin if he'd of grabbed me. When he was lying on the floor, moaning I would have finished off my piece of work with some hot coffee and a pepper shower. Do you think she antagonized him in public on purpose ? If so it was very smart of her. Now instead of her knowing he's smegma, we all do.

tiffany
Despite Everything, Nigella Lawson Remains Awesome
230 days ago

You don't drive a hot, fast car do you? This relationship is totally off if you're driving something flashy and expensive.

tiffany
Despite Everything, Nigella Lawson Remains Awesome
230 days ago

Ok, stupid because it's probably so simple. Some code that I can't fit in or change. How can I replace my actual face with the shadow face..I'm tired of the Kanye pic I've got there now and want to replace it with my jugs or smiling face.

tiffany
Despite Everything, Nigella Lawson Remains Awesome
230 days ago

Yes. It's been awhile since I've used the words poop and cupcakes together as well.

tiffany
Let's Not For a Second Pretend That Paul Walker's Accident is Anything But What it Really Is
230 days ago

If you find yourself in a hole Sarah, you just call out my name. And you know wherever I am, I'll come running, to see you again. Winter, Spring, Summer or Fall, all you've got to do is call. ; )

tiffany
Despite Everything, Nigella Lawson Remains Awesome
231 days ago

Can I ask you a stupid question.

tiffany
And Now for Another Obnoxious Lady Gaga Moment
231 days ago

She's off her lithium.

tiffany
Despite Everything, Nigella Lawson Remains Awesome
231 days ago

Blech. What a gross, manipulative psychopath. Old farts like him drive me bonkers. Old saggy balls and a psychopathic mind. I hope he has some sort of medical emergency that lands him being spoon fed chocholate pudding and drooling stewed prunes while he poops his own pants. He probably drives a hot car too. Old farts that drive hot cars really frost my cupcakes.

tiffany
Lady Gaga's Hitting That Desperation Ceiling With Her Vulva Again
231 days ago

I don't mind her vulva, it's just that it's attached to her body and head.

tiffany
Let's Not For a Second Pretend That Paul Walker's Accident is Anything But What it Really Is
231 days ago

If a sky diver's parachute fails and he falls to the ground, is it OK to even say the words out loud, "What the hell was he doing jumping from a perfectly good airplane?" Sarah Taylor just put it out there for discussion, not because she's an asshole.
It's a horrible thing in general. I don't even really think it should be on here for discussion, but it is and you all are discussing it. That's for sure. Death, Religion,Politics are all arguments with no end.

tiffany
Man Cannot Live on Miley Alone
231 days ago

One idiot plus one idiot, equals two.

tiffany
Thanks for Being Super Hot, Selena Gomez
231 days ago

You say that now..

tiffany
Thanks for Being Super Hot, Selena Gomez
231 days ago

Ya. Just don't go falling in love with her. Good way to a kill a 3 way.

tiffany
Sorry, But Tom Hanks Raised a Mega Douche
231 days ago

Teenagers having a twitter war.

tiffany
Lady Gaga's Hitting That Desperation Ceiling With Her Vulva Again
231 days ago

On black friday, there was a giant tower of her CD's that came with a t-shirt. The next day we went back and everything in the store was pretty much gone, but the giant tower of Lady Gaga stuff was still in place, untouched. It was kind of funny.

tiffany
Just When You Thought Farrah Abraham Couldn't Sink Any Lower
231 days ago

Ohh. Never heard about any of that. Although come to think of it I did hear something about rehab for booze or something preemptive. I just meant as trash goes she's not the trashiest of trash. More like recycling. ?!

tiffany
Thanks for Being Super Hot, Selena Gomez
232 days ago

And the picture was not taken in a bathroom. She gets prettier all the time.

tiffany
When the Hell Did Katy Perry and John Mayer Get Cute?
232 days ago

They are adorable. I hope they last at least 5 or 6 years and have little adorable children. They will all sail threw an 'amicable' divorce where both Mom and Dad still love and respect each other threw their 'difficult' time.
I just re-swallowed my gastroesophageal reflux.

tiffany
How is Courtney Stodden Even Doing This?
232 days ago

I have legs and feet too. ; )

tiffany
If This is Jada Pinkett-Smith's Post-Split Revenge Body, IT'S WORKING
232 days ago

No, you can't tell at all she has two children. I'm sure though that her two children would most likely tell her though, something to the effect, that Mom..do you have to wear that to the beach. Mom, your uh..bathing suit is like right up your crack. Just saying. My teenagers have no problem telling me that what I'm wearing is dorky, dumb or embarrassing. Albeit I don't have an ass that's as tight and mocha-like as hers. Still, if her teenage son was around, how could his friends not want to hang out around his mom. Weird, rich beautiful parents can do anything they want I guess.

tiffany
Thanks for Being Super Hot, Selena Gomez
232 days ago

I think she should hook up with Issac.
She is totally beautiful.

tiffany
Justin Bieber Just Made the Most Uncomfortable Video Ever
232 days ago

Why do you keep showing the same dumb picture of him ? Is that on purpose to keep up with the article? I'm not a fan, just wondering why every time I've come on I see the same dumb picture of him.

tiffany
Just When You Thought Farrah Abraham Couldn't Sink Any Lower
232 days ago

No matter how much you hate her, the girl does not rest on her laurels. Maybe her hands and knees. I never hear about her getting drunk or high at clubs, she doesn't selfie near as much as Lindsay or Miley. She is always working at something. She's more a member of Chuck E Cheese than Mensa, but she's not on welfare, in jail, rehab or getting married to the first chuckle head that asks. I don't think it's a crime to have a nice butt hole and be a bit vapid. Kim Kardashian needs more attention than her. Miley and her tongue. Kaley Kookoo getting married to the 3rd or 4th guy that has asked. When you compare her to the rest, she's not all that ridiculous. Sorry in advance.

tiffany
How is Courtney Stodden Even Doing This?
232 days ago

Haha. Well it's always good to put a face, or breasts, to the person writing.

tiffany
How is Courtney Stodden Even Doing This?
233 days ago

I know with my own breasts, that every second really does count.

tiffany
The Kardashian Khristmas Kard Also Just Krapped All Over Khristmas
233 days ago

Did we even ask for a card? I know I didn't. I completely forgot to send them one of mine. Now I feel bad.

tiffany
Doesn't Seem Like Lindsay Lohan Wants Her Career Back, Huh?
233 days ago

Phewf. Now I can back to the couch and watch Springer. My day is back on track.

tiffany
How is Courtney Stodden Even Doing This?
233 days ago

She was talking to her breasts.

tiffany
Joe Jonas' Sex and Drugs is the Only Sex and Drugs You Wanna Hear About This Morning
233 days ago

Here I thought this was going to be about him snorting fat rails off of Demi and Miley's budding breasts. Weed at 17, 18, sex at 20. He's like the Bran Muffin of rock stars.

tiffany
Brace Yourself: Justin Bieber's New Song is GOOD
233 days ago

Could you pick a different picture. I saw one of him on the beach recently in his shorts. It would make it slightly easier to digest the statement about pure awe. Not much easier, like switching antacids.

tiffany
Doesn't Seem Like Lindsay Lohan Wants Her Career Back, Huh?
233 days ago


Do you wake up and eat the heads off of small kittens for breakfast.

tiffany
Doesn't Seem Like Lindsay Lohan Wants Her Career Back, Huh?
233 days ago

Oh really..so that's how it is. I get it. Sure. After everything I've done for you. After everything we shared. The Abbreva and Valtrex don't count.

tiffany
Doesn't Seem Like Lindsay Lohan Wants Her Career Back, Huh?
233 days ago

The pics of her are beautiful, in some weird, tragic 70's sort of way. Like they where pics of someone that was here, but now is gone. I find them creepy but pretty. They look very natural. It's sexy to see freckles.

tiffany
Heidi Montag Looks So, So Much Better
233 days ago

She is very anatomically correct.

tiffany
Lorde: The Coolest Chick You Don't Know
239 days ago

I don't know what it is, I generally don't just dislike someone immediately, but there is something about her that annoys me. I don't like her and I can't say why.

tiffany
This is How the World Ends
239 days ago

Yes. Totally agree.

tiffany
Miley's Not Even Trying Anymore
239 days ago

I have my pajama jeans onesie.
It's got cheese puff powder on it. Stains. I'm sexy and I know it.

tiffany
Lorde: The Coolest Chick You Don't Know
239 days ago

Yes. She talks a lot for one song.

tiffany
Thanks for Being You, Kanye
239 days ago

Carpe diem adipem porcum.

tiffany
Thanks for Being You, Kanye
239 days ago

Pretty sure Shakespeare didn't write anything about fat pigs.

tiffany
This is How the World Ends
239 days ago

Yess! You want grandchildren, you just want them to be above the idiocracy.

tiffany
Thanks for Being You, Kanye
239 days ago

In my last life I was a rapper. I was ahead of my time.

tiffany
Thanks for Being You, Kanye
239 days ago

What fucking soft light, threw the mother fucking window breaks. It isn't the east yo'. It's North West and my porn star'ho Kim ,the mother fucking sun. Yo.

tiffany
This is How the World Ends
239 days ago

Also..I thought the end of the world would involve Zombies. Not ex-Disney stars and Black Eyed Peas.

tiffany
This is How the World Ends
239 days ago

Anyone that names himself Will.I.Am and dresses like he won a shopping spree at the local mall, should be in a video with Ms. Tongue. Two annoying,over rated people deserve each other. Twerk away Turkeys. Thanksgiving is coming. One day you'll both fade away into obscurity and we can be annoyed by someone else.
Also there is no way you can penetrate the impenetrable wall that is Sarah Taylor. Your hate will bounce off of her like a quarter falling on Courtney Stoddens Breasts.

tiffany
Stars Without Makeup: Thank God Kylie Jenner Got Rid of Those Horrid Bangs
239 days ago

Since when do you care about their faces?! All this time I thought it was intellect and rapier wit that gave you a stiffy. I think she just had the bangs for one night to cover up a huge zit she had on her forehead.

tiffany
Miley's Not Even Trying Anymore
240 days ago

Yes..I think we are going to meet late at night. In the dark with nothing on but the soft glow of the monitor.

tiffany
Miley's Not Even Trying Anymore
240 days ago

We should stop talking about this, Isaac is skeet,skeet,skeeting all over his monitor. What a mess.

tiffany
Miley's Not Even Trying Anymore
240 days ago

Haha..say it like is.

tiffany
Miley's Not Even Trying Anymore
240 days ago

Ha! Yes. Nice description.

tiffany
Can We Please Stop Calling Katy Perry Racist Now?
240 days ago

Ha..that was pretty bad.

tiffany
Miley's Not Even Trying Anymore
240 days ago

Don't hold back on your thoughts.

tiffany
Can We Please Stop Calling Katy Perry Racist Now?
240 days ago

That was almost sweet. Do you have a fever?

tiffany
Can We Please Stop Calling Katy Perry Racist Now?
240 days ago

Who is calling her racist? The mayor of who-ville. Nice hook with no fish at the end. Bah.

tiffany
Miley Cyrus ≠ Brandi Cyrus -- Happy AMAs!
240 days ago

From far away, she looks like an attractive girl.

tiffany
Sorry About Lil' Kim's Camel Toe, Friends
240 days ago

OH yessss. I have my Jergens and a washcloth right here. Where's yours.

tiffany
The 5 Best Dressed of the 2013 American Music Awards
240 days ago

Sarah's boobs want to hop out of her dress and bounce on over to the Jenner girl, who's dress is screaming for boobs.

tiffany
The 5 Worst Dressed of the 2013 American Music Awards!
240 days ago

Meaty. Descriptive. I imagine them all covered in gravy. With a side of mashed potatoes.

tiffany
The 5 Worst Dressed of the 2013 American Music Awards!
240 days ago

I wore my pajamas to the awards show. In my room. No one put me on any list..:(

tiffany
Lady Gaga is the World's Biggest Hypocrite
240 days ago

In both of those pictures, she has the strangest expression. It's sort of a vapid,open mouth, empty look. Like she's stoned out of her tree and thinking about what snacks she's going to get at 7'11 later.

tiffany
Seth Rogen/James Franco Motorcycle Sex is Hotter
240 days ago

HA! This is hilarious. It doesn't make the song sound any better, but I'd rather watch these two any day. Ha. Good Morning to you Sarah!

tiffany
Miley's Not Even Trying Anymore
240 days ago

I don't know why it did that twice. And I spelled Isaac wrong. The thought of it got me excited and mixed up.

tiffany
Miley's Not Even Trying Anymore
240 days ago

I can't stand her tongue always sticking out. I would like to see her use it on Issacs bum though.

tiffany
Sorry About Lil' Kim's Camel Toe, Friends
241 days ago

Eww? A slow day for witticism.

tiffany
Sorry, Miley, No Amount of Black Eyebrow Dye is Gonna Make This Work
241 days ago

It means one day Sarah Taylor, your
boss will read your work and suspend your bathroom privileges. No water breaks. Ground you to your desk to live out eternity, writing about Miley Cyrus's eyebrows. Bad Girl!

tiffany
Aww, Look Who's Being Awful Again!
241 days ago

I wouldn't know a tweet if it bit me on the ass.I don't even own a cell phone. However I did read the article and it really does infer that she replied to a tweet that called her a chubby bumpkin! Not trying to defend the woman, I have nothing personal vested in her or her marital woes.
It's just too early to hate for me. I have to wait until I've had my coffee and everyone has had a chance to grate on me. By 3 or 4 I'll be pissed off at everyone. :)

tiffany
Sorry About Lil' Kim's Camel Toe, Friends
241 days ago

Nice! What's the world coming to when there is nothing to do but make fun of someones really unfortunate pic. You could take a pic at that angle of any ones hooha and turn it into a camel show, a million yoga pant wearing women do it everyday. Heck, why don't you just skip the story and post the URL for cameltoe.com or something. Skip the spoon and story facade and eat this slop with a pointy fork. Go right for the meaty stuff.

tiffany
Aww, Look Who's Being Awful Again!
241 days ago

It would look like Dean is the one who wanted to get in on the action. All Leanne did was laugh when someone called her a chubby country bumpkin. She never put it out there, she laughed at herself and then her very sensitive ex, who likes to twitter, weighed in on it. This is a story about nothing at all, the world will still spin and we can all go back to our Sunday morning.

tiffany
So How Hot Did Rumer Willis Get?
242 days ago

She doesn't look like everyone eles. She doesn't look half as annoying as the Jenner Girls. She looks like she might actually have a personality and maybe some brains.

tiffany
So How Hot Did Rumer Willis Get?
242 days ago

Over and over until what? Until she became conscious or awake?! ;)

tiffany
Human Beings Are Screwed
243 days ago

I'm going to put on my trench coat. Go for a walk around the playground.

tiffany
Human Beings Are Screwed
243 days ago

I feel like a dirty old man looking at this.

tiffany
Crap, Two Days in a Row and We're Singing Praises About Hotness and Things
244 days ago

Sleestak..what is that. Do I want to know.
Yes. Tell me. Please.

tiffany
Crap, Two Days in a Row and We're Singing Praises About Hotness and Things
244 days ago

Um..I meant to say it looks like her skirt got stuck in her ginch.
I got so excited about the toilet thing my fingers were excited.

tiffany
Crap, Two Days in a Row and We're Singing Praises About Hotness and Things
244 days ago

It looks like her skirt got stuck in her in ginch after using the washroom.

Issac Apple Newton is right, I'm obsessed with toilets.

tiffany
Courtney Stodden is Gonna Do Big, Big Things Soon
244 days ago

Dignity and grace. So far away from the bathroom self portrait.

tiffany
Another Day, Another Reason to Roll Your Eyes at Lady Gaga
244 days ago


I've never wished for anyone to fall off the earth, but I wouldn't mind if when she is out in space with Richard Branson that they accidentally float away into the universe. Find a new planet to take over.

tiffany
Who Even Knows Who Taylor Swift is Dating, Honestly
244 days ago


I've been looking everywhere for you..like Sherry Nugil from Real Genius.
Is your gravitational pull strong enough to handle the giant mass that is me. Flatten your apple into pie Issac Newton.

tiffany
THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH
244 days ago

They are just rich, young kids. It's about as serious as a cold sore. They'll have been with a whack of different people. They'll both spawn mini-me's, get married and divorced, have bitter custody fights and get married again. Should just accept the fact we have to hear about it all for the next 20 years. By then I'll be sixty and more interested in ads for attends, depends and metamucil. By than maybe she'll be on Valtrex and that's Ok with me too. I'll be too busy spritzing in my polyester pants.

tiffany
Courtney Stodden is Gonna Do Big, Big Things Soon
244 days ago

Didn't you mean toilet..

tiffany
Oh Khloe, Cut the Crap, All Right?
245 days ago

It's not fun unless you have to clean it up with towels afterwards.

tiffany
Love It or Leave It: LeAnn Rimes Looks Hot, But You Can Barely See it Through All the Clingy
245 days ago

At what price. We will never know that. It's none of my business. Sooooo many people have cheated and than married and moved on. He looks pretty happy to me, his hand is planted firmly on her back and HE is holding her..! Yeesh. It's official. I only come because I love the weird way Thelma and Louise write and the comments people make.

tiffany
Who Even Knows Who Taylor Swift is Dating, Honestly
245 days ago

There are more creeper ads than posts.
Wealthy People.org?
Only if you are successful and attractive.
I'd like to meet greasy, pustular douche bags, with no money or job!
Where is brokeass fugly people.org when you need it.

tiffany
The Smith Children Got Real Weird at The "Catching Fire" Premiere
245 days ago

This just in! Kids at movie premier making weird poses.
Teenagers are odd in general.
Anyone want some of my dip, it goes good with any chips you may have on your shoulder.

tiffany
Love It or Leave It: Of Course You Love It -- You'd be Crazy Not To
245 days ago

Ha! Actually I never said anything bad about her at all. I don't recall where I ever typed that she looked like crap. I think I said yawn. Indicating, boring story. Melissa Joan Hart, who cares. Yawn. Snore. My Grama looks great too, lets write a story about her. Hilarious! So sweet of you to tell Melissa not to worry. Somewhere, Melissa is not reading this,but you totally made her day with your positive,upbeat,comments!

I'm going to find some dip for the chips on my shoulders.

tiffany
Kendall Jenner Just Took Her 18 to a Whole New, Scary Level
245 days ago

One's definition of news could be argued..;)

tiffany
This is Not a Good Look, Miley Cyrus.
245 days ago

Why bother with the entire article. Young Miley, bleached her eyebrows and sticks out her tongue again. Woot Woot. Immediately stop the presses and alert everyone.

tiffany
Oh Khloe, Cut the Crap, All Right?
245 days ago

Me too, only it was in the back of my pants.

tiffany
Sounds Like Lady Gaga Really IS A Mess
246 days ago

Yay! Something actually interesting that wasn't mean. That was a good article Emily.
Perez Hilton is somewhere, pleased as punch.

tiffany
Kendall Jenner Just Took Her 18 to a Whole New, Scary Level
246 days ago

She's old enough to do what she wants. Her nips are lovely, she's a lovely girl. Brook Shields was young and now she sells lazy boy recliners and skin cream. Who the heck knows what Kendell will grow up to be, but we know she will be rich and what the f.. Who the F.cares about this garbage. This isn't even news, this isn't gossip, it's just plain out ragging on people for being beautiful, rich and famous. Is it really your mode of operandi to write like this?? I reallllly want to know Sarah if this is what the point is. What is the purpose of this kind of writing??

tiffany
Quotables: Kanye in Love Is The BEST Kanye
246 days ago

Awww..I think I'm going to throw up rainbows and unicorns. So sweet I think I might choke on the handful of lovehearts I just swallowed at once. This is regurgitation from Ellen. Whooopity dooo.

tiffany
What in the HELL is THIS, Kanye West?!
246 days ago

Haha! Hilariously Bad.

tiffany
Love It or Leave It: Lindsay Lohan, You in Danger, Girl
246 days ago

Sarah Taylor,here's the thing.

"You in danger girl" Danger of what ?

" really be attributed to is the cigarettes, and maybe if she's a coffee drinker. "

Uhm..why would it affect only one tooth?

"We're not here to slam Lindsay for her vices or her habits,"
but then you say,

"except for the cigarettes"

What the hell.

Article should read, " Lindsay Lohan, walking with headphones. Her tooth looks strange, otherwise, nothing to see here people. Carry on."

tiffany
It Was Only a Sad Matter of Time Before Courtney Stodden Started Showing Off Her Nipples
247 days ago

All the plastic.
Women that do that are clearly thinking about the environment, the carbon foot prints they are leaving behind. Very thoughtful of them to go green.
When we are done staring at them, we can recycle them like a bag of diet coke bottles.

tiffany
... You Didn't Do Anything Foolish and Mess With Your Lips, Did You, Kendall Jenner?
247 days ago

I don't think it's Sarah Taylor herself. I'm fairly certain they are being told what and how to write about. They really have to make stuff from nothing. I think they write exactly how they are suppose to write. Sarah and Emily seem to write the same way. Long sentences punctuated with questions that make us feel like we are gossiping with a teenage girl. Who ever came up with this sight seems to want to engage us in some sort of bitch-fest conversation. It works two some degree.
See what I did there.

tiffany
Love It or Leave It: Khloe Kardashian is a GLORIOUS Blonde
249 days ago

I don't get it. Three whole sentences about a Kardashians Hair.
Is this news or gossip..
Their hair color can come and go, just like their husbands.

tiffany
Oh, Honey, NO
249 days ago

What is this..news? Gossip? WTF. Who cares about his beard. What?!

tiffany
UPDATED Memo to Miranda Kerr: Step Away From the Photoshop and Grow Up, Jackass
250 days ago

I have this image in my mind of Sarah Taylor, licking her fingertips after having shredded and eaten Miranda Kerr into pieces. Her hair wild, her face covered in hot model sauce. A giant serial killer grin on her face!

tiffany
All Eye-Rolling Aside, Kylie Jenner's Pretty Gorgeous, Right?
250 days ago

All eye rolling aside, here is a picture of Kylie Jenner with her eyes closed. That's it. That is the whole story. It must be quiet where you are Sarah Taylor!

tiffany
Say What You Want About Her, But These Pictures of Kim Kardashian are Gorgeous
251 days ago

No one said anything about the cut off t-shirt thing. Above the ass.

tiffany
Say What You Want About Her, But These Pictures of Kim Kardashian are Gorgeous
251 days ago

Missing. Small dog. Last seen in the area of..

Insert muffled woof.

tiffany
Courtney Stodden Got Her Best Face Ready for Bethenny Frankel
251 days ago

Only in the US can a woman/child make money off of being molested,married and divorced before the ripe old age of 20. She will be forever young, plasticated and rich, while the rest of us, prune up and apply for our pensions. Our vagina flaps, tapping out a tempo on the way to the line.

tiffany
Say What You Want About Her, But These Pictures of Kim Kardashian are Gorgeous
251 days ago

Her butt looks kind of marbled. I'd have to say maybe she should switch from the pencil skirt to the jumbo crayon box, mom pants.

tiffany
Quotables: Miley Cyrus Has the Maturity Level of a 3-Year-Old
252 days ago

Uhm..I don't think she's reading your yell. In fact she is not reading or listening to any of this. Your advice and opinions are merely a fart in the internet wind.

tiffany
Quotables: Miley Cyrus Has the Maturity Level of a 3-Year-Old
252 days ago

I'm sorry Sarah ! In advance.
Good Chuck? Argh.

tiffany
Quotables: Lady Gaga Should Just Shut Up Forever
252 days ago

Her hair was soft, her skin flawless. Her waist, cinched tighter than a bag of kittens being thrown into the river.

tiffany
Sorry About This -- All of the Sorries Ever, Really
252 days ago

To make a short story shorter,they have sex and talk about having kids.
Newsflash!

tiffany
Mariah Carey's Letting It All Hang Out These Days, Huh?
252 days ago

Unless she's smoking Ray Bans, I'd say she's got sunglasses.

tiffany
Courtney Stodden Is Single Now, And So BOOBS!
252 days ago

Ew! I wondered what Dookie ment. I looked at pic 8. Nasty business. Blow job mouth, divorced, poopie pants. She'll be fine, like the rest of us. Minus the brown, bikini bottom.

tiffany
It's Time to Take a Selfie Break, Lindsay Lohan
253 days ago

She's a teenage girl with her new phone. Breaking news. This just in.

tiffany
Would It Kill Kaley Cuoco to Get A Little Bit of Sense?!
258 days ago

Even the funny, popular girls lose their marbles to balls that promise forever. No one is safe from the stupidity of love.

tiffany
Love It or Leave It: LeAnn Rimes' Boring Outfit and Weird Clinginess
258 days ago

Still people coming to read it. Something is working. Or something is not working, yet people find the vitriol compelling. Either way it's your shtick, so keep on shtick-ing to it. See what I did there..

tiffany
Kylie Jenner Can Add "Insensitive" and "Ill-Spoken" to Her Repertoire Now
258 days ago

Maybe she meant Bi-sexual! See, I solved every ones problem. It is news worthy now, and both sides can equally be offended, or turned on, whichever you like! Ahhh..that was my first thing to do on my list today. Resolve conflict while taking first sip of coffee. Now if I could just show my boobs to Observer. It's the second thing on my list.

tiffany
Love It or Leave It: LeAnn Rimes' Boring Outfit and Weird Clinginess
259 days ago

Evil. I really do only come here to read the evil, horrible writing.

tiffany
Renee Zellweger's Face -- A Few Days Later and Still So Different
259 days ago

Maybe they. her eyes, drove her crazy, her whole life. She can do whatever the hell she wants.

tiffany
Kylie Jenner Can Add "Insensitive" and "Ill-Spoken" to Her Repertoire Now
259 days ago

How come when I complain about the writing I get skewered from other readers. And the writers. No fair! Unjust!

tiffany
Oh, Great, Lady Gaga is Going to Teach Us All About "Art" Again
260 days ago

That mouth thing has got to be uncomfortable. At least Marilyn Manson had the creepy music to go with the creepy persona. It makes no sense to me to portray something as simple as pop music as something dark, creepy and deep. I'm glad I'm old and don't have to buy this crap. Glad my teenagers don't listen to it either. In her campaign to be relevant she's made herself the opposite.

tiffany
Kylie Jenner is in For Some Serious Trouble
260 days ago

Blah Blah.If no one knew her, she'd be just be your average hot chick, looking for attention. Who knows anymore how old anyone is. There are a lot of parents out there with teenage girls posting worse on their facebook page. Better to focus on what's going on in your own house instead of the Krapdashians kids. Unless your kids can somehow make you money....hmm.

tiffany
Halloween Was an Exercise in Poor Judgement All Around, Huh, Miley?
261 days ago

I have not seen someone drink from a Malibu bottle since high school. I'm not saying anything else. Nothing. I'm going to pretend I'm one of the Go-Go's and seal my lips. Sit on my hands. Sarah has to come up with something from nothing and she does that well. Actually, she seems far more intriguing than Miley.

tiffany
Nicki Minaj Went as Trash Last Night for Halloween
264 days ago

This is a lovely article Sarah Taylor.

tiffany
Love It or Leave It: Lady Gaga is Stunning Today, Sorry
264 days ago

Oh..that's not a hat, it's her umbrella.

tiffany
Love It or Leave It: Lady Gaga is Stunning Today, Sorry
264 days ago

Ya, I should start commenting the actual information in the article I guess. Let's see, I think Lady Gaga is stunning today, but not yesterday. Her hat. Love it, love it!

tiffany
Love It or Leave It: Lady Gaga is Stunning Today, Sorry
265 days ago

Geez. You say she's a straight up fool and then she's gorgeous. You say LOVE IT and in the same breath LEAVE IT. Apologize because she's gorgeous. Gack.
I have no other comment for this article. Don't want to bully the writers.
Writer. Person getting paid to write article.

tiffany
Kelly Clarkson Is Asking for The Weirdest Christmas Present
265 days ago

It's ok if they write crappy articles. Did you know we don't have to come here and read it? I didn't know that. Thank goodness one of the writers told me.

tiffany
So Miley Cyrus' Halloween Costume is Kinda Hot, Right?
265 days ago

"You so hot girl". Is that your street cred voice. WTF. General attraction discomfort. Should say general article discomfort. Side effects include being grateful for coffee and the real morning news. Amanda Bynes. Shakes head incredulously.

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Kelly Clarkson Is Asking for The Weirdest Christmas Present
266 days ago

Whewf! And here all along I thought I was being forced. Probed with virtual pokers to come and make useless comments. What a relief to know.

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Kelly Clarkson Is Asking for The Weirdest Christmas Present
266 days ago

She's not that bright for wanting a baby? You're a jerk.

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Don't Worry, Everybody, At Least Dolly Parton Still Loves Miley Cyrus
266 days ago

Emily should go away for a bit.

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What on Earth Is This Guy Doing Dating Farrah Abraham?!
266 days ago

Geez, stop trying to figure out what the two most irrelevant people on the earth talk about and write a real article already.

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Miley Cyrus Has Some Seriously Skewed Priorities
267 days ago

"I think everyone's really written my life for me in the last five years -- so skewed/ skewed version of it."

So that's the comment that Leann Rimes made. Uses the word skewed.

The title of this deep article is, "Skewed priorities".
Sooo, Sarah or Emily decided to use this as the word of the day I guess.
Skewed. Like the boneheads that write this crap. I think I only come here just to read the bad writing. I'm sure there is something else I could do with my time, but until I find it, I'll just keep skewing the screw heads on this sight.

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Um, When Did Jennifer Hudson Get Super Mega Hot?
267 days ago

No one has to edit my shit, site or shite because I'm not getting paid to write, right or rite.

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Um, When Did Jennifer Hudson Get Super Mega Hot?
268 days ago

Just for funzies, let's talk about how stupid the writing is on this sight. Right? But man, who edits the shit on here. Transform it from BOOM to BLECH.

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Quotables: Kim Kardashian's Mouth is a Cavern of Skullduggery
268 days ago

I had three kids and can honestly say I never once came home and checked out my vag. I was too tired and sore and worried about the new life I had in my hands. Worried about whether or not my husband had enough groceries at home, blah, blah. Only Kim Kardashian could say something so ridiculously vain. Only Sarah Taylor could write something so ridiculously idiotic, like,"even if you're the most straight-laced, uptight person in the whole entire world, you likely did it, too" and this gem,"that most of us have already done one or more times in our life." Ha!

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Oh, Great: Lady Gaga Is Doing More Dumb "Art" Now
269 days ago

I don't understand the depth of thought Lady Gaga wants her fans to have.
She sings pop music. It's like saying Bananarama or Abba, is dark and fascinating, even complex. Shouldn't she produce music that sounds like who she is trying to portray? Not to say that uh, Lady Gaga fans aren't complex and dark, but it just doesn't add up to me. Pop music is art, sure, I stole this line from Wiki, clearly I don't have a lot to do this morning.."pop music" may be used to describe a distinct genre, aimed at a youth market, often characterized as a softer alternative to rock and roll."
Are her little monsters 11 or 12 ? I have 2 teenagers they think she's awful. My 11 year old told me she'd rather listen to old Marilyn Manson than her. I don't understand the audience that she has or that is trying to reach. She seems like she's trying to make pop music, something deeper and it's not. She thinks she's driving a Porsche when she's driving a bright yellow Volkswagen beetle.

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Oh, Great: Lady Gaga Is Doing More Dumb "Art" Now
269 days ago

"But yeah, this is Emily writing everybody. Take a good, hard, long look. So you can see the writing, of course, but also so that Emily Trainham won't have tried this hard for nothing."

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Brandi Glanville is a Hero for Dealing With This Crap
271 days ago

The only thing stunning here, is that this crap was deemed worthy of writing about.

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This is What Jake Gyllenhaal Would Look Like If He Weren't Famous
273 days ago

Haha,HappyGoLucky meant Sarah Taylor must have got her films mixed up because Christian was ripped and muscular in AP, not hungry and serial killer looking. She must have seen a different movie than the rest of us. It wasn't a literal thing, but she is literally a bonehead. Not many serial killers look hungry. Heck, not even Jeffrey Dahmer looked hungry, and he ate people. Sometimes a girl just has to make s**t up to make a paragraph.
I've also never heard anyone other then the Count on the Muppets, use the words 'a la' in a sentence.

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It's Official: LeAnn Rimes is One of the Worst People Living
273 days ago

If LeAnn Rimes is one of the worst people living, we should all be f'n glad to be alive. Sarah Taylor, CNN called. You didn't get the job.

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This is What Jake Gyllenhaal Would Look Like If He Weren't Famous
273 days ago

OH MY GOD..he looks just like Jake Gyllenhaal. Stop the presses. This is mind shattering news.

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You're Not Funny, Reese Witherspoon
274 days ago

What was she suppose to do, stand up and walk out? Shake her fists and give a speech? Geez. The headline should read,
"Emily isn't writing anything interesting or important or funny."

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Love It or Leave It: Contrary to Popular Belief, There ARE Worse Things Than Johnny Depp's Blonde Hair
275 days ago

Yes..there are worse things than Johnny Depps hair.
Like this invaluable article that shines light on, well, nothing relevant whatsoever.

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Sorry, But Shia LaBeouf Is Going to Traumatize You with His Junk Now
275 days ago

Traumatizing like reading the two boobs who write on this web sight.

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Another Day, Another Pointless Miley Cyrus Selfie
275 days ago

Ahhh..another day, another pointless article by Sarah Taylor.

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Let's Watch Lady Gaga Jump on the Ass Flash Bandwagon, Huh?
276 days ago

An ass is an ass, is an ass. It's basic function is padding for your anus. It's the exit with which plops forth, well, you know.
It's just an ass. Line em'all up. After a bunch of them, you'll see it's all just ass.

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What Is Rashida Jones Even TALKING About?
276 days ago

Her rant made more sense then anything Emily could write.

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Love It or Leave It: But Hey, Did Ashlee Simpson Join the Ranks of the Homeless Lately?
276 days ago

Haha..sorry. Didn't realize you had a crush on Sarah Taylor. We'll all be sure to say nice things. Might be hard though, since we're all bitchy bad people.

tiffany
Elle Should Be Ashamed of Itself
278 days ago

There are no minds to expand if you're talking about the writers on this web site.

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Love It or Leave It: But Hey, Did Ashlee Simpson Join the Ranks of the Homeless Lately?
278 days ago

She looks a heck of alot better then when I go to the grocery store. WTF. Calling her smelly and dirty. What is wrong with this web sight and the horrible woman that wrote this lame article.

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UPDATED: Kendall Jenner Sure Makes For a Pretty Mermaid, Huh?
278 days ago

No words could possibly express my amusement. Grab a random picture Sarah and give us your bonehead opinion. Another hard day at work.

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UPDATED: Kendall Jenner Sure Makes For a Pretty Mermaid, Huh?
278 days ago

Um..the only one that noticed her shoulder blades and made them creepy, was Sarah Taylor. Only she could put the words, creepy creeper together in an adult sentence. So nice to get your stupid opinion though. What's your point. There is none. It's not even news worthy. No one commenting because there is nothing to comment on. It's a picture of a mermaid. Tool.

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This Stupid Nonsense BETTER Not Be Real, Farrah Abraham
278 days ago

The only one keeping her alive is Emily. There are a million moms with tattoos that say Mom. A million moms post their tattoo pics on Facebook, making this news is a celebration of the worlds greatest job. Writing nothing about nothing and getting paid. Emily, giving parenting advice. Moms, don't get tattoos..
Shake you head and write about something relevant.

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Elle Should Be Ashamed of Itself
279 days ago

Sarah Taylor, you're a moron. You blast women for showing skin and looking slutty,then blast a a magazine for not showing a big women with cleavage and body revealing clothes. Nothing good to say about you, other then the moron thing.

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Holy Crap, Kim Kardashian's Body is Gonna Make Your Head Explode
279 days ago

I guess she decided that her kid would eventually know Mom was in a porn, so she gave up faking it. She can't live without the attention. We should all accept that we will have to put up with her naked selfies for the rest of her life. Or until she figures out on her own that she's pretty. She won't need the attention anymore. I would suppose it's a pretty powerful addiction. Anyways. Who the frig cares about her ass..only these investigative reporter rejects and her boyfriend. No one talks about Kayne's ass..hmm?

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Hey, Christina Aguilera, How You Doin'?
279 days ago

How can you tell she is a freak..curious minds want to know.

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Quotables: Here's Another Fab Reason to Adore Rebel Wilson
279 days ago

Hilarious that the only chick Sarah Taylor seems to like is overweight.
"Preach it Sister " What a moron.

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Lindsay Lohan Chooses Super Tattoos When She's Not Strung Out
280 days ago

"Lindsay's doing a whole, whole lot better,"

This hurts to read.

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Of Course Kim Kardashian is Wearing See-Through Pants to the Gym Now. Of Course.
280 days ago

Um..clearly Sarah doesn't wear stretchy yoga, work out pants, or she'd know they are all pretty see thru. Did she ever read about the Luluemon pants that got recalled. Did she know that most women wear sizes too small and they become sheer, the tighter they are pulled. What a bonehead article. Sarah, I think you need to try some stretchy pants on and pull them way up to your chin. That way, not only do you sound dumb, but you will also look dumb. The only statement I see in this picture, is a Mom, going to the gym.

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What Dumb Thing is Farrah Abraham Going on About Today?
280 days ago


Emily, could you call her stupid one more time? Just so we get the idea?
Jeez. The girl did porn. So what. You write about every single thing she does. She's making more money then you. She may seem dumb but she's busting her ass, ha..literally, to support her kid. Who cares. Write about something interesting already and stop calling people down. It makes you look like an idiot.

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And Just Like That, Kendall Jenner Got Really, Really Boring
280 days ago

Dumber then dumb. The thing is we still read it. Why do you think that is.

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And Just Like That, Kendall Jenner Got Really, Really Boring
280 days ago

Yay for Sarah Taylor! Another run on sentence, made to look like a paragraph. Kendall is pretty, she models. Brook Shields was young and naked once. Now she sells Lazy Boy furniture and makes more in one day then you in a year. Who the f cares about your acidic opinions. Certainly not your editor, because har har har..you're a complete wrecking ball in the English department.

tiffany
All Right, Who Stole the Hot Ass and Taped It on Ke$ha?
280 days ago

Is she in an outhouse??

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Khloe Kardashian Really Needs to Get a Grip
280 days ago

If you look at her glasses, there isn't even anything on the TV screen.

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Robin Thicke and Paula Patton Continue Their Reign as Squickiest Couple in Hollywood
280 days ago

It's the least relevant of any gossip site I have seen. Like gossip is really relevant anyway, but I don't know how it keeps going. If TMZ hadn't linked it I wouldn't have known it existed. Never even heard of it and now I know why.

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Robin Thicke and Paula Patton Continue Their Reign as Squickiest Couple in Hollywood
280 days ago

No..we only want to judge you, Sarah Taylor, for your really icky, squicky use of the English language. When this fishy website folds because no one wants to read the idiot stories, you can get a job writing for Porno mags. They often get 'Squicky'.

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Khloe Kardashian Really Needs to Get a Grip
281 days ago

She appears to be pretending to watch TV, while taking pictures of herself.
Emily appears to be pretending that she is a writer.
I myself am pretending I have nothing better to do.

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Way to Earn the "Jackass of the Day" Title, Jimmy Kimmel
281 days ago

Well Sarah Taylor would know all about funny. She's hilariously bad at writing and her opinions are laughable. I forgot to watch late night with Sarah the other day. Ohhh...that's right! She doesn't have a show. Just a writing about irrelevant crap for a web sight that has the word fish in it.

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Robin Thicke and Paula Patton Continue Their Reign as Squickiest Couple in Hollywood
281 days ago

What a long sentence in the first paragraph. Sarah went to school with Emily. Why are we making this couple "icky". I didn't see anything about that article that would lead me to believe anything this idiot Sarah or her cohort says. Like always the media has decided to make this long time couple gross. Media creates the impression then milks it dry until your sucking on empty teets.

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Iggy Azalea Needs to Class It Up Quick-Like
284 days ago

Sarah is using bigger words and forming better sentence structure. Too bad she's still ugly with her intended, useless messages.

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Love It or Leave It: Paz de la Huerta Does Shelter Chic ... Well, Terribly
284 days ago

Gak! She's all red and sweaty. Maybe then took a trip down E street before they went out.

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Quotables: Everybody Should Wanna Be Like Lorde
284 days ago

A lot of 16 year old girls think like that. More girls like her then like Miley. It's the media that churns out what they think everyone wants to see or talk about. It's pretty boring to hear a 16 year talk about how different she is from the pretty, party girls.
What a waste of an article.

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Look Who Got A Brand New Mouth!
285 days ago


She's gorgeous and sad. I feel sad for her. She is a beautiful girl and she doesn't even know it. I find her to be some sort of freaky sign of the times. She's so young. In some strange, voyeuristic relationship with a creepy old man. She's a Cronenberg movie. The rest of her life seems doomed for some sort of tragedy. A beautiful girl turned into a freakshow. Maybe a Burroughs novel. She'll eventually turn into some weird doll that lives only to fulfill mans lust for visual stimulation. No voice or thoughts, just blonde, breasts and a killer naked bod.

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Quotables: Melissa Joan Hart's Memoir is Going to Be Amazing
286 days ago

"Pssh..Get the hell out." ???
A quick unrelated ending to tidy up the useless information she'd just wrote.
It just doesn't fit.Is this a real person writing? I think I only come now to read Sarah Taylor. Sarah do you brush your teeth in the morning, thinking about the hard day ahead of you? Getting paid to be glib and destroy the English language. Are you eating a Wendy's salad, listening to Radiohead on your Ipod while you surf the net for shit. I want your job.

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UPDATED Quotables: Rihanna Really is a Special Kind of Stupid
287 days ago

Ha. It actually makes the writer a tool for not even knowing what they are writing about. Love it when someone calls someone a moron without knowing the facts. Good investigative journalism. Oh wait..this isn't journalism, it's fish wrapping.

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Great News: Tila Tequila Is Giving Parenting Advice Now!
289 days ago


Your mental health is not a direct result of your environment. There are plenty of people in shitty places who aren't depressed. It's a whole bunch of things. Genetics. Upbringing. Social Status. Parenting. The choices you make. No pill will cure you of a shitty disposition. Did you think that taking the medication would change the environment that you are in ??? You need to stop blaming and taking control of your life because there is no medication that does that.

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Great News: Tila Tequila Is Giving Parenting Advice Now!
289 days ago

I don't write what I don't' know about. I have three kids and work in mental health. Not sure where you googled the 15 percent thing but good on you for mad, googling skills. I myself have ADHD as does one on my daughters. I was on dexedrine for two years and her for three until I stopped them. They did what they were suppose to do, but had side effects that eventually were daunting. I certainly didn't do what I was told to do by anyone. Not sure what junk food has to do with the issue, I suppose in terms of general health. I can't remember ever sitting around eating cheeseballs and thinking of ways to drug my kids into submission. I think my point was to not call people shitty, or ignorant. To not judge others harshly without having walked a mile in their shoes. You know..take the high road. It's somewhere on life's map. I guess it's easier to drive around it and give the person your passing the finger.

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Love It or Leave It: Kendall Jenner Needs to Get Better Taste in Fake Tattoos
289 days ago

Skin and bones. It's perfect. She really needs a pork chop or two. Tattooed to her ass.

tiffany
Look, You Guys, It's ART! (No, It's Not.)
289 days ago

She's giving birth to a blue ball.

tiffany
Kaley Cuoco's Engagement Just Got a Little Less Bananas
289 days ago

Oh geez. This will end badly. Or shortly. What are the odds.

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Great News: Tila Tequila Is Giving Parenting Advice Now!
290 days ago

Parents aren't shitty for putting their kids on meds. They do it because they want to help. It's proven that adderall, dexedrine, etc have a calming effect on someone with ADD, ADHD. It's a fact. Why would you call parents shitty. Horrible. Her rant has some validity to be sure. It's all just talk until she has kids of her own. She's just an angry observer. Parents that have there children on meds are not horrible monsters.

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Let's Start Being Nicer to Fiona Apple, All Right?
291 days ago

You shouldn't stand up on a stage in front of people if you can't handle what the people could throw at you. Not to say she deserved it but if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Though it appears that she needs to spend more time in the kitchen. Eating.

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Quotables: Robin Thicke is an Embarrassing Excuse for a Man, The End
321 days ago

You concluded that she did drugs. You made that conclusion for all to see, based on your own experience ? Having watched her do the drugs?

I concluded, based on your "corny" cow expression that you must have been doing drugs to write such a blatant accusation about someone you don't even know.

Same diff, different view.

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Consider Your Day Ruined: Justin Bieber and Chris Brown are BFFs
321 days ago

If this ruins your day, you need therapy. Where do they get these writers?? Who uses internet slang/abbreviations to write an article.
BFF. Is she a teenager, texting this ridiculous garbage?

She is doomed to write articles for Womans Weekly on how to control those embarrassing involuntary BM's. She can still use abbreviations!

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Quotables: Robin Thicke is an Embarrassing Excuse for a Man, The End
321 days ago


Waiting for the cows to come home.
I think Jane, we need to talk about your own drug use.

tiffany
Alison Pill is Full of Crap
321 days ago

Um..skim milk.

tiffany
Alison Pill is Full of Crap
321 days ago

Too bad you couldn't touch Mr.Poop.
All your dreams fulfilled!

tiffany
Alison Pill is Full of Crap
321 days ago

This Sarah Taylor person is a horrible writer. She made the first sentence an entire paragraph.

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You Are Not Even Going to Believe How Dumb Farrah Abraham Is
321 days ago

It's not as pretty though.

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Quotables: Robin Thicke is an Embarrassing Excuse for a Man, The End
321 days ago

If I was a dude, I'd be jerking off to internet porn. Too busy man handling my penis to post comments.

tiffany
Here, Have Some Heartbreak With Your Cornflakes This Morning
321 days ago

They are all the same person ? Really ? Schizophrenic internet poster with too much time on their hands.

tiffany
Here, Have Some Heartbreak With Your Cornflakes This Morning
321 days ago

Ohh, I tried Jiffy games with bowser all right.It was all fun and 'gasms until I got this weird bladder infection. Made me pee on trees. My leg shook a lot too.

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Quotables: Robin Thicke is an Embarrassing Excuse for a Man, The End
321 days ago

Swallow. Then spit it back out onto your quivering sphincter. Lap it up again. How did you know ??

tiffany
Here, Have Some Heartbreak With Your Cornflakes This Morning
321 days ago

Ha! Here I am crying my eyes out and you guys are going on about P&B and natural stank. Jeez! I did not know that the Grinch could type.

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Quotables: Robin Thicke is an Embarrassing Excuse for a Man, The End
321 days ago

I don't understand the freaking big deal. Clearly they have time and a marriage on their side. They have been together since they were kids. Who the F are we to call him a douche bag or a cheater. We don't have any bloody proof. Only some pictures and a bunch of BS from a fame whore. She (fame whore) looks creepy in those pictures. Like a clingy, obsessed groupie, draped over him. It's like people want him to be a cheater. We just build these people up, chew them up and spit them out.

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Khloe Kardashian is So Sad About Her DUI-Getting, Drug-Addicted Husband That She's Taking Selfies for It
326 days ago

I'm so beautiful when I'm sad. Look everyone. My life sucks just like yours. My rich husband is just as selfishly stupid and ungrateful as me. We like to pretend that we're skids, smoking crack. We have to wake up in Egyptian cotton sheets all fresh and clean from a long night of slumming. Camera alert! Oh wait, let me check to see if my ombre hair is falling across my one, dumb, brown eye. I'm so beautiful when I'm sad, aren't I ??

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Courteney Cox Has Been Digging Through Meg Ryan's Old Face Parts Again
377 days ago

Cougar town meets the taxidermist.

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Courteney Cox Has Been Digging Through Meg Ryan's Old Face Parts Again
377 days ago

Cougartown meets the taxidermist.